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(   "The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls" ---"Once softened, mince them in a mincer." Males add 1/2 hour to preparation time to be able to uncross their legs   ( divider line
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2008-10-01 08:20:44 PM  
like testicle pizza, battered testicles and and barbecued testicles and giblets

There's just something so wrong about reading something like that.
2008-10-01 08:21:26 PM  
I don't think this kind of thing should be encouraged.
2008-10-01 08:22:28 PM  
That's just nuts.
2008-10-01 08:30:22 PM  
Hmmmm, rocky mountain oysters. Too bad Bruce's closed, and Coor's Field's are always overcooked.
2008-10-01 08:37:08 PM  
Reminds me of the old "_____ ate my balls" meme.
2008-10-01 08:52:22 PM  
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2008-10-01 09:27:21 PM  
turkey fries with hot sauce- it's good, and good for you
2008-10-01 09:36:59 PM  
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Gettin some mileage outta that one.
2008-10-01 09:56:22 PM  

Chariset: Reminds me of the old "_____ ate my balls" meme.

I pity da foo who don't like balls!
2008-10-01 10:12:27 PM  
No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.
2008-10-01 10:26:39 PM  

dillenger69: Chariset: Reminds me of the old "_____ ate my balls" meme.

I pity da foo who don't like balls!

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2008-10-01 11:30:02 PM  
mmm nothing like the taste of balls in my mouth... no homo.
2008-10-01 11:30:24 PM  
FTFA: Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes

any more than 5 minutes and you are playing with them
2008-10-01 11:30:27 PM  
Does the book includes the recipe for Chocolate Salty Balls?
2008-10-01 11:30:35 PM  
OW my balls!
2008-10-01 11:32:12 PM  
more FTFA: And with the credit crunch kicking in, more people may give up their rump steaks and turn to testicles instead.

i'm not sure if this makes me for or against the bailout...
2008-10-01 11:32:35 PM  
Such abuse of reproductive organs really gets my zygote.
2008-10-01 11:32:47 PM  
That'd go well with
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2008-10-01 11:37:10 PM  

dahmers love zombie: That's just nuts.

Came here to say this
2008-10-01 11:37:42 PM  

Barakku: That'd go well with

Someone get that cat some Chaser.

[image from too old to be available]

/Its hot
//AND linked
2008-10-01 11:40:44 PM  

Cyxneo: Does the book includes the recipe for Chocolate Salty Balls?

Was waiting for South Park references. Was not disappointed.
2008-10-01 11:40:44 PM
2008-10-01 11:41:27 PM  

ral315: No one can resist my Schweddy Balls.

Wow. Those balls are huge!
2008-10-01 11:42:52 PM  
It's a cookbook!
2008-10-01 11:44:28 PM  
Ow my balls.
2008-10-01 11:44:52 PM  
Ever eaten any kind of cheap sausage? Burger? Meat pie? Unrecognised ground Mystery Meat at a roadsize diner?

/Got news for ya....
2008-10-01 11:48:56 PM  
2008-10-01 11:50:20 PM  
Anyway, like I was sayin', Testicles is the fruit of the pants. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, Testicles-kabobs, Testicles creole, Testicles gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple Testicles, lemon Testicles, coconut Testicles, pepper Testicles, Testicles soup, Testicles stew, Testicles salad, Testicles and potatoes, Testicles burger, Testicles sandwich. That- that's about it.
2008-10-01 11:51:12 PM  
Here's a crazy idea: don't eat testicles.

/for your consideration
2008-10-01 11:51:27 PM  
For those who can't wait to order.....
Link (new window)
2008-10-01 11:51:42 PM  
I prefer ewe labia or ostrich hen vulva, personally.
2008-10-01 11:52:25 PM  
When I was a kid on the ranch, castration was part of the 'doctoring' that the calves received (along with vaccinations) at the same time that they were branded. The old cowboys would get a kick out of bringing a salt and pepper shaker, and tossing a few fresh mountain oysters onto the hot steel case of the burner that heats the branding irons.

They pop like popcorn when they're ready :D
2008-10-01 11:54:20 PM  
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2008-10-01 11:57:58 PM  

Pestifer: For those who can't wait to order.....
Link (new window)

Did you notice it said that the categories that the book fell under was "animals & pets; living & lifestyle; science & technology"????
2008-10-02 12:02:10 AM  
Ball Park Balls, They plump when you cook em'.
2008-10-02 12:04:06 AM  
FTFA: "When not cooking or eating testicles, or helping others to do so, (Erovic) now runs a company involved in the maintenance of medical and dental equipment," the book said.

This guy is all kinds of creepy.
2008-10-02 12:05:47 AM  
Never thought I'd have an excuse to post a page from Wormwood on Fark.

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2008-10-02 12:05:49 AM  
Isn't ostrich from a bird family?

/ Didn't know birds have balls
2008-10-02 12:10:14 AM  
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2008-10-02 12:21:42 AM  
A friend of mine had some Rocky Mountain Oysters once. When I explained to her what they were, she went white as a sheet.
2008-10-02 12:23:22 AM  

you_farking_icehole: FTFA: Wash testicles thoroughly for 30-45 minutes

Anything so unclean that you have to wash it for 30-45 minutes is clearly not intended to be eaten.

/"Gourmet" was created to fool morons into buying the garbage no sane person would eat.
2008-10-02 12:24:58 AM  
Okay, reading that article made me very uncomfortable--and I'm a chick.
2008-10-02 12:30:22 AM  
Well, to be fair, I ALWAYS cook with mine.
2008-10-02 12:48:08 AM  
FTA: "All testicles can be eaten - except human, of course."

The Germans would disagree.
2008-10-02 12:51:55 AM  
Yeeesh, apparently there are not many intermountain west farkers out there. Hell, where I grew up, there is a damn fesival over these things.

/Some links NSFW
//fun to watch everyone squeam
/yes, I have eaten RMOs and will again
2008-10-02 12:57:57 AM  
How do you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a test tickle...
2008-10-02 12:58:23 AM  
I've had Rocky Mountain oysters. The appearance and flavor reminded me of hash browns.

I'll never refuse hash browns, but I wouldn't bother with the alternative again. All flash, no bang.
2008-10-02 01:11:03 AM  

R3: Isn't ostrich from a bird family?

/ Didn't know birds have balls

Honey, even fish have balls.
Size does matter.
2008-10-02 01:33:08 AM  
Came here for the Schwetty balls and wasn't disappointed.
2008-10-02 02:15:05 AM  
We can put it on the shelf next to
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Yes, it is a real book [if you haven't seen it before]:
pops to Amazon
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