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(CBS News)   Alec Baldwin thinking about running for office, says he's always really admired Fred Thompson, Sonny Bono and that Gopher guy from "Love Boat." Still no cure for Alec Baldwin   (cbsnews.com) divider line
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Cagey B
2008-05-08 3:01:56 PM  
I don't care if you're eleven years old, you're going to vote for me, or I'm going to fly out there and straighten your ass out!
 
H31N0US
2008-05-08 3:41:07 PM  
He was great in The Usual Suspects.
 
Manfred J. Hattan
2008-05-08 3:41:56 PM  
In what country? It can't be this one, as he left after the 2000 election.
 
Crewmannumber6
2008-05-08 3:42:21 PM  
H31N0US: He was great in The Usual Suspects.

He wasn't in The Usual Suspects. His brother was.

/or is my sarcasmometer broken again.
 
Wombatzu
2008-05-08 3:44:02 PM  
Therapy (new window)
 
epyonyx
2008-05-08 3:45:49 PM  
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"I will hit all the interns like this."
 
Phil Moskowitz
2008-05-08 3:46:12 PM  
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Honkies shot me!
 
Gunny Highway
2008-05-08 3:47:42 PM  
Canteen Boy for Chief Campaign Strategist.
 
BioStormX
2008-05-08 3:48:43 PM  
Alec Baldwin is amazing in 30 Rock.

Sadly not so in much else.
 
Richard Pye
2008-05-08 3:49:34 PM  
Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross (new window)

Great performance, great film.

"Why am I running for President? Because Mitch & Murray asked me a favor, that's why."
 
Bfett20
2008-05-08 3:50:27 PM  
Richard Pye: Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross (new window)

Great performance, great film.

"Why am I running for President? Because Mitch & Murray asked me a favor, that's why."

Watch The Cooler. You hate him so much more in that flick.
 
emocomputerjock
2008-05-08 3:51:42 PM  
Richard Pye: Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross (new window)

Great performance, great film.

"Why am I running for President? Because Mitch & Murray asked me a favor, that's why."

I came in to reference this, but you beat me. Damn.

/third prize is you're fired
 
BlackArt
2008-05-08 3:53:23 PM  
Fred "Gopher" Grandy also played "Herman the German" in "Death Race 2000". Ifter seeing how he voted, it was a more appropriate roll.
 
Donald_McRonald
2008-05-08 3:54:09 PM  
Always
Be
Campaigning
 
dryknife
2008-05-08 3:54:20 PM  
"...always really admired Fred Thompson, Sonny Bono and that Gopher guy from "Love Boat."

[image from i173.photobucket.com too old to be available]

What - no love for Al Lewis?
 
absoluteparanoia
2008-05-08 3:54:31 PM  
He couldn't win the SA president election my alma mater and had to leave out of shame after he demanded a recount.

I hope history repeats itself.
 
apeiron242
2008-05-08 3:54:57 PM  
Blerg, indeed.
 
debug
2008-05-08 4:01:22 PM  
I was hoping for more TAWP references
 
DreamBrother
2008-05-08 4:01:48 PM  
"Buncha losers sitting around in a bar in D.C. Yeah, I used to be a Senator. Tough racket."
 
Saiga410
2008-05-08 4:03:05 PM  
FRED THOMPSON!!!!
 
cubsfan07
2008-05-08 4:05:54 PM  
"You know what it takes to run for office?"


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Instant Karma
2008-05-08 4:05:59 PM  
I thought he was gonna leave the country 8 years ago? He lied then and he lies now.

/liar
//fat liar
///seriously he looks like he ate one of his brothers
 
wpmulligan
2008-05-08 4:07:51 PM  
This is the Baldwin this country needs.

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tripperday
2008-05-08 4:08:26 PM  
"We're adding a little something to this year's campaign. First prize is leader of the free world."

/can't think of a good finish
 
nightronin
2008-05-08 4:08:43 PM  
dryknife: "What - no love for Al "Grampa" Lewis?

FTFY
/as he is more commonly known
 
teke184
2008-05-08 4:16:21 PM  
If he thinks he's getting elected to anything, then cocaine is definitely for closers.
 
Gonz037
2008-05-08 4:16:57 PM  
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MFL
2008-05-08 4:17:46 PM  
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Richard Pye
2008-05-08 4:18:37 PM  
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Donald_McRonald
2008-05-08 4:18:56 PM  
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MFL
2008-05-08 4:18:59 PM  
Gonz037

lol

damn you!
 
dugong
2008-05-08 4:22:08 PM  
I thought he was moving to France. Maybe he should run for president of France. Or eat a bowl of French dicks. Six of one, half-dozen of another...
 
jrodnewb
2008-05-08 4:22:21 PM  
wpmulligan: This is the Baldwin this country needs.

that baldwin is a voice of a marine in Halo 3...
 
absoluteparanoia
2008-05-08 4:25:30 PM  
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Barnacles!
2008-05-08 4:26:42 PM  
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Lee's_Austin
2008-05-08 4:27:39 PM  
Richard Pye Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross (new window)

I love that David Mamet wrote that role into the screen play specifically for Baldwin.

/ballz
 
LandOfChocolate
2008-05-08 4:29:03 PM  
Way to jam the "Still no cure for " cliche into your headline submitter.

You really nailed it.
 
MFL
2008-05-08 4:30:02 PM  
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Robert1966
2008-05-08 4:43:36 PM  
You forgot to mention Ronald Reagan in your headline.

Or did you conservatards forget?
 
therecksays
2008-05-08 4:48:10 PM  
Still no cure for his Schweaddy balls.
 
zusya
2008-05-08 4:48:25 PM  
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Manfred J. Hattan
2008-05-08 4:49:54 PM  
Robert1966: Or did you conservatards forget?

What would conservatives have to do with it? All three of the people mentioned were Republican and one of them was quite conservative.
 
BMulligan
2008-05-08 5:03:27 PM  
You know what sucks about being a Baldwin?
 
Gunny Highway
2008-05-08 5:06:05 PM  
BMulligan: You know what sucks about being a Baldwin?

Thanksgiving?

/SP reference i know.
 
fstop
2008-05-08 5:06:28 PM  
BMulligan: You know what sucks about being a Baldwin?

The fact that your a Baldwin?
 
globalwarmingpraiser
2008-05-08 5:06:59 PM  
BMulligan: You know what sucks about being a Baldwin?

That Stephen is the one everyone likes.


I wonder if Alec Baldwin will do as well in politics as he did on talk radio.
 
Gonz037
2008-05-08 5:08:17 PM  
MFL: Gonz037
lol
damn you!

Jeebus, when I first scrolled down I was thought I must have hit the post button too many times!
 
cubsfan07
2008-05-08 5:11:12 PM  
"I'm gonna run for office, you wanna run for office? No, you're probably one of those apathetic freaks, eh? Go f*ck yourself".
 
The Viewer
2008-05-08 5:37:06 PM  
Love me some Alec Baldwin!

Passionate, articulate, beefy, energetic, violent, honest, intelligent, really hairy, talented, really sweaty, liberal, knowledgeable, and pretty clearly insane.

He'd make a GREAT Senator!

//Check him out in Miami Blues (full of win)
 
Robert1966
2008-05-08 5:51:04 PM  
Manfred J. Hattan: Robert1966: Or did you conservatards forget?

What would conservatives have to do with it? All three of the people mentioned were Republican and one of them was quite conservative.

Dammit, this trolling requires more practice!
 
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