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2008-07-31 01:26:29 PM  

Mr.Hawk: I am a haiku
so i am getting a kick
out of these replies

This was done before
Authored earlier by me
Forgot what comes next
2008-07-31 01:26:55 PM  
Me is the chinese
Me rikey to pray the jokes
Put pee in your coke
2008-07-31 01:27:07 PM  
On a Canadian Bus
Fark dot com is there

2008-07-31 01:27:24 PM  
sex in florida
is not just limited to
teachers and students
2008-07-31 01:27:28 PM  
To reread this thread
I will keep hitting "refresh"
My work day is shot
2008-07-31 01:27:38 PM  
I really like beans
They taste really really good
And they make me fart
2008-07-31 01:28:34 PM  
MasterThief: I hate haikus. Why?
Because as soon as you start
You must then finish.

An excellent way
to sum up my sexual
2008-07-31 01:28:52 PM  
airzonk: There are many ways
A rubber vagina works
You can borrow mine

Bear: How about no
Sharing is good in preschool
Not that kind of toy

Can't share double dong?
How about some anal beeds?
Where is my dildo?
2008-07-31 01:28:56 PM  
Not this shiat again
I never know what to say
Oh well whatever
2008-07-31 01:28:57 PM  
This thread should have a
five-post, seven-post, five-post
simulpost - why not?
2008-07-31 01:29:01 PM  
Japan's greatest gift
to the world is not Haiku.
It's tentacle porn!

2008-07-31 01:29:49 PM  

Harvey Birdman: Mr.Hawk: I am a haiku
so i am getting a kick
out of these replies

This was done before
Authored earlier by me
Forgot what comes next

I did not see yours
Now as done to Mr.Hawk
I must sponsor you
2008-07-31 01:30:09 PM  
Crabs, her vagina?
It's more likely than you think.
Double-bag next time.
2008-07-31 01:30:35 PM  
I upload photo
Of my wife with big teeth smile
Proof I was home schooled.
2008-07-31 01:30:43 PM  
I went to Japan
Last year only for a week
Want to go again


Tell me you love me
As I watch you leave again
With somebody else
2008-07-31 01:30:54 PM  
Through space, our broadcasts
propagate infinitely
Sorry, universe

I try to evade
Monkeys have their way with me
Just another day

Sexual Choc'late
Well, I found out the hard way
Just an expression

Judging from your scream
I'd say that you're not used to
Japanese vampires

Whatever they ask
Remind me to not respond
"Because I'm so drunk"

I'm no psychic but
"Hey, you forgot your wallet":
Words I'll never say
2008-07-31 01:31:00 PM  
Penis goes in ya
I pull it out of your cooch
I blast one in your face

There's your damed haiku.
2008-07-31 01:31:36 PM  
When your new girlfriend
Says she's pregnant, bye-bye to
Presidential run
2008-07-31 01:32:04 PM  

bookman: Not the anniversary of it, but bears repeating anytime...

Much too pedantic
Preachy, literal, and shrill
Go threadjack elsewhere
2008-07-31 01:32:11 PM  
where is dan l poon?
obama has been mentioned
he must be traveling.
2008-07-31 01:32:25 PM  
Man caught drunk driving
While driving a lawnmower
It's not news, it's Fark
2008-07-31 01:32:34 PM  
A gift of TF
Has been bestowed unto me
I weep tears of joy
2008-07-31 01:32:50 PM  
We laugh and we snark
When it's light and when it's dark.
It's not news, it's Fark.
2008-07-31 01:32:52 PM  
i did not eat snot
i did not eat his booger
those kids are on pot


slashie slashi poo
your time i have wasted too
you read this haiku

/my first and second
2008-07-31 01:32:54 PM  
There's your damned haiku,
nothingyet snapped previous,
This thread continues
2008-07-31 01:33:05 PM  
Heamer: An excellent way
to sum up my sexual

Mastering desire
Requires non-desire. Example:
Hillary... naked.
2008-07-31 01:33:05 PM  
It would take me more
Than seventeen syllables
To tell you that I

/not original; written by a college classmate
2008-07-31 01:33:08 PM  
2008-07-31 01:33:31 PM  
If I spoke haikus
and nothing else all day long
no one would notice
2008-07-31 01:33:39 PM  
boobies bounce in time
imagine their presence now
viewing them on fark
2008-07-31 01:34:12 PM  
The toilet is stuck!
*gasp* the water overfloweth
HA! The dog drank it.

