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(ABC Action News)   Home for sale includes new wife. For $500K, the carpet better match the drapes   (newsnet5.com) divider line
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2008-06-26 3:11:34 PM  
Damn, three for the price of one!
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2008-06-26 3:18:33 PM  
Judging by her pose in those pics she's either chronically constipated or is very worried the camera will make her boobs disappear.
 
2008-06-26 3:19:51 PM  
I don't think that lady has drapes
 
2008-06-26 3:26:03 PM  
the two daughter are hot, might make the whole thing worthwhile.
/seat for one please
 
2008-06-26 3:54:12 PM  
"If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet send in your application right now."

Every fairy tale begins with, "Once upon an Ebay Auction"
 
2008-06-26 3:55:12 PM  
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GAH!!!! what is wrong with her daughter's face?
 
2008-06-26 4:12:10 PM  
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2008-06-26 5:09:18 PM  
I'd put a lien on it.
 
2008-06-26 7:10:32 PM  
absoluteparanoia: I'd put a lien on it.

Thread over!
 
2008-06-26 7:11:04 PM  
absoluteparanoia: I'd put a lien on it.

Thread. Over.
 
2008-06-26 7:11:17 PM  
For $500K?? Forget carpet, the wife better have tile flooring and the house better have a kegerator.
 
2008-06-26 7:11:29 PM  
oh god she is one of "those" parents. bebe really?what are you 15?


/in real estate..shocking I tell you, shocking!
 
2008-06-26 7:12:14 PM  
Hell no. When I buy a house it's BYOB.

/bimbo
 
OMO
2008-06-26 7:12:35 PM  
Florida white trashy FTW
 
2008-06-26 7:13:11 PM  
I'll take the daughter in the pink tank top and white jacket.

/hopefully she's 18
 
2008-06-26 7:13:15 PM  
does it cost more for the house without the skank?
 
2008-06-26 7:13:24 PM  
I have to say...that's an interesting new way to find a date on the internet.

Not that I'd try it. Or encourage anyone else to.

And I'm laughing hysterically at the fact that none of them look real. They look like wax figures in that picture.
 
2008-06-26 7:13:25 PM  
alonzinator: GAH!!!! what is wrong with her daughter's face?

she looks like her mother?
 
2008-06-26 7:13:26 PM  
so she gets 500 thousand up front and when she divorces you, she can get half the house. Good plan.
 
2008-06-26 7:13:49 PM  
Buyer beware: she has hardwood floors.

That's a man, man!
 
2008-06-26 7:14:25 PM  
Well, at least she's not a fixer-upper.
 
2008-06-26 7:14:27 PM  
Sheena: I have to say...that's an interesting new way to find a date on the internet.

Not that I'd try it. Or encourage anyone else to.

And I'm laughing hysterically at the fact that none of them look real. They look like wax figures in that picture.


plastic surgery and botox can do that to a person
 
2008-06-26 7:15:22 PM  
Is this her sister?

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2008-06-26 7:16:14 PM  
Hey, wasn't she on Wifeswap?
 
2008-06-26 7:16:26 PM  
Half a mil to get married? Trust me boys, it ain't worth it. There's a REASON she hasn't snagged a new victim in 8 years.
 
2008-06-26 7:18:13 PM  
"....said the spider to the fly."
 
2008-06-26 7:19:46 PM  
There is a disturbing trend on Fark where Farkers come out of the woodwork in any thread related to a woman, just to state how ugly she is. Recent examples include Kristen Dunst and Sarah Jessica Parker. I can understand not being attracted to certain women, but why would you take time out of your day just to post publicly about how you would NOT engage in sexual activity with a given woman, as if you were being solicited by said woman, or indeed anyone?

OK, that said, I have perused the photo of this woman and her daughters, and I can unequivocally say GAAAAAHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
 
2008-06-26 7:19:49 PM  
blueswoman: alonzinator: GAH!!!! what is wrong with her daughter's face?

she looks like her mother?


ROFL! I was thinking something along the lines of.... the mother got a 2-for-1 special "deal" at the plastic surgeon? (Mother kinda looks like Cher in that pic, which is nightmarish to say the least)
 
2008-06-26 7:19:54 PM  
"How much for the women?! Sell me your children!"

/we're puttin' the band back together
 
2008-06-26 7:20:32 PM  
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She was a whooore.
 
2008-06-26 7:20:38 PM  
Shankula
Well, at least she's not a fixer-upper.

It looks like she was renovated around 2002.
 
2008-06-26 7:20:47 PM  
Buy the house, leave the biatches (but have fun with the girl in white jacket first before dumping her).
 
2008-06-26 7:21:43 PM  
Calvin Coolidge: I'll take the daughter in the pink tank top and white jacket.

/hopefully she's 18


Who gives a shiat?
 
