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(TMZ)   Dick Van Dyke drops paparazzis like Rob Petrie trippin' over ottomans   (tmz.com) divider line
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d23 [TotalFark] [BareFark] [OhFark]
2008-08-16 7:04:30 PM  
green please.

I'm not the submitter.
 
2008-08-16 7:16:17 PM  
I read that as "HORNY Dick Van Dyke..."
 
2008-08-16 7:21:30 PM  

monitorman: I read that as "HORNY Dick Van Dyke..."


Me too, now feel dirty for clicking that link.
 
2008-08-16 7:41:03 PM  
Great headline. +1
 
2008-08-16 7:54:04 PM  
d23: green please.

I'm not the submitter.


This.
GREAT clip. All majah props to MC DVD.
 
2008-08-16 10:00:29 PM  
Diagnosis: Mild Irritation
 
2008-08-16 10:10:42 PM  
Apparently there was a headline change that is making this thread hilarious.
 
2008-08-16 10:13:59 PM  
He is on the extremely short list of famous people I'd like to meet one day.

The DvD Show remains one of my top five favorite shows, despite the fact it went off the air 20 years before I was born.
 
2008-08-16 10:27:59 PM  
monitormanI read that as "HORNY Dick Van Dyke..."

La Fee Verte Me too, now feel dirty for clicking that link.

Sigh. Normally I don't respond to Rule 34-ish posts, Annie Leibovitz Vanity Fair 12/95 SFW;
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/vandyke1.jpg

/subby
 
2008-08-16 10:28:11 PM  
Is he still driving the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang 07?
 
2008-08-16 10:33:57 PM  
FTFLITFA:"PAPARAZZIED

Editor:

Monday morning as I was leaving the supermarket with
my Raisin Bran and prunes, out of the corner of my eye, I
caught the flash of a camera.

Sure enough, it was paparazzi. Or maybe paparazzo, it
was just the one guy.

I suppose Monday is a slow day for celebrity watching.
But still, he knew me! He saw beyond the white hair, the
wrinkles and the pot belly.

He saw a celebrity under there! I have to admit I was
flattered by the attention. Did me a lot of good.

However, out of respect for my fellow celebrities, I
decked him anyway.

Dick Van Dyke"


Cold-cocked by Dick.

/He told you he was hardcore
 
2008-08-16 10:37:37 PM  
Morey Amsterdam can make a sane man crazy!
Morey Amsterdam can make a nice guy kill!
 
2008-08-16 10:42:03 PM  
I bet one of the paparazzi called him Penis van Lesbian.
 
2008-08-16 10:47:17 PM  
I used to watch Dick Van Dyke reruns in college all the time. The first modern sit-com. I also had serious thing for Laura Petrie.

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2008-08-16 10:59:38 PM  
When the paps try to get at ya,
Drop it like it's hot,
Drop it like it's hot,
Drop it like it's hot.

And when the photogs get an attitude,
Drop it like it's hot,
Drop it like it's hot,
Drop it like it's hot
 
2008-08-16 11:56:21 PM  
Dick Van Dyke struggled for years while trying to get work under his birth name. Eventually, like many before, him he buckled under pressure from the sponsors and studios to change his name.

His birth certificate reads: Penis Van Lesbian
 
2008-08-17 12:21:57 AM  
I think my favorite Dick Van Dyke performance ever was in a movie called, "The Comic". You don't see it around much anymore, though.
 
2008-08-17 12:40:05 AM  
I used to know someone who worked on his computer. I mentioned one day that cockneys hated his accent in Mary Poppins.

One day the guy I knew came back from working on his computer. He told me that Dick Van Dyke had told him about how Disney wouldn't hire a dialect coach for him, so he had to wing it.

I felt terrible. I never meant for that remark to reach Dick Van Dyke's ears, and then to have hurt that sweet man's feelings...damn.
 
