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3271 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Aug 2001 at 8:34 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-17 08:36:28 AM  
Brother Love says, "Amen!"
2001-08-17 08:47:04 AM  
I found the law limiting the amount I can scream while I eat the most interesting
2001-08-17 08:47:21 AM  
Yawn. Need coffee.
2001-08-17 09:04:16 AM  
Can I get a Hallelujah and an Amen? Hilarious. I shall post this in both me kid's rooms.
2001-08-17 09:04:21 AM  
See, that's why Athiest is NOT a religion, it's just a bunch of people who lack beliefs, ridiculing those that do. They're merely spiritual trolls.
2001-08-17 09:11:33 AM  
An accusation of anti-Semitism is a given here, considering that what they are ridiculing is the core of Hebrew law. Wonder how many of them think that what ol' Adolf did was OK. Of course, come the Christmas season, this bunch will be skulking around, seeing what fun they can screw up by invoking a non-existant 1st Amendment phrase.
2001-08-17 09:17:21 AM  
Nazi? No. Irritating jackasses? yes.
2001-08-17 09:23:15 AM  
See, that's why hard-core religion is NOT a lifestyle, it's just a bunch of people who totally lack a sense of humor, whining about people who do.
2001-08-17 09:30:00 AM  
If you're dragging others down, pissing on ideals that mean so much to so many, it's not a "sense of humor"'s just being a prick. This is a page from the "Dice Man" humor book -- not meant to be funny...just meant to piss off as many as possible. The real "comedians" don't resort to that sort of crap.
2001-08-17 09:31:49 AM  
How can you say athiests lack beliefs. I just believe your belief system is horribly flawed. See, that's a belief. I believe when we die, we turn to dirt rather than magical flying angels. That's a belief. I believe that there is no magical diety controling and judging our actions. That's a belief.

I believe instant karma is gonna get you.
2001-08-17 09:45:52 AM  
"disprove" God?

Wouldn't that imply that god was already proven? Let's see you point to that scientific study.
2001-08-17 09:51:26 AM  

Lots of people call Christians close-minded, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, bigots. Not just athiests.

I assume you say fark them all too?

You essentially hate everybody that isn't a Christian. Typical Christian.
2001-08-17 09:54:26 AM  
Jeezus Gawd, do you people farking have to turn everything into a damned religious debate? The guy was trying to be funny and farking failed. Big deal. There's no goddamned coffee and I'm pissed.
2001-08-17 09:59:30 AM  
Pan out for the calvin peeing on ford sticker, rebel flag sticker, and jeebus is my co-pilot sticker.

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2001-08-17 10:12:08 AM  
Prove that leprichans, santa and the tooth fairy doesn't exist. HA! Thought so! You can't. And that's why I believe.
2001-08-17 10:19:48 AM  
For someone to say God does not exsist means they know everything about the universe, thus are omni-present and thus are God. Oh, well, that means you don't beleive in yourself?

I love humour and can laugh at almost any jokes but that website was tasteless. Why don't they just post shower and furnace joke from World War Two, since they are putting down that group to begin with.

Anyway, just posting a little note!
2001-08-17 10:21:43 AM  

Yes.. people from all walks of live describe christians that way. Do all non christians, obviously not, don't be stupid. Clearly a sampling of every non christian demographic does, just as a sampling of the athiest demographic does.

If a sampling of the athiest demographic saying these things is enough for you to hate them and say fark them, I assumed that the correlation held true for all other demographics. That is why I asked if you hated everyone.

2001-08-17 10:24:07 AM  
Well if you think about it Christ did die for our sins, but on the other hand, Christ didn't really "Die" so I mean it seems like a moot point.
2001-08-17 10:27:30 AM  
Why do you people put up articles about religion and beliefs about government, all it does is start a flame war every cotton-pickin time
2001-08-17 10:32:32 AM  
and my Mom can whip your Mom's ass so nah!
2001-08-17 10:32:55 AM  
{For someone to say God does not exsist means they know everything about the universe, thus are omni-present and thus are God. Oh, well, that means you don't beleive in yourself? ... Why don't they just post shower and furnace joke from World War Two, since they are putting down that group to begin with.}

Huh? Part, to claim an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent invisible being created the world 6000 years ago, then claim that another invisible, ALMOST all of the above "planted evidence" to mislead us into thinking the universe is 10^6 times older than that is just silly...
Part II...oh for cripes' sake...same thing I would tell the people who say I owe them money for OTHER people's ancestors enslaving their occurred, it was terrible, it should never happen again...NOW SHUT UP!
2001-08-17 10:37:10 AM  
this was retarded.

and stop fighting my children, ill come down again soon.
2001-08-17 10:39:14 AM  


It's just some guy trying to make house rules. Big deal. I thought it was funny..gee whiz, y'all used to have a sense of humor.
2001-08-17 10:40:17 AM  
Oh, yeah..if you all don't knock it off, -=rei=- will be in here soon.
you don't want that, do you?
2001-08-17 10:48:42 AM  
Uses The Force on forum

This is not the thread you were looking for.

You can go about your business.
2001-08-17 10:49:33 AM  
Mmmmmmmmm. Daily dose of statistics.
2001-08-17 10:51:12 AM  
Thegrue, don't make me throw links at you.
2001-08-17 10:56:33 AM  
Statistics: The choice of 73% of New Generations.
2001-08-17 10:56:34 AM  
You called?

