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2008-05-16 10:42:06 PM  
I've paid top dollar to get a "stern talking to" from women dressed as Catholic schoolgirls. All he had to do was speed?
Lucky.
 
2008-05-16 10:44:46 PM  
I'd hit it
 
2008-05-16 10:51:26 PM  
Father Riley's a fairy ... but it don't bother Mary
 
2008-05-16 11:03:31 PM  
tomWright: I'd hit it

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2008-05-17 2:36:35 AM  
I'd race through her speed trap.
 
2008-05-17 2:36:58 AM  
Just have a seat

/Right over there
 
2008-05-17 2:42:00 AM  
Uhm, boobs? Gosh, I, uhmm. Jesus, I get confused with the uhh. Hells yeah? Something about arrest, or uh what?
 
2008-05-17 2:43:41 AM  
i'm pretty sure that the whole farking religion was created just to make girls look good in those uniforms.
 
2008-05-17 2:45:59 AM  
I just want to know who the person was the opted for the ticket. haha
 
2008-05-17 2:47:51 AM  
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approve.
 
2008-05-17 2:48:51 AM  
Google Maps tells me Oshawa is 7 hours 45 minutes away. I'll bet I can do it in 6.
 
2008-05-17 2:51:38 AM  
FTFA: The idea was the brainchild of Durham officer Keith Richards, whose experience as a traffic safety co-ordinator in Clarington four years ago rock star told him speeding tickets don't work groupies dressed as catholic shoolgirls are hawt.

/FTFThem
 
2008-05-17 2:51:47 AM  
FTA:The idea was the brainchild of Durham officer Keith Richards

well, that explains it.
 
2008-05-17 2:58:56 AM  
It's a (speed) trap!!!
 
2008-05-17 2:59:29 AM  
If that was the punishment here, I would be one speeding mammy jammy.
 
2008-05-17 3:03:40 AM  
Giggity.

/went to Catholic school
 
2008-05-17 3:09:03 AM  
Giggity.

/also went to Catholic school.
 
2008-05-17 3:22:28 AM  
jenniferwillow: Giggity.

/also went to Catholic school.


Don't tell me it was Father Ryan in Nashvegas

/Went to rival MUS in Memphis
 
2008-05-17 3:25:53 AM  
Leave it to the Catholics to repent.
 
2008-05-17 3:36:47 AM  
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Ready to give you a stern talking to.
 
2008-05-17 3:46:48 AM  
FTA:
"Did you know you were speeding and have struck me dead?" Felicia Petric, 16, told her moments earlier. "I had many plans for this life and I can feel them all speeding away."

HOLY SHIAT A GHOST! RUN AWAY *speeds off*

If that's the crap i'd have to sit and listen to, i'd have taken the ticket.
 
2008-05-17 3:49:31 AM  
Does this include a spanking or is that extra?
 
2008-05-17 4:03:36 AM  
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No speeding! Take it slow and sure, that's how they like it.
 
2008-05-17 4:18:30 AM  
Hi all

This won't apply to most of you. Lately we've been having issues with folks going out of control posting folks-going-out-of-control warnings in girl-related threads. At some point these reach a critical mass and become just plain silly. 1-2 girl pics probably is ok, 5-7 better, 25-50 extravagant, 75-80 wretched excess, 100 is not. Somewhere along the way the line gets crossed, we don't know what the quantitative number is. But we think it's around 4.
In an effort to permanently remove instigators from our community, the moderators have been instructed to be particularly harsh on annoying to anyone perceived to be posting girl pics to cause trouble, as opposed to those who are doing it just to be silly.

This is undoubtably going to catch some folks who innocently wandered in and wanted some fun. Sorry we have to do this, some folks got carried away, and this is why we can't have nice things.

I would recommend that folks who normally participate in this kind of thing should dial it back a bit for the time being

Sorry for the trouble. To the 99.99% of you that this doesn't apply to, carry on
 
2008-05-17 4:50:26 AM  
There was a couple of girls doing a car was at my local supermarket last week. They'd wash your car and ask for a lift to another supermarket on the other side of town. Of course I said yes as they were hot and soapy. On the way the girl sitting in the front, ahem, made my day a hell of a lot better, whilst the one in the back stole my wallet.

My wallet was stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Friday and again on Saturday.
 
2008-05-17 4:54:09 AM  
Gobobo: There was a couple of girls doing a car was at my local supermarket last week. They'd wash your car and ask for a lift to another supermarket on the other side of town. Of course I said yes as they were hot and soapy. On the way the girl sitting in the front, ahem, made my day a hell of a lot better, whilst the one in the back stole my wallet.

My wallet was stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Friday and again on Saturday.


And I would guess you have plans for Monday, as well?
 
2008-05-17 5:12:39 AM  
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Speeding, that's a smacking with a ruler.
 
2008-05-17 5:18:40 AM  
63 KPH in a 50 KPH zone? That's like, what, 42 MPH in a 40 MPH zone?
 
2008-05-17 5:28:08 AM  
NSFW (new window)
 
2008-05-17 5:45:33 AM  
HOLY FARK THIS IS MY HIGH SCHOOL

Dwyer? What the hell are you doing? What happened to the good old days when we used to flash the opposing basketball team to distract them?

