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(Prospect.org)   If you vote for Obama, your penis is only as big as a tire gauge. If you vote for McCain, your penis is the size of a mighty oil rig -- thrusting, PLUNGING into the ground. Difficulty: This guy is dead serious   (prospect.org) divider line
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EsteeFlwrPot
2008-08-15 10:51:43 AM  
fap.
 
lysdexic [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-08-15 10:54:40 AM  
That's about the size of it.

/rimshot
 
Nestea Plunge
2008-08-15 10:56:24 AM  
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keylock71
2008-08-15 10:58:41 AM  
So if you vote for McCain and drive a Hummer does that bring you up to "average"?
 
what_now
2008-08-15 10:59:15 AM  
I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?
 
OlafTheBent
2008-08-15 11:00:17 AM  

what_now: So where's my analogy?


Obama's a pussy?
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-08-15 11:02:12 AM  

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?


Where's the shut your whore mouth pic when I need it?
 
what_now
2008-08-15 11:03:08 AM  

OlafTheBent: what_now: So where's my analogy?

Obama's a pussy?


*golf clap*

There's a car in my neighborhood w/ a bumper sticker that says "Vagina 08: Who's in?"
 
50mm
2008-08-15 11:16:09 AM  

what_now: OlafTheBent: what_now: So where's my analogy?

Obama's a pussy?

*golf clap*

There's a car in my neighborhood w/ a bumper sticker that says "Vagina 08: Who's in?"


I saw one here which said "Nuke their ass and take their gas!" It even had a little mushroom cloud.
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2008-08-15 11:25:54 AM  
Is it me, or is the Republican party the gayest thing outside of San Francisco?
 
Theaetetus
2008-08-15 11:27:19 AM  
You rang?
 
Darconix
2008-08-15 11:30:47 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Is it me, or is the Republican party the gayest thing outside of San Francisco?


It seemed to me this guy was coming from the opposite viewpoint, i.e. from the left, not the right. And he did seem a bit, well, gay. I'm going to go pull a Google on him.
 
gimmeabreak
2008-08-15 11:31:04 AM  
cameroncrazy1984: Is it me, or is the Republican party the gayest thing outside of San Francisco?

It's You.
 
PirateKing [OhFark]
2008-08-15 11:31:55 AM  

gimmeabreak: It's You.


How are you gentlemen?
 
neehurtz
2008-08-15 11:32:09 AM  
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unholycode76
2008-08-15 11:32:24 AM  

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?


It probably gets even more use than you know of :)
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2008-08-15 11:32:28 AM  

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that)


Er.. that sounds illegal.
 
pvd021
2008-08-15 11:33:56 AM  
Is this way of McCain saying he loves Big Black women? What's the opposite of a snickerlicker (fat white chicks who are into black guys).
 
mediaho
2008-08-15 11:34:16 AM  
Paul Waldman is a senior fellow at Media Matters for America and the author of Being Right is Not Enough: What Progressives Must Learn From Conservative Success. The views expressed here are his own.

Paul Waldman is a professional concern troll.
 
whyarefartslumpy
2008-08-15 11:34:34 AM  
FTFA: "And most of the time, Democrats don't even realize what's happening."

I lol'd

And WTF is Liberal Intelligence? I lol'd again. Makes no sense whatsoever.
Other than that, I think this guy is projecting just a wee bit.
 
what_now
2008-08-15 11:35:01 AM  

unholycode76: what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

It probably gets even more use than you know of :)


....it farking better not.
 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark]
2008-08-15 11:35:04 AM  

Relatively Obscure: what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that)

Er.. that sounds illegal.


She's probably talking about her vibrator or something.
 
Tsunami Ditka
2008-08-15 11:35:30 AM  

what_now: OlafTheBent: what_now: So where's my analogy?

Obama's a pussy?

*golf clap*

There's a car in my neighborhood w/ a bumper sticker that says "Vagina 08: Who's in?"


Sounds like our next Nobel Prize winner.
 
Shaggy_C
2008-08-15 11:38:50 AM  
That actually makes a lot of sense - the typical Republican is a middle age white guy averse to change. Middle age white guys are also the primary users of Viagra. Put two and two together and you realize that the phallic objects used in the campaign are but another small way to take advantage of their insecurity. As a sex-monger effete latte-sipping young executive, I am not disposed to be taken advantage of in such ways.

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Wait, what?
 
Bad Dad Why
2008-08-15 11:39:10 AM  
The article is a big win for getting as many phalic comments as possible into 300 words.

/Penis
 
Asteroth
2008-08-15 11:41:06 AM  

what_now: unholycode76: what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

It probably gets even more use than you know of :)

....it farking better not.


How dare my boyfriend masturbate!
 
princehal
2008-08-15 11:41:52 AM  
McCain needs Viagra. Lot's of it.