2008-08-17 12:53:14 AM  
Mary Tyler Moore and I sleep in separate beds and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-08-17 12:55:31 AM  

sheilanagig: I used to know someone who worked on his computer. I mentioned one day that cockneys hated his accent in Mary Poppins.

One day the guy I knew came back from working on his computer. He told me that Dick Van Dyke had told him about how Disney wouldn't hire a dialect coach for him, so he had to wing it.

I felt terrible. I never meant for that remark to reach Dick Van Dyke's ears, and then to have hurt that sweet man's feelings...damn.


I doubt you hurt his feelings, sounds like it was just another part of the job.
 
2008-08-17 3:28:13 AM  
the DVD show is my favorite sitcom of all time. All the characters are great (Richie sucks, but what can you do?) and MTM is the hottest! Whew!

Good to see Dick in action, so to speak.
 
2008-08-17 3:57:26 AM  
I've got a sitcom pitched to Fox, where Rosie O'Donnell sells dildos out of the back of a
1988 Ford Aerostar called "The Fake Dick Van Dyke Show".
 
2008-08-17 4:01:56 AM  
He seems like a decent, honest, stand-up guy. The DvD show runs rings around anything on the air today.

/Would love to have dinner with the guy
 
2008-08-17 6:50:43 AM  
fark the paparazzi. Good for him. I loved the Columbo he guest-starred in. And of course, loved the DvD show. He's such a natural comedian.
 
2008-08-17 9:40:26 AM  
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Damn FCC censorship!
 
2008-08-17 12:32:32 PM  
This thread needs more:
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Or perhaps, "Moore."
Can't seem to find a picture of her in her signature capri pants. Hubba Hubba.
 
2008-08-17 12:58:23 PM  
Glad to see I'm not the only one who used to hump his bowl of Cheerios while watching Mary Tyler Moore on the Dick Van Dyke show.

Always wondered if she made that whiny "Roooob!" sound while the two of them were going at it.
 
2008-08-17 7:57:44 PM  
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Oh Rob!
 
2008-08-18 9:25:53 AM  

Colour_out_of_Space: This thread needs more:

[hot pics pf Laura]

Can't seem to find a picture of her in her signature capri pants. Hubba Hubba.


you know she liked in the ass.. but she wouldn't do A2M...

every time he'd ask her, she say "Oh, Rob......"

/retro-fap
 
2008-08-18 10:02:14 AM  
Remember the DvD dream episode where everyone had eyes in the backs of their heads? Walnut eyes? (and no, I'm not on the crack)

That scared the bejeezuz outta me.

Watching the DvD show, thats what I thought everyone grew up to be.
Work in the city, sit around all day cracking jokes with my coworkers, hate the boss, go home to a smoking hot wife who wears capri pants all the time and dance the frug on my new shag carpeting in the evenings.

/Curse you reality
//Well, we got the sleep in separate beds part at least.

//
 
2008-08-18 11:10:33 AM  

exparrot: Remember the DvD dream episode where everyone had eyes in the backs of their heads? Walnut eyes? (and no, I'm not on the crack)

//


... and they all looked like Danny Thomas.

/Fave line --- I have perfect 20-20-20-20 vision...

My favorite was "Unny Unfz". Water coolers that go "BLORP!" on their own long after anyone has been near them still freaks me out a little... :-)
 
2008-08-18 12:57:45 PM  
He is SO great in Mary Poppins.
 
2008-08-18 1:02:10 PM  

exparrot: Remember the DvD dream episode where everyone had eyes in the backs of their heads? Walnut eyes? (and no, I'm not on the crack)

That scared the bejeezuz outta me.

Watching the DvD show, thats what I thought everyone grew up to be.
Work in the city, sit around all day cracking jokes with my coworkers, hate the boss, go home to a smoking hot wife who wears capri pants all the time and dance the frug on my new shag carpeting in the evenings.

/Curse you reality
//Well, we got the sleep in separate beds part at least.

//


Yes, I remember....now have a seat on this glass top coffee table and,... I don't know...just do what comes natural

//poop
 
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