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(Some Guy)   The only thing stranger than making balloon animal Jesuses is collecting photos of them   (apostropher.com) divider line
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xanadian [TotalFark]
2008-08-18 12:25:10 PM  
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San-LC
2008-08-18 12:48:29 PM  
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Anti-christ.

/Obscure?
//Painfully hotlinked.
 
ArcadianRefugee
2008-08-18 12:48:38 PM  
Um... the second one has a penis.
 
systerchristian
2008-08-18 12:49:51 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Um... the second one has a penis.


Can't be Jesus - it doesn't look snipped.
 
Hooya
2008-08-18 12:50:07 PM  
Buddy Jesus!
 
Torgo the White
2008-08-18 12:50:31 PM  
yeah...jesus #2...you can see his little jesus hanging down.

wtf?
 
fark_your_mudder
2008-08-18 12:51:15 PM  
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At least they're anatomically correct
 
Xerxes99
2008-08-18 12:51:20 PM  
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/fark.. I want to get a tattoo of this one...
 
DaBishop
2008-08-18 12:51:58 PM  
Bring to me the sick, and I will helium.

/shamelessly stolen from the comments
 
gorgor
2008-08-18 12:52:14 PM  
Oh Jebus Farking Christ....

NSFW (new window)
 
Wight Power
2008-08-18 12:55:32 PM  
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/Q&D
 
Ed Finnerty
2008-08-18 12:55:37 PM  
If you wish to study a granfalloon,
Just remove the skin of a toy balloon.
 
Robopuppy Mistreatment
2008-08-18 12:55:48 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Um... the second one has a penis.


He's looking a little deflated.
 
EngineerBoy
2008-08-18 12:57:36 PM  
The Catholics will be very angry that Jesus #2 is wearing a condom....
 
Qwigs
2008-08-18 12:58:17 PM  
The first one of happy waving Jesus is cool, the rest are just creepy.
 
bigglady
2008-08-18 1:00:06 PM  

Torgo the White: yeah...jesus #2...you can see his little jesus hanging down.

wtf?


the minimessiah
/ducks
 
patrick767
2008-08-18 1:05:46 PM  
Top comment there is the best: "Dear Jesus: your agonizing death is our cute toy!"

Kind of what I was thinking when I saw the glasses wearing kid with her balloon jesus a year or two ago...
 
JacobsJ52
2008-08-18 1:07:16 PM  
Balloon Jesus was popped for your sins?
 
bigglady
2008-08-18 1:07:23 PM  

Robopuppy Mistreatment: ArcadianRefugee: Um... the second one has a penis.

He's looking a little deflated.


LOLOLOL
 
bigglady
2008-08-18 1:11:31 PM  

San-LC: Anti-christ.

/Obscure?
//Painfully hotlinked.


Not obscure, you debbil you l:D
 
engine
2008-08-18 1:24:59 PM  
Next on "When good intentions go bad...."

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/Hawtlinker
 
Lagaidh
2008-08-18 1:35:49 PM  
These Jesii leave me more disconcerted than the normal imaginary kind.

And if someone is going to go through the trouble to give Hey Zeus some balloon peen... I'll betcha they remembered the detail of a well placed balloon knot.
 
skammie
2008-08-18 1:51:48 PM  
is it just me, or does the cross in the second one remind anyone else of hotdogs?
 
Heather577
2008-08-18 2:17:40 PM  
I honestly have no words for this. Why in the world would people think it's ok to make a balloon replica of their God?

/disturbing
 
Robert1966
2008-08-18 2:46:36 PM  

Heather577: I honestly have no words for this. Why in the world would people think it's ok to make a balloon replica of their God?

/disturbing


Why wouldn't they?

/your assumptions. let me show you them.
 
Heather577
2008-08-18 3:14:51 PM  
Pantokrator effectively depicted in balloon figures?

No

Of course, I am under the assumption that the people that made them consider themselves Christians.

/shrug. Could be wrong.
 
toonz
2008-08-18 5:36:16 PM  
I find jesus balloon-making inspiring.

/yep. I hate me too.
 
p00p6
2008-08-18 6:39:59 PM  

Ed Finnerty: If you wish to study a granfalloon,
Just remove the skin of a toy balloon.


Nice, just read that 2 weeks ago.
 
p00p6
2008-08-18 6:43:51 PM  

Ed Finnerty: If you wish to study a granfalloon,
Just remove the skin of a toy balloon.


Yo, you read Slaughterhouse-5? That's ma fave.

/Saw your name is a reference from the profile, not memory.
 
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