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(Some Guy)   Sci-fi author John Scalzi delivers black velvet Wesley Crusher painting to Wil Wheaton   (scalzi.com) divider line
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Vyvyan Basterd
2008-08-20 9:54:39 PM  
Another sartorially spectacular showing from Wil. First the Clown SweaterTM and now a genuine Fark.com shirt. Nice. That painting is pure, distilled evil, though.
 
Beck Bristow
2008-08-20 10:00:36 PM  
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

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sorry, Wil, we love you, but that painting.... I'd poo on it if I were you
 
SpinStopper
2008-08-20 10:09:24 PM  
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Brodan
2008-08-20 10:38:56 PM  
Baron Von Wilhelm, it pains me to learn that you were ever booed off stage, but I still maintain that properly done, you would make a triumphant return as "Captain Crusher".
 
Brodan
2008-08-20 10:43:13 PM  
The longer I look at it the funnier it gets.
 
strangeguitar
2008-08-20 10:55:35 PM  
Those lips look they've been given some botox.
 
dewars-rocks
2008-08-20 10:55:56 PM  
Nice lipstick there Wil.
 
Fellows
2008-08-20 11:08:55 PM  
That's not Wil, that's a young Steve Buscemi in a starfleet uniform.
 
real_headhoncho [TotalFark]
2008-08-20 11:36:10 PM  
And this is why I hate Trekkies... leave the poor bastard alone!

/I still don't forgive you for making Shatner think he could sing.
 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark]
2008-08-20 11:47:51 PM  
Hey Scalzi....


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sentex
2008-08-20 11:49:38 PM  
That painting is eight kinds of awesome!
 
SphericalTime
2008-08-20 11:51:29 PM  

Beck Bristow: gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay


It's not nearly trendy enough to be gay. It could be ghey though, depending on your perspective.

Also, Scalzi and Wheaton are hilarious.
 
SphericalTime
2008-08-20 11:53:46 PM  
You know, I didn't even notice the Fark t-shirt that Wil's wearing at first.
 
basemetal
2008-08-20 11:54:02 PM  
The painting has duck lips. The picture speaks volumes.
 
Tr0mBoNe [TotalFark]
2008-08-20 11:54:41 PM  
It looks Russian.
 
The Bad Astronomer
2008-08-20 11:56:45 PM  
I can't decide if it looks more like Tiger Woods or Monica Lewinksy. But it's made of win wither way.
 
HappyHarryHardOn
2008-08-21 12:18:57 AM  
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UberDave [OhFark]
2008-08-21 12:22:38 AM  

dewars-rocks: Nice lipstick there Wil.


That's what I'm sayin'. It reminds me of Gary Sinise in "Mission to Mars."


/Yes. I watched "Mission to Mars"...in the theater, no less.
//Hangs head.
 
Procedural Texture
2008-08-21 12:27:16 AM  
That's gonna fetch a mint at a charity auction.
Like, at least, $86.25 minus shipping.
 
wil [TotalFark]
2008-08-21 12:48:37 AM  
Welcome to my life.

. . . it is awesome.
 
the_be_sharps
2008-08-21 12:49:32 AM  
I need a copy of this painting. I already have a velvet Jesus, a velvet Elvis, and a velvet Willie Nelson on my wall. I need the velvet Wil for the superfecta.

/repeated from the redlit thread above
 
Fellows
2008-08-21 12:55:26 AM  

the_be_sharps: I need a copy of this painting. I already have a velvet Jesus, a velvet Elvis, and a velvet Willie Nelson on my wall. I need the velvet Wil for the superfecta.


Yes, but do you have a Velvet Underground?
 
the_be_sharps
2008-08-21 12:59:48 AM  
Fellows: Yes, but do you have a Velvet Underground?

No, but I've got some Digital Underground...
 
SphericalTime
2008-08-21 1:05:50 AM  

wil: Welcome to my life.

. . . it is awesome.


Hehehe. This is why you have your own tag.

Now say something profound!

/sorry, just joshing ya.
 
Dallymo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-08-21 1:08:03 AM  

The Bad Astronomer: I can't decide if it looks more like Tiger Woods or Monica Lewinksy. But it's made of win wither way.


Nuh. It's David Archuleta.

Pouty!
 
Brodan
2008-08-21 1:18:11 AM  
I'm actually surprised it doesn't have a tear painted in there, for added Elvisishness.

