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(SeattlePI)   The most patriotic moran you will ever meet. Evar   (seattlepi.nwsource.com) divider line
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2008-07-05 09:41:37 AM  
Patriotic or not, anybody with a face tattoo fails at life.
 
2008-07-05 09:58:55 AM  
i think he is going a bit far to prove a point. cant he just wear a lapel pin or something?
 
2008-07-05 10:00:31 AM  
Well, at least it wasn't done in China.
 
2008-07-05 10:14:09 AM  
lucyfer:i think he is going a bit far to prove a point. cant he just wear a lapel pin or something?

I shudder to think what he would do with a lapel pin.
 
2008-07-05 10:24:26 AM  
this needs a img1.fark.net tag...

/requesting FAIL tag plz
 
2008-07-05 10:30:24 AM  
nekom:Patriotic or not, anybody with a face tattoo fails at life.

Still... you've got to love this guy...
 
2008-07-05 10:53:02 AM  
If I'm reading the article right, he was (but isn't anymore) an illegal immigrant.

How funny would it be if he got deported?
 
2008-07-05 11:14:47 AM  
Sir Roderick Glossop:Still... you've got to love this guy...

Well, perhaps in the way you'd have to love any carnival sideshow freak.
 
2008-07-05 11:15:29 AM  
I'll bet he was a big hit yesterday.
 
2008-07-05 11:24:53 AM  
To share his love of country, he first painted his house red and white, and later added a blue-shingle roof. Streamers and little flags are everywhere.

I'm betting he doesn't live in a community governed by an HOA.
 
2008-07-05 11:26:06 AM  
Cublet:this needs a tag...

/requesting FAIL tag plz


It will be the most overused tag in the history of Fark. The Fark headline line-up will be a sight of failure tags for all the eyes to see.
 
2008-07-05 12:32:01 PM  
[image from marvel.com too old to be available]

"Gimme a red."
 
2008-07-05 12:44:11 PM  
At least you can see the stupid from far away.
 
2008-07-05 12:45:06 PM  
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/Not Impressed
 
2008-07-05 12:45:42 PM  
He's from Everett so I'm not surprised.
 
2008-07-05 12:45:44 PM  
The star field should always be placed in the upper left corner when displaying an American flag.
 
2008-07-05 12:46:01 PM  
I read that as the most pathetic man...

oops.
 
2008-07-05 12:46:32 PM  
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/deeds not words
//megaforce
 
2008-07-05 12:46:37 PM  
Gabacho90034:The star field should always be placed in the upper left corner when displaying an American flag.

But it'll look proper when he looks at himself in the mirror.
 
2008-07-05 12:48:40 PM  
I guess you libs will say he's sh*t faced
 
2008-07-05 12:49:09 PM  
So thalidomide is still strong and kickin?

/sorry
//too soon?
 
2008-07-05 12:49:14 PM  
Flag burning, anyone?
 
2008-07-05 12:49:54 PM  
"He grew up poor in an island hut on Tonga, where they see the sunrise before the rest of the world."

Jeff Switzer, having given up on his dream of being a mathematician after failing to grasp the concept 'sphere', tries hand at journalism. The past continues to haunt him.
 
2008-07-05 12:50:05 PM  
What is it with people these days?
 
OZZ
2008-07-05 12:50:19 PM  
He seems quite typical of the Americans I have met in my life.
 
2008-07-05 12:50:22 PM  
I clicked on the story expecting the guy to be a complete douche, and he actually came off alright. I wouldn't do something that stupid to my face, but to each his own.
 
2008-07-05 12:51:53 PM  
for shame guys...

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Part of me wants to call this guy crazy, the other part wonders what would happen if i was somehow swept from a dirt hut into the awesomness that is America. It'd be like an Alien taking me to some awesome future city where working is illegal and only the women went naked, because the weather was always 78 degrees
 
2008-07-05 12:52:07 PM  
Gabacho90034:The star field should always be placed in the upper left corner when displaying an American flag.

This, but:

Doomed:But it'll look proper when he looks at himself in the mirror.

