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2008-09-30 8:19:27 PM  

Mongo cut wood: Will Biden fall asleep cause he is so old?
Will Biden's lobbyist some buy him more time from the moderators?

/Being experienced with Failed foreign policy doesn't make you any better than someone without any experience.

//Democrats are afraid of Palin cause they want to protect their corrupt ways.


we don't agree with her beliefs and would not want her as Presdident if something were to happen to McCain.
 
2008-09-30 8:19:44 PM  

V. M. Molotov: MindfulModeration: Tacoby Bellisbury: MindfulModeration: I'm just trying to help you here. You can't get into an honest debate on Fark when people ignore you for claims they write off as unlikely. Give me something to look up in my card catalog here, and all your detractors will appear wholly stupid.

Yeah, sure. Nice strawman> WELCOME TO IGNORE

What the fark? Do you even know what a strawman is? God damn, I take it back! There's NO WAY you're intelligent enough to be a holder of ONE PhD, let alone FOUR.

Thank you for the honor of ignoring me. I'm happy to hear you enjoy tuning out people trying to help you.

Hey, join the club. He ignored me today for comparing him to Skookum.

I think we need a copy of Skookum's list, only shopped to read, of course, "Tacoby's List".

You're on it because you use logic.


Yee-Haw. That's the second "Fark Club" I've joined so far. Local Doomsayers was my first.

/Didn't get to be on Snookum's List before he was outed.
 
2008-09-30 8:20:40 PM  

seventypercent: thermodie: She's going to bite his Balls off on abortion. And yes the majority will cheer.

I live in South Dakota, which is a very conservative and very anti-abortion state. Two years ago, the Palin position on abortion (no exceptions, even for incest and rape) was put forward as an initiative on the general election ballot. It was defeated -- soundly. The far right needs to start re-evaluating its positions when they are too extreme for farking South Dakota.


Agreed. But also, nobody is talking about her policies. If we all were, we'd be outraged as a populous.
 
2008-09-30 8:21:16 PM  

thermodie: Or the majority who wants to kill because of their on stupidity?


Excuse me, but what happened to the party of personal responsibility? Everyone blames the mother getting an abortion, but what about the fetus? The fetus is making use of someone's property and is not paying a penny in rent. Not only that, but it puts a strain on the property and incurs vast incidental costs on the property owner.

I'm sorry, but I don't see why these freeloaders should get a free ride on the dime of private citizens. Evict them, and let the free market provide some kind of safety net.

Next, you'll be proposing some sort of welfare womb. State operated housing for fetuses to provide a "safety net" for society's unwanted.
 
2008-09-30 8:21:41 PM  

MindfulModeration: V. M. Molotov: MindfulModeration: Tacoby Bellisbury: MindfulModeration: I'm just trying to help you here. You can't get into an honest debate on Fark when people ignore you for claims they write off as unlikely. Give me something to look up in my card catalog here, and all your detractors will appear wholly stupid.

Yeah, sure. Nice strawman> WELCOME TO IGNORE

What the fark? Do you even know what a strawman is? God damn, I take it back! There's NO WAY you're intelligent enough to be a holder of ONE PhD, let alone FOUR.

Thank you for the honor of ignoring me. I'm happy to hear you enjoy tuning out people trying to help you.

Hey, join the club. He ignored me today for comparing him to Skookum.

I think we need a copy of Skookum's list, only shopped to read, of course, "Tacoby's List".

You're on it because you use logic.

Yee-Haw. That's the second "Fark Club" I've joined so far. Local Doomsayers was my first.

/Didn't get to be on Snookum's List before he was outed.


Nice, all we need is the graphic... I'll get it!
 
2008-09-30 8:23:42 PM  
It's good to see that the people who support hope and change have already got a list of excuses planned if biden doesnt hit a homerun.

But hey you are the party of excuses when things dont go your way, right?

Democrats never lose, they get cheated out of their victories....right.
 
