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(Yahoo)   National Enquirer's editor responds to those sneering at his coverage of the Edwards affair: "I'm rubber; you're glue." Difficulty: No, really. That's actually what he says   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2008-08-25 1:23:39 PM  
A real editor would not have used a contraction.
 
2008-08-25 1:28:57 PM  

CtrlAltDelete: A real editor would not have used a contraction.


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/profile pic?
 
2008-08-25 1:30:20 PM  
His epitaph will probably be, "I told you so."
 
2008-08-25 1:37:03 PM  
If the supposed "legitimate" journalists would *cover* politicians, rather than "having relationships" with them, as do the celeb scumpapers, then they'd all be Helen Thomas and not what most of them are now.
 
2008-08-25 2:01:59 PM  

bronyaur1: they'd all be Helen Thomas


You mean they'd ALL be nasty, crazy old hags who butt in constantly with irrelevant questions?
 
2008-08-25 2:12:09 PM  
How could they sneer at his coverage of the affair, he was the only one covering until Edwards admitted it?
 
2008-08-25 2:17:18 PM  
Good for him. Keep explanations short and to the point.
 
2008-08-25 2:17:42 PM  
Helen Thomas asks the real questions. You Jeff Gannon lovers can go (&^^%^%$ each other.

Funny how this Edwards thing is such a big deal. I don't know why people care about his cheating, and not McCain's.
 
2008-08-25 2:19:06 PM  
Oh yeah, well sticks and stones... Nah nah nah nah - Ooooh lets play red rover!
 
2008-08-25 2:19:43 PM  

SquirrelsOfDoom: CtrlAltDelete: A real editor would not have used a contraction.

/profile pic?


This = WIN!
 
2008-08-25 2:19:43 PM  

rbuzby: Helen Thomas asks the real questions. You Jeff Gannon lovers can go (&^^%^%$ each other.
Funny how this Edwards thing is such a big deal. I don't know why people care about his cheating, and not McCain's.


wat?
 
2008-08-25 2:21:00 PM  

rbuzby: Funny how this Edwards thing is such a big deal. I don't know why people care about his cheating, and not McCain's.


did McCain father a child while doing so?
 
2008-08-25 2:23:15 PM  

rbuzby: Helen Thomas asks the real questions. You Jeff Gannon lovers can go (&^^%^%$ each other.

Funny how this Edwards thing is such a big deal. I don't know why people care about his cheating, and not McCain's.


McCain's cheating was totally out of character for a republican.
 
2008-08-25 2:25:37 PM  

rbuzby: Helen Thomas asks the real questions. You Jeff Gannon lovers can go (&^^%^%$ each other.

Funny how this Edwards thing is such a big deal. I don't know why people care about his cheating, and not McCain's.


Oh...I must have missed the part about how John McCain took my hard earned money and used my valuable time to campaign for him and try to convince people to elect him to the highest post in the land WHILE having an affair WHILE his wife is home and VERY ILL.

Do you maybe see how they are different??

Edwards is dead to me and many other people that believed in him. Cheating is not the problem. The problem is being too dumb to realize that your dick is going to cost you an election.
 
2008-08-25 2:25:38 PM  
Ted has something to add:

Boing Fwip (new window)
 
2008-08-25 2:28:16 PM  
Who really cares what Edwards decides to do. As long as it doesnt effect me, or our country, why does it matter?

It reminds me about all those people crazy about information about celebs. I dont care if Brad Pitt bought an ice cream cone! Did he eat it, or did it fall on the ground? Hell, he could have shoved it up his arse in front of people. It still doesnt deserve to be front line news.

Well...maybe if he put it up his arse it would...
 
2008-08-25 2:28:46 PM  
McCain's cheating was totally out of character for a republican.

Yeah, it was with a woman.
 
2008-08-25 2:28:57 PM  
The quality of journalism in the US currently is pathetic. This summarizes all cable news:

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And the print media isn't doing much better. The gossip rags and blogs are the only ones that seem to be doing investigative journalism any more, mainly because they aren't being spoon fed press releases and press conferences by the people they are reporting on.

