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mofroe
2008-05-09 9:36:07 AM  
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SherKhan
2008-05-09 9:52:20 AM  
Joshua, Jennifer, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and.. Jesus? The Joker? Jerry? Judas!
 
Lieutenant Rad
2008-05-09 9:52:41 AM  
Looks like the image is 4 kids short.
 
the_rev
2008-05-09 9:54:10 AM  
Free Jinger!
 
Gwendolyn
2008-05-09 10:14:10 AM  
she's pregnant with her 18th child.

The Duggars' oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old.

I would cut off my husabnd dick if her went near me with that again.
 
Gwendolyn
2008-05-09 10:15:47 AM  
(Ok for some reason my spell check is screwed up and changes husband to the typo you see above unless I go up and correct it myself. WTH?)

And I should add went after me without it wrapped or medically altered not to knock me up again.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2008-05-09 10:24:24 AM  
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aba
2008-05-09 10:27:16 AM  
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crypticsatellite [TotalFark]
2008-05-09 10:29:11 AM  
Did you see their website?

http://www.duggarfamily.com

I cannot even begin to conceive of a family that big.
 
Adman12
2008-05-09 10:30:35 AM  
My God, her vagina must look like Carlsbad Cavern by now.
 
Sybarite
2008-05-09 10:31:14 AM  
SherKhan: Joshua, Jennifer, Jana, John-David, Jill, Jessa, Jinger, Joseph, Josiah, Joy-Anna, Jeremiah, Jedidiah, Jason, James, Justin, Jackson, Johannah, and.. Jesus? The Joker? Jerry? Judas!


Gummy Sue, Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Rubella Scabies, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, Condoleezza Marie and Phil
 
Adman12
2008-05-09 10:34:17 AM  
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suckerpunch_sally
2008-05-09 10:34:33 AM  
Where in the bloody blue hell do they find the time to actually have sex?
 
albo
2008-05-09 10:34:38 AM  
she probably doesn't care because labor and delivery no longer hurt--she's lost all nerves down there.

and what crazy christian sect are they?
 
malcy
2008-05-09 10:35:45 AM  
Wizards Sleeve
 
ManRay
2008-05-09 10:37:19 AM  
Are Daddy stitches even remotely effective at this point?
 
what_now
2008-05-09 10:37:26 AM  
These people are part of the Quiverfull Movement. It's a bit creepy- they basically consider women broodmares.
 
Adman12
2008-05-09 10:41:19 AM  
what_now: These people are part of the Quiverfull Movement. It's a bit creepy- they basically consider women broodmares.


FTL: Whether your quiver is large or small, you are welcome.

Dude, she's 12.
 
the_rev
2008-05-09 10:42:29 AM  
Praise Jebus and grease up the clown car, Jim Bob... the quiver done gonna get another arrow from GAWD.
 
serpent_sky
2008-05-09 10:43:14 AM  
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the_rev
2008-05-09 10:44:48 AM  
Click here to see the 'Free Jinger' message board. (new window)
 
MaxxLarge
2008-05-09 10:54:54 AM  
Congratulations, Duggars. Because if there's one thing this world needs, it's more farking people. Especially farking fundie people.

At this point, I imagine ol' JimBob is pretty much just slapping it back and forth against the sides like that dude in THIS Video (SFW, new window, not a rickroll).
 
Chariset [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2008-05-09 11:12:30 AM  
crypticsatellite: I cannot even begin to conceive of a family that big.

*snicker*
 
hillbillypharmacist
2008-05-09 11:18:24 AM  
what_now: These people are part of the Quiverfull Movement. It's a bit creepy- they basically consider women broodmares.

She's caught some flak from others in the Quivefull Movement. They believe in having as many children as you can naturally, with breastfeeding being a strong part of it. The Duggars, however, wean at 6 months, which means her period returns quickly, instead of continuing to nurse for as long as mutually acceptable, which might mean a year or more before her period returns.

They've twisted the quiverfull ethos into 'let's just have as many kids as we can'.
 
Farkeologist
2008-05-09 11:22:48 AM  
WillJillHesterChesterPeterPollyTimTomMaryLarry and little Clarinda!

/obscure?
 
ExJerseyGirl
2008-05-09 11:32:55 AM  
Adman12

Nice job!
 
serpent_sky
2008-05-09 11:44:27 AM  
hillbillypharmacist: She's caught some flak from others in the Quivefull Movement. They believe in having as many children as you can naturally, with breastfeeding being a strong part of it. The Duggars, however, wean at 6 months, which means her period returns quickly, instead of continuing to nurse for as long as mutually acceptable, which might mean a year or more before her period returns.