2008-09-30 8:24:36 PM  
The VP debate is all about who can avoid self ownage the best.

Sarah "Miss Congeniality" Palin

vs.

Joe "Delaware Gaffe Machine" Biden
 
2008-09-30 8:24:45 PM  

V. M. Molotov: Tacoby Bellisbury: Miles D Davis Jr.: I've destroyed you before, but this time you've out-done yourself. Golf clap for the troll people, comeon... nobody is this stupid.

You've destroyed me before? Please. Citation needed


haha!

I [heart] you.

/strictly platonic.
 
2008-09-30 8:24:57 PM  

Corvus: for good or for awesome: That's a pretty good explanation actually. And I bet the SS would no way let anyone tell the media about Bush's security measures.

But once again he told the press that he was not wearing a vest that night.


I just sure that if Bush asked if he could disclose that information the SS would have a fit.
 
2008-09-30 8:25:24 PM  

Darth Shatner: if biden doesnt hit a homerun.


Biden isn't going to hit a home run. But he'll put in a solid, if uninspiring performance, like he has done in every debate in the past. Palin, on the other hand, is heading into this debate with a reputation for being a shirt-drooling retard. If she manages to speak in complete sentences, we'll all be impressed.
 
2008-09-30 8:25:43 PM  
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"I know, I know. Kind of a cute Nazi, though"
 
2008-09-30 8:26:53 PM  

Darth Shatner: It's good to see that the people who support hope and change have already got a list of excuses planned if biden doesnt hit a homerun.

But hey you are the party of excuses when things dont go your way, right?

Democrats never lose, they get cheated out of their victories....right.


LOL like we'd expect any less.
 
2008-09-30 8:27:07 PM  

t3knomanser: thermodie: Or the majority who wants to kill because of their on stupidity?

Excuse me, but what happened to the party of personal responsibility? Everyone blames the mother getting an abortion, but what about the fetus? The fetus is making use of someone's property and is not paying a penny in rent. Not only that, but it puts a strain on the property and incurs vast incidental costs on the property owner.

I'm sorry, but I don't see why these freeloaders should get a free ride on the dime of private citizens. Evict them, and let the free market provide some kind of safety net.

Next, you'll be proposing some sort of welfare womb. State operated housing for fetuses to provide a "safety net" for society's unwanted.


And I [heart] you too.

/plaaaaaaaatonic
 
2008-09-30 8:27:29 PM  

Anti_illuminati: V. M. Molotov: Tacoby Bellisbury: Miles D Davis Jr.: I've destroyed you before, but this time you've out-done yourself. Golf clap for the troll people, comeon... nobody is this stupid.

You've destroyed me before? Please. Citation needed

haha!

I [heart] you.

/strictly platonic.


Figure that exposing the troll is a noble enough goal.

/Maybe God will forgive me for Poland if I expose Tacoby? Hmm... This must be considered...
//Fark Ribbentrop
 
2008-09-30 8:28:01 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: Miles D Davis Jr.: I've destroyed you before, but this time you've out-done yourself. Golf clap for the troll people, comeon... nobody is this stupid.

You've destroyed me before? Please. Citation needed


Seriously though, what are the titles of your published works? I'm asking an honest question. I've given you your due and always been civil with you. I just want some back story. If you don't want to say here, EIP.
 
2008-09-30 8:28:17 PM  
t3knomanser So you are saying that Death row is ok for KILLERS and the innocent because some guy or gal didn't use their basic common sense?

/killers = die
innocent = parents should die with their stupidity
 
2008-09-30 8:28:44 PM  

V. M. Molotov: Tacoby Bellisbury: Miles D Davis Jr.: I've destroyed you before, but this time you've out-done yourself. Golf clap for the troll people, comeon... nobody is this stupid.

You've destroyed me before? Please. Citation needed


Damn!

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Hope you got sauce for that taco...
 