The fact Bush has had a series of press secretaries that have been able to either lie repeatedly or simply refuse to comment on anything speaks volumes about the lack of effort or conviction by the media. When Nixon was in office the media went all out to get to the bottom of his shady dealings. Now the president can have a scandal every month and no one in the media cares if its not the story their corporate masters want reported.

All that aside, Daily Show reporting live this week from the DNC in Denver. Fark yeah!
 
2008-08-25 2:29:27 PM  
Not surprising at all, Edwards fought the accusations like a dairy farmer.
 
2008-08-25 2:31:15 PM  

Psycho Zombie Monkey: rbuzby: Helen Thomas asks the real questions. You Jeff Gannon lovers can go (&^^%^%$ each other.

Funny how this Edwards thing is such a big deal. I don't know why people care about his cheating, and not McCain's.

Oh...I must have missed the part about how John McCain took my hard earned money and used my valuable time to campaign for him and try to convince people to elect him to the highest post in the land WHILE having an affair WHILE his wife is home and VERY ILL.

Do you maybe see how they are different??

Edwards is dead to me and many other people that believed in him. Cheating is not the problem. The problem is being too dumb to realize that your dick is going to cost you an election.


Not to mention he probably used campaign funds to pay the bimbo for her silence. Hundreds of thousand of dollars to someone that barely knew which end of the camera to look through.
 
2008-08-25 2:31:50 PM  
This is irrelevant but should have been reported by the MSM when he was running - from what little I've cared to read they say it was widely known. I don't think it had to have wall to wall coverage, with its own graphic, and headlines - but neither should his wife being sick.

It just scares me that this could have been known but buried until he was on the ticket as VP, then it comes out. THAT would be irresponsible journalism in my ever so humble opinion.
 
2008-08-25 2:31:55 PM  
rbuzby: Funny how this Edwards thing is such a big deal. I don't know why people care about his cheating, and not McCain's.

McCain got a divorce and remarried, before he ran for any public office. Kind of different from making your wife's cancer an issue while running for president and knocking up another woman all at the same time.
 
2008-08-25 2:32:37 PM  

Ace Attorney: rbuzby: Funny how this Edwards thing is such a big deal. I don't know why people care about his cheating, and not McCain's.

did McCain father a child while doing so?


Not when he's shooting dust.
 
2008-08-25 2:34:20 PM  
FTA:

And while the watershed moment of the shifting balance of media power will prove to be one of the most important byproducts of the Edwards affair it is not my favorite moment.

That distinction is centered on an event from just a few days ago, an event with no connection to Edwards. When two Georgia men claimed to have found Bigfoot and held a press conference to display the remains, the event was ignored by the Enquirer. Bill Keller's New York Times ran a straight-faced account, complete with photograph, in the A section.

All the news that's fit to print? Clueless indeed.


There's really very little the mainstream papers can do to respond. The simple fact of the matter is, the NE was right, and the pure entirety of "legit" newspapers absolutely was not.
 
2008-08-25 2:36:04 PM  
WHILE his wife is home and VERY ILL.

Didn't his first wife's medical situation have significant bearing on McCain's decision to dump her, years ago?

McCain's admission that "the failure" of his marriage was his biggest moral failing is a pretty impersonal way to phrase it.
 
2008-08-25 2:39:46 PM  

emnar: There's really very little the mainstream papers can do to respond. The simple fact of the matter is, the NE was right, and the pure entirety of "legit" newspapers absolutely was not.


It was awesome for the National Enquirer that they broke this story. On the other hand, they print a lot of tripe. You can hit a bullseye in the dark if you toss enough darts, and after you can brag to your friends about it.
 
2008-08-25 2:40:47 PM  
i think "i'm rubber, you're glue" is a perfectly reasonable response to being called "icky".
 
2008-08-25 2:40:59 PM  
emnar is right. And the fact that the NE ignored the bigfoot idiocy while the MSM went apeshiat over it further proves that the NE is worse than the MSM in image only.

I mean really, we all make fun of the Enquirer for running the "Aliens kidnapped my pet Loch Ness Monster" stories, but how is that really any different than "Three rednecks have a bigfoot in the freezer?"
 
