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2008-09-30 8:42:52 PM  
" well, you know, when FDR did those live TV debates just before the Depression, he didn't have any foreign policy experience either "

Joe Biden........

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Anyone want to see me naked?

Someone photoshop my shriveled head on a body in a bikini.

" I have two shotguns and Obama Ain't Taking My Shotguns; He's Got a Problem If He Fools With My Beretta "

" What?? you mean a Beretta isn't a shotgun? "

" My Helicopter went down near the Pakistan border so I'm a hero like McCain.............ok, it was only weather related, but still....there was sniper fire......oh, ok, there wasn't....but I could see Obama from where I was! "
 
2008-09-30 8:44:08 PM  

V. M. Molotov: Tacoby Bellisbury: V. M. Molotov: I asked him 3 times in one thread for proof for one of his (false) claims, and he accused me of laziness, stupidity, incorrectness, being a troll, etc.

Eventually, in other threads, I got on his nerves so much he put me on ignore. I believe I compared him to Skookum, then rated his posts.

But moral of the story is, he's a troll who makes fantastic claims to... um... have people believe fantastic claims, I guess.

.5/10, and the only reason I put you on ignore (which i suspend from time to time) was because you used invalid intergers on a scale you were not equiped to do.

3 and 10 are now, apparently, invalid intergers.


Well, i'm sure one of his PhD's qualifies him to declare that. He might be one of the guys that decides these things.
 
2008-09-30 8:44:14 PM  
Biden in a nationally televised debate...this should be amusing.

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2008-09-30 8:44:17 PM  

libbynomore2: What?? you mean a Beretta isn't a shotgun?


Now please, shut up before you hurt yourself.
 
2008-09-30 8:44:35 PM  
Yankees Team Gynecologist Quote 2008-09-30 08:41:43 PM
libbynomore2: I'm certainly glad that Democrats have decided for the rest of us that it's finally ok to diss women hard, be hateful, mean and cruel without being sexist and/or anti-woman.

Yeah, it's because she's a woman. That must be it.



Only if she were a Democrat.....don't you know the rules?
 
2008-09-30 8:44:45 PM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: So someone claiming 4 PhD's is really claiming that they're an incredible loser.


I have a PhD in Horribleness...does that count?
 
2008-09-30 8:45:04 PM  
t3knomanser Would you let me crash naked on your couch for nine months?

Do you like life as much as I do? I'm sure your answer is yes. What makes you think anyone else is different? Quit being a self absored asshole and realize you might have never had this chance.
 
2008-09-30 8:45:10 PM  
A lot of people are going to watch this debate, more than the Obama/McCain one.

So Palin will try to avoid "bridge to nowhere", "entitlement cutter" at all costs, because she knows that will allow Biden to say right there that she was for the bridge, and took the money anyways and that Alaska gets more entitlements per capita than any other state. These are facts that might be known here, but no so well known to the general public.

Also the fact that she left Wasilla in massive debt after she went on to the gov. office...that is not something she'll want brought up.

Biden knows that these are items to bring up, and he'll be looking for any opening to bring them up.

In short, Palin should call in sick......
 
2008-09-30 8:45:12 PM  
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2008-09-30 8:45:34 PM  

libbynomore2: Only if she were a Democrat.....don't you know the rules?


Yeah, because nobody dissed Clinton hard or was hateful to the biatch.
 
2008-09-30 8:46:49 PM  

Kygz: This is what you should put through her audio feed if yu can hijack it.

Check it out.
/with clicky pop goodness


Never has there been a better time for a Rick Roll.
 
2008-09-30 8:46:57 PM  

t3knomanser: libbynomore2: Only if she were a Democrat.....don't you know the rules?

Yeah, because nobody dissed Clinton hard or was hateful to the biatch.


well...to be fair, Hillary IS a hateful biatch and got what she deserved.
 
2008-09-30 8:47:13 PM  

thermodie: Do you like life as much as I do?


No. Life is moderately interesting chemistry. I've evolved to have self-interest in preserving my life and that of others (we are social animals, after all).

But we're not talking about killing. We're talking about evictions. Would you let me crash on your couch for 9 months?
 