2008-09-30 8:29:52 PM  

Bufu: Are any of you actually serious about her having a receiver during the debate?


Bush had one in 2000. I don't see why Palin wouldn't have one.
 
2008-09-30 8:29:56 PM  
In spite of all the small minded cr*p you people have spouted, Gov. Palin is stil more qualified than Sen. Obama. The magic monkey is just another Chicago thug and biden is just a dem talking head.
 
2008-09-30 8:29:57 PM  
t3knomanser

Biden isn't going to hit a home run. But he'll put in a solid, if uninspiring performance, like he has done in every debate in the past. Palin, on the other hand, is heading into this debate with a reputation for being a shirt-drooling retard. If she manages to speak in complete sentences, we'll all be impressed.

So...in other words Biden cant even hit a homerun against a shirt drooling retard who cant even speak in complete sentences....yet you want him to be your #2 guy.
 
2008-09-30 8:30:21 PM  

adamgreeney: Tacoby Bellisbury: Miles D Davis Jr.: I've destroyed you before, but this time you've out-done yourself. Golf clap for the troll people, comeon... nobody is this stupid.

You've destroyed me before? Please. Citation needed

Seriously though, what are the titles of your published works? I'm asking an honest question. I've given you your due and always been civil with you. I just want some back story. If you don't want to say here, EIP.


He's a troll. Seriously, he makes claims like this every time, and then when questioned ad hominems the questioner.

I asked him 3 times in one thread for proof for one of his (false) claims, and he accused me of laziness, stupidity, incorrectness, being a troll, etc.

Eventually, in other threads, I got on his nerves so much he put me on ignore. I believe I compared him to Skookum, then rated his posts.

But moral of the story is, he's a troll who makes fantastic claims to... um... have people believe fantastic claims, I guess.
 
2008-09-30 8:30:30 PM  

adamgreeney: Seriously though, what are the titles of your published works? I'm asking an honest question. I've given you your due and always been civil with you. I just want some back story. If you don't want to say here, EIP.


Nice try, not taking ur base
 
2008-09-30 8:31:06 PM  
Hah. Even if she has a receiver, that will just make it worse for her. She isn't good at pulling that kind of thing off.

Watch closely during the Couric interview where she tried to BS her way through the same question twice, before biatch-slapping Katie with her "I'll get some and bring 'em to ya" when she dared to ask a third time.

She looks down every ten seconds or so at her lap, and each time she does, a new disconnected talking point comes out. I don't think she was referring to notes... I think she had a Blackberry and they were actively trying to feed her responses to the questions as they were posed.

And, you know if you watched it... she didn't handle it that well being coached real-time.

By the way Sarah... didja get back to Katie with those answers you promised her yet? Or were you just being snotty and dismissive?
 
2008-09-30 8:31:10 PM  

bubbaprog: Bush had one in 2000. I don't see why Palin wouldn't have one.


twas a vest
 
2008-09-30 8:31:16 PM  
"My comment was that before she got picked by McCain, during her Governor debates, her CNBC interview, and that other early stuff, when she was on firm ground and knew her subject backwards and forwards, she's came out as good as any other politician. With this debate and the rule changes, she might be able to pull a fast one and not have to do any thinking, just reciting."

That's my impression of Palin. When she knows her stuff, like when she talks about energy, she's great. When she doesn't, that's when the trainwreck starts to happen.

The problem is that it is becoming very apparent that there is a lot of stuff that Sarah Palin doesn't know.
 
2008-09-30 8:32:58 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: bubbaprog: Bush had one in 2000. I don't see why Palin wouldn't have one.

twas a vest


Why are you still posting on this thread?

Seriously?
 
2008-09-30 8:33:05 PM  
wow....I mean, wow........

I'm certainly glad that Democrats have decided for the rest of us that it's finally ok to diss women hard, be hateful, mean and cruel without being sexist and/or anti-woman.

Will you please let us know when it's cool to do it to a black candidate?

