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2008-09-30 9:06:47 AM  
With such articles, it is generally preferable to actually have the video for people to watch.
 
2008-09-30 9:25:19 AM  
WHERE IS THE FRUCKIN VIDEO?!
 
2008-09-30 9:26:40 AM  
Dude, the preferred nomenclature is sea jelly...
 
2008-09-30 9:45:33 AM  
What a pathetic lack of proof.
 
2008-09-30 9:47:58 AM  
I've got video of the yeti riding on the Loch Ness Monster.
 
2008-09-30 10:30:53 AM  
The admins must have a hard-on for somebody to greenlight this shiat.
 
2008-09-30 10:31:24 AM  
The Video (pops)
 
2008-09-30 10:32:36 AM  
What's a Nubian?
 
2008-09-30 10:39:04 AM  
And for something different, here's a shrimp running on a treadmill (new window)
 
2008-09-30 10:50:15 AM  
Pretty ballsy to get that near that thing.
 
2008-09-30 10:55:58 AM  
That is like the worst farking website in the farking world.
 
2008-09-30 11:05:58 AM  
First he was all like "whoa", and I was like "whoa", and he was like "whoa..."

/serious thrill issues, dude
 
2008-09-30 11:07:43 AM  
Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a crab riding on a giant jellyfish's back, just pinching and stinging everything they see.
 
2008-09-30 11:19:47 AM  
That's pretty badass.
 
2008-09-30 11:37:08 AM  
Holy old news.

/I hear Paul Newman died too?
 
2008-09-30 11:37:19 AM  
Giant jellysih cavalry: You're pretty much farked.
 
2008-09-30 11:37:44 AM  
Jellyfish headcrab..?
 
2008-09-30 11:38:57 AM  
If that crab can feel fear, it would probably have been scared shiatless
 
2008-09-30 11:39:49 AM  
Photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels, and from having seen quite a few 'shops in my time.
 
2008-09-30 11:39:51 AM  
No video = FAIL.
 
2008-09-30 11:40:43 AM  
Why even tell us if you won't show us?
 
2008-09-30 11:41:29 AM  
Obdicut: That is like the worst farking website in the farking world.
 
2008-09-30 11:41:39 AM  
Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!

Obscure?

Not if you have small kids
 
2008-09-30 11:41:53 AM  
Sybarite wins the thread.
 
2008-09-30 11:42:23 AM  
That's goofy as shiat

youtube link
 
2008-09-30 11:43:30 AM  
Thanks for the video, Koggie. Pretty neat.
 
2008-09-30 11:44:18 AM  
FTFA: The video shows the crab moving underwater on the pink meanie jellyfish

img100.imageshack.usView Full Size


/demands his own crab
 
2008-09-30 11:45:18 AM  

Sybarite: Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a crab riding on a giant jellyfish's back, just pinching and stinging everything they see.


I had those symptoms once. Never again will I fall for the $5 a hooker night promo.
 
2008-09-30 11:46:32 AM  
was he looking for Ariel?
/under da seeeeeaaaaa
 
2008-09-30 11:46:43 AM  
here's a crazy thought, maybe the person who greenlights this crap could check to see if there's actual content ie video before greenlighting. No video = no greenlight, seems simple enough. So if you know the tool who greenlit this, punch (not slap) him/her upside the head, really REALLY hard
 
2008-09-30 11:46:54 AM  
The closeup and sound effect at the end sent a chill down my spine. It's as if the crab knew that the combination of it and the jellyfish was an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. It starred me down- nay, it stared us all down; as if begging us to bring it.
 
2008-09-30 11:47:04 AM  
I'll bet he put the crab on the jelly fish.
 
2008-09-30 11:47:19 AM  
You're kidding! The Britney Spears sex tape is already out?
 
2008-09-30 11:47:30 AM  
Why wouldn't it just ride a turtle via the EAC?

/got nothing
 
2008-09-30 11:48:02 AM  
My name has crab in it. That is all.
 
2008-09-30 11:48:17 AM  
I hate you subby.
 
2008-09-30 11:50:08 AM  

Squidgilum: You're kidding! The Britney Spears sex tape is already out?


Sweet Baby Jeebus!!! Now that is funny!
 
2008-09-30 11:51:33 AM  

Evil: I'll bet he put the crab on the jelly fish.


Yeah, I was going to say the same thing, I just can't think of a natural way that a farking crab could get on top of a jellyfish.
 
2008-09-30 11:51:43 AM  
Yeah thanks for the video Koggie. The article sucked and you came in to help!
 
2008-09-30 11:53:06 AM  

Redwing: I've got video of the yeti riding on the Loch Ness Monster.


Dude you're famous!

/I'm wiring you $1 million.
 
2008-09-30 11:53:58 AM  
Not that unusual. The crab is nature's peanut butter.
 
2008-09-30 11:55:01 AM  

Squidgilum: You're kidding! The Britney Spears sex tape is already out?



Well played.
 
2008-09-30 11:55:36 AM  
 
2008-09-30 11:56:19 AM  
Well, my day is complete. Might as well go to sleep now.
 
2008-09-30 11:56:43 AM  
Those underwater bubbling sounds were taken straight from Duke Nukem.
 
2008-09-30 11:56:56 AM  
[image from images4.wikia.nocookie.net too old to be available]

Approves
 
2008-09-30 11:57:57 AM  
Dramatic crab-jelly?

/nothing...I has it.
 
2008-09-30 11:58:55 AM  
I need a macro for this:

This makes no sense, so here is a jellyfish with a crab on its head.
 
2008-09-30 12:00:16 PM  
My son's gonna dig watching that!
 
2008-09-30 12:00:49 PM  
Why should I have to enter this thread to find the frikken video?

It makes me want to submit an article with something like...

"Scientist and painter team up to create, measurably and without doubt, the greatest painting in the history of the world"

... and then you click on the link. The article will be black and white text, no ads or pictures of any kind. Just the words 'What, you thought I was going to let you see it?'

Of course, somebody would find the picture, but they'd have to go down into a basement with broken stairs and no lights, to the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard' to get it.
 
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