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2008-06-13 10:18:45 PM  
Taste the rainbow?
 
2008-06-14 1:59:41 AM  
Oh c'mon you guys see penises everywh...

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2008-06-14 1:59:50 AM  
I don't see it.

Florida?
 
2008-06-14 2:04:23 AM  
Okay, where can I purchase these?
 
2008-06-14 2:05:06 AM  
I was afraid to click on the link on the same page "Baby's bonus back penis"

/shudder
//also lovely jellies :)
 
2008-06-14 2:07:10 AM  
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There you go....
 
2008-06-14 2:07:38 AM  
Louis CK unavailable for comment.
 
2008-06-14 2:13:15 AM  
they should be bigger
 
2008-06-14 2:16:52 AM  
This gives the phrase "Eat a bag of dicks" new meaning.
 
2008-06-14 2:19:04 AM  
Single White Male: This gives the phrase "Eat a bag of dicks" new meaning.

Now we just need someone to build a wall out of these.
/Also, wtf back penis.
 
2008-06-14 2:23:30 AM  
Single White Male: This gives the phrase "Eat a bag of dicks" new meaning.

You sir owe me a new keyboard!
 
2008-06-14 2:25:44 AM  
I think if some guy's ball sack was that lumpy, he'd need to see the doctor...

Not to mention if his foreskin was that inflamed and bulbous... Sorry, but that just doesn't look healthy.

It shouldn't be green, either. ;)
 
2008-06-14 2:25:51 AM  
They need nougat.
 
2008-06-14 2:27:25 AM  
Do they come in chocolate?


/wide open ....
 
2008-06-14 2:31:14 AM  
+1 I lol'd

/finally comparison to something that boosts my self esteem
//no not rly
 
2008-06-14 2:31:28 AM  
Must be the Lance Armstrong edition.

/too soon?
 
2008-06-14 2:32:05 AM  
O lawd, I think I just done saw sum dongs.
 
2008-06-14 2:39:41 AM  
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2008-06-14 2:40:32 AM  
Yep, that looks like someone's malnourished junk.

Who the hell thinks that lighthouses sounds like a tasty treat anyway?
 
2008-06-14 2:41:37 AM  
Mordis: +1 I lol'd

/finally comparison to something that boosts my self esteem
//no not rly


Oh, so it's smaller.
 
2008-06-14 2:45:49 AM  
kzp7: Yep, that looks like someone's malnourished junk.

Who the hell thinks that lighthouses sounds like a tasty treat anyway?


Salty sea captains?

/salty...like semen
 
2008-06-14 2:53:58 AM  
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2008-06-14 3:02:19 AM  
You know, I bet someone in an office somewhere insisted they add the island/sack so it wouldn't look like a penis- like the logo does. Oh well, guess they'll be kicking themselves now. Also, yeah, who needs to sell gummi lighthouses anyway?

To those of you mentioning the baby with the extra penis in his back, go ahead and click. It may not be NSFW, but as far as lunch is concerned, you're OK, the zoom isn't terribly close. It's another embedded twin thing (that has to suck, knowing that you had a brother, and he was just a dick).
 
2008-06-14 3:04:27 AM  
notbubbaholy :

LOL I just finished watching that.

/if that had been the end, I would have become very very bitter.
 
2008-06-14 3:35:10 AM  
zephyrkate: You know, I bet someone in an office somewhere insisted they add the island/sack so it wouldn't look like a penis- like the logo does. Oh well, guess they'll be kicking themselves now. Also, yeah, who needs to sell gummi lighthouses anyway?

To those of you mentioning the baby with the extra penis in his back, go ahead and click. It may not be NSFW, but as far as lunch is concerned, you're OK, the zoom isn't terribly close. It's another embedded twin thing (that has to suck, knowing that you had a brother, and he was just a dick).


oh cool....just had to check first...sounded extreme!
 
2008-06-14 3:54:01 AM  
I didn't submit this with a funnier headline, but I could have. I figured since I saw it at work that it must be old news.

I have to say that we had great fun with this at work. It was like a safe for work "first look at gootse" game. We were giggling like school girls. It was great!
 
2008-06-14 4:28:52 AM  
The Badass Nun: Oh, so it's smaller.

Don't make me send you mail.

/It's a small file attachement.
 
2008-06-14 4:55:19 AM  
Mordis: /It's a small file attachement.

How small? Will it fit into a 5.5 or 3-inch floppy disk?
 
2008-06-14 5:03:42 AM  
helioquake: Mordis: /It's a small file attachement.

How small? Will it fit into a 5.5 or 3-inch floppy disk?


I tend to use flash memory.
 
2008-06-14 5:51:08 AM  
penis
 
2008-06-14 6:11:11 AM  
I tried submitting this with a better headline (and different URL) two days ago and was informed someone else had submitted it and it was never listed. Pfaugh.
 
2008-06-14 7:28:06 AM  
Their next venture will be a gummi version of the San Onofre nuclear power plant. (pops)
 
2008-06-14 7:49:09 AM  
zephyrkate:
To those of you mentioning the baby with the extra penis in his back, go ahead and click. It may not be NSFW, but as far as lunch is concerned, you're OK, the zoom isn't terribly close. It's another embedded twin thing (that has to suck, knowing that you had a brother, and he was just a dick).



dude, do you know how much it burns when you laugh soda through your nose?!?!
 
2008-06-14 8:52:35 AM  
Clever headline opportunity missed...

Should have been:

MMMmmm lighthouse gummies. Penis.
 
2008-06-14 9:04:03 AM  
http://www.bacheloretteparties.com/bigboycakand.html (NOT SAFE FOR WORK - pops)

Why go for the teeny weenies when you can go jumbo size-queen?
 
2008-06-14 10:02:59 AM  
Gridlock: Why go for the teeny weenies when you can go jumbo size-queen?

Who you calling "Queen"?
 
2008-06-14 11:24:32 AM  
I suspect they made them to be male equipage and are marketing them as "lighthouses" in order to get away with it.

/orders ten bags
//nom nom nom nom nom
 
2008-06-14 11:29:00 AM  
Mordis: helioquake: Mordis: /It's a small file attachement.

How small? Will it fit into a 5.5 or 3-inch floppy disk?

I tend to use flash memory.


A quickie, then?
 
2008-06-14 6:02:57 PM  
"Baby's bonus back penis"

If it was a girl with an extra 'gina she would be able to grow up, get married, and start having a bit on the side...
 
2008-06-14 10:50:56 PM  
I totally want some of those!

I'm going back to see if there's a link to order.

/there's a cute guy at work who always wants some of my candy
//they may help lure him into my web
 
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