I just made that word up.

It's mine.
 
the_be_sharps
2008-08-21 1:24:56 AM  
Brodan: Elvisishness.

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BoneStorm
2008-08-21 1:26:36 AM  
Brodan: I'm actually surprised it doesn't have a tear painted in there, for added Elvisishness.

I just made that word up.

The actual term is Elvocity.

/fake word nazi
 
BoneStorm
2008-08-21 1:28:14 AM  
BoneStorm: The actual term is Elvocity.

Oh, but if you want to use the formal version, it's Preslyan.
 
the_be_sharps
2008-08-21 1:32:55 AM  
BoneStorm: Oh, but if you want to use the formal version, it's Preslyan.

Would one who conforms to a strict regimen of peanut butter and banana sandwiches be called an Aaronite?
 
Oznog
2008-08-21 1:47:19 AM  
How long has it been since we used the Fark user image tag?

Well, fella, that's too long.

/srsly, we used to have a Fark user image per week or more. Back in the good ole days
 
Juniper Jupiter
2008-08-21 1:48:07 AM  
Yeah, that lipstick makes Wil look like a two-bit clown whore!

/Fire Engine Red=Regular Whore
//Bright Coral Pink=Clown Whore, despite clowns' love for red lipstick
///TMYK
 
TheMega
2008-08-21 1:48:14 AM  
I came in to see a certain comment about the lips immediately followed by the little animated "RACIST" kid pic...

Diappointed so bad I mispelled both disappointed and misspelled.... damn.
 
bajonista
2008-08-21 1:49:47 AM  
Black velvet painting! Tee-hee! It doesn't get any more tacky than that!
 
nautimike
2008-08-21 1:50:50 AM  
Wil, I would strongly advise that you never do acid, certain aspects of your life are trippy enough on their own. It would be like putting speed in your espresso...
 
Heroic Poser
2008-08-21 1:50:55 AM  
If only he were playing poker with some dogs....
 
CravenMorehead
2008-08-21 1:52:38 AM  
He's got some real purty lips in that paintin'.
 
sunshine_mcbihface
2008-08-21 1:52:57 AM  
Ahahaha, that is hilarious and awesome, therefore I love it.

/nice dsls wil!
 
nmathew01
2008-08-21 1:53:19 AM  

wil: Welcome to my life.

. . . it is awesome.


Shut up Wesley!

/I like that it haunts you to this day.
 
Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare
2008-08-21 1:55:13 AM  
Looks more like Tiger Woods than anybody.
 
pizza_crust
2008-08-21 1:55:45 AM  
:) bah that painting is great, one of those little goofy ass things in life that make it good :P
 
Jarod Cain
2008-08-21 1:57:00 AM  
A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees
Black velvet if you please
-J-
 
moulding god
2008-08-21 1:58:57 AM  
Those lips look like he spent too much time in the "ready room".
 
erveek
2008-08-21 2:00:00 AM  

Jarod Cain: A new religion that'll bring ya to your knees
Black velvet if you please
-J-


Why for did you get that song stuck in my head?
 
Doonboggle
2008-08-21 2:01:15 AM  
The painting...my gawd...I think the lips follow you around the room.
 
Jarod Cain
2008-08-21 2:02:13 AM  

erveek:
Why for did you get that song stuck in my head?


Hey, the headline got it stuck in mine. I was actually surprised that no one had mentioned it yet. So I had to share.
-J-
 
Marley
2008-08-21 2:03:26 AM  
Thanks for the new desktop, Wil.

/I never close Firefox.
//When it crashes, that's gonna scare the crap out of me.
 
PlNG
2008-08-21 2:04:51 AM  

wil: Welcome to my life.

. . . it is awesome.

First thing I noticed was the TF shirt, looks good on ya.
Second thing I noticed was the lips. WTF?
Third thing I noticed was the unshaven look. STOP COPYING ME!

/great minds think alike.
 
bhcompy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-08-21 2:05:27 AM  
Looks like a white Tiger Woods
 
erveek
2008-08-21 2:06:17 AM  

Jarod Cain: erveek:
Why for did you get that song stuck in my head?

Hey, the headline got it stuck in mine. I was actually surprised that no one had mentioned it yet. So I had to share.
-J-


Honestly, the first thing I thought was "Hey! I like Scalzi's work!"

The second thing I thought was "A sad, crying clown in an iron lung! I've always wanted one!"
 
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