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cazman
2008-06-14 9:22:00 PM  
Thanks Dad.....for everything. RIP
 
strangeguitar
2008-06-14 9:23:48 PM  
Why do I look like the mailman instead of you.
 
Ron Paul Revere
2008-06-14 9:26:44 PM  
I'm glad you're dead and you deserve to rot in hell you child-molesting piece of shiat. You were nothing but a source of money and could never live up to what life and I expected of you. I'm glad you're gone so I can move on.
 
elvisaintdead [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-06-14 9:28:53 PM  
cazman: Thanks Dad.....for everything. RIP

this.
so very damn much.
 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-06-14 9:30:04 PM  
cazman: Thanks Dad.....for everything. RIP

I'd add in "wish I could have gotten to know you better." Otherwise, yeah.
 
Wanebo [TotalFark]
2008-06-14 9:30:10 PM  
BBQ is on at noon tomorrow. Don't be late.

/He's not answering his cellphone.
 
tequila party
2008-06-14 9:30:22 PM  
I would continue to say nothing to him.
 
vincentpriceisdead
2008-06-14 9:31:30 PM  
I talked to him earlier.. I said "Hi Daddy, send money."
 
kteela
2008-06-14 9:31:39 PM  
Ron Paul Revere: I'm glad you're dead and you deserve to rot in hell you child-molesting piece of shiat. You were nothing but a source of money and could never live up to what life and I expected of you. I'm glad you're gone so I can move on.

I wish it were that simple.
 
ScubaDude1960
2008-06-14 9:32:28 PM  
EABOD, dad. I should've blown you away when I was young enough to not be tried as an adult.
 
H_is_for_Heretic
2008-06-14 9:32:43 PM  
Because of you, it wasn't until I was 15 that I realized the vast majority of porn does not involve enemas.


/not joking at all
 
Gunny Highway
2008-06-14 9:32:52 PM  
God damn I am surprised these US Open announcers can do their jobs with Tigers dick in all their throats. At the same time.

Happy Fathers Day to all the fathers out there.
 
Hankrearden
2008-06-14 9:34:01 PM  
Asshole...but I wish we could have talked just once more, and seen your grand daughter once before you died...
 
tonkin
2008-06-14 9:34:04 PM  
Thanks for busting your ass to make sure I had it better than you did.
 
Ron Paul Revere
2008-06-14 9:34:20 PM  
kteela: I wish it were that simple.

Me too.
 
LandStander
2008-06-14 9:34:43 PM  
Should have kept some medicine in the downstairs bathroom.

/they should have sent a poet
 
dmegin [TotalFark]
2008-06-14 9:36:38 PM  
cazman: Thanks Dad.....for everything. RIP

This covers it, my bio dad died when I was 3 and my "dad" that raised me from 4 on passed 5 yrs ago.
 
R.A.Danny
2008-06-14 9:36:47 PM  
Hi dad, I love you! Say Hi to everyone at the bar.
 
Flan
2008-06-14 9:37:31 PM  
Yes, I'm terribly excited about A-Rod's stats this season. Please tell me more.

BBQ at 1:00 PM tomorrow.

Happy Father's Day to everyone who's a dad, or ever had a dad or dad-figure in their lives.
 
generalDisdain [TotalFark]
2008-06-14 9:37:51 PM  
Miss you terribly.
Thank you for the best parts of me.
Sorry I failed.
 
AntiNorm
2008-06-14 9:38:01 PM  
"Happy Father's Day"

/will be calling his father tonight, will be saying those exact words
 
vdantev
2008-06-14 9:38:32 PM  
F*ck you, asshole.
 
pnthergrl
2008-06-14 9:39:00 PM  
There's a lot I would like to tell him, but the last time I tried (15 years ago or so) he turned it all back on me. So I guess I would say, "You were the adult, not me. I've lived without a Dad for more than 20 years now because of decisions you made and that's all on you." And leave it at that.


/ Been in contact with him since, but he still doesn't get it.
//Spending Father's Day with my mom.
 
TheCharmerUnderMe
2008-06-14 9:41:42 PM  
So THAT'S what you look like.
 
TheDumbBlonde
2008-06-14 9:43:23 PM  
Love you, Daddy. Hope you're partying in Heaven.
 
atomic-age
2008-06-14 9:44:06 PM  
generalDisdain: Miss you terribly.
Thank you for the best parts of me.
Sorry I failed.

Pretty much this.
 
jghiloni
2008-06-14 9:44:41 PM  
thanks for raising me to realize that not only is it not always about me, it's almost never about me. too bad more dads don't do that.
 
LandStander
2008-06-14 9:45:21 PM  
Kids In The Hall - Father Issues

Drunk at a wedding (new window)
 
Sarah Jessica Farker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-06-14 9:46:48 PM  
cazman: Thanks Dad.....for everything. RIP

this, and I love you.
 
katzrc
2008-06-14 9:47:41 PM  
generalDisdain: Miss you terribly.
Thank you for the best parts of me.
Sorry I failed.

