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(News.com.au)   "Octopus sex man" avoids jail because he has low self-esteem and the judge noted that he was self-concious about his teeth   (news.com.au) divider line
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2008-07-19 4:43:20 AM  
If only there were a James Bond movie I could humorously reference in connection to this guy.
 
2008-07-19 6:22:03 AM  
Was he from Detroit?
 
2008-07-19 7:11:06 AM  
Cephalopodophile?
 
2008-07-19 7:14:40 AM  
Note to Subby:

Was the "SICK" tag unavailable????
 
2008-07-19 7:14:47 AM  
FTA "..31,000 images and video files involving sexual acts with children, dogs, ponies, snakes, tigers and an octopus."

Wouldn't it be justified to give him some quality time with a tiger?

/Seriously, a snake?? How do you do that?
//No don't tell me.
 
2008-07-19 7:19:10 AM  
Tentacle porn FTW!
 
2008-07-19 7:22:00 AM  
He'd let us in, knows where we've been
In his octopus' garden in the shade
 
2008-07-19 7:25:31 AM  
Was it a giant octopus? That would probably make me self conscious too.
 
2008-07-19 7:27:35 AM  
LOL WUT?
 
2008-07-19 7:35:19 AM  
"... and an octopus."

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2008-07-19 7:36:30 AM  
Subtard obviously doesn't read fark too often. This is old news from a few weeks back.

/Perhaps a follow up tag would have sufficed at best.
//Tiger porn?
 
2008-07-19 7:40:14 AM  
GIS for "octopus sex man"

Link (bewbage)
 
2008-07-19 7:41:58 AM  
REading the charges in TFA, I must say that the octopus bit is the least disturbing of the charges. This is the equivalent of referring to Michael Jackson as "Bad Musician" when arraigning him for shenanigans at Neverland.
 
2008-07-19 7:42:05 AM  
The judge said McLagan had little, if any, interest in child pornography and that it was accessed while he was trawling for bestiality images.


Cop: How do you explain this child porn, pal?
McLagan: Oh, that? Um, I can explain... Wanna hear a funny story? So I was looking around for some pictures depicting sexual acts with animals, right? You know, dogs, ponies, snakes, tigers, octopi--the usual stuff--and I just stumbled across it.
Cop: Yeah, yeah, whatever, tell it to the judge. By the way, nice teeth...
 
2008-07-19 7:42:16 AM  
Flogging the donkey?
 
2008-07-19 7:46:29 AM  
This guy was put on the sex offender's registry for four years?

What for, so the local cephalapods could find out where he lives and avoid him?
 
2008-07-19 7:47:01 AM  
How, precisely, does one have sex with a tiger? I would imagine some form of tying up followed by running the hell away would be involved.
 
2008-07-19 7:49:27 AM  
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2008-07-19 7:51:43 AM  
Tellurianix

How, precisely, does one have sex with a tiger? I would imagine some form of tying up followed by running the hell away would be involved.

Google the term "furries"
Remember though. What has been seen, can not be un-seen.

/You have been warned.
//Wish someone woulda warned me.
 
2008-07-19 7:52:12 AM  
i wanna see this dude's teeth
 
2008-07-19 8:00:36 AM  
It's good to know that low self esteem is a legal defense.
 
2008-07-19 8:02:07 AM  
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2008-07-19 8:04:04 AM  
Tellurianix: How, precisely, does one have sex with a tiger? I would imagine some form of tying up followed by running the hell away would be involved.

the same way you have sex with a pitbull, very,very carefully
 
2008-07-19 8:04:26 AM  
Son of Thunder: Did I miss something? Did they make bestiality porn illegal over in Tasmania?

It's not the animal porn he's in trouble over, it's the kiddie porn that was mixed in there with it. The octopus porn thing just makes for a cooler headline ;)

And while bestiality is illegal in Tasmania, I'm pretty sure animal pr0n isn't.

/not that I'd know
 
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2008-07-19 8:07:32 AM  
The Daily Telegraph's headline is much better, "Octopus sex man gets off"
 
2008-07-19 8:11:28 AM  
WhatTheHellAreYouLookinAt: Tellurianix

How, precisely, does one have sex with a tiger? I would imagine some form of tying up followed by running the hell away would be involved.

Google the term "furries"
Remember though. What has been seen, can not be un-seen.

/You have been warned.
//Wish someone woulda warned me.