Well, she must be getting on in years, and there are so many periods in a woman's life. She could be missing a chance to fill her quiver to the max if she took a year or more between kids!! And then, how would she ever reach the goal of having her vagina literally hang out from the bottom of her sexy homemade dress?

Serious question: when she reaches menopause, do you think she'll start getting in-vitro so she can continue to have babies? Or do you think she will be content if her kids start their own litters and she gets to be grandma?

And do you think her kids will perpetuate this cycle, or end it?
 
CrankMyBlueSax
2008-05-09 11:48:22 AM  
So she uses babies to scrape out the beaver-cheese?
 
Tom_Slick
2008-05-09 11:49:56 AM  
serpent_sky: And do you think her kids will perpetuate this cycle, or end it?

They will either end it or inbreed. Do you hear banjos?
 
hillbillypharmacist
2008-05-09 11:53:14 AM  
serpent_sky: Serious question: when she reaches menopause, do you think she'll start getting in-vitro so she can continue to have babies? Or do you think she will be content if her kids start their own litters and she gets to be grandma?

I think that eventually, she'll have a serious adverse event with childbirth, and all this silliness will come to a stop.
 
BKITU [OhFark]
2008-05-09 11:55:06 AM  
hillbillypharmacist: I think that eventually, she'll have a serious adverse event with childbirth, and all this silliness will come to a stop.

Or they'll all die at once in a fiery plane crash. That would be a fitting karmic end to this idiocy.
 
xanadian [TotalFark]
2008-05-09 11:55:38 AM  
Adman12: My God, her vagina must look like Carlsbad Cavern by now.

I just had a very interesting mental image of bats flying out of her va jay jay...

/can't stop here, this is bat country?
 
BKITU [OhFark]
2008-05-09 11:56:45 AM  
xanadian: I just had a very interesting mental image of bats flying out of her va jay jay...

/can't stop here, this is bat country?

It's the BatCave®!
 
karendotcom
2008-05-09 11:57:55 AM  
I need FARK at a time like this, and y'all don't dissapoint.
 
what_now
2008-05-09 11:58:47 AM  
serpent_sky: And do you think her kids will perpetuate this cycle, or end it?

Well, statistically, at least one or two of them are gay.

Honestly, I see the most pious one doing farm animal porn at some point. Backlash is an ugly thing.
 
serpent_sky
2008-05-09 11:58:47 AM  
Tom_Slick: serpent_sky: And do you think her kids will perpetuate this cycle, or end it?

They will either end it or inbreed. Do you hear banjos?

It definitely entered my mind that the dad could just move on to the oldest daughter when his wife's uterus runs out of the gas that fuels her clown car... but I honestly don't get the impression they're screwed up in that way. Somehow, though, I have to think the kids are pretty messed up....

/I wonder if any of them have seen the infamous original clown car photo and what they think about it.
 
brap [TotalFark]
2008-05-09 11:59:32 AM  
You know it's time to consider a tubal ligation when baby's first word have been echoing for three weeks.
 
Cagey B
2008-05-09 12:01:20 PM  
Her vagina is basically the Predator's mouth at this point.
 
hillbillypharmacist
2008-05-09 12:01:28 PM  
BKITU: Or they'll all die at once in a fiery plane crash. That would be a fitting karmic end to this idiocy.

For karma purposes, I'd say they'll fall into the reservoir side of a dam and be forced out the other side through a tiny hole.
 
Barnacles!
2008-05-09 12:08:00 PM  
1. they built a 7000 sq foot beautiful house, with top upgrades, and top of the line appliances

2. they have one income

3. and now 18 children

4. how the hell did they pay for that house, and how the hell can they afford to live? (massive monthly food, utility bills, etc.)
 
BKITU [OhFark]
2008-05-09 12:11:10 PM  
Barnacles!: 1. they built a 7000 sq foot beautiful house, with top upgrades, and top of the line appliances

2. they have one income

3. and now 18 children

4. how the hell did they pay for that house, and how the hell can they afford to live? (massive monthly food, utility bills, etc.)

The husband got fairly wealthy on real estate. As much disgust as I have for this family, at least they're not bringing people into this world that they can't afford to support.
 
