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(The Sun)   Letting your 5-year-old daughter give you a tattoo is wrong on so many levels. What kind of a parent--a skull and crossbones? Cool   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2008-06-12 6:30:29 PM  
Is this her dad?

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2008-06-12 9:31:53 PM  
I've always wanted to hear the story behind that "Mr. CooL ICE" dude.
 
2008-06-12 9:32:52 PM  
Awesome. Here come the "tattoos suck"/"tattoos rock" people.


/grabs popcorn
//has two tats
 
2008-06-12 9:33:52 PM  
Hannibal222: I've always wanted to hear the story behind that "Mr. CooL ICE" dude.

In a nutshell, he's what the Brits call a "wanker". Someone else might have the longer version.
 
2008-06-12 9:34:37 PM  
Tattoos are cool only if you get something that no one else has. Like Mr. Cool Ice, for example.
 
2008-06-12 9:34:41 PM  
But, but....

What about child labor laws?

/j/k, sounds pretty cool
 
2008-06-12 9:35:44 PM  
Hannibal222: I've always wanted to hear the story behind that "Mr. CooL ICE" dude.

Do you speak German?

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=8189
 
2008-06-12 9:35:57 PM  
FTA: "Emilie etched the detailed picture of a bumble bee surrounded by a laurel crown on dad Dave's forearm at a tattoo parlour.

She chose the design herself because 'Bumble Bee' is her dad's nickname for her."


Skull and Crossbones is tough.
Bumblebee among laurels...not so much.

/-1 subby
//still think it's a pretty cool idea
 
2008-06-12 9:36:26 PM  
That was interesting but another article linked from there was weird. Chinese baby born with penis growing on his back (new window)

There's even a picture.
 
2008-06-12 9:36:36 PM  
Kid flashing the horns?

Doing a badass tattoo?

Damn... She's going to own a Chopper by the age of 16 and probably break a lot of hearts, legs and possibly penises.
 
2008-06-12 9:36:59 PM  
hopefully she stayed inside the lines...
 
2008-06-12 9:37:45 PM  
Hey, she can't possibly be any worse than several of those so-called "artists" out there.

/has tattoos, no regrets
 
2008-06-12 9:37:53 PM  
tatoos are not for me, but I have to admit this is kinda cool. Good father-daughter bonding.
 
2008-06-12 9:37:53 PM  
kunibob: Hannibal222: I've always wanted to hear the story behind that "Mr. CooL ICE" dude.

Do you speak German?

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=8189


I do, but the video is 10 minutes long. and won't load. *sigh*
 
2008-06-12 9:38:00 PM  
vlakorados

Awesome. Here come the "tattoos suck"/"tattoos rock" people.

Tattoos rock, those Mr. CooL ICE tattoos suck.
 
2008-06-12 9:38:55 PM  
FunkOut: That was interesting but another article linked from there was weird. Chinese baby born with penis growing on his back (new window)

There's even a picture.


Wow. That's something.
 
2008-06-12 9:39:10 PM  
As someone who got their first tattoo today, I feel as though I'm totally unqualified to comment.

However, I keep up on the body mod scene.

Over the past year or so, I've read about 5 or 6 kids under the age of 10 who have tattooed a parent.

And I think the parents are stupid for doing it and letting their kid do it.

Again, totally unqualified to comment.

Thank you.
 
2008-06-12 9:39:17 PM  
Here's Mr. Cool Ice's NSFW Myspace

Link
 
2008-06-12 9:41:34 PM  
FunkOut
That was interesting but another article linked from there was weird. Chinese baby born with penis growing on his


Old and busted: Hornier than a two peckered billy goat.
New and improved: I'm hornier than a two peckered Chinanman.


/And now back to the tat/no tat program now in progress.
 
2008-06-12 9:42:15 PM  
Letting your 5-year-old daughter give you a tattoo is wrong on so many levels.

