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(BlackVampyr)   Women of Fark (and men too) (someone mirror this before it gets Farked -Drew)   ( divider line
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11225 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Aug 2001 at 12:13 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-23 05:25:22 PM  
I bet Kady looks nice in those Jerkface glasses.
2001-08-23 05:27:16 PM  
here's my question. i'm 16. do i get my own section "boys of fark"?
2001-08-23 05:28:51 PM  
Jerkface: You have excellent taste.

DalePickle: Sadly, I do not have a single pic of me in my glasses. I will work on that.
2001-08-23 05:33:36 PM  
I gotta admit I got a good giggle writing that someone looked good in "Jerkface glasses." Where besides fark is that a compliment?
2001-08-23 05:34:27 PM  
Melinika, Happy Birthday!!! Mine was day before yesterday...August has the best birthdays, doncha think?
2001-08-23 05:39:08 PM  
Holy crap, somebody replaced Fark with Yahoo.
2001-08-23 05:41:26 PM  
Ok, I running with live updates right now. I'm modifying everything while people are perusing the site. As such, might want to check back every so often.
2001-08-23 05:41:32 PM  
Kady: thanks again...let me know when you get a pic of yourself in your glasses :)
2001-08-23 05:46:37 PM  
[image from best.com too old to be available]

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-23 05:46:46 PM  
I am under secret robot control
2001-08-23 05:49:14 PM  
YO BEETCH (bumjube)
so..you brought me here to see all the nekkie ones? hmmm..and what do i get?
Dumpy plumpy boobies!! you put the lips one on here and i am off to therapy.
To all the *models*....what a way to take my fark'en virginity!!!
Life will never be the same.
2001-08-23 05:54:47 PM  
Kady: I grew up in central NH... coincidentally, my ex-gf's father owned a bar in Jamaica Plain... I think it was called "Triple D"
BTW, post the pic with glasses!
2001-08-23 05:59:14 PM  
A sweet, chic, geek, chick clique.
Thank you, Jesuuuuuusssss!
2001-08-23 06:00:36 PM  
We have ophelia :)

Ophelia - If you have other pics you want to have posted, let me know.
2001-08-23 06:14:42 PM  
Jerkface: I will be sure to let you know.

Amorphis: Are we playing 7 Degrees of Separation? I don't have a pic of me in the glasses...yet. I will have one taken soon though.
2001-08-23 06:18:04 PM  
Did you know it's illegal to pet a cat backwards in Scotland?
2001-08-23 06:22:22 PM  
before anyone asks...yes I lost my virginity...but I still have the box it came in.
2001-08-23 06:27:03 PM  
Holy Farkaroonies... the short, dumpy one (me) got a NSFW? Damn.. that amuses me...
2001-08-23 06:36:21 PM  
Bumjube - I know that if my boss saw that pic, I'd have a little explaining to do.
2001-08-23 06:38:22 PM  
Side note - Just got this in email:

"Mr Bussell:

It has been brought to our attention that you have been using an extreme amount of bandwidth over the last 14 hours..."

No, not really, but I did get this in email, not giving out the persons name or anything:

"all of the Farkettes are gorgeous. they all need to be applauded. "
2001-08-23 06:39:06 PM  
Oh, and did fark suddenly get funding from AOL or something? I've got an aol logo thingy on the right of the fark logo
2001-08-23 06:43:40 PM  
BV, Oh, ok... I thought covered up boobies were safe. I guess I still have a lot to learn...
2001-08-23 06:44:18 PM  
Considering some of the content in this thread, I'd say it's a likely possibility. =)
2001-08-23 06:44:58 PM  
Kady: I think I'd rather play 180 degrees of seperation.
2001-08-23 06:47:07 PM  
bumjube ........ covered up boobies safe? jaysus!! knowing you as long as I have I have to comment, you know yours have never been the quiet types!! or safe...
2001-08-23 06:49:06 PM  
BV: We had a "photoshop an ad banner" contest a couple of weeks ago. It looks like Drew finally got around to putting one up.

