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(TwinCities.com)   What's creepier than a guy having sex with his unconscious wife who's recovering from a stroke in a nursing home? Cops secretly videotaping him in the act   (twincities.com) divider line
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12426 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Sep 2008 at 4:49 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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Mugato [TotalFark]
2008-09-11 4:03:21 PM  
The Aristocrats!

/oblig
 
Blues_X
2008-09-11 4:05:14 PM  
If I ever go into a coma, I want Viagra injected straight into my wang so my wife can ride me like a pony every single day.

You are all my witnesses to this, just in case it ever comes up in court.
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2008-09-11 4:11:13 PM  
What's his FarkTM handle?
 
Cagey B
2008-09-11 4:15:31 PM  
Comas- the ultimate roofie.
 
Isotope
2008-09-11 4:17:26 PM  

Blues_X: If I ever go into a coma, I want Viagra injected straight into my wang so my wife can ride me like a pony every single day.

You are all my witnesses to this, just in case it ever comes up in court.


Definitely. You gotta keep it in shape for when you recover.
 
Otherwise Just Fine
2008-09-11 4:18:20 PM  
Hm. I thought being married would pretty much pave a green light for him to dip his wang, if he wanted to.

Just because you're in a comma you can't get laid by your spouse?
 
cerote
2008-09-11 4:18:49 PM  
If she ever comes to, she'll be happy to know that he never slept around on her.
 
Cagey B
2008-09-11 4:19:23 PM  

Otherwise Just Fine: Just because you're in a comma you can't get laid by your spouse?


Not being able to get laid would be an apostrophe of epic proportions.
 
R.A.Danny
2008-09-11 4:19:24 PM  
As odd as this act may seem, I can't see where a crime is taking place at all (except for the illegal taping).

Banging a comatose person is the very definition of marriage.
 
cerote
2008-09-11 4:20:48 PM  

R.A.Danny: As odd as this act may seem, I can't see where a crime is taking place at all (except for the illegal taping).

Banging a comatose person is the very definition of marriage.


ZING!
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2008-09-11 4:21:48 PM  
No means ... oh wait.
 
Diogenes [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-09-11 4:25:31 PM  
So does he have to stick his dick in the feeding tube for a blow job?
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2008-09-11 4:26:01 PM  
Did he give her A2M?
 
crypticsatellite [TotalFark]
2008-09-11 4:28:29 PM  
No video?
 
jerry2a
2008-09-11 4:32:14 PM  

R.A.Danny: Banging a comatose person is the very definition of marriage.


Except the woman in the comatose doesn't want to "cuddle" afterwards...
 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark]
2008-09-11 4:38:17 PM  
Did she come to?

who cares!
 
NightOwl2255
2008-09-11 4:38:27 PM  
Surprised he did choke her to death during oral sex.
 
Rock_Strongo
2008-09-11 4:43:09 PM  
wouldn't she rather have him fark her while she's in a coma than cheat?
 
Tresser
2008-09-11 4:43:56 PM  
lnkplz
 
Speedofdarkness
2008-09-11 4:46:21 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Did she come to?

who cares!


I laughed.
 
R.A.Danny
2008-09-11 4:46:54 PM  

jerry2a: Except the woman in the comatose doesn't want to "cuddle" afterwards...


That's where I go limp...
 
give me doughnuts [OhFark]
2008-09-11 4:52:07 PM  
I'd call it a tie. Both of them peg the needle on my "WTF?!-o-meter."
 
I Said
2008-09-11 4:52:47 PM  
I hope he didn't squander his only opportunity for anal.
 
BigG
2008-09-11 4:52:51 PM  

Cagey B: Otherwise Just Fine: Just because you're in a comma you can't get laid by your spouse?

Not being able to get laid would be an apostrophe of epic proportions.


At least he didn't try to put it in her colon.
 
Unsung_Hero
2008-09-11 4:52:53 PM  
This is why I insist on personally pulling the plug if my wife is ever in a coma.

Once she's properly croaked, I can get another woman without fear of losing half my stuff in a divorce if she were to wake up.
 