Barnacles!
2008-05-09 12:22:22 PM  
BKITU: The husband got fairly wealthy on real estate.

o rly? i didn't know that. well then.....carry on. :)
 
hillbillypharmacist
2008-05-09 12:23:32 PM  
Barnacles!: how the hell did they pay for that house, and how the hell can they afford to live? (massive monthly food, utility bills, etc.)

There's actually a TV special showing the entire family pitching in to build the house by hand.
 
Jubeebee [TotalFark]
2008-05-09 12:23:37 PM  
BKITU: Barnacles!: 1. they built a 7000 sq foot beautiful house, with top upgrades, and top of the line appliances

2. they have one income

3. and now 18 children

4. how the hell did they pay for that house, and how the hell can they afford to live? (massive monthly food, utility bills, etc.)

The husband got fairly wealthy on real estate. As much disgust as I have for this family, at least they're not bringing people into this world that they can't afford to support.

A large part of their income is donations from their church and community. They're a charity case.
 
Sybarite
2008-05-09 12:25:01 PM  
BKITU: Barnacles!: 1. they built a 7000 sq foot beautiful house, with top upgrades, and top of the line appliances

2. they have one income

3. and now 18 children

4. how the hell did they pay for that house, and how the hell can they afford to live? (massive monthly food, utility bills, etc.)

The husband got fairly wealthy on real estate. As much disgust as I have for this family, at least they're not bringing people into this world that they can't afford to support.

They admitted on the TLC show that they receive a lot of help from their church and other private donors. The Duggar's have become a cause célèbre for the fundy set.
 
suckerpunch_sally
2008-05-09 12:29:15 PM  
BKITU: Or they'll all die at once in a fiery plane crash. That would be a fitting karmic end to this idiocy.

So it's OK if I wish death on you and your family for posting something this stupid? I'm imagining your children mangled and broken in a car accident caused by a drunk driver.

Because, you know, that would be a fitting karmic end to your idiocy.

Their lives don't affect you. STFU and get on with living yours.
 
BKITU [OhFark]
2008-05-09 12:29:30 PM  
Jubeebee: A large part of their income is donations from their church and community. They're a charity case.

Sybarite: They admitted on the TLC show that they receive a lot of help from their church and other private donors. The Duggar's have become a cause célèbre for the fundy set.

*facepalm*

I was not aware of this.
 
serpent_sky
2008-05-09 12:38:32 PM  
Sybarite: They admitted on the TLC show that they receive a lot of help from their church and other private donors. The Duggar's have become a cause célèbre for the fundy set.

Wow... I think I'd have to reconsider donating when they just keep doing it and making the situation worse. "Hi, we can't afford to live without donations from the church and other people... I know, let's make more babies!!!" It's kind of like a slap in the face to people who are donating money to them.

Then again, the people donating are probably just as nuts and think it's just spiffy they keep popping them out. Still, I'd have to think even the most devout "quiverfull" nuts would have to hit a point where they said, "look, the quiver is full, okay?"
 
BKITU [OhFark]
2008-05-09 12:39:01 PM  
suckerpunch_sally: So it's OK if I wish death on you and your family for posting something this stupid?

Sure. What the fark do I care what some reactionary ignoramus on TEH INTARWEBS thinks about me?


I'm imagining your children mangled and broken in a car accident caused by a drunk driver.

Must be a vivid imagination, indeed--I don't have any kids. Do you have mental pictures of them decapitated and you farking their bleeding skulls while you take a hefty, steamy dump? That would rock! Pics or it didn't happen!


Because, you know, that would be a fitting karmic end to your idiocy.

I'm not bringing any kids into this world that I can't support, so I don't have any bad karma coming my way. Try again.


Their lives don't affect you.

And this is where you fail, sunshine.

Every person who sets foot on this earth -- EVERY PERSON -- consumes resources to keep living. These people are actively accelerating the resource footprint they're leaving on this earth. Never mind the ripple effect of each of these kids being brought up with the idea of having 20 kids, and so on, and so on....

Let's say that each of these precious snowflakes, on average, only is 1/4 as ambitious as their parents.

That's 20 kids having 5 kids each.

That's 100 grandkids.

Please tell me again how the conspicuous consumption of limited resources doesn't affect anyone else? It only makes you look like a drooling moron.


STFU and get on with living yours.

You first, you sniveling, whiny, reactionary, biatchy, coont of a noob.

And if you got your precious little feelers hurt, I heartily invite you to go fark yourself with a rusty barbed wire bat.
 
Oldiron_79
2008-05-09 12:39:42 PM  
No Hotdog-Hallway pics?
 
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