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(Some Guy)   Sandwich Rehab Hospital Cuts Jobs." No condiment from hospital spokesperson. Patients reassigned to Mayo Clinic   (capecodonline.com) divider line
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2939 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 May 2008 at 7:04 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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knbber2
2008-05-19 3:24:59 PM  
nicely done

*golf clap*
 
SushiJoe
2008-05-19 3:26:39 PM  
+1
 
BillCo
2008-05-19 3:30:41 PM  
SushiJoe: +1

Ditto
 
ozone
2008-05-19 3:48:17 PM  
Good jorb.
 
ExJerseyGirl
2008-05-19 4:06:06 PM  
already green lit, but still a +1
 
Hank Rearden
2008-05-19 4:32:14 PM  
eh, B+
 
Axiomatic
2008-05-19 5:02:08 PM  
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Alpaca your submission in the A+ column.
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2008-05-19 7:07:29 PM  
Baloney.
 
phlegmmo [TotalFark]
2008-05-19 7:08:57 PM  
That being said, good jorb, subby.
 
Linto
2008-05-19 7:11:39 PM  
diagonal or long-ways?
 
AnnoyingKidNextDoor
2008-05-19 7:11:46 PM  
You forgot to put in the first quotation mark subby. Way to go you moron.

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Seriously, you failed harder than SuperDeluxe did.
 
Client No. 9
2008-05-19 7:12:07 PM  
They couldn't cut the mustard eh?
 
nicoffeine
2008-05-19 7:12:32 PM  
Pickle.
 
Gunny Highway
2008-05-19 7:12:53 PM  
They will reuben the day they closed that hospital.
 
Rodeodoc
2008-05-19 7:13:08 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Seriously, you failed harder than SuperDeluxe did.

Wow, someones vagina in in pain.

Good one, subby.
 
skinink [OhFark]
2008-05-19 7:13:10 PM  
One look at the budget, and management knew it wouldn't cut the mustard.


Who cuts mustard?
 
T-Luv
2008-05-19 7:13:47 PM  
I can see being addicted to sandwiches. I have myself one of these daily.

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ukiah
2008-05-19 7:15:09 PM  
All this headline did was make me hungry.
 
tuna fingers
2008-05-19 7:16:06 PM  
Those are some cold cuts.

And the page is actually named:

Sandwich rehab hospital cuts jobsbsb
 
Selfabortion
2008-05-19 7:17:43 PM  
Those poor people are in a hell of a pickle, i hope they can ketchup some day. I think it's a big load of horseradish, personally, but maybe after this dip, they'll find a nice quiet ranch to live on. Sphincter.
 
billybobtoo
2008-05-19 7:18:47 PM  
i'm relishing this thread
 
JonBuck
2008-05-19 7:19:25 PM  
Give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo.
 
troppo gonzo
2008-05-19 7:20:23 PM  
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dahmers love zombie
2008-05-19 7:23:16 PM  
JonBuck: Give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo.

Jayzuz. 22 comments before an Airplane reference? Falling down on the job we are.
 
EnjoyTheFacts
2008-05-19 7:24:00 PM  
tuna fingers: Those are some cold cuts.


:groan: Nicely done.
 
Barnalby
2008-05-19 7:27:57 PM  
I'm amazed that RHCI has to cut jobs due to decreasing patient volume while all these disgusting nursing/rehabs are filled to the brim with patients.

/Seriously, RHCI is one of the nicest rehab facilities in MA
//would add a good food pun
///but I's got plenty o' nuttin
 
Stomponfoot
2008-05-19 7:31:37 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: You forgot to put in the first quotation mark subby. Way to go you moron.

Seriously, you failed harder than SuperDeluxe did.

ur stuped. stfu kthnxxxxx
 
FriarReb98 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-05-19 7:43:13 PM  
Sandwich jokes. Here on the South Coast, it's the kind of joke you learn in fifth or sixth grade....

\right up there with mispronouncing Hyannis
\and Athol
 
Manfred J. Hattan
2008-05-19 7:44:30 PM  
Lot of rye comments in this thread.
 
PetePuma
2008-05-19 7:47:52 PM  
dahmers love zombie: JonBuck: Give me Ham on five, hold the Mayo.

Jayzuz. 22 comments before an Airplane reference? Falling down on the job we are.

I came in here late to say this.

/I also just want to say good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
Fluff Girl
2008-05-19 7:48:11 PM  
+1 Subbway
 
4NSpy
2008-05-19 7:49:35 PM  
I'd make a sandwich pun but I'm not part of the Club.
 
sirrerun
2008-05-19 7:55:43 PM  
Calling Dr. Hoagie, Dr. Reuben, Dr. Hoagie.
 
squidloe
2008-05-19 7:56:31 PM  
FriarReb98: Sandwich jokes. Here on the South Coast, it's the kind of joke you learn in fifth or sixth grade....

\right up there with mispronouncing Hyannis
\and Athol

You gotta pass Ayer before you get to Athol.
 
Fluff Girl
2008-05-19 7:57:26 PM  
Why no Fark user image tag?
 
MemoryInMotion
2008-05-19 7:57:46 PM  
A rehab hospital having trouble on Cape Cod? Don't the Kennedys still live there?
 
jbrooks544
2008-05-19 8:01:39 PM  
My wife spoke with the director recently. People can't sell their houses as easily any more. They would usually be cashing out, buying a condo and having elective surgery - thus needing this nice place. Basically, you have a slight impact on an upscale facility because people won't have as much liquid assets for 6 months or a year. This is a well-off area.
 
danar75
2008-05-19 8:09:18 PM  
Mmmm, sandwich...

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Benyofang
2008-05-19 8:15:21 PM  
4NSpy: I'd make a sandwich pun but I'm not part of the Club.

You like alfalfa sprouts, don't you.
 
bingethinker [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-05-19 8:29:33 PM  
Are they trimming the fat, or the crusts?

/yes, that was a cutting remark
 
vudukungfu [TotalFark]
2008-05-19 8:36:53 PM  
Olive you all with this to ponder.
Lettuce hope we may recover and
Beet the carrots into Tomater.
 
onemanarmy80
2008-05-19 8:36:58 PM  
Fluff Girl: heroWhy no tag?

That would be gyro tag.
 
skillett
2008-05-19 8:50:28 PM  
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mreuther
2008-05-19 8:56:27 PM  
Lettuce remember those who lost their celery due to this radish action.
 
Domoarigato
2008-05-19 8:59:58 PM  
That's just bad.


Any way you slice it.
 
zulius
2008-05-19 9:00:11 PM  
I live across the street from the Mayo Clinic in Scottsdale, so I'm really getting a kick outta these replies.
 
surely
2008-05-19 9:09:19 PM  
dahmers love zombie: Jayzuz. 22 comments before an Airplane reference? Falling down on the job we are.

You can't be serious.
Oh, wait. Somebody is supposed to set me up for that line.

*waiting...*
 
JonnyBGoode
2008-05-19 9:20:53 PM  
The sub is a hero for making that rye headline.
/grinder
 
Domoarigato
2008-05-19 9:25:31 PM  
surely: dahmers love zombie: Jayzuz. 22 comments before an Airplane reference? Falling down on the job we are.

You can't be serious.
Oh, wait. Somebody is supposed to set me up for that line.

*waiting...*

Surely you can't be serious!
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2008-05-19 9:32:26 PM  
Domoarigato: surely: dahmers love zombie: Jayzuz. 22 comments before an Airplane reference? Falling down on the job we are.

You can't be serious.
Oh, wait. Somebody is supposed to set me up for that line.

*waiting...*

Surely you can't be serious!

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!
 
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