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(Some Guy)   High school senior prank: Letter sent to parents informing them that condoms will be distributed at prom. Do you: C) Look to find if criminal charges can be made? List your favorite senior pranks   ( pjstar.com) divider line
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2008-04-23 11:23:13 AM  
Well...we constructed most of a VW Beetle in the principal's office over a weekend.

He had NO sense of humor about it, either, he was totally pissed.

Good times.
 
2008-04-23 11:25:51 AM  
I was a senior in 1985, but I also appeared in the sophomore section of the 1985 yearbook as Bruce Dickinson. My best friend was also in there as Rob Halford. Mike Judge worked at the 7-11 where we got nachos for lunch every day, and I believe he based the characters of Beavis & Butthead on us. Dunno if I should admit that or not.

Sandia HS (Albuquerque)
 
2008-04-23 11:29:14 AM  
We had a glassed-in entryway at the front of our school with glass double doors, about 40 feet wide by 7 feet deep.

Some kids caulked all the doors shut, busted out one of the top windows, and filled up the front entryway with water about 10 feet deep. Drop some goldfish in, inflatible raft & palm tree...you're good to go!
 
2008-04-23 11:33:46 AM  
My brother put a goat in the headmaster's office. It tore up the leather chairs, desk, everything and everything and goat crap was everywhere....
 
2008-04-23 11:43:25 AM  
Teachers here pull more pranks than the kids (and far better ones, at that).

I can't go to any staff party without hearing about the (real, complete to code) wall a couple of science teachers built in the principal's office -- closing off the room to a size just large enough to allow the door to open.
 
2008-04-23 11:45:57 AM  
A friend of mine once stole 3 preserved pigs from the biology department and put them in various locations around campus. One was even in the pay phone booth right near the front office.

Anyway, we all thought it was a great prank until one of the janitors who was tasked with cleaning it up had an allergic reaction to the formaldehyde and almost died. At that point, it became something we just kept real quiet about.
 
2008-04-23 11:51:51 AM  
The Ag (yes we had an agriculture department) released all the school pigs (yes we had school pigs) in the hallway. They were greased too.
 
2008-04-23 11:54:01 AM  
Our class took the rest of the money left after Prom and bought lots and LOTS of those cocktail umbrellas and spelled out "2000" across the football field.


/lame
 
2008-04-23 11:54:50 AM  
We
1). Filled the principals office with packing peanuts.
2). Hung potatoes from the ceiling
3). Shrink wrapped the vice-principal's car.
 
2008-04-23 11:58:43 AM  
Mine was pretty tame. We dyed our class year in large 10 foot numbers in the carpet of the communal area.

They were tearing up the carpet and replacing the area after the school year anyway so we figured it was no big deal, we even left a note saying that is why we did it. I think they knew exactly who did it but never did anything about it.
 
2008-04-23 12:02:56 PM  
We got our in school announcements pulled and it would be another 6 years before they let anyone do live announcements again.

..getting misty just thinking about it
 
2008-04-23 12:11:54 PM  
Nahhh, I saved my energy for the important stuff, like changing my attendance record on the administrator's computer while I waited in his office to be disciplined.


That being said, I had NOTHING to do with the sack of ladybugs that were set free in the enclosed courtyard during B lunch.
 
2008-04-23 12:14:21 PM  
My HS had a big rock out front which got painted every year.

The cruelest prank I saw was in our yearbook. We had space under every picture for a nickname and some other stuff. When the forms where being handed in, someone changes a classmate's nickname from
"Jimmy" (name changed to protect the innocent) to "Jimmy The Drug Addict". Nobody bothered to check the forms, I guess and it make it into the printed yearbook.

This was back in the '70s. If it happened today, I could see parents threatening to sue the school over it.
 
2008-04-23 12:23:07 PM  
 
2008-04-23 12:30:40 PM  
Someone stole the big block of sodium from the science lab and threw it into the pool just before a swim meet. Made one hell of a boom and cleared the building.
 
2008-04-23 12:33:11 PM  
CheddarPants: I was a senior in 1985, but I also appeared in the sophomore section of the 1985 yearbook as Bruce Dickinson.

Just what this thread needs.

MORE COWBELL!!
 
2008-04-23 12:33:34 PM  
We never had a tradition of senior pranks at my school, so there wasn't one.
 