And he leaks into his underwear.
 
syzygy whizz
2008-08-15 11:42:40 AM  
The Republican party does have this penile size thing going, doesn't it...
Anyone remember the Clinton/Bush 1 campaign?
The last days...the final, desparate ploy of the Bush campaign was:

"Vote for George Bush. He has a bigger dick than Bill Clinton."

/ Ego-testicle
 
Mr. McPeanut
2008-08-15 11:46:26 AM  

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

Biologically

speaking, the penis is analogous to the clitoris.

Sooo....I don't see where that analogy really "helps," but there it is.

/giant clitoris, you say...intriguing...
//is it to be loved, or feared?!
 
moistD
2008-08-15 11:47:45 AM  

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?


You can have Michelle's vagina or Cindy's vagina. The difference with the women is that to get Black Gold you want Michelle's and for small/tight women you want Cindy (she never gets a good bonin).
 
Theaetetus
2008-08-15 11:50:02 AM  

moistD: The difference with the women is that to get Black Gold you want Michelle's and for small/tight women you want Cindy (she never gets a good bonin).


Oh, please... She's rich - she can have the pool boy and gardener double-stuff her whenever she wants.
 
Shaggy_C
2008-08-15 11:51:25 AM  

Theaetetus: Oh, please... She's rich - she can have the pool boy and gardener double-stuff her whenever she wants.


You don't think J SIDNEY still bones the hell out of her?
 
moistD
2008-08-15 11:51:34 AM  

Theaetetus: moistD: The difference with the women is that to get Black Gold you want Michelle's and for small/tight women you want Cindy (she never gets a good bonin).

Oh, please... She's rich - she can have the pool boy and gardener double-stuff her whenever she wants.


nothing about that makes me want to double stuff it

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Bicycle safety tip
2008-08-15 11:51:41 AM  
If you're thrusting your penis into the ground you're probably doing it wrong.
 
Bloody William
2008-08-15 11:52:16 AM  
Usually I like the Prospect, but that's just reaching in a seriously messed up way. Besides, I don't think even McCain's campaign is stupid enough to subliminally turn its commercials into dick-size competitions. A tire gauge might be smaller than an oil rig, but in the end you're still pitting a 72 year old WASP against a young, healthy black man.

And, well...

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syzygy whizz
2008-08-15 11:54:52 AM  

Bicycle safety tip: If you're thrusting your penis into the ground you're probably doing it wrong.


I LOL'd
Srsly.
 
Theaetetus
2008-08-15 11:55:18 AM  

moistD: nothing about that makes me want to double stuff it


[image from aolcdn.com too old to be available]
"So, none of you find power sexy?"
 
what_now
2008-08-15 11:58:47 AM  

Asteroth: what_now: unholycode76: what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want (actually more often than that), but I don't have my own.

So where's my analogy?

It probably gets even more use than you know of :)

....it farking better not.

How dare my boyfriend masturbate!


Oh, I know all about that- this is why HE is responsible for cleaning the bathroom.
 
TMBGfreak
2008-08-15 11:59:48 AM  
Penis.
 
Theaetetus
2008-08-15 12:00:34 PM  

Shaggy_C: You don't think J SIDNEY still bones bores the hell out of her?


[image from gretawire.files.wordpress.com too old to be available]
FTFY.
 
Balrog1
2008-08-15 12:04:27 PM  
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eddyatwork
2008-08-15 12:04:53 PM  
I'm voting for RON PAUL which means every woman reading this just had sex with me.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2008-08-15 12:09:49 PM  

Bicycle safety tip: If you're thrusting your penis into the ground you're probably doing it wrong.


Then, so help me God, I don't wanna be right.
 
for good or for awesome
2008-08-15 12:17:12 PM  

what_now: I don't have a penis. I have the use of one whenever I want


How you doin'?
 
birdboy2000
2008-08-15 12:20:33 PM  
What if you don't have a penis?

/You can't win elections on the big penis vote alone.
//Penis.
 
make me some tea [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-08-15 12:42:01 PM  
That's actually a very poignant commentary. Hit the nail on the head.
 
House of Tards
2008-08-15 12:44:04 PM  

Shaggy_C: You don't think J SIDNEY still bones the hell out of her?


"My friends, I spent a good portion of yesterday evening with little Sidney inside his little moist friend. Now who else wants a shot at Ms. Buffalo Chip?"
 
Brown Sauce
2008-08-15 12:56:33 PM  
I will say that Conservative women have big ol' clits.
 
carmody
2008-08-15 1:41:11 PM  
Ah, The American Reject. Its print edition makes wonderful kindling.
 
Bendal
2008-08-15 3:57:36 PM  
"If you vote for Obama, your penis is only as big as a tire gauge."

I am voting for Obama, and no, it's quite a bit larger than that. Women are invited to inspect it themselves for proof, in fact.

/registered Republican
//tired of their crap
///for the last 8 years
 
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