Then this.
 
2008-07-05 12:52:17 PM  
Moranic, yet somehow touching. I gotta respect this man's heartfelt naif patriotism.

/not much of a patriot, me
//left of liberal
 
2008-07-05 12:52:20 PM  
FTA: "Who cares? America is the best country in the world! America is like a police officer, stepping in to make others shake hands. We don't sit down and watch people die. America steps in there to help."

Uh...yeah. Several million people in Sudan and Rwanda would like to have a word with you. Well, they would if they were still alive anyway.
 
2008-07-05 12:53:59 PM  
Is "moron" another word you can't say on Fark? How about "imbecile" and "idiot". Or "normal" or "genius". A newspaper website censors the use of the word "monkey". I can't think why.

Where is George Carlin now that we really need him?

Fark, what is the list of words you can't say on Fark? And why is there one?



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2008-07-05 12:54:33 PM  
"We don't sit down and watch people die. America steps in there to help."

Dumbass.

I'm all stabbed in my face and I think this is unacceptable.
/because of the reason he did it
//not against face tattoos
///against judging people based on aesthetics
 
2008-07-05 12:54:50 PM  
OZZ:He seems quite typical of the Americans I have met in my life.

Yes we all look like that...it is true. I also see you are from Norway so please tell me why all Norweigans always look like this...
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2008-07-05 12:54:58 PM  
But can he get on a plane with the words... 'Land of the Free'.

/More shoe sniffers needed at your local airport.
//Are shoe perverts classified as disabled?
 
2008-07-05 12:55:40 PM  
the flags rules state that the canton - the field of stars, should be over his right eye.
 
2008-07-05 12:56:09 PM  
rjkline:I guess you libs will say he's sh*t faced

I'm sooooo tempted to shove a rhetorical fist down your throat, but this is so obviously a troll I'll pass. Get a brain, moran.
 
2008-07-05 12:57:39 PM  
In America, you're allowed to be a complete fool at the top of your lungs without having to worry about being arrested for it. That's why this country is so GREAT.
 
2008-07-05 12:58:09 PM  
Do the people of Tonga practice tribal or ritual tattooing? The Maori would tattoo themselves with records of past deeds or mistakes, as a living historical record. Maybe he's adapting this to a new continent.
 
2008-07-05 12:58:34 PM  
Gabacho90034:The star field should always be placed in the upper left corner when displaying an American flag.

And a few more rules and regulations.Link (new window)
 
2008-07-05 01:00:54 PM  
Well I guess they'll have to cremate him then, and it is illegal for him to do a faceplant with that Flag on it...
 
2008-07-05 01:01:30 PM  
The most patriotic moran you will ever meet. Evar


I DNRTFA yet.

Is this about Bush?
 
2008-07-05 01:01:34 PM  
This guys a Commie!

Real patriots get their entire body covered with a tattoo of Captain America's uniform.
 
2008-07-05 01:01:55 PM  
On his spine is a familiar yellow ribbon: "Support Our Troops."
He recently wrote President Bush, thanking him for his economic stimulus check.


wow... this dude is nuts
 
2008-07-05 01:02:42 PM  
he should get a job at fox news, with all the other "great patriots"
 
2008-07-05 01:02:52 PM  
He's gonna have to change that "land of the free" part soon.
 
2008-07-05 01:03:31 PM  
OMG he started as an illegal immigrant, someone get him deported stat!
 
2008-07-05 01:04:33 PM  
I really don't like tats much but at least there is a purpose to his, it's not like a chinese language tramp stamp.
 
2008-07-05 01:06:17 PM  
Hey I live in Everett! :D
 
2008-07-05 01:06:38 PM  
OZZ: - He seems quite typical of the Americans I have met in my life.

Wow. Who knew that all of the Americans with farking flag tats on their face got a group discount to take trips to Norway?

Idiot.
 
2008-07-05 01:08:58 PM  
Am I the only who's first thought was that he had it tattooed on backwards?

The canton goes to the speakers right.
 
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