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(Some Guy)   Actual headline: "Master Bait & Tackle and Tiki Bar Cafe hit by burglars." Police react stiffly, saying a stroke or two of luck will help them find the money shot by the thieves   (news-press.com) divider line
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the_cnidarian
2008-08-01 1:48:36 AM  
You promised you wouldn't do that submitter.
 
CravenMorehead
2008-08-01 2:42:38 AM  
The guy must have really been hard up for cash.
 
Occam'sLadySchick
2008-08-01 3:43:16 AM  
burglars will probably get 'full release.'

/at the massage parlor down the road
 
prekrasno
2008-08-01 5:45:21 AM  
You forgot on thing: Penis.

/that is all
 
prekrasno
2008-08-01 5:46:07 AM  
"one"

/first day with my new fingers
 
Danger Avoid Death
2008-08-01 5:46:42 AM  
Man, that's jacked-up.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2008-08-01 5:47:45 AM  

prekrasno: "one"

/first day with my new fingers


Really? Well, that eliminates you as a suspect.
 
Cyan_Bloodbane
2008-08-01 5:48:46 AM  
I've always preferred Tackle & Master Bait myself....if you try it the other way around you give em way to much time to get the pepper spray out.
 
JonnyBGoode
2008-08-01 5:53:52 AM  
I expect when they catch these guys they'll get stiff penalties in the penal system.

Police are staking out this establishment as the next possible target:

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morning_foil
2008-08-01 6:02:17 AM  
ANUS!

/is doing it wrong
 
MadAzza
2008-08-01 6:03:26 AM  
Shot?
 
Danger Avoid Death
2008-08-01 6:06:19 AM  
FTFA: The value of cash and merchandise stolen was about $3,000.

"Wow! You were making money hand over fist."
 
Nick Nostril
2008-08-01 6:09:20 AM  
You don't say? Well...

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EdgeRunner [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-08-01 6:09:49 AM  
From TFA: "I was in the military for 6-1/2 years. They don't know who they're (expletive) with."

She took her first shot at the criminals earlier this week when she changed the words on the marquee in front of her restaurant to: "Don't rob, get a job."

Beware, criminals! The First Armored Restaurant Marquee Word Changing Division will show you no mercy! Surrender now before they strategically target you with even more mildly scolding rhymes!
 
Bizarro
2008-08-01 6:10:24 AM  
Hopefully the culprits will be fingered soon.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2008-08-01 6:10:34 AM  

Nick Nostril: You don't say? Well...


If so, they're now looking for more than one burglar.
 
kidsizedcoffin
2008-08-01 6:10:56 AM  
What do you want me to do?

Whack a guy?
Off a guy?
Whack off a guy?
 
Danger Avoid Death
2008-08-01 6:15:32 AM  

kidsizedcoffin: What do you want me to do?

Whack a guy?
Off a guy?
Whack off a guy?


Do whatever you want. Just don't ask me to lend a hand.
 
The Rural Juror
2008-08-01 6:23:52 AM  
Danger Avoid Death

Stop following me.

/just kidding
 
wyrd
2008-08-01 6:56:06 AM  
Pah, farking thieves, even IF accidentally caught, will be home before the Cops get off. Now if they stole from a farking Mall fountain, that's jail time...
 
Mad Mark
2008-08-01 7:19:25 AM  
I gotta threadjack here. Just where did the "penis" reference start at? Must have missed the cliche boat that week.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2008-08-01 7:22:29 AM  

Mad Mark: I gotta threadjack here. Just where did the "penis" reference start at? Must have missed the cliche boat that week.


Some guy named Adam started it.
 
Pribar
2008-08-01 7:23:11 AM  
There used to be a place here called The Master Baiter, it closed after their cook was caught taking the name a bit too literally.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2008-08-01 7:26:44 AM  

Pribar: There used to be a place here called The Master Baiter, it closed after their cook was caught taking the name a bit too literally.


Caught with his pole in his hand?
 
dogdaze
2008-08-01 7:28:50 AM  
For you non-Fla farkers, this state has countless bait shops w/ that name, and tiki bars, yikes. The only place they don't call them tiki bars is just outside of Ft Myers in Sannabel. There they call them no-see-um bars 'cause you get eaten alive by the sand gnats.
 
Pribar
2008-08-01 7:37:21 AM  
Danger Avoid Death

Oh yea, while preparing the morning gumbo, by the county health inspector.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2008-08-01 7:41:06 AM  

Pribar: Danger Avoid Death

Oh yea, while preparing the morning gumbo, by the county health inspector.


