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(Some Guy)   The eight places where you probably lost your virginity. That would be location, not anatomical area   (holytaco.com) divider line
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2008-06-12 1:26:22 PM  
How can people lose their virginity in 8 different places?

/forgetfulness?
 
2008-06-12 1:31:53 PM  
hoots_toot_ochaye: How can people lose their virginity in 8 different places?

This is what I did. It makes the ladies feel more specialer.
 
2008-06-12 1:39:54 PM  
I, like every other tf'er, look forward to the day that happens.
 
2008-06-12 1:46:25 PM  
In the butt, Bob.
 
2008-06-12 1:54:59 PM  
Nope x 8. The beach. In retrospect, probably not the best place.
 
2008-06-12 1:57:42 PM  
What about "older and therefore has ready moved out on her own" 's bed"?

/aww yeah
//best 45 seconds ever
 
2008-06-12 2:11:10 PM  
6. HOTEL AFTER PROM

Close, but not quite. Room at Motel 6, during overnight high school field trip.
 
2008-06-12 2:13:05 PM  
Sorry.

#9 - While getting up one morning, I stumbled and fell on a jelly donut.
 
2008-06-12 2:14:46 PM  
'76 Honda Civic?
 
2008-06-12 2:20:05 PM  
#10 - the express line at Safeway.

/don't ask.
 
2008-06-12 2:20:19 PM  
I lost it once, but found it again. Turns out it was right where I left it...in my pants.
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2008-06-12 2:31:08 PM  
In the front seat of my fathers 1974 Lincoln Mark IV parked in font of my parents house. Her Chevy Luv pick up truck was to small so we moved to the comfort of the Lincoln.

Sad day when my father sold that car.

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2008-06-12 2:33:08 PM  
LaExpat: In the butt, Bob.

In the back of a Volkswagen?
 
2008-06-12 2:35:59 PM  
I didn't see "projection room of the local 1-screen theater" on the list, sorry.
 
2008-06-12 2:36:17 PM  
A waterbed. It was the 80s.
 
2008-06-12 2:37:01 PM  
I didn't know there even were eight places on the human body to lose one's virginity..
 
2008-06-12 2:40:44 PM  
I lost mine in 8 seconds.

1. EUROPE

Is that what The Final Countdown was about?
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2008-06-12 2:42:54 PM  
Chariset: I didn't know there even were eight places on the human body to lose one's virginity..

That depends on how creative you are. (.Y.)
 
2008-06-12 2:45:29 PM  
CDP: Chariset: I didn't know there even were eight places on the human body to lose one's virginity..

That depends on how creative you are. (.Y.)


Well, maybe for women. But men really only have the one.

Well, two.

Maybe three....
 
2008-06-12 2:49:51 PM  
on a rock in the woods, with some dirty old neighbor spying on us.
 
2008-06-12 2:52:53 PM  
Adman12: A waterbed. It was the 80s.

Seconded.
 
2008-06-12 2:53:58 PM  
9. BICYCLE

HOW IT WENT DOWN FROM HER PERSPECTIVE: Just needed to switch to the banana seat.
 
2008-06-12 2:56:34 PM  
"I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom"
 
2008-06-12 3:01:20 PM  
Zxaranthium: Adman12: A waterbed. It was the 80s.

Seconded.


Thirded, why did we think those were good ideas?
 
2008-06-12 3:03:00 PM  
Europe. But that's a rather broad location don't you think?

Double teamed a leggy blond German prostitute in Amsterdam. The other guy was my best friend at the time.
 
2008-06-12 3:03:40 PM  
Tiny Dorm Bed in Tiny Dorm Room.
 
2008-06-12 3:10:14 PM  
My bedroom, lame I know
 
2008-06-12 3:11:15 PM  
Hotel, week before my birthday in December.
 
2008-06-12 3:18:10 PM  
For me, it's "none of the above".

It was in the boyfriend's bedroom in his apartment. I was 18, and he was 28.
 
2008-06-12 3:18:15 PM  
Has anyone said "graveyard" yet?

...

What!?
 
2008-06-12 3:21:04 PM  
AARP convention. Hawt.

/tent
 
2008-06-12 3:24:03 PM  
I'm sorry, but no frat bathroom I've ever seen looked that good.
 
2008-06-12 3:24:54 PM  
Surprisingly, most hospital recovery rooms are not that well monitored.

/ just saying
 
2008-06-12 3:25:19 PM  
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2008-06-12 3:29:17 PM  
Bed. Regular, boring ol' bed. Not in a frat hose, not in a basement. In my GF's room.

But the second time was in a van down by the river.
 
2008-06-12 3:31:40 PM  
I hope you people are all married to the person you gave your flower to, you filthy whores.
 
2008-06-12 3:32:24 PM  
what_now: I hope you people are all married to the person you gave your flower to, you filthy whores.

Tried, but she seemed to think your dad would be really upset.
 
2008-06-12 3:37:27 PM  
None of the above. I'm such a rebel.
 
2008-06-12 3:43:02 PM  
CDP: In the front seat of my fathers 1974 Lincoln Mark IV parked in font of my parents house. Her Chevy Luv pick up truck was to small so we moved to the comfort of the Lincoln.

Sad day when my father sold that car.


Christ, you could have a daisy chain in there.
 
2008-06-12 3:48:37 PM  
what_now: I hope you people are all married to the person you gave your flower to, you filthy whores.

I asked her to marry me, but she blew me off. That said, she didn't say no either. Of course she was dead before I met her, so...

/setting the bar very low
//runs away
 
2008-06-12 3:48:59 PM  
Polartank13: CDP: In the front seat of my fathers 1974 Lincoln Mark IV parked in font of my parents house. Her Chevy Luv pick up truck was to small so we moved to the comfort of the Lincoln.

Sad day when my father sold that car.

Christ, you could have a daisy chain in there.


Is that anything like Amtrak aka The Train.
 
2008-06-12 3:49:10 PM  
I didn't lose mine. I know where I left it. I just didn't want it anymore.
 
2008-06-12 3:56:54 PM  
benlonghair: Nope x 8. The beach. In retrospect, probably not the best place.

I'm surprised it happened at all.

From your profile: "WoW addict (although it's getting better). I play a Hunter on Medivh alliance side. Currently 2/5, 0/9 MH/BT."

/kidding
 
2008-06-12 4:10:05 PM  
In my own bed after plying her out of her clothes playing cheating at strip gin rummy and loosening her up with Seagram's 7.


/should've been a waterbed
//it was the '80s
 
2008-06-12 4:14:04 PM  
what_now: I hope you people are all married to the person you gave your flower to, you filthy whores.

Yes I am.
 
2008-06-12 4:39:07 PM  
submitter: The eight places that you probably lost your virginity

I lost mine in twelve places.
 
2008-06-12 4:39:18 PM  
No one else was outside in the woods?

Ahh..memories..

At least she didn't give me anything permanent...
 
2008-06-12 4:45:50 PM  
In a cheap motel next to a racetrack in Pasadena, baby.
 
2008-06-12 5:02:09 PM  
1. Europe, check 2. trip with my parents, nope 3. with a prostitute, nope

Well, hopefully I'll have better luck next time.
 
2008-06-12 5:02:36 PM  
Earguy: submitter: The eight places that you probably lost your virginity

I lost mine in twelve places.


You must have been sore the next day.
 
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