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2002-12-24 10:28:00 AM  
That would be such a cool Christmas gift. Thanks, North Korea.
2002-12-24 10:28:39 AM  
Did these knuckleheads run out of kim-chi again?
2002-12-24 10:30:13 AM  
With a giant 'laser.'
2002-12-24 10:30:30 AM  
with the frikken laser beams ...
2002-12-24 10:30:46 AM  
'liquid hot magma'
2002-12-24 10:30:49 AM  
Does Hyundai make them?
2002-12-24 10:31:04 AM  
2002-12-24 10:32:17 AM  
Let me be the first to say, "Nuke 'em".

There now that that is out of the way, we should persist in brining all diplomatic cards out on the table and come to a peaceful resolution of this matter.

And if that doesn't work, Nuke 'em, secret night attack, yada yada.
2002-12-24 10:32:36 AM  
Of course, N.korea is not a threat like iraq is. (no oil) That's why we're on the warpath with iraq (lots of oil), but we on the diplomatic path with korea.

The big difference is that n. korea has a real army (and no oil). Any schoolyard bully knows you go for the little weak kids to prove how tough you are.
2002-12-24 10:32:44 AM  
2 words: Nuke them.
2002-12-24 10:33:29 AM  
BRINGING dammit brinGing!
2002-12-24 10:34:29 AM  
i think we should fark'm up. let's spill blood. i'm ready!!!
2002-12-24 10:35:26 AM  
There just doing what they're told, Bush Jr. said they were evil so they need to do evil things.

Soooo, when's the US going to attack this country? They have the capablity to produce WMD and we actually have real proof that they can too. So whens the army going in?
2002-12-24 10:36:12 AM  
bring it on, bomb florida where i live, shiat noone likes it
2002-12-24 10:36:19 AM  
In a stunning turn of events, North Korea has announced that they collectively pale in comparison to our "nice-a big penis American. You, American, wow! So big penis! North Korea -- so small."

More details on the way...
2002-12-24 10:36:22 AM  
But remember my gentle Farkers, we don't need a missile defense system.........hippies.
2002-12-24 10:36:41 AM  
Well, if that bit about the North Korean crisis being considered a bigger threat than Hussein is true, then perhaps they really do have their priorities straight.

I very much doubt that there's any need to actually nuke North Korea over this. But a quick, surgical strike to destroy the weapons plants is certainly in order. Get in, do the job, get out.

Speed is important. The US can't win a protracted conflict, not because of any weakness in its army, but because the people don't like wars which drag on, and will eventually force the government out of the war either by popular opinion or, if that doesn't work, replacing the administration with one who will end the war. Strike quickly, however, before the people change their mind, and things become very different.
2002-12-24 10:36:59 AM  
"Nuke them"?

Typical stupid Americans.

N.Korea is saying that if the USA uses nuclear weapons against it, it will use its own nuclear arsenal to create an environmental disaster that, while it may not 'destroy the world', would make life very unpleasant for every living thing on the planet.

And your answer is "Nuke them".
2002-12-24 10:37:30 AM  
Screw Iraq, North Korea seems like the real threat at the moment.
2002-12-24 10:39:02 AM  
Only two things scare me; Nuclear bombs is one of them...
2002-12-24 10:39:08 AM  
Yeah, GimpRulez , that's precisely why the Bush administration hasn't reacted in any way to North Korea. It's a good thing that the U.N. has control over what's happening there now!
2002-12-24 10:39:32 AM  
Defeat Iraq.
Incapacitate North Korea's nuclear program.

Multitasking in 2003. It's a beautiful thing.
2002-12-24 10:39:52 AM  
Netsloth, is carnies one of them?
2002-12-24 10:40:08 AM  
Uhm, didn't they say they'd "Destroy the earth" if a nuclear war started in the article? At that time, wouldn't it be a moot point anyhow?
2002-12-24 10:40:52 AM  
You're right Nietzche, we're so silly! The N. Koreans and Iraqis have every right in the world to turn the world's microwave oven on High for the next 10,000 years! Its their right as members of the "international community".
2002-12-24 10:41:04 AM  
I very much doubt that there's any need to actually nuke North Korea over this. But a quick, surgical strike to destroy the weapons plants is certainly in order. Get in, do the job, get out.

Which would be exactly the kind of provocation that they say they'll "destroy the world" over....
2002-12-24 10:41:07 AM  
"We are capable of fighting two major regional conflicts. We're capable of winning decisively in one and swiftly defeating in the case of the other, and let there be no doubt about it," Mr Rumsfeld said.