2008-09-30 8:48:19 PM  

rob.d: Biden knows that these are items to bring up, and he'll be looking for any opening to bring them up.


Biden has 36 years in Congress...

Palin will have been provided with her own list of counters when he does bring those up.

As Obama can explain to Biden, when you have a shorter political career, the opposition has less dirt to pull from.
 
2008-09-30 8:48:25 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: Nice try, not taking ur base


All your base are belong to us.
 
2008-09-30 8:49:19 PM  
t3knomanser [TotalFark] Quote 2008-09-30 08:44:17 PM
libbynomore2: What?? you mean a Beretta isn't a shotgun?

Now please, shut up before you hurt yourself.



Knowing Bidens track record of dumbass and/or untruthfull comments, I'm going to believe he was lying his ass off if and until he holds up his " Beretta " shotgun a la Heston. Short of that, it's fair to assume it was just another lying gaff from the the king of gaffs.
 
2008-09-30 8:49:20 PM  
t3knomanser

Whoa, back up there son, he's not my #2 guy. I'm in favor of abolishing representative government and replacing it with a technocracy designed and maintained through systems analysis and consensus building. Nobody is running on that platform though.

OK old man....Guess what...if you are voting for Ummmmmbama...Biden is your #2 guy, no matter what pipe dream government you want to control your life.

As for your supposed point, we'll stick with the baseball metaphor. Biden isn't going to hit a homerun because he isn't a homerun hitter. He will hit a lot of doubles and probably a few triples. Remember, in baseball, if you hit a triple but run home because the fielders drop the ball, that's a triple and an error, not a home run.

In other words Biden cant hit a homerun against a shirt drooling retard who cant even speak in complete sentences. Thats pretty sad for a guy who's one round from a fire arm away from being leader of the free world.

Jeeezus...you expect Biden to win a debate because of his opponents errors. In the world of baseball mtaphors would he even be able to hit a pitch from Mahmoud I'm-a-DinnerJacket?
 
2008-09-30 8:50:16 PM  
We're talking about evictions. Would you let me crash on your couch for 9 months?

If I was responsible for you YES!
 
2008-09-30 8:52:48 PM  

whidbey: bulldg4life: Like I said, the flailing is hilarious

You're easily amused. I get more of a kick taking the trash out.


Have you see "SKOOKUM" on here lately
 
2008-09-30 8:52:54 PM  
Tacoby Bellisbury, Ph.D.-pF (Doctor of pwned by Farkers)

No, really. We benefit from your "wisdom". Please, do go on.
 
2008-09-30 8:53:03 PM  
Chicago Against Obama (new window)

Read about Obama from people who know more than what his campaign has fed you.

A person dying of thirst will drink sand if told it's water.
Guess who's the sand?
 
2008-09-30 8:53:38 PM  
I wonder if Biden will say he totally agrees with Palen more or less times tham Ummmmmbama said he agreed with JMac?

/I'm John McCain and Barack approves of this message.
 
2008-09-30 8:54:04 PM  

m0lissa: No, really. We benefit from your "wisdom". Please, do go on.


lol failfool
 
2008-09-30 8:54:09 PM  

Darth Shatner: Guess what...if you are voting for Ummmmmbama...Biden is your #2 guy, no matter what pipe dream government you want to control your life.


I haven't decided who I'm voting for. I think it depends if the Anarchist Party gets on the ballot in my state or not.

Darth Shatner: In other words Biden cant hit a homerun against a shirt drooling retard who cant even speak in complete sentences.


You obviously don't know anything about baseball. Not every hitter is a home run hitter. It doesn't matter who their opponent is, they'll never hit a home run because they have focused more on one of the other skills in baseball, like fielding or base stealing.

Darth Shatner: you expect Biden to win a debate because of his opponents errors.


Largely, yes.
 
2008-09-30 8:54:40 PM  
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Anyone like my handiwork? The first statement from Tacoby is from the Biden gaffes thread that everyone quotes... the second right from here!

/hypocrisy ftw?
 
2008-09-30 8:55:44 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: m0lissa: No, really. We benefit from your "wisdom". Please, do go on.

lol failfool


ad hominem.

Again.

But I agree with m0lissa-- do go on, please. It's humorous to watch you bluster and blather.
 