Oh, wait, I think I know already, it will be fine when the black candidate isn't a liberal hypocrite. At that point, all of the racism, bigotry and stereotypes will be just fine.

Wow......just wow.........is America really this stupid or is it just the left?
 
2008-09-30 8:33:09 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: maxheck: The flailing would be epic. Any bets on two minutes of silence vs. two minutes of WHARRGARGHBL?

Are you that dumb? That is a personal attack, and would cost him the election if it wasnt already in the bag for palin


A personal attack? You mean like the lipstick on a pig thing?
 
2008-09-30 8:33:10 PM  

V. M. Molotov: I asked him 3 times in one thread for proof for one of his (false) claims, and he accused me of laziness, stupidity, incorrectness, being a troll, etc.

Eventually, in other threads, I got on his nerves so much he put me on ignore. I believe I compared him to Skookum, then rated his posts.

But moral of the story is, he's a troll who makes fantastic claims to... um... have people believe fantastic claims, I guess.


.5/10, and the only reason I put you on ignore (which i suspend from time to time) was because you used invalid intergers on a scale you were not equiped to do.
 
2008-09-30 8:33:19 PM  
it is not literally possible for someone with 4 phds to be on fark. it just cant happen.
 
2008-09-30 8:33:32 PM  
bubbaprog

Bush had one in 2000. I don't see why Palin wouldn't have one.

As I just stated...part of the 'Democrat Excuse Making Machine'...Democrats can never lose...they are always cheated out of their victories.
 
2008-09-30 8:34:06 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: Miles


Gladly:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3895398

" Quote 2008-09-24 12:38:24 PM
Tacoby Bellisbury: Miles D Davis Jr.: at least they don't spend their time trolling people on a website. Pathetic much?

Dude, I am not here to talk about myself, but I have accomplished more in my 58 years on earth than you could ever HOPE to.

Besides, I'm not here to win over those that cannot be saved. I have my close circle of friends on this site, and we are all campaigning for the greater good.

Hey douchebag, I'm a medical student, and at only 22 years I'm POSITIVE your lying ass has accomplished nothing compared to me (I doubt you are even half of the age you describe).

You are an obvious troll, and I'll give it to you that you attract quite a few people, but remember that you are nothing more than a fly... a pathetic, sycophantic nothing who gets his rocks off by irritating people on a website.

P...A...T...H...E...T...I...C."

You disappeared soon after that. I believe this is also the thread where you started your "4 pHD" bullshiat.
 
2008-09-30 8:34:18 PM  

FootInMouthDisease: gorgor: I'd like to see Palin Masterdebate.

You have no idea how disappointed i was to find no link in there.

/still one of my favorite farkers ;D


:)
I wonder if she's a squirter?
 
2008-09-30 8:34:41 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: adamgreeney: Seriously, with just a little information, I can help you prove your case, and show once and for all that you aren't a troll. I can help you substantiate your claim!!!

NO U!!!!


FTF you both.
 
2008-09-30 8:34:48 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: adamgreeney: Seriously though, what are the titles of your published works? I'm asking an honest question. I've given you your due and always been civil with you. I just want some back story. If you don't want to say here, EIP.

Nice try, not taking ur base


What bait? when have i ever fought with you? I'm just saying put your money where your mouth is.

However, i am convinced someone else is using your name or you are wicked drunk. Your spelling is worse than an illiterate that repeated 3rd grade twice, and you usually respond with actual substance and points, not the mindless drivel you are tonight.

Well, whatever. You can prove you are telling the truth or prove you're lying, your call.
 
2008-09-30 8:34:52 PM  

libbynomore2: I'm certainly glad that Democrats have decided for the rest of us that it's finally ok to diss women hard, be hateful, mean and cruel without being sexist and/or anti-woman.

Will you please let us know when it's cool to do it to a black candidate?

Oh, wait, I think I know already, it will be fine when the black candidate isn't a liberal hypocrite. At that point, all of the racism, bigotry and stereotypes will be just fine.

