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(Yahoo)   The media notes that the media is in an orgiastic, jeans-creaming frenzy of speculation over Obama's VP pick. But this is because Obama's a genius, not because the media is biased   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2008-08-20 3:20:02 PM  
it's probably because obama is the candidate for one of the major two parties and he's going to announce by the end of the week.
 
2008-08-20 3:30:44 PM  
Here's the funny thing - there's been so much speculation, so much discussion and so much rehashing of all of these possible candidates that no matter who Obama picks, it's going to be a let down.
 
2008-08-20 3:49:21 PM  
Actually, I'm going to say it's because Obama's going to make his pick known in only a couple days, you farking conservative crybabies.
 
2008-08-20 3:49:38 PM  

DeltaXi65: Here's the funny thing - there's been so much speculation, so much discussion and so much rehashing of all of these possible candidates that no matter who Obama picks, it's going to be a let down.


Not if he picks Gore or Sebelius. Then the shiat will get really interesting.
 
2008-08-20 3:51:52 PM  

burndtdan: it's probably because obama is the candidate for one of the major two parties and he's going to announce by the end of the week.


Well said.
 
2008-08-20 4:19:01 PM  
burndtdan: it's probably because obama is the candidate for one of the major two parties and he's going to announce by the end of the week.

Also, it's Obama. OBAMA.
 
2008-08-20 6:12:37 PM  
McCain has 5 point lead in latest poll (new window)

Just wanted to keep the Obama lovers in check.
 
2008-08-20 6:15:05 PM  
I'd much rather be hearing about Shiloh Jolie-Pitt's potty-training progress, wouldn't you?
 
2008-08-20 6:16:28 PM  
Maybe it's just a big deal because Obama's pick will be the only one of the two Vice Presidential candidates that actually has a chance of being Vice President.
 
2008-08-20 6:16:55 PM  
I'm fascinated by the tension that has built up over this selection process and think that almost anyone but Evan Bayh is going to get thunderous applause

It is going to be Bayh.

Obama's campaign is really smart. They have the blogging and media communities jumping at every flick of the Obama campaign's collective pinky

If the choice does not cause a big bounce, then all it will show is that the blogging and media communities are not representative of voters. That should be interesting to see-- although with the choice being made so close to the convention, we won't really be able to measure the VP choice-bounce too easily.
 
2008-08-20 6:17:15 PM  
The media has been creaming its pants over McCain's VP too.

The media just really wants them to pick a VP. "Pick a VP, Pick a VP, damn it, Pick a VP... we're hyped up on sugar!!!!!"
 
2008-08-20 6:17:36 PM  
OK subby, you realize that government mostly does boring stuff like draft agriculture policy and oversee infrastructure issues like sewage maintenance. The jeans-creaming should stay in the bedroom, oh wait maybe you are a Republican. Fine pants creaming makes president Jesus mad, way mad. Wggargble.
 
2008-08-20 6:21:51 PM  
I'm Jake Featherstone and I am here to tell you the truth.


Obama's loss in this election will be due to the picture depicting his deviant lifestyle. They arrive in mid october.
 
2008-08-20 6:27:01 PM  
FTFA: Hillary Rodham Clinton would be a shocker

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2008-08-20 6:28:56 PM  

MIguy: McCain has 5 point lead in latest poll (new window)

Just wanted to keep the Obama lovers in check.


Well, that's it then. Pack it up, boys. Show's over.

If only Obama had picked his VP sooner. Alas.


The reason why all of the pundits are yammering on and on about Obama's VP pick? Because, a few days before the conventions, there is nothing else to talk about.

Just a guess.
 
2008-08-20 6:31:57 PM  

JakeFeatherstone_truth: I'm Jake Featherstone and I am here to tell you the truth.


Obama's loss in this election will be due to the picture depicting his deviant lifestyle. They arrive in mid october.


Obama could fark goats while he's throwing lightning bolt spells at a LARP convention and I'd still vote for him over the failure of the GOP.
 
2008-08-20 6:34:18 PM  

funmonger: MIguy: McCain has 5 point lead in latest poll (new window)

Just wanted to keep the Obama lovers in check.