Nice job on the site by the way.
2001-08-23 06:49:57 PM  
lucy, who was it that ran around not only my house, but yours just a month ago wearing nothing but a towel screaming "boom bada boom bada boom"? Not I said the little red hen. I believe it was you... My boobies are prefectly safe and not life threatening. And they don't make a sound!
2001-08-23 06:51:50 PM  
Actually MysticJackal, I believe I've seen that banner on Something Awful before. Not sure, though.
2001-08-23 06:55:37 PM  
Kady-> i have no scanner... but, i may have one somewhere, i'll find one, and post it here sometime soon.

oh, if you ever plan on coming out to seattle, let me know!
2001-08-23 06:56:39 PM  
Like the banner, anyone have the link to the AOL commercial parody--I think it was on Quicktime (.mov). That was hilarious. Bumjube, did you film it? and if so what is the url?
2001-08-23 07:00:18 PM  
couldn't find any pics of me. hopefully tomorrow morning...
2001-08-23 07:04:08 PM  
bumjube...well shut!! maybe it wasnt the boobies screaming but someone begging for breath?
2001-08-23 07:08:01 PM  
2001-08-23 07:08:19 PM  
Here's the thread. The ad in question is about halfway down.
2001-08-23 07:10:26 PM  
Bumjube - better idea, send me a few pics of uncovered up boobies :)
2001-08-23 07:12:26 PM  
Pbsaurus, I was in too much shock to think of filming, but now that I think of it, I should be seeing her again soon, and can get my hands on a nice little Mavica.. And the AOL parody, if nobody has the site, I have the file if you're interested...
2001-08-23 07:13:08 PM  
Wow, Blackvampyr is gonna host a porn site. $12 Billion industry you know.
2001-08-23 07:15:20 PM  
bumjube: can we get Pam Anderson to play my part in the movie? and a couple of nice looking male bodies to chase me...oh..not that kind of movie huh? damn!
2001-08-23 07:15:56 PM  
BV, uhhh... mine?
2001-08-23 07:16:26 PM  
Bumjube: I have the file at home, I just wanted the link posted again because I think everyone should see it. Also check out the date my sister project on thespark.com, it has some great ideas for surveillance, hehehe. Then we can have movies on Blackvampyr's porn site too!
2001-08-23 07:18:35 PM  
OPHELIA definitely gets MY vote.
2001-08-23 07:18:42 PM  
lucy, wouldn't Katharine Hepburn be more suited to playing you? As for my character, I think I'll play myself.. or is that with? Nevermind.
2001-08-23 07:21:07 PM  
I clicked on JuicyLucy's profile and

Danger Will Robinson, not safe for work (slinky arms flailing uncontrollably)

Hope I don't get fired for that (desperately clearing cache).
2001-08-23 07:23:43 PM  
Pbsaurus, She isn't safe for anywhere, trust me... Now, about this video surveillance....
2001-08-23 07:24:27 PM  
[image from 69megs.com too old to be available]

I'm so pretty, oh so pretty.
2001-08-23 07:27:24 PM  
nswf!! hot damn!! i am a pin up girl at last!!!
2001-08-23 07:34:18 PM  
nswf? damn it...see ...you got me so excited i did a typo which happens so easily when you have bumjube's boobies as a visual in your mind!
2001-08-23 07:34:44 PM  

Go here
2001-08-23 07:44:58 PM  
Kady and Dale Pickle: I am a fellow New Englander too!! I live in Georgetown, ME. Go Sox!!

Kady: Mmmmm, Manny.......

Dale Pickle: I have been a long-suffering Pats fan for a long time. Someday......

Squinth ;)
2001-08-23 07:47:09 PM  
Pbsaurus... after giving that site quite a going over, I think that the "bugged jugs" would be the way to go for me...
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