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(Some Guy)   "Man hits bear on motorcycle." No word on whether the bear was wearing a helmet, but he did have a wooden leg named Smith   (wcax.com) divider line
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i am the infidel
2008-07-30 5:17:03 PM  
What was the name of his other leg?
 
Asa Phelps
2008-07-30 5:28:54 PM  
Going to the ballet?
 
eddyatwork
2008-07-30 5:33:58 PM  
i am the infidel: What was the name of his other leg?

Damn you!
 
Azz [recently expired TotalFark]
2008-07-30 10:26:57 PM  
scuzzlebutt?
 
Sharkface217
2008-07-30 10:29:37 PM  
Won it in the first (insert superfluous text here to fool the filter) post.

/bravo
 
BigG
2008-07-30 10:30:17 PM  
In before the cagers vs donorcycle idiocy.
 
greywolf
2008-07-30 10:31:05 PM  
the website page title has you beat, subby:

"Local Vermont News, Weather and Sports-Man hits bear on motorcycle".
 
The Rest Are Bait
2008-07-30 10:32:21 PM  
This happened in Jersey not to long ago. We just need to have more hunting of these evil black bears. Shoot them all.
 
Wight Power
2008-07-30 10:32:55 PM  
FTFA: There is no word on the condition of the bear.

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/not a fan of the show, but nonetheless...
 
theorellior
2008-07-30 10:37:15 PM  
He must not have had loud enough pipes.
 
skinink [OhFark]
2008-07-30 10:37:56 PM  
"Man hits bear on motorcycle" takes on a a whole different and homophobic tone if it had happened in Provincetown.
 
JonnyBGoode
2008-07-30 10:39:46 PM  
Was he holding a shark?

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southaustin
2008-07-30 10:40:00 PM  
Those bears can't be killed. They're covered by a grandfather claws.

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theorellior
2008-07-30 10:40:40 PM  

skinink: "Man hits bear on motorcycle" takes on a a whole different and homophobic tone if it had happened in Provincetown.


It would probably be phrased as "Man hits on motorcycle bear."
 
ungraceful ganesha
2008-07-30 10:43:31 PM  

i am the infidel: What was the name of his other leg?


I can't bear the suspense.
 
MadAzza
2008-07-30 10:48:41 PM  
I almost hit a bear in 1988 when I was riding my Yamaha FZX-700 through the woods near Duvall, Wash. He ran out in front of me and we both kind of freaked. He jumped out of the way, and right then my engine sputtered out. Fuel starvation. Of course it took me several seconds longer than usual to switch to the reserve tank. The bear was more scared than I was, though.

Oh, my God. That was 20 years ago. My second bike, too.

/runs off crying
//ow, my hip!
 
nmrsnr [TotalFark]
2008-07-30 10:51:29 PM  
Eddyatwork
i am the infidel: What was the name of his other leg?

Damn you!

Ok then, what was the name of his other other leg?
 
The Grinch
2008-07-30 10:53:55 PM  
The Rest Are Bait

This happened in Jersey not to long ago. We just need to have more hunting of these evil black bears. Shoot them all.

Hey, I remember that! Rt. 80 in Morris County, I wanna say it was Roxbury. Did that guy end up living?
 
kilgorn
2008-07-30 10:55:50 PM  
Always give the road to the bear
 
MakJeezus
2008-07-30 10:56:57 PM  
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Manbearpig approves
 
allegedman
2008-07-30 10:57:46 PM  
oh my god bear is driving car

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kyleaugustus
2008-07-30 10:59:13 PM  

MakJeezus: Manbearpig approves


Now that's nightmarishly creepy looking.
 
trapped-in-CH
2008-07-30 11:00:25 PM  
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ungraceful ganesha
2008-07-30 11:00:35 PM  

allegedman: oh my god bear is driving car


HOW CAN THAT BE!
 
JesseL
2008-07-30 11:06:27 PM  
In the man's defense, the bear was being kind of a dick.
 
Devo Cornholiosky
2008-07-30 11:20:52 PM  
We're here!
We're queer!
We don't want any more bears!
 
precia
2008-07-30 11:22:06 PM  
My dad punched a bear once, does that count?
 
tuinkabouter
2008-07-30 11:24:05 PM  

greywolf: the website page title has you beat, subby:

"Local Vermont News, Weather and Sports-Man hits bear on motorcycle".


HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Misplaced modifiers are awesome.
 
rackrent
2008-07-30 11:24:08 PM  
Yet another reminder that we all need to watch out for that moonwalking bear.
 
twotowner
2008-07-30 11:25:02 PM  
+1 for subby

my wife, a big fan of Mary Poppins, did not get a "wooden leg named smith" reference the other day...she was suitably ashamed.:)
 
dennysgod
2008-07-30 11:25:44 PM  
I get the punch line "what the name of the other leg" that was painfully obvious, I like that movie, but why did subby start the joke?
 
dennysgod
2008-07-30 11:27:24 PM  
Oh...nevermind, I re-read the headline. Running slow, time for bed.
 
trillium13
2008-07-30 11:28:51 PM  
Guy's lucky he's not dead. Not long ago a guy here died on his bike (well, off of it I suppose) after trying to avoid hitting a deer. Maybe he would have been better off just hitting it...?
 
bostonowns
2008-07-30 11:31:54 PM  
can we get an update on the bear's condition? the bear wasnt part of the local pd was he now?
 
dannyhavok
2008-07-30 11:43:47 PM  

theorellior: He must not have had loud enough pipes.


I lol'd. As a motorcycle rider who sees deer in the road all the time, this gives me a whole new thing to be paranoid about whilst riding the backroads.
 
Cosmic Crab
2008-07-30 11:54:15 PM  
Lucky it wasn't riding 2up.
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Kouvre
2008-07-31 12:05:46 AM  
spscriptorium.com

"Hi, kids. I'm TV's Patrick Duffy."
 
Greystoke
2008-07-31 12:14:36 AM  
Bear left! Bear left! Why didn't you turn right? I told you there was a bear to the left!
 
smokinfoo
2008-07-31 12:23:07 AM  
why was the bear on a motorcycle?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2008-07-31 12:32:18 AM  

smokinfoo: why was the bear on a motorcycle?


Because driving a Hummer is way too expensive these days! Honestly!
 
DandamanFL
2008-07-31 12:34:44 AM  

smokinfoo: why was the bear on a motorcycle?


His name was State of Maine.
 
jeremy attticus
2008-07-31 12:34:54 AM  

dennysgod: subby


Because the article headline had a misplaced modifier, which is the basis of the joke in Mary Poppins.
 
Thanks for the Meme-ries [OhFark]
2008-07-31 12:35:17 AM  
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NDP2 [BareFark] [OhFark]
2008-07-31 12:35:23 AM  
Was he on his way to shoot a moose in his pajamas?
 
CygnusDarius
2008-07-31 12:37:07 AM  
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I Eat Laser For Breakfast
2008-07-31 1:18:19 AM  
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AliasUndercover
2008-07-31 1:31:06 AM  
How he got in my pajamas I'll never know...
 
helpslipfark
2008-07-31 2:12:54 AM  
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Z1P2
2008-07-31 5:13:08 AM  
"There is no word on the condition of the bear."

Best evar!
 
Z1P2
2008-07-31 5:18:19 AM  
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Was just stopping by to check in on this thread.
 
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