Bullshiat doesn't work on them.


I've noticed a weird thing. If the media is talking about McCain, they bring in somebody from McCain's campaign. If the media is talking about Obama, they bring in somebody from McCain's campaign. Whether anybody from Obama's campaign will be there is a crap shoot.

Just something I've noticed.
 
2008-08-20 6:34:21 PM  

MIguy: McCain has 5 point lead in latest poll (new window)

Just wanted to keep the Obama lovers in check.


If a middle of summer Zogby poll gives you hope, then bless your heart.
 
2008-08-20 6:35:43 PM  
Maybe the media is just covering whatever they think will bring in ratings.

Naw, that can't be it!
 
2008-08-20 6:35:51 PM  
The media is in a frenzy over a hot topic of conversation that is sure to get them viewers? Say it ain't so!

Liberal media meme will go away if we stop pretending like we have to take seriously every asinine suggestion ideologues throw out to try to suppress criticism.
 
2008-08-20 6:35:51 PM  
Rush Limbaugh talks about Obama 1000X more than he talks about McCain .. he's got the biggest libruhl biaz of all.
 
2008-08-20 6:36:45 PM  
Did anyone mention that O'bama is not a war hero yet?
 
2008-08-20 6:37:23 PM  
As someone who just finished an orgy, my jeans are a tad creamy crusty, so I'm unable to kick these replies...
 
2008-08-20 6:41:03 PM  
It doesn't make sense - McCain is so much more exciting.
 
2008-08-20 6:41:46 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: It doesn't make sense - McCain, a former prisoner of war, is so much more exciting.


FTFY
 
2008-08-20 6:42:21 PM  

DeltaXi65: Here's the funny thing - there's been so much speculation, so much discussion and so much rehashing of all of these possible candidates that no matter who Obama, who is not a war hero, picks, it's going to be a let down.


FTFY
 
2008-08-20 6:42:36 PM  

funmonger: MIguy: McCain has 5 point lead in latest poll (new window)

Just wanted to keep the Obama lovers in check.

Bullshiat doesn't work on them.


And McCain has a 25 point lead among guys who spend their days searching the internet for tentacle porn. He's still not going to see the Oval Office unless it's on a guided tour.
 
2008-08-20 6:43:37 PM  

Blathering Idjut: And McCain, a war hero, has a 25 point lead among guys who spend their days searching the internet for tentacle porn. He's still not going to see the Oval Office unless it's on a guided tour.


FTFY

Why do you guys refuse to use their full titles?
 
2008-08-20 6:45:10 PM  

sky cat: Blathering Idjut: And McCain, a prisoner of war hero, has a 25 point lead among guys who spend their days searching the internet for tentacle porn. He's still not going to see the Oval Office unless it's on a guided tour.

FTFY

Why do you guys refuse to use their full titles?


FTFY
 
2008-08-20 6:45:12 PM  

sky cat: Did anyone mention that O'bama is not a war hero yet?


sky cat: EdNortonsTwin: It doesn't make sense - McCain, a former prisoner of war, is so much more exciting.

FTFY


Looks more like you fixed that for yourself.
 
2008-08-20 6:46:48 PM  

sky cat: Blathering Idjut: And McCain, a war hero, has a 25 point lead among guys who spend their days searching the internet for tentacle porn. He's still not going to see the Oval Office unless it's on a guided tour.

FTFY

Why do you guys, none of whom are war heroes, refuse to use their full titles?


/you're welcome.
 
2008-08-20 6:49:50 PM  

MIguy: McCain has 5 point lead in latest poll (new window)


Wait a second, you think that a poll that came out this morning is the "latest" poll? You don't follow the polls much, do you?
 
2008-08-20 6:53:55 PM  
Hmm, maybe someone needs to define 'war hero'

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To millions of red sate folks, here is one standing next to their mightiest tool of war.

The real question: is the biggest tool standing on the left or the right?
 
2008-08-20 6:56:45 PM  

EdNortonsTwin: To millions of red sate folks, here is one standing next to their mightiest tool of war.