2008-06-26 7:22:06 PM  
With drapes like that, I'm sure her carpet is long gone, replaced by heavily trodden, worn-out and worm-eaten floorboards.
 
2008-06-26 7:22:18 PM  
DAnthrope: Half a mil to get married? Trust me boys, it ain't worth it. There's a REASON she hasn't snagged a new victim in 8 years.

With the way the housing prices are here in Portland, that would be like getting the wife for free.
 
2008-06-26 7:23:45 PM  
Shankula: DAnthrope: Half a mil to get married? Trust me boys, it ain't worth it. There's a REASON she hasn't snagged a new victim in 8 years.

With the way the housing prices are here in Portland, that would be like getting the wife for free.


Are you implying that Portland, OR is immune from the crisis?
 
2008-06-26 7:23:56 PM  
Isn't this technically prostitution? If it is you could find a far more attractive hooker for half mil, and she'll leave when you're done with her.

/zing?
 
2008-06-26 7:24:53 PM  
Where is the attention whore pic?
 
2008-06-26 7:25:09 PM  
MonkeyAngst: There is a disturbing trend on Fark where Farkers come out of the woodwork in any thread related to a woman, just to state how ugly she is. Recent examples include Kristen Dunst and Sarah Jessica Parker. I can understand not being attracted to certain women, but why would you take time out of your day just to post publicly about how you would NOT engage in sexual activity with a given woman, as if you were being solicited by said woman, or indeed anyone?

OK, that said, I have perused the photo of this woman and her daughters, and I can unequivocally say GAAAAAHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!


You stop this silliness right now. She can't be as bad as you sa....OH NO, SOMEBODY SHOOT IT SHOOT IT SHOOT IT!!!!!
 
2008-06-26 7:27:27 PM  
"I wouldn't fark her with a stolen d*ck!"

/ahh, the memories...
 
2008-06-26 7:27:47 PM  
dammit_beavis: Where is the attention whore pic?

In the article. You should click on the link and see.
 
2008-06-26 7:28:06 PM  
harpo787: "I wouldn't fark her with a stolen d*ck!"

/ahh, the memories...


Carlin quotes FTW.
 
2008-06-26 7:29:03 PM  
Shankula: DAnthrope: Half a mil to get married? Trust me boys, it ain't worth it. There's a REASON she hasn't snagged a new victim in 8 years.

With the way the housing prices are here in Portland, that would be like getting the wife for free.


The house, another half mil, AND the daughters, trust me it still ain't worth it.

Do you know why men married more than 2 years die before their wives 98% of the time?

/Because they WANT to.
 
2008-06-26 7:29:16 PM  
TFA: Her eBay auction ends July 2 and asks for a starting bid of 99 cents with a shipping cost of $500,000.

Sounds like the shipping is padded a bit, there....
 
2008-06-26 7:30:38 PM  
MonkeyAngst: There is a disturbing trend on Fark where farkers come out of the woodwork in any thread related to a woman, just to state how ugly she is. Recent examples include Kristen Dunst and Sarah Jessica Parker. I can understand not being attracted to certain women, but why would you take time out of your day just to post publicly about how you would NOT engage in sexual activity with a given woman, as if you were being solicited by said woman, or indeed anyone?

OK, that said, I have perused the photo of this woman and her daughters, and I can unequivocally say GAAAAAHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!


Check out the thread from earlier today about the new batman movie review. It boggles the mind how anyone can have standards that high.
 
2008-06-26 7:31:35 PM  
I'd hit it. From the price and the way she poses I'm guessing she's experienced at being a "trophy wife". And by "trophy wife" I mean she knows she has to take it in the @$$.

Dunno about the younger daughter. She might have self-esteem sharp knees and thusly spurn my perverse advances be way below my standards.
 
2008-06-26 7:32:21 PM  
botoxicated!
 
2008-06-26 7:32:51 PM  
$0.99 for the house and $500,000 for shipping? Is there a legal loophole that I am missing, which allows you to buy the house and waive the shipping? Some fark legal expert tell me how this can work where we buy the home for $0.99.
 
2008-06-26 7:32:52 PM  
simpsonfan: DAnthrope: There's a REASON she hasn't snagged a new victim in 8 years.

THIS. House looks okay, but would probably be worth more WITHOUT her included.


Just ask yourself (if you're sober, and I ain't)... how bad would a woman have to be to not be able to snag a man when she likely makes decent bank and has a house worth a half mil?

I'm trying like hell not to think about it, because I know the answer and I think I've dated it.

/Once dated a model who owned her own house and a thriving business. Took me a few months but I realized WHY she was still single and why her babydaddy disappeared. I'm still in therapy over that one.
 
2008-06-26 7:34:16 PM  
The whole place smells like... desperation.
 
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