Jness
2008-09-11 4:53:14 PM  

NikolaiFarkoff: Did she come to?

who cares!


IOU 1 (one) Interwebs!
 
usrid0
2008-09-11 4:53:49 PM  
Blink if you like it biatch!
 
Freezebyte
2008-09-11 4:54:19 PM  
So.....why is this wrong? He' just needed to get a head of the situation
 
rancidPlasma
2008-09-11 4:54:38 PM  
Pussy Wagon!
 
90supraT
2008-09-11 4:55:20 PM  
I don't think I could bring myself to farking a lump of retarded flesh. Maybe she was like that when he married her and its same ol same ol for him?
 
18DeadMonkeys Radio
2008-09-11 4:55:47 PM  
this thread is gonna be epic!
/staying tuned
 
schmack
2008-09-11 4:55:48 PM  
the zing factor is very robust in this thread.
 
nosferatublue
2008-09-11 4:55:50 PM  
In case you haven't heard it yet...

A man's wife had been in a coma in hospital for some time. As part of her continued care, her sheets were changed often and she was given sponge baths by a nurse.

During one of the sponge baths, the nurse noticed the wife reacted slightly when her private parts were washed.

The nurse spoke to the husband and explained that she had an unconventional idea that might bring his wife out of the coma. She explained the reaction and suggested that the husband should try oral sex with his wife.

He quickly decided to give it a try, and shut the door for some privacy. After a few minutes, the alarms on the life support equipment began to sound. The nurse rushed into the room and was shocked to find that wife was dead!

"What happened!" screamed the nurse.

"I don't know," said the husband. "She must have choked!"

Not my invention, obviously, but a good one nontheless...
 
tweekster
2008-09-11 4:55:54 PM  
What's the big deal, she never said no
 
sleeping martyr
2008-09-11 4:55:59 PM  
I wonder if she was ever on top.
 
BitwiseShift
2008-09-11 4:56:00 PM  
Say Cheese!

//Wisconsin keeping it classy
 
vichuck
2008-09-11 4:56:38 PM  

jerry2a: R.A.Danny: Banging a comatose person is the very definition of marriage.

Except the woman in the comatose doesn't want to "cuddle" afterwards...


Bonus!
 
TheSignPost
2008-09-11 4:57:15 PM  
If his name is Buck, then you know what he came to do.
 
amaranthe
2008-09-11 4:58:29 PM  
Eeew. Just -- eeew.
 
Pinner
2008-09-11 5:00:02 PM  
- What's that honey? You like it when I do THIS?
- WAAAAARGARRRRBL
 
LessO2
2008-09-11 5:00:14 PM  

90supraT: I don't think I could bring myself to farking a lump of retarded flesh


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She did.
 
Oznog
2008-09-11 5:00:19 PM  
Great. Now "Living Wills" need a clause for who has such privileges with you should you fall into a coma?
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2008-09-11 5:00:28 PM  
No. It is not creepy that the cops were taping. It is creepy that this man might actually get off after he knowingly raped his wife.
 
Mister Splashy Pants
2008-09-11 5:00:49 PM  

R.A.Danny:

Banging a comatose person is the very definition of marriage.



Honey, is that you?
 
GomezAdams
2008-09-11 5:01:37 PM  
I banged my ex-wife into a coma once. Is that the same thing? Of course once she became limp and unresponsive I couldn't tell the difference.

/She was spitter too.
//Her little coochie would get as dry as sand sometimes.
 
R.A.Danny
2008-09-11 5:01:50 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: No. It is not creepy that the cops were taping. It is creepy that this man might actually get off after he knowingly raped his wife.


3/10
 
hugram [TotalFark]
2008-09-11 5:02:34 PM  
Was he still expecting her to make him a sandwich?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2008-09-11 5:03:22 PM  
biatch is probably just faking.

/why so delirious?
 
Lloyd Braun
2008-09-11 5:03:46 PM  
I frequently have sex with women in nursing homes so I'm getting a kick out of these replied.
 
JDAT [OhFark]
2008-09-11 5:04:32 PM  

cerote: If she ever comes


I don't think she will!
 
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