2008-08-25 2:41:34 PM  
Ignominiousbob
WHILE his wife is home and VERY ILL.

Didn't his first wife's medical situation have significant bearing on McCain's decision to dump her, years ago?


I think it was more like a mid-life crisis.
 
2008-08-25 2:41:59 PM  

Lt. Cheese Weasel:

Even better still, that same tabloid completely avoided the latest Bigfoot noise in Georgia, and guess who had an A section full blown story? Yep, The New York Times. The end of print media, indeed. S'ok by me, we need the trees.


Yea, but I going to get tired of scraping my parrot's poop of my PC monitor.
 
2008-08-25 2:42:35 PM  

Ace Attorney: rbuzby: Funny how this Edwards thing is such a big deal. I don't know why people care about his cheating, and not McCain's.

did McCain father a child while doing so?


Is Edwards the nominee for POTUS?
 
2008-08-25 2:42:51 PM  

Ignominiousbob: WHILE his wife is home and VERY ILL.

Didn't his first wife's medical situation have significant bearing on McCain's decision to dump her, years ago?

McCain's admission that "the failure" of his marriage was his biggest moral failing is a pretty impersonal way to phrase it.


Dude, no one wants a broken down car. Why stick around once the engine's quit running! If mccain were poor, fat and ugly, sure, I'd say, stick with the broad.

But he's got money and power, he oughta be with the hottest young thing around!
 
2008-08-25 2:43:16 PM  

joedecker: McCain's cheating was totally out of character for a republican.

Yeah, it was with a woman.


...who was of legal age.


/damn. I was sure I would get a couple of bites with that one.
 
2008-08-25 2:43:35 PM  
A guy cheating on his wife is news now? Huh.
 
2008-08-25 2:45:16 PM  
This shiat rocks! I love it when newspapers are trumped by "inferior" news outlets (like Drudge with the Clinton Scandal). What is even more poetic justice is that The New York Times, CNN, LA Times, etc all ran with the Bigfoot story. I watched the press conference on CNN. Hell a man with power and authority compromises himself and places himself in a position to be blackmailed and "legitimate" newspapers ignore it (the fact he had an affair is not the issue, the fact that he compromised himself and opened himself to blackmail and influence from a third party is the issue. He could hump a goat for all I care, but once he treads into the human world, his integrity can now be bought and sold!), and report on "Bigfoot" as if it was earth shattering news. Awesome. Seems to me like the tides are turning when the National Enquirer is reporting legitimate news and the other sources are printing Bigfoot stories.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me!

/used to work for a newspaper, pretentious, condescending pricks!
 
2008-08-25 2:46:32 PM  
Personally I tend to skip over stories about who-is-sleeping-with-who. If I wanted to read trash: I'd buy a copy of National Enquirer.
 
2008-08-25 2:47:11 PM  
Came for the MIB pics

//Sigh
 
2008-08-25 2:47:38 PM  
People still read the National Enquirer and believe anything they publish?
 
2008-08-25 2:49:34 PM  
I remember one headline: Ugly martian moons USA sattelite...

Who the hell beleives that??
 
2008-08-25 2:50:01 PM  

CasperImproved: People still read the National Enquirer and believe anything they publish?


Just like anything else. Trust but verify.
 
2008-08-25 2:50:21 PM  
what a strange use of 'difficulty' fark cliche, subby, but i don't mind.
 
2008-08-25 2:50:28 PM  
People still read the National Enquirer and believe anything they publish?

Best investigative reporting on the planet


Check the hot sheets
 
2008-08-25 2:51:01 PM  
"a man with power and authority"

What power and authority does/did Edwards have? He is a failed VP nominee, and a 2 time failed presidential candidate, and a former Senator. He had no power or authority before this scandal, and still has none.

Of course a sitting US Senator like Larry Craig would fit your description of someone "opening himself up to blackmail". But he's not gay, he just likes gay sex, so thats ok I guess.
 
2008-08-25 2:52:08 PM  

Psycho Zombie Monkey: rbuzby: Helen Thomas asks the real questions. You Jeff Gannon lovers can go (&^^%^%$ each other.

