monitorman: I read that as "HORNY Dick Van Dyke..."
sheilanagig: I used to know someone who worked on his computer. I mentioned one day that cockneys hated his accent in Mary Poppins.One day the guy I knew came back from working on his computer. He told me that Dick Van Dyke had told him about how Disney wouldn't hire a dialect coach for him, so he had to wing it.I felt terrible. I never meant for that remark to reach Dick Van Dyke's ears, and then to have hurt that sweet man's feelings...damn.
Colour_out_of_Space: This thread needs more:[hot pics pf Laura]Can't seem to find a picture of her in her signature capri pants. Hubba Hubba.
exparrot: Remember the DvD dream episode where everyone had eyes in the backs of their heads? Walnut eyes? (and no, I'm not on the crack)//
exparrot: Remember the DvD dream episode where everyone had eyes in the backs of their heads? Walnut eyes? (and no, I'm not on the crack)That scared the bejeezuz outta me.Watching the DvD show, thats what I thought everyone grew up to be.Work in the city, sit around all day cracking jokes with my coworkers, hate the boss, go home to a smoking hot wife who wears capri pants all the time and dance the frug on my new shag carpeting in the evenings./Curse you reality//Well, we got the sleep in separate beds part at least.//
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