Really ? I think you can do more damage with a gun than with a tattoo gun, and I was under five when I first fired a rifle. 'Course, I am now a serial killer.

El_Swino: In a nutshell, he's what the Brits call a "wanker"

I concur.

/Brit
 
2008-06-12 9:42:30 PM  
vlakorados: Awesome. Here come the "tattoos suck"/"tattoos rock" people.


/grabs popcorn
//has two tats


You have 2 tattoos? When are you getting your next one? It's been my observation that people either get 1 tattoo or many. No one I know has ever stopped at 2.

/Have 3 myself: Rose over left breast, tiger on back of neck, & The Fool from a Rider-Waite deck on my left ankle.
//One more & I'm done: Munin & Hugin on my right shoulderblade.
 
2008-06-12 9:43:51 PM  
I just got my second tattoo done today (by a qualified adult) so I'm getting a kick out of this story.

/seriously, 5?
//wtf, would not allow
 
2008-06-12 9:43:53 PM  
If bikers can do it...
 
2008-06-12 9:44:22 PM  
Redwing: Is this her dad?

That's gonna be my Halloween costume this year. Nobody steal my idea.
 
2008-06-12 9:45:44 PM  
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2008-06-12 9:47:05 PM  
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2008-06-12 9:47:47 PM  
Mr. Cool Ice is gonna look hilarious in 20 years, when he has a big ol' beer gut!
 
2008-06-12 9:48:00 PM  
FunkOut: That was interesting but another article linked from there was weird. Chinese baby born with penis growing on his back (new window)

There's even a picture.


So, does a picture of a back penis count as kiddie porn?
 
2008-06-12 9:48:21 PM  
FunkOut: That was interesting but another article linked from there was weird. Chinese baby born with penis growing on his back

Man, I'd be so pissed if I found out my parents had a penis removed from my back when I was too young to object.

That would totally make reach arounds easier.
 
2008-06-12 9:50:27 PM  
i belive i found mr. cool ice ..
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/ my brother actually
// slashies
 
2008-06-12 9:50:38 PM  
Hannibal222: I've always wanted to hear the story behind that "Mr. CooL ICE" dude.

Well, we know he's a big fan of symmetry.
 
2008-06-12 9:51:06 PM  
brigid_fitch: You have 2 tattoos? When are you getting your next one? It's been my observation that people either get 1 tattoo or many. No one I know has ever stopped at 2.

As soon as I get the cash together I'll be getting #3. And you're right, just two feels... it feels 'off'. I need another.

I'm impressed the kid stayed within the lines. I understand those things are kinda heavy.
 
2008-06-12 9:51:13 PM  
xlbrooklyn: tatoos are not for me, but I have to admit this is kinda cool. Good father-daughter bonding.

Just wait until she graduates to piercing.

'nuff said.
 
2008-06-12 9:52:57 PM  
exit: FunkOut: That was interesting but another article linked from there was weird. Chinese baby born with penis growing on his back

Man, I'd be so pissed if I found out my parents had a penis removed from my back when I was too young to object.

That would totally make reach arounds easier.


I was thinking threesomes.

Wouldn't want to roll over at night, that could be painful.
 
2008-06-12 9:53:34 PM  
Vertoule: Kid flashing the horns?

Doing a badass tattoo?

Damn... She's going to own a Chopper by the age of 16 and probably break a lot of hearts, legs and possibly penises.


If the pattern of real world vs fantasy disappointments stays true, she will own the chopper, she will break a lot of penises.... but she will also be 300 lbs and a butch lesbian.

Not trying to burst your bubble, just preparing you for the shock.
 
2008-06-12 9:54:11 PM  
ohyourgod: i belive i found mr. cool ice ..


/ my brother actually
// slashies


Meth maybe?
 
2008-06-12 9:55:04 PM  
FunkOut: That was interesting but another article linked from there was weird. Chinese baby born with penis growing on his back (new window)

There's even a picture.


