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2002-12-03 09:40:39 AM  
Well thank God Marijuana's illegal.
2002-12-03 12:46:40 PM  
What a misleading headline; it says Santa faces booze charge. Well, anyone reading the damn article would see it was a Santa impersonator!
2002-12-03 01:12:13 PM  
i'm a booze charger!
2002-12-03 01:12:21 PM  
Schweeet. 3rd poster!
2002-12-03 01:12:36 PM  
....that he was drinking Natural Lite beer and "trying to bring smiles to people's faces,"

Should've picked a better beer if he really wanted to spread holiday cheer.
2002-12-03 01:12:59 PM  
Ho Ho Ho Ho..

whats under your tree.. a 6 pack of empty beer cans eh?
was it from an IU Student?

The Bus Driver..
2002-12-03 01:13:44 PM  
Yep, it's
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His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
2002-12-03 01:14:39 PM  
So does he have to put coal in his own stocking?
2002-12-03 01:15:11 PM  
[image from snltranscripts.jt.org too old to be available]
Belushi as Santa brings back memories...
2002-12-03 01:16:53 PM  
Santa... liquor. Liquor... santa. Santa Liquor!
2002-12-03 01:20:54 PM  
No wonder Santa didn't drink the milk!
2002-12-03 01:22:51 PM  
Can't be him... Santa's dead.

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2002-12-03 01:23:34 PM  
What the article doesn't say is that Roudolph was caught in the alley with beer cans hanging from his antlers, his nose blinking on and off erratically.
2002-12-03 01:35:30 PM  
" According to charging documents, police said Pierce smelled of alcohol and was holding a large plastic cup, which he said contained water. "

American beer .... same difference.
2002-12-03 01:40:56 PM  
Christmas, Christmas, every day is Christmas
When you drink, Santa Liquor
Merry Christmas, Very Merry Christmas
So grab a bottle and pour!
2002-12-03 02:29:40 PM  
I would love to see a drunk Santa Claus sneaking into peoples houses a month early. That would be farking hilarious.
2002-12-03 02:34:53 PM  
Sober Santa game. Kinda tough, once he's had a bit to drink. :)
2002-12-03 05:18:06 PM  
A mansh gotta do SHOMTHIN to keep warm!
2002-12-03 05:34:37 PM  
Meanwhile, I heard Mrs. Claus was nabbed for hooking and Rudolph got busted for showing what else he can make glow.
2002-12-03 06:56:27 PM  
Santa should shoot smack. Yep, it's Christmastime again. (nsfw)
2002-12-03 09:25:42 PM  
Woo hoo! Delmarva made FARK! I'm so proud, why oh why does it have to be for such a lame story...

Other exciting facts about Delmarva:
More chickens than people
World's largest Wal*Mart
Officially the most boring place on Earth to live
2002-12-03 10:38:22 PM  
Believing that the man needed assistance, the officer stopped his vehicle, police said.

uh.... yeah right.
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