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(Some Guy)   30 fun things to do in an elevator   ( divider line
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3184 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Aug 2001 at 1:18 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-19 01:30:03 AM  
lots of pop ups.
I fit a band and all the equipment into a small elevator.
2001-08-19 01:30:35 AM  
When I went to Tokyo Tower on a school trip, my friends and I got in the elevator and faced the back. The other people getting on didn't know if they should do the same or not!

I love messing with people's minds...
2001-08-19 01:48:43 AM  
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

You got to love that one...

An "outer body" expirence.
2001-08-19 01:49:30 AM  
#2 makes me think ONLY of

Brad Pitt in 12 MONKEYS!

What an award-winning performance!

2001-08-19 01:58:09 AM  
Yea, standing facing the back wall is the funnest thing to do. Subtle, yet just odd enough to get everyone's attention.
2001-08-19 01:58:44 AM  
I don't give a good goddamn what this list says. The best elevator joke is STILL to step off, let the doors start closing, then rip a Rosarita Refried Beans fart into the compartment right as the doors close.

Especially hilarious in hospitals
2001-08-19 02:08:01 AM  
the best thing to do in an elevator is urinate, preferably on the leg of someone else.
2001-08-19 02:09:44 AM  
This list is old as shiat...
2001-08-19 02:13:34 AM  
The list wasn't that funny in 1996 when I *first* saw it.
2001-08-19 02:29:07 AM  
Well madcow, thanks for pointing that out to us,
2001-08-19 02:38:35 AM  
Thanks from me as well.

2001-08-19 02:42:52 AM  
OMG i can't stop laughing. maybe it's because i'm high.
2001-08-19 02:44:45 AM  
maybe it's because you are LAME
2001-08-19 02:48:55 AM  
What a shiatty website.

Website Design 101

Chapter 1

2001-08-19 02:50:14 AM  
28. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

This one reminds me of something you can do during a boring meeting. You need someone else to help with this:

When the meeting starts to get really boring, the first person says in a loud demonic voice "This host body is no longer suitable", then slumps over the boardroom table. Then the second person starts to shake violently then says in the same voice says "Ah, this is much better" and continues on as if nothing has happened.
2001-08-19 03:01:41 AM  
Oh for fark sakes... who the hell posted some email spam filler?
2001-08-19 05:08:05 AM  
Oh stop moaning. fark off to plastic if you want articles devoid of humour.
2001-08-19 05:40:22 AM  
Qwerty, I just have to say, that's an awsome idea, heh. Same to you Norad, that's good stuff.
2001-08-19 10:18:36 AM  
Get in at the ground floor, lie on back with legs going up rear wall and announce loudly, "Houston, we're ready for lift off."
2001-08-19 11:46:23 AM  
Put a desk in the elevator and when people board ask if they have an appoinment.
2001-08-19 11:52:07 AM  
this reminds me of "elevator fun" a friend and I used to have before our 6:00 T/Th. we'd always be riding together, coming from the same class before hand as well, and she would just start spouting all kinds of bullshiat and i would have to keep up. especially fun on crowded days.
2001-08-19 02:11:27 PM  
i've got new socks on
2001-08-19 02:39:23 PM  
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2001-08-19 05:08:30 PM  
very nice stick ninja, now move along
2001-08-19 06:28:06 PM  
I'm so farking mad now. Worthless shiat. Reminds me of

2001-08-19 07:28:31 PM  
I want to find a fairly large one, roll in a minibar, set up a boom box, streamers, lights, etc. and get some people together to dance in it. If people board, offer them drinks.
2001-08-19 07:56:29 PM  
Don't for get the lights and the disco ball!!
2001-08-20 01:44:08 AM  
Get someone else to help you. stand in the elevator holding the other person's arm. The guy (girl works better though) basically does his best to act mentally disabled. You constantly pull him away, telling him to behave, while every chance he gets, he pets someone's head, looks in their purse, throws a tantrum, etc.
2001-08-20 09:35:15 AM  
Tucci: What kind of nerd complains about the colours of a website? Maybe if you didn't stare so incessantly at your screen looking for any type of fun you could have to liven up your boring life, your eyes wouldn't be burning with the same sensation your crotch feels every day from not being laid.

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