2008-09-30 8:56:02 PM  

Darth Shatner: I wonder if Biden will say he totally agrees with Palen more or less times tham Ummmmmbama said he agreed with JMac?


The beauty of agreeing with your opponent is that it makes it easier to rip their statements apart. Obama's "I agrees" were always followed by a "but". Obama likes be buts. He cannot lie. You other brothers can't deny when a sentence walks in with an itty bitty agreement and a big but you get sprung.
 
2008-09-30 8:57:32 PM  
I'm sure in these troubled economic times that 8 years of a Bush Administration and 6 years of Republicans in control of the three branches of government are hard on Tacoby and astroturfing was the only gig he could get.

Cut him some slack, he's just trying to earn a living.

;)
 
2008-09-30 8:58:15 PM  

m0lissa: Tacoby Bellisbury, Ph.D.-pF (Doctor of pwned by Farkers)

No, really. We benefit from your "wisdom". Please, do go on.


Taco What exactly are you a Dr of?
Taco: "I have degrees in both Psychology and para-psychology"
 
2008-09-30 8:59:29 PM  

V. M. Molotov: Anyone like my handiwork? The first statement from Tacoby is from the Biden gaffes thread that everyone quotes... the second right from here!

/hypocrisy ftw?


Well, if it's any consolation, he did prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is Ignore Worthy...
 
2008-09-30 9:02:00 PM  

V. M. Molotov: Anyone like my handiwork? The first statement from Tacoby is from the Biden gaffes thread that everyone quotes... the second right from here!

/hypocrisy ftw?


Nice doctored photo. Real believeable
 
2008-09-30 9:02:03 PM  

indenture: A receiver small enough to fit in her hear has gotta be analog. How hard could it be to find the frequency? After that, record her "help" for a few questions and then jam it right in the middle of her answer.

Wait for her prompter to say something like, "OK, Sarah, home run! I have the answer right here.... BEEEEEEP!!!!"

Or even better, use the frequency to taunt her, hopefully until she takes the hearing aid out on camera.



I've designed a digital FM radio with Type 1 encryption so Palin won't be getting a kick out of your replies.
 
2008-09-30 9:02:40 PM  

hubiestubert: V. M. Molotov: Anyone like my handiwork? The first statement from Tacoby is from the Biden gaffes thread that everyone quotes... the second right from here!

/hypocrisy ftw?

Well, if it's any consolation, he did prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is Ignore Worthy...


Tacoby did indeed prove he is ignore worthy.... but it's so much more fun to point and laugh at him!

/Anyone got shopping skills?
 
2008-09-30 9:02:50 PM  

thermodie: The majority that supports keeping things the way they are now? Yep.

Oh you mean the Majority that doesn't know how to say no. The majority thats' never heard of birth control. The majority that never plans ahead?

Or the majority who wants to kill because of their on stupidity?


You sound concerned.
 
2008-09-30 9:03:02 PM  
I think Obama has missed an opportunity to close out McCain/Palin completely. After the Couric interview, and after the first debate, he should have allowed McCain to cancel the VP debate.

Palin's ONLY chance of recovering is an at least passing grade in a debate. Denying her that chance, at McCain's request, would have finished her and McCain. Now, Biden has to stomp her while not looking like he's kicking a retarded puppy. If she doesn't drool or gibber, she's improved her image compared to what it is now.
 
2008-09-30 9:03:09 PM  
PS, this is taco:
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2008-09-30 9:04:02 PM  
Here's my take...

The debate is going to be disappointing for most, no major gaffes by either side, just a healthy dose of overly-rehearsed talking points and a little bit of poorly executed humor.

Where the real story is going to burrow in is what happened with the economy and how we are going to dig our way out of this hole.

That one issue will be the Mark Foley of the 2008 election - regardless of what thermodie and Saturn5 "think" is reality.
 
2008-09-30 9:04:09 PM  
t3knomanser

I haven't decided who I'm voting for. I think it depends if the Anarchist Party gets on the ballot in my state or not.

True Anarchists dont want or need a political party. A political party takes away from true anarchy.

True anarchy is everyone taking care of themselves and living thier life without any type of government intrusion.

