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2008-09-30 9:16:14 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: .5/10, and the only reason I put you on ignore (which i suspend from time to time) was because you used invalid intergers on a scale you were not equiped to do.


Apparently you don't have a Ph.D. in Spelling.
 
2008-09-30 9:16:14 PM  

Yankees Team Gynecologist: Wait...were you the original "I work for..." guy?



Wut are you talking about?
 
2008-09-30 9:16:17 PM  

BojanglesPaladin: rob.d: Biden knows that these are items to bring up, and he'll be looking for any opening to bring them up.

Biden has 36 years in Congress...

Palin will have been provided with her own list of counters when he does bring those up.

As Obama can explain to Biden, when you have a shorter political career, the opposition has less dirt to pull from.


He won't bring them up, the key is to look for an opening from the other party.

And she cannot then simply toss in an unrelated factoid, that isn't the way it works.

If she talks about cutting entitlements...well...that's an opening. Being a fiscal conservative...that is an opening. Biden is not running on being a maverick out to shake the world, he is running as a stable and knowing hand, ready to be pres incase Obama dies.

Palin is mostly myth, that is why she needs to be careful about what she says.

I love debates.

/was on the debate team for three years...loved it!
 
2008-09-30 9:16:23 PM  
lilbjorn: I am Teddy Roosevelt in 1900.

And yet you neglected to mention that he had


Graduated magnum cum laude from Harvard and written a respectable naval history of the War of 1812.
 
2008-09-30 9:16:32 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: t3knomanser: Not my $5. Unlike you, I'm likable, and people actually sponsor me for Total Fark.

OH MY GOD YOUR SO COOL


now i see the grammar Nazi's point spelling errors do make you look like a fool......oh wait you do a fine job of that even with out them
 
2008-09-30 9:16:40 PM  
The bottom of the ticket doesn't matter, Dummycrats. No matter how hard you try to slam down Sarah Palin with a bunch of "she doesn't believe in dinosaurs" lies, the focus truly belongs to the top of the ticket- and you'd almost think Obama is running unopposed for all the glorious butt-kissing coverage he's been receiving from the media. I'm so sick of hearing about this clown I can't even stand it. Can we just cut to the chase, swear John McCain into office the day after the election and send that lying idiot Obama back to Illinois?
 
2008-09-30 9:16:43 PM  

V. M. Molotov: unjustifiable claims


unjustifiable? Back to ignore for you.
 
2008-09-30 9:16:44 PM  

Anti_illuminati: Weaver95: t3knomanser: libbynomore2: Only if she were a Democrat.....don't you know the rules?

Yeah, because nobody dissed Clinton hard or was hateful to the biatch.

well...to be fair, Hillary IS a hateful biatch and got what she deserved.

Ouch dude.

Don't like Clinton, but seriously, she's no Palin.


True - Hillary has more tentacles than Palin, but in terms of 'heartless biatch' territory, Hillary has Palin beat. Palin is intellectually stunted, Hillary is viciously amoral. They both have the ruthlessness part down pat, although I'm not sure I'd consider that any sort of positive mark for either of them. Oh, and hillary is of course f*cking delusional, so there's that.
 
2008-09-30 9:16:59 PM  

Semi-Sane: Candidates using ear pieces during a debate is unheard of. I cannot believe anyone would buy into such a ridiculous theory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w166I1s6EM&feature=related


I thought that video was edited BS, so I went and found the full video to check, and sure as shiat.. it's in there. Weird. Wonder WTF that was about
 
2008-09-30 9:18:11 PM  
ML2008: The bottom of the ticket doesn't matter, Dummycrats. No matter how hard you try to slam down Sarah Palin with a bunch of "she doesn't believe in dinosaurs" lies, the focus truly belongs to the top of the ticket- and you'd almost think Obama is running unopposed for all the glorious butt-kissing coverage he's been receiving from the media. I'm so sick of hearing about this clown I can't even stand it. Can we just cut to the chase, swear John McCain into office the day after the election and send that lying idiot Obama back to Illinois?

I thought that was the Republican plan: preoccupy Dems so much with Palin that McCain gets a free pass?
 
2008-09-30 9:19:25 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: V. M. Molotov: unjustifiable claims

unjustifiable? Back to ignore for you.


Oh, and here I thought I was on ignore the whole time. Silly me.

Anyways, you claim you have 4 PhDs. That's wonderful. You claim you have dissertations. That's also wonderful.

However, you provide no proof for either of these assertions. When questioned, you stonewall, retreat, and ad hominem. Quite simply, in the face of the evidence, your claims are, indeed, unjustifiable until you have *some* proof in the slightest.
 
2008-09-30 9:19:35 PM  

ML2008: The bottom of the ticket doesn't matter, Dummycrats.