Wow......just wow.........is America really this stupid or is it just the left?


It's all america, its just brought out in full effect around here
 
2008-09-30 8:36:29 PM  

libbynomore2: wow....I mean, wow........

I'm certainly glad that Democrats have decided for the rest of us that it's finally ok to diss women hard, be hateful, mean and cruel without being sexist and/or anti-woman.

Will you please let us know when it's cool to do it to a black candidate?

Oh, wait, I think I know already, it will be fine when the black candidate isn't a liberal hypocrite. At that point, all of the racism, bigotry and stereotypes will be just fine.

Wow......just wow.........is America really this stupid or is it just the left?


What the fu*k were you doing to Hillary before Barak's upcoming??

Jesus, you all reek of hypocrisy!
 
2008-09-30 8:36:46 PM  

Knara: Corvus: Check this out on Freep, Palin will win for sure now:

Pray for McCain/Palin Drive (NEED WEST COAST FREEPERS TO TAKE EARLY AM SLOTS) (new window)

Just as we did with President Bush prior to his debates in the most recent Presidential elections, we are calling all interested Freepers to sign up for a time to pray for Sarah Palin during her debate with Joe Biden. Another chain will be set up later to pray for McCain's next debate with Obama.

The way this will work is we would like to have someone praying during each half hour of the day on Wednesday. Times posted are EASTERN STANDARD TIME.

If you would like to take a 1/2 hour slot, sign up on this thread and I'll be gathering names and times during the day to make sure that each half hour is covered.

Duplicates are Okay so long as we get all slots filled.

Thank you for your prayers for this nation's future.

Blogger

ESPECIALLY NEED WEST COAST FREEPERS TO TAKE A TIME SLOT IN THE AM HOURS. NOTE, THESE HOURS ARE EASTERN TIME, SO IT WILL BE MUCH EARLIER FOR YOU. THANKS!

You don't understand. Even though double blind studies show that it doesn't... PRAYER WORKS =DDDDD

/ it's like magic
// except not from the devil
/// =DDDDD


We could all go sign up for the empty timeslots and then not pray.

That'd learn her.
 
2008-09-30 8:36:54 PM  

Darth Shatner: So...in other words Biden cant even hit a homerun against a shirt drooling retard who cant even speak in complete sentences....yet you want him to be your #2 guy.


Whoa, back up there son, he's not my #2 guy. I'm in favor of abolishing representative government and replacing it with a technocracy designed and maintained through systems analysis and consensus building. Nobody is running on that platform though.

As for your supposed point, we'll stick with the baseball metaphor. Biden isn't going to hit a homerun because he isn't a homerun hitter. He will hit a lot of doubles and probably a few triples. Remember, in baseball, if you hit a triple but run home because the fielders drop the ball, that's a triple and an error, not a home run.

thermodie: So you are saying that Death row is ok for KILLERS and the innocent because some guy or gal didn't use their basic common sense?


You're not talking sense, you're foaming. The fetus is not a welcome guest and can be evicted from property where it is trespassing. Would you let me crash naked on your couch for nine months?
 
2008-09-30 8:36:59 PM  

Miles D Davis Jr.: You disappeared soon after that. I believe this is also the thread where you started your "4 pHD" bullshiat.


Oh, you're the trust fund baby who thinks at 22 you have seen and know everything. Must be nice. Grow some hair on your balls and come back to me when you're done riding on daddy's coattails
 
2008-09-30 8:37:45 PM  

Father_Jack: it is not literally possible for someone with 4 phds to be on fark. it just cant happen.


University of Phoenix online.

/that is all
 
2008-09-30 8:38:13 PM  

seventypercent: thermodie: She's going to bite his Balls off on abortion. And yes the majority will cheer.