Just how does the Anarchist Party make legislation?

BTW: where does the potential vice president bat in the democrat party lineup, since its obvious he cant hit a homeruns?
 
2008-09-30 9:04:10 PM  
t3knomanser I think you need to take your $5.00 a month and put it towards an education because you my friend are an idiot. And certified one at that. Or Keep the account and lay off of the kool-aid.

C ya round
 
2008-09-30 9:04:28 PM  

m0lissa: Tacoby Bellisbury, Ph.D.-pF (Doctor of pwned by Farkers)

No, really. We benefit from your "wisdom". Please, do go on.


Hi Tacoby! How are you!?
 
2008-09-30 9:05:07 PM  

STRYPERSWINE: I am under 45 years old.
I love the outdoors.
I hunt.
I am a Republican reformer.
I have taken on the Republican Party establishment.
I have many children.
I have a spot on the national ticket as vice president with less than two years in the governor's office.

Did you guess?

I am Teddy Roosevelt in 1900.


And yet you neglected to mention that he had also served as assistant secretary to the Navy, had organized and commanded the Rough Riders in the Spanish-American War, and was governor of a state (New York) that had cities bigger than the population of Alaska.

Why can't Republicans tell the whole truth ... even sometimes?
 
2008-09-30 9:06:14 PM  

Weaver95: t3knomanser: libbynomore2: Only if she were a Democrat.....don't you know the rules?

Yeah, because nobody dissed Clinton hard or was hateful to the biatch.

well...to be fair, Hillary IS a hateful biatch and got what she deserved.


Ouch dude.

Don't like Clinton, but seriously, she's no Palin.
 
2008-09-30 9:07:07 PM  

panzerfaustbob: Palin was obviously the correct choice for McCain, seeing how the Obamaniacs and other assorted leftards are running so damned scared around laughing their asses off. This thread is proof of that...


FTFY
 
2008-09-30 9:07:16 PM  

Anti_illuminati: Hi Tacoby! How are you!?


I havew a headache.
 
2008-09-30 9:07:46 PM  

Solid State Vittles: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I wonder what the talking point would be if Biden starts enjoying the taste of his loafer?

This contention that Biden is as big of a trainwreck as hackey mam is quite the stretch.


Nothing is too big a stretch on THE SUPERHIGHWAY OF TERROR (dun, dun, DUN)!!!

/Teh gates of hell
//I haz see them.
 
2008-09-30 9:10:37 PM  

Darth Shatner: True Anarchists dont want or need a political party. A political party takes away from true anarchy.


Well, good thing that I'm not a true anarchist then, nor do I think anarchy is a viable political philosophy for managing groups larger than a dozen or so.

thermodie: I think you need to take your $5.00 a month and put it towards an education because you my friend are an idiot.


Not my $5. Unlike you, I'm likable, and people actually sponsor me for Total Fark.
 
2008-09-30 9:11:05 PM  

t3knomanser: Not my $5. Unlike you, I'm likable, and people actually sponsor me for Total Fark.


OH MY GOD YOUR SO COOL
 
2008-09-30 9:12:33 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: t3knomanser: Not my $5. Unlike you, I'm likable, and people actually sponsor me for Total Fark.

OH MY GOD YOURYOU'RE SO COOL


Also, he doesn't make unjustifiable claims (like having 4 PhDs) while simultaneously having nearly incoherent posts and refusing at every turn to come close to verifying any of his statements.

/Just saying
 
2008-09-30 9:14:15 PM  

V. M. Molotov: Tacoby did indeed prove he is ignore worthy.... but it's so much more fun to point and laugh at him!


Life is too short for some brands of stoopid.
 
2008-09-30 9:15:28 PM  

V. M. Molotov: Tacoby Bellisbury: t3knomanser: Not my $5. Unlike you, I'm likable, and people actually sponsor me for Total Fark.

OH MY GOD YOURYOU'RE SO COOL

Also, he doesn't make unjustifiable claims (like having 4 PhDs) while simultaneously having nearly incoherent posts and refusing at every turn to come close to verifying any of his statements.

/Just saying


I guess that leaves him out of the running for TCS' spouse's alt then too...
 
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