Mostly true. The VP pick never helps a candidate, but it can hurt a candidate. If Palin keeps spilling stupid on her bib, the public will notice, and it will impact McCain at the polls. Not a lot, but this is going to be a tight race. Both sides need to score every point they can.
 
2008-09-30 9:20:37 PM  

V. M. Molotov: Oh, and here I thought I was on ignore the whole time. Silly me.


Why? Really, why bother? Fish taco is obviously a troll, obviously not interested in having a discussion, and obviously masturbating furiously while people bite on his bait.
 
2008-09-30 9:22:12 PM  
Republican assholes are spamming the Obama site blogs.
 
2008-09-30 9:23:08 PM  

t3knomanser: V. M. Molotov: Oh, and here I thought I was on ignore the whole time. Silly me.

Why? Really, why bother? Fish taco is obviously a troll, obviously not interested in having a discussion, and obviously masturbating furiously while people bite on his bait.


Yes, but the more I get him to make stupid claims, the more demotivators I can make about him.

Also, I think it would be fun to start a "Tacoby's List" thing like we did with Skookum.

/Then Tacoby can end in the same way Skookum did
//When some respected farker is revealed as Tacoby!
///...
////Profit!
 
2008-09-30 9:24:09 PM  

whidbey: bulldg4life: .it's watching Tacoby desperately try to get people to stop laughing at his idiocy.

You'd think of all people that I would get the joke here. But I'm not seeing it.


Hey skookum, can you add me to your list?

I've always wondered what a Republican-run concentration camp would be like.
 
2008-09-30 9:26:04 PM  

Goodfella: Hey skookum, can you add me to your list?

I've always wondered what a Republican-run concentration camp would be like.


Kind of like a harem with penises.
 
2008-09-30 9:27:56 PM  

thermodie: We're talking about evictions. Would you let me crash on your couch for 9 months?

If I was responsible for you YES!


It is the pregnant womans choice and no one elses. I know it really must baffle you that someone would have an abortion. But sometimes people have to make tough decisions. If you are against abortion then don't have one. If you think a woman should never have one and are on a mission to see it legislated by the government then you should really find something better to do with your spare time. Get over it, you don't get to decide for everyone what is right and wrong.
 
2008-09-30 9:28:11 PM  
lexslamman

Republican assholes are spamming the Obama site blogs.

I guess that not change you can believe in...tooo... bad. You'll get over it.
 
2008-09-30 9:28:55 PM  

V. M. Molotov: /Then Tacoby can end in the same way Skookum did
//When some respected farker is revealed as Tacoby!


aint gonna happen
 
2008-09-30 9:29:27 PM  

TheOther: lilbjorn: I am Teddy Roosevelt in 1900.

And yet you neglected to mention that he had

Graduated magnum cum laude from Harvard and written a respectable naval history of the War of 1812.


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2008-09-30 9:30:17 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: V. M. Molotov: /Then Tacoby can end in the same way Skookum did
//When some respected farker is revealed as Tacoby!

aint gonna happen


Yes, well, we can all hope that you will mix up your alts as well, Tacoby.
 
2008-09-30 9:30:23 PM  

Darth Shatner: lexslamman

Republican assholes are spamming the Obama site blogs.

I guess that not change you can believe in...tooo... bad. You'll get over it.


He's spamming all the threads.
 
2008-09-30 9:33:51 PM  
I just came to point out that dragging fishing lines in a boat is called "trawling", not "trolling".
 
2008-09-30 9:35:14 PM  

xuanzhiyouxuan: erewhon: xuanzhiyouxuan: My money's on the wireless reciever

Pfft. That's the cover for the brain slug.

but I thought the brain slug was just a cover for hypno-toad.



No, it's slugs all the way down...
 
2008-09-30 9:35:50 PM  

xuanzhiyouxuan: My money's on the wireless reciever[sic]

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___________________________



I'm willing to bet they learned from what they perceive to be their mistake and will conceal it better this time.
 
2008-09-30 9:38:22 PM  

V. M. Molotov: Yes, well, we can all hope that you will mix up your alts as well, Tacoby.


Not gonna happen.

/who was skookum? Didn't catch that whole thing
 
2008-09-30 9:39:59 PM  
Re-posted from another thread:

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sigdiamond2000: My fantasy hockey draft is Thursday night. I wouldn't watch this debate if you put a f*cking gun to my head.

2009 sleeper pick: Sergei Samsonov


There are these magical, new fangled devices known as "VCRs" that allow you to watch the show at a later time. I myself am utilizing one during work come Thursday night.

Shh! Don't tell anyone.
 
2008-09-30 9:42:20 PM  
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2008-09-30 9:42:33 PM  
They have "in tooth" monitors now... a cap on a rear molar that transmits sound directly to the bone.

Transmitter tech has gotten more sophisticated.
 