Did not expect to read this overseas on a Saturday morning.

/PD SAINTS!
 
2008-05-17 5:52:35 AM  
I should probably add that Dwyer rocks as a high school. Best in the Dirty 'Shwa for sure.
 
2008-05-17 5:58:55 AM  
LonMead: Ready to give you a stern talking to.

To make it work, she has to look like a schoolgirl. That one looks about forty.
 
2008-05-17 6:31:38 AM  
I could never figure out how a religion that hates sex (unless perhaps between priests and altar boys) requires teen girls to wear short sexy miniskirts to school.
 
2008-05-17 6:51:46 AM  
I am so ready to sin by breaking the laws of the land!
 
2008-05-17 7:23:12 AM  
 
2008-05-17 7:23:44 AM  
If I'd of gone to catholic school my gpa would have been at least 1 or 2teen points lower...
 
2008-05-17 7:27:43 AM  
"Did you know you were speeding and have struck me dead?"

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"Yeah!!!"
 
2008-05-17 7:31:53 AM  
CelebrityPharmacist: Did somebody say Catholic schoolgirl outfit (new window)

Cuddy is a hot milfy sandwich! About time they objectified her more!
 
2008-05-17 7:43:34 AM  
alacrity: CelebrityPharmacist: Did somebody say Catholic schoolgirl outfit (new window)

Cuddy is a hot milfy sandwich! About time they objectified her more!


Can you say "body double"? I knowed you could.
 
2008-05-17 7:48:31 AM  
Kicked out of Catholic school for fighting.

/don't bother clicking profile. I'm a guy.
 
2008-05-17 7:53:30 AM  
I clicked for the pic and was not disappointed...

Seriously, I cannot get my mind around why any sane father would want the daughters to attend a school that gives such as screwed up message regarding sexual matters.

I mean, one side of the coin is the RC Church teachings about how their particular invisible friend likes chastity and modesty and yet on the other side they force the girls to dress up as if to please some Japanese pedophile's fantasy.

I mean, if they are so stuck up on the modesty bit, why aren't the school uniforms just formless baggy pants and tops? Why the tease?

Yes, I know many of the "non-catholic" schoolgirls dress like sluts too but at least they're not hypocrites about it.
 
2008-05-17 7:58:31 AM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: I mean, one side of the coin is the RC Church teachings about how their particular invisible friend likes chastity and modesty and yet on the other side they force the girls to dress up as if to please some Japanese pedophile's fantasy.

Pretty farkin sweet isn't it. Something for everyone.
 
2008-05-17 7:59:33 AM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: I mean, if they are so stuck up on the modesty bit, why aren't the school uniforms just formless baggy pants and tops? Why the tease?

Um, I'm PRETTY sure these schools have dress codes saying things like "skirts must be knee-length" and "no bared midriffs or visible garters."

There are some girls and women who can make absolutely any outfit they wear look sexy.
 
2008-05-17 8:26:40 AM  
kerpal32: Day_Old_Dutchie: I mean, one side of the coin is the RC Church teachings about how their particular invisible friend likes chastity and modesty and yet on the other side they force the girls to dress up as if to please some Japanese pedophile's fantasy.

Pretty farkin sweet isn't it. Something for everyone.


Every Catholic school girl I know went absolutely nuts in college. It seems to be the natural response.
 
2008-05-17 8:30:20 AM  
Day_Old_Dutchie:
I mean, if they are so stuck up on the modesty bit, why aren't the school uniforms just formless baggy pants and tops? Why the tease?

Yes, I know many of the "non-catholic" schoolgirls dress like sluts too but at least they're not hypocrites about it.



At Dwyer we were not allowed to wear trousers until 1996, I think. Then they brought in grey ones like the guys. I actually preferred the kilt because I thought the tights were warmer in the winter. Most of the girls wore boxer shorts under the kilt anyway - just for those windy days.

To me, particularly in the GM kind of labour-ish type place that Oshawa was (say, more 10 years ago than it is now - although it's hurting again with GM) the uniform was about equality. It was about everyone wearing the same thing - no competition for brand names, no worrying about who had what. That's a bit why I liked it. If you wanted to be an individual, you had to be a bit more creative as to how you went about it.

But I will admit, although we had strict regulations about kilt length, that didn't stop some girls from rolling their kilts. Hence the expression "it's a kilt not a belt". But that didn't have much to do with the Catholic Church or school board.

And all of the sluts went to Monsignor Pereyma. (Where the P stands for pregnant.)
 
2008-05-17 8:32:21 AM  
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2008-05-17 8:40:51 AM  
"Did you know you were speeding and have struck me dead?"

Did you know that you shouldn't be in the middle of the farking road? Did you know it is useless to imagine what "might" have happened? Did you know that 63kph is in no way "speeding"? Did you know that there is practically no limit to the campfire singalong groupthink of teenaged girls?

/Woooo!!
//Woooeeeww!!!
///International farking symbol for no more chicks screaming Woooooo!
 
2008-05-17 8:45:51 AM  
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"I told ya"
 
2008-05-17 8:55:26 AM  
I was going how fast?
//Do you like candy
///I have a little puppy in the back.
 
2008-05-17 9:08:33 AM  
Or, someone did think this through

and they are clever
 
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