The real question: is the biggest tool standing on the left or the right?


I fought with Natural Wood Podium in the first Iraq War. He saved the lives of everyone in our platoon. He is a true war hero.
 
2008-08-20 6:59:25 PM  
Sorry submittard, try

C) America is desperate for real leadership, and for an end to the false dichotomies of the republican party.
 
2008-08-20 6:59:50 PM  
Lando Lincoln

I knew Natural Wood Podium, and you, sir, are no Natural Wood Podium.
 
2008-08-20 7:01:06 PM  
I didn't know getting captured qualified a person as a war hero.
 
2008-08-20 7:06:58 PM  

Lando Lincoln: EdNortonsTwin: To millions of red sate folks, here is one standing next to their mightiest tool of war.

The real question: is the biggest tool standing on the left or the right?

I fought with Natural Wood Podium in the first Iraq War. He saved the lives of everyone in our platoon. He is a true war hero.


I think this is my favourite moment ever on Fark.
 
2008-08-20 7:07:09 PM  

MIguy: McCain has 5 point lead in latest poll (new window)

Just wanted to keep the Obama lovers in check.


Polls don't matter this early. Zogby's awful.

Just wanted to keep your past posts in view.
 
2008-08-20 7:07:28 PM  

MIguy: McCain has 5 point lead in latest poll (new window)

Just wanted to keep the Obama lovers in check.


Is that the same poll that we already had a flamewar about? *checks* Yup. Thanks for the fresh news.
 
2008-08-20 7:14:21 PM  
It's because everybody knows McCain is going to pick Pawlenty.
Try to get excited about that. Really. Try right now.
See what I mean?
 
2008-08-20 7:15:55 PM  
Honestly, the announcement of a running mate IS news, so it's no surprise that they're all excited about it.
 
2008-08-20 7:15:56 PM  

MIguy: McCain has 5 point lead in latest poll (new window)

Just wanted to keep the Obama lovers in check.


Well you McCainnanites should know Obama still leads in this latest poll.

Link
 
2008-08-20 7:23:01 PM  
Rovian :I didn't know getting captured qualified a person as a war hero.

Don't be silly. He's a war hero because he incompetently bravely crashed his plane got shot down, and getting 28 medals in 23 missions thanks to his pappy and grandpappy because he made Rambo look like a pussy, single handedly holding back the NVA with his unique piloting "abilities".
 
2008-08-20 7:24:09 PM  

MIguy: McCain has 5 point lead in latest poll (new window)

Just wanted to keep the Obama lovers in check.


Not quite

National polls mean shiat anyway.
 
2008-08-20 7:25:28 PM  

MIguy: McCain has 5 point lead in latest poll (new window)

Just wanted to keep the Obama lovers in check.


This is the kind of thinking that had me turn off the TV during the 100 butterfly. By the 3/4 mark, he was behind! I knew that since he was behind, he'd never win. So I just gave up, turned off the TV and walked away. I'm sure he gave up and accepted defeat, right? Right?
 
2008-08-20 7:26:10 PM  
he = Micheal Phelps
 
2008-08-20 7:27:25 PM  
All2morrowsparTs

If McCain stays conservative, it's a blow out win. Some polls are "likely voters," some are "potential voters." Voting day is hardcore Conservatives and Republicans that will crawl over broken glass and 20 feet of snow to pull a lever. 18-25 yr old pot smokers can't hack it.
 
2008-08-20 7:29:01 PM  

Axle: All2morrowsparTs

If McCain stays conservative, it's a blow out win. Some polls are "likely voters," some are "potential voters." Voting day is hardcore Conservatives and Republicans that will crawl over broken glass and 20 feet of snow to pull a lever. 18-25 yr old pot smokers can't hack it.


This 27 year old pot smoker can't wait. Be glad I live in Texas.
 
2008-08-20 7:44:18 PM  

robsul82: Polls don't matter this early.


Funny how they always seem to matter when they favor Obama. I really don't care who wins the election but I find it farking funny how Obama supporters react to anything negative about him.
 
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