2008-09-30 9:42:49 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: V. M. Molotov: Yes, well, we can all hope that you will mix up your alts as well, Tacoby.

Not gonna happen.

/who was skookum? Didn't catch that whole thing


Don't play dumb, we know you are the same people.
 
2008-09-30 9:44:34 PM  

ML2008: The bottom of the ticket doesn't matter, Dummycrats. No matter how hard you try to slam down Sarah Palin with a bunch of "she doesn't believe in dinosaurs" lies, the focus truly belongs to the top of the ticket- and you'd almost think Obama is running unopposed for all the glorious butt-kissing coverage he's been receiving from the media. I'm so sick of hearing about this clown I can't even stand it. Can we just cut to the chase, swear John McCain into office the day after the election and send that lying idiot Obama back to Illinois?



Obvious troll is obvious.
 
2008-09-30 9:44:37 PM  

JewZeppy:
Don't play dumb, we know you are the same people person.


I'm not playing.
 
2008-09-30 9:44:38 PM  
This chick is going to get rocked.
 
2008-09-30 9:44:43 PM  

essucht: Biden in a nationally televised debate...this should be amusing.


They'll put an invisible fence collar on him and, "hey, don't tase me 'bro!"
 
2008-09-30 9:45:11 PM  

JewZeppy: Don't play dumb, we know you are the same people.


? WTF do you come off? I saw skookum post, but have no idea who he 'was' or who his alts were. Just asking. Go piss up a telephone pole.
 
2008-09-30 9:45:33 PM  
The GD alt thing is so gay. The only thing gayer than alts is the ignore feature.

Enjoy your life sucking dicks in a truckstop glory hole if you do either of these things.
 
2008-09-30 9:45:39 PM  
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That just pops my taco!

/sorry
//obligatory
 
2008-09-30 9:46:55 PM  

JewZeppy: JewZeppy:
Don't play dumb, we know you are the same people person.

I'm not playing.


Would this count as 'working' today?
 
2008-09-30 9:47:28 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: V. M. Molotov: Yes, well, we can all hope that you will mix up your alts as well, Tacoby.

Not gonna happen.

/who was skookum? Didn't catch that whole thing


Whidbey was skookum... fun thread was here...
 
2008-09-30 9:48:05 PM  
sigdiamond2000: My fantasy hockey draft is Thursday night. I wouldn't watch this debate if you put a f*cking gun to my head.

2009 sleeper pick: Sergei Samsonov



Which reminds me of a joke I once heard...What's the difference between a hackey mam and a pit bull?
 
2008-09-30 9:48:14 PM  
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3893749

sorry, it doesn't like the link.
 
2008-09-30 9:48:41 PM  

ZzeusS: JewZeppy: JewZeppy:
Don't play dumb, we know you are the same people person.

I'm not playing.

Would this count as 'working' today?


Actually is an example of it being way past working time.
 
2008-09-30 9:48:46 PM  

V. M. Molotov: Whidbey was skookum... fun thread was here...


Aaah. that guy was always an assclown anyways. he won't be missed.

Whatever happened to Tatsuma? he was always my favorite, along with CzarAngelus or whatever
 
2008-09-30 9:49:49 PM  
rob.d:
And she cannot then simply toss in an unrelated factoid, that isn't the way it works.



Really? Did you know the average North Korean is three inches shorter than the average South Korean?
 
2008-09-30 9:49:49 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury:
Whatever happened to Tatsuma? he was always my favorite, along with CzarAngelus or whatever


Maybe you ate them.
 
2008-09-30 9:49:58 PM  
Palin should steal Admiral Stockdale's opening line from 1992 when he shared the global stage with Gore and Quayle: 'Who am I and why am I here?"

Come to think of it...is Palin simply Quayle with boobies???
 
2008-09-30 9:50:01 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: V. M. Molotov: Whidbey was skookum... fun thread was here...

Aaah. that guy was always an assclown anyways. he won't be missed.

Whatever happened to Tatsuma? he was always my favorite, along with CzarAngelus or whatever


Actually, Whidbey's still here. Skookum seems to have disappeared, now that the word has spread that he is an alt...
 
2008-09-30 9:50:53 PM  

nottheodore: Palin should steal Admiral Stockdale's opening line from 1992 when he shared the global stage with Gore and Quayle: 'Who am I and why am I here?"

Come to think of it...is Palin simply Quayle with boobies???


No, Quayle had some national experience. He also didn't show his absolute idiocy until after he had already become VP.
 
2008-09-30 9:51:02 PM  

nottheodore: Palin should steal Admiral Stockdale's opening line from 1992 when he shared the global stage with Gore and Quayle: 'Who am I and why am I here?"

Come to think of it...is Palin simply Quayle with boobies???


Well, she's no Jack Kennedy!
 
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