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(AP)   Seven-year-old boy recovering after accidentally impaling his scrotum on a thin fence post   ( newsfinder.arinet.com) divider line
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2001-08-18 03:07:25 PM  
2001-08-18 03:11:26 PM  
That poor, poor, poor boy. My sympathy goes out to him.
2001-08-18 03:11:44 PM  
Mommy,I got a boo boo on my ballsack.
2001-08-18 03:17:46 PM  
that's enough to turn my stomach
2001-08-18 03:24:23 PM  
Ouch.. man, that can ruin the weekend.
2001-08-18 03:38:28 PM  

Lookie lookie! Balls on Hookie!!!!

I know a dude who accidentally got shot with a 30-30 and lost one nut. Now he doesn't bust nuts, just one nut.
2001-08-18 03:42:06 PM  
If i was a doctor i`d have no trouble dealing with car crash victims, but i doubt i could stitch up some little kids sack, fark that for a game of soldiers.
2001-08-18 03:45:59 PM  
Poor little girl.
2001-08-18 03:57:47 PM  
Flakeloaf, that is funny and sums it up perfect.
2001-08-18 04:17:29 PM  
Or, you might call it "wit", eh Dacat?
2001-08-18 04:25:57 PM  
So many jokes possible here, I don't even wanna start.
2001-08-18 04:32:39 PM  
Srotum, scrotum, hairy litle bag of skin
Scrotum, scrotum, thing you keep your testes in.
2001-08-18 04:39:57 PM  
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
2001-08-18 05:23:40 PM  
Just call it revenge for all of those thousands of time that guys got knocked in go-naders by little kids on America's Funniest Videos. :)
2001-08-18 06:11:24 PM  
2001-08-18 06:17:51 PM  
come on FLAKELOAF!! its just a little kid!!!

(still thats pretty funny)
2001-08-18 06:41:52 PM  
Being a guy myself, I can feel his pain. But if he keeps doing stupid stunts like that, the kid might become a Darwin Award winner later in life.
2001-08-18 06:52:32 PM  
We need an "ouch" tag. Anyone?
2001-08-18 07:05:34 PM  
"When they arrived, the child was on a couch with the post still attached to his body and extending several inches inside"

Get that image out of my head!!!!!
2001-08-18 08:06:53 PM  
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2001-08-18 10:08:45 PM  
Man, that had to have hurt. I'd think the poor little guy would have a phobia about fences for the rest of his life.
2001-08-18 10:17:12 PM  
Been there, done that.
2001-08-18 10:35:38 PM  
Ow, that would motherfarking hurt. I'm thinking we males should start a organization for the prevention of testicular impalement. We could call it RJB, Remember John Bobbit. We could fund genetic engineering to make the nutsack stronger.
2001-08-18 11:20:17 PM  
Injun, how 'bout just patenting a cast iron cock and ball sleeve? (sly grin)
2001-08-18 11:50:18 PM  
I live in San Antonio, TX, and one of the local radio shows had a call-in segment for weird injury stories about a year or more ago. This exact same thing had happened.

A young kid was trying to climb over a fence, but as he was going over the top, he slipped and fell. His nutsack caught one of the exposed tines on the fence, and he actually hung there, suspended only by his 'sack.

Amazing part was, the woman that called in was the person that saved the kid. She heard him screaming, saw what had happened, and just dove right in to help. This woman actually pried the kid's sack off the fence all by herself.

How's that for a story when you're older?

"Man, screw that, I got a handjob when I was only 10!"

2001-08-19 12:16:06 AM  
Injunandrew: er, get your mutilation stories right. Bobbitt got his pecker, not his nutsack, cut off. And that from a vengeful wife who decided to strike where she knew would get his attention. This spawned a lot of copycats (most of which did a better job of making sure that the removed part would NEVER function again, unlike JWB, who got his pecker reattached then made the pornstar circuit with his Frankencock.)

And, IMHO, he deserved it. JWB was an abusive husband, IIRC.
This kid would make a good poster child for the cause, though.
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