Wow, its amazing how fast atheists started getting attacked. People, first off, you need to realize that to an atheist, you might as well tell them that you believe in the tooth fairy and the easter bunny, because that is what religion seems like. Different people will react in different ways to it; some people are the type that will tease you (just like some of you tease other people), some will just accept you and treat you normally, keeping their views that you're delusional to themselves.

BTW, while this page wasn't realistic, there are real biblical eating laws, and they are rather ridiculous. For example, everyone seems to know that homosexuality is an "abomination". But most don't know that eating shellfish is also an "abomination" (same word used). And you can't even touch a snake (or a woman who's having her period, for that matter, but that's a different story all together).

For all you "disprove god" people, I'll respond again in just a minute.
2001-08-17 10:58:33 AM  
For all you "disprove god" people, I'll respond again in just a minute.

Why?? Just let it go for once.
2001-08-17 10:59:58 AM  
2001-08-17 11:00:10 AM  
This website tried to be funny, but failed. If you are going to take pot shots at religion, atleast make it sound intelligent, not like some teenager wrote it.
2001-08-17 11:00:58 AM  
Hmm, picture didn't post. Wonder if this is a new filter, or not... one more try.
2001-08-17 11:01:23 AM  
well it was suppose to be
2001-08-17 11:02:47 AM  
lol..the force..
2001-08-17 11:03:45 AM  
I'm think I'm going to become a Reignostic.

(I, like 47% of Farkers, do not believe in Rei.)
2001-08-17 11:05:42 AM  
To exist and function normally, we do not have to disprove everything - we *cannot* disprove everything. There could be a herd of invisible pink unicorns running past you this very instant. Do you even consider this possibility? Of course not. The probability of it being true is just too low to give it any credence. If you believed in everything you couldn't disprove, you'd be getting some invisible pink grass for the unicorns, being careful not to move too quickly or the trolls will eat you, but not too slowly or the little demon at your heels will cut your achilles tendon... etc. A person just cannot function believing in things that are just unrealistic.

To an atheist, the concept of God - especially the christian god - is just completely unrealistic and improbable. Thus, it gets discredited. Its a simple as that, its just a part of everyday functioning. There could be a sourceror that will exhile you to a plane of dispair when you die if you don't believe in him - but does that mean you should believe in him? Of course not, its a preposterous concept. To an atheist, so is God. Especially your god.
2001-08-17 11:07:04 AM  
I not only believe in Rei...I wish I could 'convert' her to the church of Wulf....rowr....

2001-08-17 11:07:24 AM  
Anybody feel a breeze in here?
2001-08-17 11:09:49 AM  
I propose we fight the Dark Side. We must make massive off-topic posts.

My the walls are vertical today.
2001-08-17 11:10:33 AM  
So what's everybody getting for lunch?
2001-08-17 11:11:09 AM  
Just thought I would throw in my two cents. First, it's atheist, not athiest. Which literally mean "Without god(s)"

Second to the person who said "prove god doesn't exist" Well you can't, you cannot prove a negative, you're the one making the claim of a god existing, the burden of proof lies on you my friend.

Third, most atheists do not hate Christians, of course some do. Most say you can believe whatever you want just don't shove it down my throat(a la Jack Chick). The reason Christianity is attacked by atheists is because we are surrounded by it and every day it threatens to invade our lifestyle despite the separation of church and state. Many christians feel the need to spread "The Truth" Well you know what? It bugs the shiat out of atheists. If we lived a country where the majority of people practiced Islam, then atheists would attack Islam.

Also I didn't see any anti-Semitism on this site, I would appreciate if you would point it out to me.
2001-08-17 11:11:25 AM  
Kenh I'm going to Friday's ..haven't figured out what I want, though
2001-08-17 11:11:27 AM  
I had sushi for dinner. I'm thinking a big greasy hamburger for lunch today.
2001-08-17 11:12:16 AM  
mmmmm....hamburger..that thought did cross my mind..I had chinese yesterday.
2001-08-17 11:13:35 AM  
I have to agree with Hisey on this one, oh my philisophical FARKing bretheren. The gent who made that page took a stab at humor and wound up slaughtering it. It wasn't by any means a laugh riot, but it was by no means the tinder for a religious debate. In fact, this more along the lines of simple Biblical farce. You don't have to be ANY religion to poke fun at King James terminology and syntax. It's just one of those things, like that bad Italian accent everyone affects when they do their 'Godfather' impression. It's not funny, but it doesn't mean you have to debate the existance of the Godfather!
2001-08-17 11:13:41 AM  
Yoda, if you are going to correct all the spelling on fark, you will have a busy day, you nit-picky little shiat head.
2001-08-17 11:13:49 AM  
Tripper: Suzy? Suzy's my girlfriend!

(Bet you can't guess what movie that's from.)
2001-08-17 11:15:03 AM  
mmm. lunch. mange mange mange
2001-08-17 11:15:57 AM  
No restaurants (even small local ones with lots of grease) in my town :(
I'll probably go down to the local grocer(sp?) and have a Roast Beef Sandwich with all the veggie fixins, cheddar cheese, and spicy mustard with a side of Madhouse Munchies chips. Yum.
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