I live in South Dakota, which is a very conservative and very anti-abortion state. Two years ago, the Palin position on abortion (no exceptions, even for incest and rape) was put forward as an initiative on the general election ballot. It was defeated -- soundly. The far right needs to start re-evaluating its positions when they are too extreme for farking South Dakota.


The debate will be mainly in regards to domestic policies, right? Get that topic in the debate and the drama overload would be pure awesome.

Oh well. It won't be mentioned.
 
2008-09-30 8:38:15 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: Miles D Davis Jr.: You disappeared soon after that. I believe this is also the thread where you started your "4 pHD" bullshiat.

Oh, you're the trust fund baby who thinks at 22 you have seen and know everything. Must be nice. Grow some hair on your balls and come back to me when you're done riding on daddy's coattails


When in doubt, ad hominem. Classy.
 
2008-09-30 8:39:07 PM  

libbynomore2: I'm certainly glad that Democrats have decided for the rest of us that it's finally ok to diss women hard, be hateful, mean and cruel without being sexist and/or anti-woman.


Dude, it's not sexist to point out that a blithering idiot is a blithering idiot. What is sexist is to try and hide behind the shield of, "She's a woman! You're being sexist!" It's just as distasteful when people try and shield Obama from criticism by labeling it racism (which fortunately doesn't happen much).
 
2008-09-30 8:40:29 PM  
Tacoby Bellisbury
You definetly deserve an OH SNAP!
Cuz you've been told.
 
2008-09-30 8:41:25 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: Miles D Davis Jr.: You disappeared soon after that. I believe this is also the thread where you started your "4 pHD" bullshiat.

Oh, you're the trust fund baby who thinks at 22 you have seen and know everything. Must be nice. Grow some hair on your balls and come back to me when you're done riding on daddy's coattails


See people, he is a pathetic nothing.

Check out the thread:
http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3895398

He can lie, but the record can't.

And dude (Taco) nobody believes you even have a bachelors, let alone 4 phd's. Your stonewalling is as equally pathetic as your responses, but as you don't care about what other people thing, who cares anyway.

I gotta study, you can go fark yourself crying to sleep.
 
2008-09-30 8:41:43 PM  

libbynomore2: I'm certainly glad that Democrats have decided for the rest of us that it's finally ok to diss women hard, be hateful, mean and cruel without being sexist and/or anti-woman.


Yeah, it's because she's a woman. That must be it.
 
2008-09-30 8:42:24 PM  

Tacoby Bellisbury: V. M. Molotov: I asked him 3 times in one thread for proof for one of his (false) claims, and he accused me of laziness, stupidity, incorrectness, being a troll, etc.

Eventually, in other threads, I got on his nerves so much he put me on ignore. I believe I compared him to Skookum, then rated his posts.

But moral of the story is, he's a troll who makes fantastic claims to... um... have people believe fantastic claims, I guess.

.5/10, and the only reason I put you on ignore (which i suspend from time to time) was because you used invalid intergers on a scale you were not equiped to do.


3 and 10 are now, apparently, invalid intergers.
 
2008-09-30 8:42:26 PM  

Father_Jack: it is not literally possible for someone with 4 phds to be on fark. it just cant happen.


It's also highly unlikely that any accredited University would admit someone with a PhD into another PhD program.

I know of cases where people get two PhDs, but it's usually because they radically change careers/paths late in the first PhD's game. For instance, a PhD in philosophy and then another in physics. Very rare for this to happen.

The point of the PhD isn't to learn new stuff, it's to prove you can do your own work. For instance, you can do a physics PhD and end up in a biology or chemistry career -- you don't need a special chemistry degree. An English PhD, though, less likely to go into biology.

But let's say -- two PhDs going for a third? Any Uni would laugh the application into the trash barrel. If the applicant couldn't prove that they could do their own work the first or second time around, they're already a loser. No more PhDs for you!

So someone claiming 4 PhD's is really claiming that they're an incredible loser.
 
2008-09-30 8:42:43 PM  
I found 2 of Taco's Diplomas online!

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