Child porn?

/Just thinking.
 
2008-06-12 9:57:11 PM  
I don't have any tattoos. I've never wanted them, and I probably never will. However, if my daughter had any aptitude at this, I'd probably want to be the first person she inked -- just because there'd be a cool story behind it.

To be perfectly honest, though, the wife and I are pushing her more toward ballet.
 
2008-06-12 9:57:28 PM  
Frosted Flake: exit: FunkOut: That was interesting but another article linked from there was weird. Chinese baby born with penis growing on his back

Man, I'd be so pissed if I found out my parents had a penis removed from my back when I was too young to object.

That would totally make reach arounds easier.

I was thinking threesomes.


Wouldn't want to roll over at night, that could be painful.

You wouldn't be able to when having a wet dream.
You would rock back & forth like a metronome.
 
2008-06-12 9:58:16 PM  
walnuts55:

Meth maybe?


it's a helluva drug ..
 
jph
2008-06-12 9:58:32 PM  
For Halloween, I'm going to put a barcode temporary tattoo on my 1-year old daughter.
 
2008-06-12 10:04:53 PM  
Was this greenlit so we could all be amused by the sheer stupidity of the headline?

Here's something I think is "wrong on so many levels," since that's the topic:

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That would be my image of subby, on the right, thinking the other guy is rude and in poor taste.
 
2008-06-12 10:10:00 PM  
FunkOut: That was interesting but another article linked from there was weird. Chinese baby born with penis growing on his back (new window)

There's even a picture.


If that kid grows up gay he's gonna be pissed they cut it off. Could've had one guy give him oral and anal at the same time.
 
2008-06-12 10:14:16 PM  
Most tattoos really really suck and I have nothing nice to say about them.

Some tattoos are hot!

Today at Walmart I saw a guy with "Mom" tattooed on his arm. I don't know if he was trying to be funny or what, but I was disgusted.

I saw him later riding a little scooter thing. YEAH.
 
2008-06-12 10:20:50 PM  
I'd let her tattoo pedo bear on my dick.

/kidding
//really
 
2008-06-12 10:25:45 PM  
Driver: Frosted Flake: exit: FunkOut: That was interesting but another article linked from there was weird. Chinese baby born with penis growing on his back

Man, I'd be so pissed if I found out my parents had a penis removed from my back when I was too young to object.

That would totally make reach arounds easier.

I was thinking threesomes.

Wouldn't want to roll over at night, that could be painful.

You wouldn't be able to when having a wet dream.
You would rock back & forth like a metronome.


I hate saying LOL, but dammit, LOL!
 
Ral
2008-06-12 10:32:26 PM  
aevert: Here's Mr. Cool Ice's NSFW Myspace

Link


That guy read a book on how to draw skulls and then didn't kill his tattoo artist for the shiatty job he did on the skull tattoos?

I mean, that tattoo job is lame enough as it is, but the bones are drawn all wrong.
 
2008-06-12 11:04:11 PM  
Atypical Person Reading Fark: Was this greenlit so we could all be amused by the sheer stupidity of the headline?

Here's something I think is "wrong on so many levels," since that's the topic:

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That would be my image of subby, on the right, thinking the other guy is rude and in poor taste.


I think maybe you missed the joke Subby was making.
 
2008-06-12 11:06:31 PM  
Atypical Person Reading Fark: Was this greenlit so we could all be amused by the sheer stupidity of the headline?

Am I the only one who's noticed that the louder folks biatch about headlines, the fewer greenlights you see in their profiles?

I never see 40Below in here griping about stupid headlines....
 
2008-06-12 11:07:55 PM  
"This is a video of the infamous Thomas Steinberger aka Mr. Cool Ice aka 'the guy with the worst tattoos in the history of mankind'. Master resell rights. Translation needed to understand. Translation not needed to burst out in laughter."

THIS (new window)
 
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