You're not kidding. There was a fark thread a couple of days ago with spider on woman photoshop action. Sure wish I could unsee that.

//And I thought the thread would just be scary spiders.
 
2008-07-19 8:12:58 AM  
Son of Thunder: Okay then.

BUT:

What if it was a pic of an underage octopus?


Polyp porn?
 
2008-07-19 8:14:31 AM  
All 31,000 of the images described can be found in a typical week on 4chan.

/I think I know the octopus one they are referring to.
//I was crawling through the internet's septic tank and found it.
///Think tubgirl, but with a tentacle fountain.
 
2008-07-19 8:18:16 AM  
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2008-07-19 8:36:38 AM  
Klund: FTA "..31,000 images and video files involving sexual acts with children, dogs, ponies, snakes, tigers and an octopus."

Wouldn't it be justified to give him some quality time with a tiger?

/Seriously, a snake?? How do you do that?
//No don't tell me.


Unfortunately, the Japanese eel sex video seems to have disappeared

/only wish I were kidding
//Japanese girls are still cute
 
2008-07-19 8:59:07 AM  
ciocia: You're not kidding. There was a fark thread a couple of days ago with spider on woman photoshop action. Sure wish I could unsee that.

That's not from the furries. It's an anti-AIDS/STD ad from France. There's another one with a guy screwing a scorpion. Though I'm sure there are a few people out there who find it hot. Sickos. Now zebra porn, that's the stuff.
 
2008-07-19 9:07:41 AM  
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Unimpressed
 
2008-07-19 9:09:51 AM  
Tellurianix: How, precisely, does one have sex with a tiger? I would imagine some form of tying up followed by running the hell away would be involved.

I said it in the previous thread about this guy, but I'll say it again here: I think I've seen the video in question. It wasn't actually people having sex with a tiger. Just a man an a woman farking in the same cage as a tiger (and I believe the tiger was on a leash). The tiger was just kind of looking at them with a "wtf" look on his face that would have made a great LOLtiger.

Now, if I'm wrong and this guy was watching a different video, then please email it to me for...um...research purposes.
 
2008-07-19 9:16:03 AM  
Justice David Porter said McLagan had a personality disorder that caused him to avoid interpersonal contact and gave him a pre-occupation with being criticised or rejected

This could describe you
 
2008-07-19 9:28:16 AM  
"Octopus sex man" avoids jail because he has low self-esteem....

Justice David Porter said McLagan had a personality disorder that caused him to avoid interpersonal contact and gave him a pre-occupation with being criticised or rejected


So what's his Fark name? Is it actually Octopus sex man?
 
2008-07-19 9:43:53 AM  
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2008-07-19 9:46:12 AM  
Thanks. Now I'm trying to picture how one would have sex with an octopus. It's like having a song stuck in your head that you only know some of the words to. Maybe this.... no. Oh I know, THIS... um, no. This? Nah! I guess this, well, I dunno... WTF?
This story needs pictures.
 
2008-07-19 9:46:25 AM  
just_dis_guy: Unfortunately, the Japanese eel sex video seems to have disappeared


The phrase "A buttload of eels" was surprisingly accurate.
 
2008-07-19 9:48:11 AM  
NSFW (new window)
 
2008-07-19 9:48:51 AM  
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2008-07-19 9:59:39 AM  
Didn't this guy have child porn on his computer? He actually got away with "I downloaded it accidentally" defense?
 
2008-07-19 10:01:51 AM  
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2008-07-19 10:03:08 AM  
just_dis_guy
OH!!! Now I see...
I need to be more careful about what I ask for...
 
2008-07-19 10:34:36 AM  
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2008-07-19 11:23:36 AM  
Sobrrr: just_dis_guy
OH!!! Now I see...
I need to be more careful about what I ask for...


I knew I shouldn't have.... but I did. And now I regret it.
 
2008-07-19 11:38:12 AM  
Nice work Cyborg.

/still laughing
 
2008-07-19 11:44:09 AM  
...then it gets weird
 
2008-07-19 12:17:34 PM  
Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?
 
2008-07-19 12:24:26 PM  
There's enough porn from Japan involving eels, octopi, and squid to spend the rest of your life watching it.
 
2008-07-19 12:30:52 PM  
Ghastly: Hey guys! What's going on in this thread?

TENTACOO WAPE!

/It had to be done.
 
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