I think Rumsfeld should just STFU and read Sun Tzu's Art of War
2002-12-24 10:41:22 AM  
C'mon it's been more than 50 years since anything has been nuked! Nuke something already!!!
2002-12-24 10:41:39 AM  

I think what NKorea is saying is "Screw You And The Documents We Signed" and we will destroy the world if you mess with us. And by "mess", i'm not talking nuclear weapons.

btw, where are you from?
2002-12-24 10:42:07 AM  
Netsloth, is carnies one of them?

2002-12-24 10:42:10 AM  
I just hope they use homing beacons in the ICBM (like we did during the tests) so the "missle defense sheild" works. they even ~have~ ICBMs? Don't think so, I'll need to check.

Or we can just give them one milllllllliiiiioooon dollars, as per demands.
2002-12-24 10:42:32 AM  
2002-12-24 10:43:44 AM  
Korea is just jealous of iraq.

"Why should iraq get all this attention? I mean, we have nuke plants, we sell scuds to terrorists, we stripped all the UN monitoring stuff out of our nuclear reactors, we have an active bomb program, and we even shot an ICBM at Japan and still nothing. We just don't get no respect!"
2002-12-24 10:43:44 AM  
Only two things scare me; Nuclear bombs is one of them...

People that dress their pets up like humans?
2002-12-24 10:43:51 AM  
"All your dog are belong to us."
2002-12-24 10:43:54 AM  

TYPICAL stupid Americans? You're just as ignorant as the people saying "nuke them" if you think the "typical" American is stupid. You big ol' stupid head.
2002-12-24 10:43:56 AM  
By the way, good prophesying on that
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thread, Ironbar. Heh, like it takes a North Korean rocket scientist to predict this!
2002-12-24 10:44:03 AM  
"Defeat Iraq.
Incapacitate North Korea's nuclear program.

Multitasking in 2003. It's a beautiful thing.

Don't forget Afghanistan (you remember, that place that looked after that bearded guy who did the bad things, ya know...) still work to be done out there.
2002-12-24 10:44:08 AM  
Could we just pay North Korea to nuke Iraq for us?
2002-12-24 10:44:11 AM  
Thanks Ironbar. All this time I thought nukes were just, like, you know, really big bombs or something.
2002-12-24 10:44:17 AM  
Santa, all I want for Christmas is the Eutopian society promised in Star Trek.

2002-12-24 10:45:55 AM  

Still being done. The bearded guy is quite dead.
2002-12-24 10:46:34 AM  
12-24-02 10:36:22 AM Mr.Hanky
But remember my gentle Farkers, we don't need a missile defense system.........hippies.

Just because N.Korea has nuclear weapons doesn't mean that it has the capability of delivering them 7000+km to the Continental USA. If they wanted to use nukes against the US, they would smuggle them in.

But don't let THAT stop you from spending billions of dollars to make a useless missile defense system. Maybe you can make satalittes that will scratch your ass from space, too.
2002-12-24 10:46:40 AM  
This is getting frightening actually. I bothers me that America is the focal point for so much hate. If this environmental catastrophe will affect all, where are the rest of the UN nations rattling their sabres or threatening injunctions? Why the fark do we(america) have to stick our necks out so often!? Those are UN inspection mechanisms being dismantled. There is an INTERNATIONAL atomic energy agency, not an american police the freakin world agency. I am worried that the next 10 years will certainly bring a nuclear detonation. With that said I actually am thankful that France is active in Africa and have seen little criticism of the US role in that. Russia is still a huge power and has alot of influence, So does the EU.
2002-12-24 10:47:13 AM  
Only two things scare me; Nuclear bombs is one of them...

Is it the other one that woman who got so much plastic surgery that she looks like a cat?
2002-12-24 10:48:20 AM  
This answers my question on whether North Korea has finished drilling their hole to the Earth's core.
2002-12-24 10:48:37 AM  
A spokesman for the International Atomic Energy Agency said: "There is not any legitimate purpose for the facility other than separating plutonium from spent fuel."

What is plutonium used for?

Beavis: Bowling balls have plutonium in the middle. Heh heh, heh heh.

Butthead: No way, dumbass, that's golf balls. Bowling balls are made by psychos. They hide parts of their victims in the middle.
2002-12-24 10:48:41 AM  
"Still being done. The bearded guy is quite dead."

Oooh, oooh! Osmam Bin laden is dead? That must have slipped out in on late night news broadcast or something. When did this happen? And has al-quida fallen too? Has it?? What about the anthrax mailer, did they get him too?
2002-12-24 10:49:19 AM  
Calm down people. It's only a threat. Just like the threat of farker killing kittens every time there is a boobie link.

Oh wait.
2002-12-24 10:49:59 AM  
Nietzsche: I believe everything CNN tells me too. And I believe what N. Korea tells the world. And I believe in the Underpant Knomes. What, I saw them on t.v too?
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