/true story
2008-07-31 01:34:34 PM  
She isn't looking
"Does this smell like Chloriform?"
I get some anal
2008-07-31 01:35:25 PM  
sands in an hour glass
these are the days of our lives
Oh God! take me now
2008-07-31 01:35:33 PM  
"She's pretty, I guess
But, looking over my gut,
I see her sharp knees"
2008-07-31 01:35:33 PM  
My Haiku is foiled
There are just four syllables
In "Penis goes where?"
2008-07-31 01:36:20 PM  

Doktor Merkwrdiglieben: Japan's greatest gift
to the world is not Haiku.
It's tentacle porn!

Rape: here, a grave crime.
In Japan, the preferred way
To say 'hi' to girls.

/not really
2008-07-31 01:36:22 PM  
is harder than five-

haiku is
sometimes hard to write
while at work
2008-07-31 01:36:25 PM  
You made a mistake
You used loose instead of lose
So sorry, pet peeve.
2008-07-31 01:36:46 PM  

booztravlr: Show me your titties
Ha ha ha Charlie Murphy
The milk has gone bad

Oh my freaking God
Those are some fine-as-hell words
You've arranged today
2008-07-31 01:37:04 PM  

Hemlock: boobies bounce in time
imagine their presence now
viewing them on fark

Days like snow, melted
Sponsors don't like nipple slips
Fark became PG
2008-07-31 01:37:07 PM  
I hate copypasta,
It is not a meal to savor,
Just returning crap
2008-07-31 01:37:09 PM  
MasterThief: Mastering desire
Requires non-desire. Example:
Hillary... naked.

I've found that thinking
about your mom works better.
Someone just got served.
2008-07-31 01:37:29 PM  
Classic anime
I present to you Farkers
Tokyo Godfathers

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Homeless Hobo man
Cross-dressing poet Hana
With runaway girl
2008-07-31 01:37:46 PM  
This is a haiku
My inspiration falters
What is there to write?
2008-07-31 01:38:12 PM  
Wow, I pwned my ass
butchered my last haiku there
last line was too long.
2008-07-31 01:38:46 PM  
Come on, folks -
3-5-3 haikus
Are better.
2008-07-31 01:39:32 PM  
Wil Wheaton was here,
But chose not to give haiku,
Too busy with clown shirt
2008-07-31 01:40:04 PM  
hard phallic boner
one hour long, without trying
win with viagra
2008-07-31 01:40:05 PM  

* * *

Today's Excuse

Sorry I'm late Boss;
My cheap multi-function watch
Was on Moscow Time.

* * *

Writer's Block

Poor midnight poet!
My trusty clock's dry rhythm
Has this stanza stuck.

* * *

Oh, Inspiration!

Two A.M. typing:
The chains of reality
Weaken late at night.

* * *

Rude Interruption

Afternoon loving.
Fierce kitten on the headboard
Plans cunning attack.

* * *

Law and Order

This is protection?
The police helicopter
Flies through our bedroom.

* * *


Writer's reference desk:
Dictionary, thesaurus,
Ninety paper scraps.

* * *

Urban Serenade

Ambulance Sirens:
Pre-dawn birds welcome freed souls
With happy chirpings

* * *

Street Justice

Trial by camera.
An electronic lynching.
Ten chosen seconds.

* * *

Cheap Janitors

When you see a street,
Sans bottles, plastic, and cans,
...Thank a homeless man.

* * *

Their Master's Voice

City Hall Homeless...
It's almost as if they know
Who created them...

* * *
2008-07-31 01:40:06 PM  
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