Funny how this Edwards thing is such a big deal. I don't know why people care about his cheating, and not McCain's.

Oh...I must have missed the part about how John McCain took my hard earned money and used my valuable time to campaign for him and try to convince people to elect him to the highest post in the land WHILE having an affair WHILE his wife is home and VERY ILL.


Nah. McCain just divorces them when they fall very ill so he can marry his mistress.
 
2008-08-25 2:52:08 PM  
It surprises me that you are all surprised that the MSM ignored the Edwards shiat and jumped on the Bigfoot shiat.

Edwards = raging liberal = darling of the liberal media

Bigfoot = potential link to primitive man = damaging to the concept of "Intelligent Design" = another slam against religious conservatives
 
2008-08-25 2:53:30 PM  
Anyone who works in media (as I do), and spent time working at or near news divisions (as I have in the past) would agree 100% that the current crop of journalists are basically D students who went into journalism because they didn't have anything else to do with their lives.
They are lazy, lack inquisitiveness, and basically stupid. Yet they are just as quick to lay their own faults off on others who they regard as "inferior" to their elite status as the Fourth Estate. I know of several journalists who, lacking in any skills that would assist them in earning a living reporting, decided that politics was a better career path. Indeed, it seems to be true that politicians are really a step below journalists. Who, as it happens, are a step below used car salesmen, and 2 steps below lawyers.

Journalists wouldn't know a decent story if it bit their ass, as the Edwards situation proves. This isn't the first time an "inaccurate tabloid" known as the National Enquirer has scooped the MSM.

As for anyone who says the "fact" that Bush has gotten away with something because the MSM has these traits should be ashamed of themselves. For one reason only - the same people (yes, you and people like you Cyborg77) who make outlandish claims like this are the same people who will read a ridiculous article in the NYTimes and start waving it around like it's pure fact and incontrovertible. Yet the source of stories of this nature - journalists - have proven themselves unworthy of any respect. Every time I read any article in the NYTimes or other leading newspapers, I tend to chuckle and toss it aside. Bush's failings aside, EVERY president in the last 47 years has gotten away with this kind of behavior in their press relations because the journalists play a variety of games. "It's unworthy of being covered" coontil it is). "It couldn't be true" coontil it is proven). "I was misled" (they weren't). "I was lied to" (please...this is getting old).

Journalists have let everything pass them by for a variety of reasons, and when the stories break, they play catch up with "well, if I could've corroborated" or "it was unseemly" retorts, followed by "but we knew about it all along" BS.

Right.

Never believe what you hear from any MSM source. The sad part is partisan outlets ARE the main source of information. They SHOULDN'T be, but they are. While these outlets are notoriously inaccurate rumormongers, they do have the tenacity and desire to crack good stories that are meaningful. I don't happen to put much stock in them as reliable, which is why The Daily Kos is nothing more than laughable, but they are a good source to begin questioning things.

Me? I'm off to buy some groceries and peruse the National Enquirer. At least they know where to go find their stories. Inaccurate? Perhaps at times. But not usually, and ALWAYS entertaining (something CNN, Fox, ABC and NBC all fail at. CBS is entertaining because Katie Couric was so sad).
 
2008-08-25 2:55:14 PM  
Meanwhile, in other news...

National Enquirer Settles Kennedy Lawsuit
The National Enquirer has settled a lawsuit filed by a Massachusetts woman who accused the tabloid of fabricating stories that said her son born in 1984 was fathered by Sen. Edward Kennedy.

Now why it is that other news outlets do not routinely look to the Enquirer for untapped stories....?
 
2008-08-25 2:55:21 PM  
The National Enquirer doesn't run bigfoot stories or alien-lobster-baby stories either. They pretty much just run tripe celebrity news about which movie stars are fat, on drugs, or bad tippers. They also do more fact checking then most MSM outlets, but it's easy to hate on NE since it's always sandwiched between the Star and the Examiner.
 
2008-08-25 2:55:56 PM  
There is no liberal media anymore. When CBS news edits an interview so we don't see McCain giving a false answer to one of their interview questions, you know the media is now controlled by conservatives.
 
2008-08-25 3:00:20 PM  
check the hot sheets
 
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