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(Fox News)   Business is awful at Circumcision Palace--Bad economy blamed   ( divider line
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893 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2001 at 1:18 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-19 01:48:15 AM  
Cut-backs, cut-backs, cut-backs.
2001-08-19 02:01:55 AM  
Ouch... had to cross my legs as I read that.
2001-08-19 02:09:17 AM  
The people working there always complained about a lack of tips.
2001-08-19 02:54:44 AM  
Maybe some of them could imigrate to America and play for the Washington Foreskins, who continue to play like a bunch of dickheads.
2001-08-19 02:55:32 AM  
And the HALF - OFF Promotion didn't help much ...
2001-08-19 03:13:38 AM  
If you were born with it,it's not meant to come off.Some people lack simple reasoning like this.
2001-08-19 03:26:42 AM  
kthulu, so if you were not born with it pierced, it's not meant to have a hole in it?
2001-08-19 04:56:27 AM  
Shame its just down because of the economy, and not that anyones woken up to the fact that ritual forced mutilation of childrens genitals is a pretty farking barbaric thing to do.
2001-08-19 08:31:42 AM  
Krik81 - yea. Plus, to spin that one further, pitty it's not down because parents discovered it was bad child-rearing to throw a gigantic bash centered around the male offspring's willy, thus demonstrating to him that his penis is for all intents are purposes at the center of the universe.
Spend-half-the-family's-yearly-income-first-menstruation bash for the daughters? I think not. Even though that, at least, would make some kind of sense.
2001-08-19 09:57:24 AM  
It is quite barbaric. In fact, I'm trying to start a movement called the Save The Umbilicus Foundation. I mean really. To mutilate little babies by hacking off their umbilical cord, I swear. Those heathen bastards.


Bigpeeler / President of The Long Toenail Society
2001-08-19 02:39:56 PM  
"The surgery, which takes place on a velvet chair in the middle of the ballroom, is filmed and broadcast on a movie screen by the dais."
For some reason this reminded me of Eyes Wide Shut.
2001-08-19 03:18:26 PM  
Labberdasher: No, THIS sentence indicates what place the girls get in their society.
Sitting in his restaurant above Circumcision Palace, he points to a group of teen-age girls dining on shish kebab, and considers that each of them might have at least two sons.

"Look," he said. "Fourteen children waiting for me."

Look! Babymaking machines eating shish kebab! Put down that shish kebab and go get knocked up, girls, I need the business!

Nuff said.
2001-08-19 09:22:00 PM  
I don't know yall, some females I know would consider any type of slicing on a penis cause for celebration.
2001-08-19 09:38:32 PM  
" shaped go-carts children play with before their operations..."
I would think so.
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