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(The Hill)   "Jesse Jackson's convention streak in doubt." He's way too old to be running around naked anyway   (thehill.com) divider line
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alienated
2008-08-14 5:37:56 PM  
+1 for that headline. Nice jorb.
 
uncorked
2008-08-14 6:13:42 PM  
Do they eat steak at Demo conventions?
+1 Subby
 
Manfred J. Hattan
2008-08-14 6:37:07 PM  

alienated: +1 for that headline. Nice jorb.


Agreed. Nicely done, Jimmy.
 
phygz [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-08-14 6:37:14 PM  
No doubt this will be pulled

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guilt by association
2008-08-14 6:41:08 PM  
He's afraid of Obama cutting his nuts off.
 
UnkleKrakker
2008-08-14 6:53:11 PM  

guilt by association: He's afraid of Obama cutting his nuts off.


He should be more worried that his old, dragging ones might get stuck in the escalator
 
jcooli09
2008-08-14 7:03:39 PM  
Best headline I've seen in a while, thanks subby.
 
GodsTumor
2008-08-14 7:08:24 PM  
Jesse's speeches don't seem to have as many rhyming words in them anymore...
Maybe he's more serious now?

/Here's some help Jes...Link
 
Crude
2008-08-14 7:08:42 PM  
His constituents that voted for him are gonna be pissed!!


Oh, wait....


He's never held elective office.

Why the FARK has he ever been given a platform at a political convention?

Oh, that's right...he's a race baiting moron and Democrats agree with him. That's good enough for us!!1!
 
Hobodeluxe
2008-08-14 7:18:50 PM  
shimmity-shammity-rat-tat-tat. It's a trave-sham-ockery!
 
truthlikegold
2008-08-14 7:20:44 PM  
Personally, won't be missed. He took away a lot of credibility from the Dems.
 
RemyDuron
2008-08-14 7:23:11 PM  
Heheh, I can imagine his face, "Sorry Jesse, we all ready filled our 'inspirational black speaker,' quota."
 
An tSaoi
2008-08-14 7:25:56 PM  
Now there's an image I needed. Also, Jesse Jackson types are counterproductive. At best they're annoying, at worst they give racists a justification for having negative stereotypes.
 
jvl
2008-08-14 7:46:42 PM  
In other news, "in doubt" is now a synonym for "it'll be a cold day in hell."
 
atlanta_ufo
2008-08-14 7:56:20 PM  
Emotions might get the better of Jesse. I could see him slip and use the N word again while on staged.
 
Nemo's Brother
2008-08-14 8:00:44 PM  
Good old Democrat leadership.
 
GodsTumor
2008-08-14 8:15:48 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Good old Democrat leadership.


Good old Democratic leadership
 
mrjared
2008-08-14 8:18:14 PM  
His constituents that voted for him are gonna be pissed!!


Oh, wait....


He's never held elective office.

Why the FARK has he ever been given a platform at a political convention?

Oh, that's right...he's a race baiting moron and Democrats agree with him. That's good enough for us!!1!

Ummm...he was a major candidate in 1984. Ran again in '88.
 
Cletus from Canuckistan
2008-08-14 8:23:47 PM  

Crude: His constituents that voted for him are gonna be pissed!!


Oh, wait....


He's never held elective office.


United States congressional delegations from the District of Columbia
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

United States Senate

The District of Columbia has no representation in the Senate (see D.C. voting rights).

Shadow senator

The voters of the District of Columbia elect two shadow senators who are recognized as equivalent to U.S. senators by the District of Columbia, but who are not actually recognized by the U.S. government as senators. Shadow senators were first elected in 1990.

The current shadow senators (for the 110th United States Congress, 2007-2009) are Paul Strauss and Michael D. Brown.[1]

List of Senators (Seat 1)

* Florence Pendleton (D), 1991-2007[2]
* Michael D. Brown (D), 2007-present

List of Senators (Seat 2)

* Jesse Jackson (D), 1991-1997[3]
* Paul Strauss (D), 1997-present

It wasn't a *real* elected office, but he was elected...
 
RemyDuron
2008-08-14 8:55:11 PM  

Nemo's Brother: Good old Democrat leadership.


Good old Republican brain damage.

/Basic grammar and language abilities, like turning a noun into an adjective, are part of the brains structure and can be harmed if the brain is physically damage.
//So, was it a car wreck, construction accident, or did you bang your head on the desk because you got too frisky sucking Rush's cock?
 
Riche [TotalFark]
2008-08-14 8:57:02 PM  
LOL

Headline of the year stuff right there, Subby
 
Elmo Jones
2008-08-14 11:35:35 PM  
-1 for no Ray Stevens in headline.
+1 for the funny.

/Jesse came to my high school and got everybody registered in 1982/3.
//My lawn. Police it.
///He likes to show off his physique.
 
Thesearentmypants
2008-08-15 2:35:45 AM  

Elmo Jones: -1 for no Ray Stevens in headline.
+1 for the funny.

/Jesse came to my high school and got everybody registered in 1982/3.
//My lawn. Police it.
///He likes to show off his physique.


Was he crude?
 
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