Sounds like he had too many oysters in his gumbo.
 
Pribar
2008-08-01 7:45:40 AM  
Excuse me while I go heave for a bit...
 
Danger Avoid Death
2008-08-01 7:51:03 AM  

Pribar: Excuse me while I go heave for a bit...


Did I mention you should pass on the gumbo?
 
Sir_Lurksalot
2008-08-01 7:53:19 AM  
That Headline was perfect until you forgot the : Penis
 
StrikitRich
2008-08-01 8:08:23 AM  
Still have the bait shop t-shirt somewhere.
 
SushiJoe
2008-08-01 8:13:25 AM  
masterbate & tackle

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hot...link...nom nom nom
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2008-08-01 8:28:46 AM  

SushiJoe: masterbate & tackle

hot...link...nom nom nom


giggity
 
bahknee
2008-08-01 9:12:46 AM  
I got married down the road from there, so I'm getting a kick....
 
skribble
2008-08-01 9:15:38 AM  
tried to much with that headline.
 
idiotpolice
2008-08-01 9:18:27 AM  
There's a place near where I live called Master Bait and Liquor
 
mitzibel
2008-08-01 9:23:13 AM  
idiotpolice: You don't happen to live in Moran, KS, do you?

/not trying for a stupid joke
//drive past there once a month
 
idiotpolice
2008-08-01 9:26:41 AM  
No, I live in Frontenac, but I travel all over around here. A friend of mine that I work with has a shot glass from MB&L, so I had to see it for myself.
 
malice93
2008-08-01 9:29:51 AM  
Finally I get to advertise my shirt from Master Bait & Tackle, no really I'm from B.S. Florida. Hopefully the robbers didn't steal all the nifty T-shirts, I need to take some to Indiana buddies when I got to gen-con.
 
FLMountainMan
2008-08-01 9:59:58 AM  

SushiJoe: masterbate & tackle
[Picture of Tim Tebow]

hot...link...nom nom nom


The homoerotic obsession of thousands of male Gator fans with Tim Tebow is one most hilarious/creepy things ever. Nothing like a bunch of dudes in jean shorts sporting wood over a 20 year-old guy.

dogdaze: For you non-Fla farkers, this state has countless bait shops w/ that name, and tiki bars, yikes. The only place they don't call them tiki bars is just outside of Ft Myers in Sannabel Sanibel. There they call them no-see-um bars 'cause you get eaten alive by the sand gnats.


FFS, if you're going to pose as a local at least spell the place right.
 
Danger Avoid Death
2008-08-01 10:08:58 AM  

FLMountainMan: SushiJoe: masterbate & tackle
[Picture of Tim Tebow]

hot...link...nom nom nom

The homoerotic obsession of thousands of male Gator fans with Tim Tebow is one most hilarious/creepy things ever. Nothing like a bunch of dudes in jean shorts sporting wood over a 20 year-old guy.

dogdaze: For you non-Fla farkers, this state has countless bait shops w/ that name, and tiki bars, yikes. The only place they don't call them tiki bars is just outside of Ft Myers in Sannabel Sanibel. There they call them no-see-um bars 'cause you get eaten alive by the sand gnats.

FFS, if you're going to pose as a local at least spell the place right.


Misspelling your own town sounds very "local" to me for Florida.
 
Farkie von Farkenstiel
2008-08-01 10:36:35 AM  
tbn0.google.com
Approve.
 
Vincent Price Superstar
2008-08-01 10:41:41 AM  
Ha. I just ordered a Master Bait & Tackle t-shirt.

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I love that the website is MasterBaitOnline.com

What? Was faponline already taken?
 
UCFRoadWarrior
2008-08-01 12:14:56 PM  
Wonder if when they made the 911 call they asked that the police would "come quickly"
 
dualplains
2008-08-01 12:36:59 PM  
I found that headline labored.

Penis.
 
Taila82
2008-08-01 1:05:23 PM  

Danger Avoid Death: Man, that's jacked-up off.


There, FTFY
 
Deldrach
2008-08-01 2:04:56 PM  
Is Lala OK?
 
Zik-Zak
2008-08-01 3:21:02 PM  
"Master Bait & Tackle".

Touch football bas changed a lot.
 
jessicaNIN
2008-08-01 3:51:54 PM  
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.... spring break 2003, f yeah
 
jgeisle
2008-08-01 8:57:28 PM  
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