Yup.

/dad died when I was 14
 
xtex
2008-06-14 9:48:12 PM  
Ron Paul Revere: I'm glad you're dead and you deserve to rot in hell you child-molesting piece of shiat. You were nothing but a source of money and could never live up to what life and I expected of you. I'm glad you're gone so I can move on.

That just about sums up what I'd say, too.
 
JPJ007
2008-06-14 9:51:44 PM  
"Happy Father's Day. Here's a couple seasons of Barney Miller. Now stop watching every crappy old Western you can possibly find multiple times."
 
Psychotropic
2008-06-14 9:52:06 PM  
You were a good man. I didn't understand that when I was young. I wish we could have gotten along better and I'm sorry for all the trouble I caused.

R.I.P. Dad 1913-1994
 
flucto [TotalFark]
2008-06-14 9:57:48 PM  
"How'd you get this number? Don't call again."
 
GoodScout
2008-06-14 10:00:26 PM  
A day doesn't go by that I don't think about you for at least a moment. Wish I had a chance for one more phone call, or one more conversation over the kitchen table.
 
Chastain86
2008-06-14 10:08:30 PM  
We could probably have a decent conversation if just once, for a fleeting moment, you ever admitted that you sucked as a dad 90% of the time. You neglectful, racist, opportunistic prick.

But by all means, keep playing the role of the strong, silent type. I have lived the past 15 years without your "guidance", such as it is... and I continue to be a better dad than you ever were simply by being present in my child's life. You provided a perfect template for the ways not to behave as a parent, so I guess I should thank you for that at least. Rest assured, it will be the only thanks you shall ever get from me.
 
Laz Long
2008-06-14 10:11:50 PM  
You were right, but I had to find out for myself.
 
spontn80 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-06-14 10:15:16 PM  
I said it in the song.

Lyrics (new window)
 
dameron [TotalFark]
2008-06-14 10:17:34 PM  
Building a still in the prison kitchen was genius, but ultimately counterproductive.
 
generalDisdain [TotalFark]
2008-06-14 10:20:43 PM  
dameron: Building a still in the prison kitchen was genius, but ultimately counterproductive.

farking funny as hell! I am stealing this. :)

//so many applications, so little time.
///end threadjack: Love you Dad. You have 26 Grandchildren, btw.
 
flip_flop
2008-06-14 10:22:21 PM  
My biological father died when I was 18 months old by a drunk driver. 30 years later my mom met a guy and we became best friends. I introduced him as my father. He died 5 years ago (Prostate cancer). His ashes are on my mom's shelf. When she dies she wants me to pour into Otter Creek together.

/RIP mi amigo...Goodbye
 
cazman
2008-06-14 10:25:14 PM  
Laz Long: You were right, but I had to find out for myself.

How true, so very true.
 
number8
2008-06-14 10:36:33 PM  
Love ya dad... but until you admit how you have repeatedly ignored and marginalized your children in favor of your new wife, stepson and stepdaughter, you will continue to wonder why your three children all choose to spend as little time as possible with you.

(still taking him out to dinner though)
(my sister will be there, though it was like pulling teeth)
(my brother won't, and I don't exactly blame him)
 
RocketRod [TotalFark]
2008-06-14 10:41:29 PM  
You did well, Dad. And I miss you.
 
jimpoz
2008-06-14 10:48:42 PM  
"It's Father's Day today, so to all you fathers out there, Happy Birthday."
 
BearToy
2008-06-14 10:50:22 PM  
Dad, you're a good person but you should have never ever had kids. I know that little Kansas farm girl was a cutie and you married her even though she had to drop out of high school to have me back in 1962. But you didn't make a very good father. Mom talked about how, even as a toddler I would do things like intentionally spill the tall fizzy glass of Pepsi and ice you had there by your side while watching the news after work.... just to get you to pay attention to me. Even if though I knew it would mean a spanking, at least you momentarily noticed I was alive.

But that is all behind us now.
Thanks for everything,
Happy Father's Day Dad!

All my love
 
Stays Crunchy in Milk
2008-06-14 10:50:56 PM  
"You're the man I strive to be like. You're my hero."
I can still say that, and I have. I'm glad I did.
 
DarkJohnson
2008-06-14 10:52:50 PM  
Happy Father's day
[image from kevino.best.vwh.net too old to be available]
You have never left me, not for one minute.

Oh and give Tim the grand tour, he deserves it.
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-06-14 10:52:52 PM  
Miss you, Dad.

\RIP SJC 9/23/1950-11/20/2003
 
GourmetAnarchy
2008-06-14 11:05:18 PM  
I would say nothing. However, I would stab with an upward hilt.
 
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