2008-04-23 01:02:40 PM  
My school never had the motivation to pull big and clever senior pranks, but my class tried to change that by releasing 4 or 5 greased pigs during assembly. This time though, it was the pigs that lacked motivation and they just laid down under some tables in the hallway. The whole thing was a failure.

The stupid farmer even said those were his "lively" pigs.
 
2008-04-23 01:38:58 PM  
I post this in every prank thread, but the most awesome ever is when someone gets two goats, paints a "1" and a "3" on them, releases them in said school/office building/church/funeral home, and sits back and watches as the authorities go nuts looking for "2".
 
2008-04-23 01:42:57 PM  
I don't know why, but most of the ones at my school involved animals.

In my junior year, the seniors decided to release a bunch of white mice into the halls. I was getting out of a lame career day by hanging out in the Nurse's office when one of the most hated English teachers in the school comes in. She tried to save one of the mice from getting trampled but got bit instead. She had to go get a tetanus shot. It was hilarious.

My senior class prank started out insanely lame, but turned funny through no fault of its own. I was sitting near the door to the graduation rehearsal assembly when some guys threw open the door and "threw" (hastily placed) a baby goat inside. No one could really see what was going on so the Assistant Principle didn't miss a beat with her speech... until the goat started "crying" rather loudly. I was damn near on the floor at that point, but then the asst principle walked over cause she felt sorry for the poor beast. Two seconds later she was on her radio calling for the janitor cause the damn thing shiat all over the floor. At this point I totally lost it.
 
2008-04-23 01:46:11 PM  
The big phrase back when I wore an onion on my belt was the word "fly".

To that end, we made 3 very large paper mache "turds" in the art room, dressed up like flys, complete with bulbous eyes made of oranges held in place by a nylon stocking and wings. We also had those "blow out/roll out" party favors that you see during New Years.

At a particular time during a school assembly, we dashed out from the 4 different doorways, dropped the turds in the middle and buzzed around them for a minute or two.

I think the admins were so stunned that they took no action. And the assembly was so stunned that that fell silent.

No suspensions or anything came of that incident.

/Looking back, I guess it was kinda lame.
 
2008-04-23 02:04:20 PM  
Did you know that bologna placed on the hood of a car on a sunny spring day fades the paint in a neat polka dot pattern? You can ask our assistant principal for the details

/class of 86
 
2008-04-23 02:33:43 PM  
Never did it, but seriously wanted to bring a syringe full of LSD to the prom and add a little electricity to the punch.
 
2008-04-23 02:33:47 PM  
major-kong: Well...we constructed most of a VW Beetle in the principal's office over a weekend.

He had NO sense of humor about it, either, he was totally pissed.

Good times.


This sounds familiar, but you were my Sunday school teacher and it was the library....
 
2008-04-23 02:36:44 PM  
We poured pig's blood all over this shy girl after she was voted "Queen of the prom".

Then we stood back and watched her use her mental powers to fark everyone up.

It was HILARIOUS!!!
 
2008-04-23 02:36:53 PM  
1992: We put 1 50,000 cubic-foot smoke grenade in the men's room. Evacuated the whole school. Good times.
 
2008-04-23 02:37:59 PM  
Sachem Class Of 1983. (Lake Ronkonkoma, NY)

We were all too stoned to pull any pranks. We just wanted our diploma's so we could get the hell out of that prison.
 
2008-04-23 02:38:03 PM  
NuttierThanEver: Did you know that bologna placed on the hood of a car on a sunny spring day fades the paint in a neat polka dot pattern? You can ask our assistant principal for the details

Regular or pimento loaf?
 
2008-04-23 02:38:17 PM  
Broke toothpicks off in all of the exterior door locks on a friday morning, they had to call a locksmith and boy was the principal pissed. We missed half a day of school.

/Class of 77
//Go Huskies
 
2008-04-23 02:38:59 PM  
The class that graduated the year before me put hundreds of crickets in the hallways and classrooms of our very small school. Throughout my entire senior year there were still crickets everywhere.
 
2008-04-23 02:39:16 PM  
removed the stairs from the portables. about a 6 ft drop to get out. pretty fun to watch the girls in skirts try to get down.
 
2008-04-23 02:39:24 PM  
Class of '87.

We got into the school bus barn the night before the last day and left all the spark plug wires from all the busses in a nice big pile in the middle of the floor.

/many kids VERY late the next day
//Statute of limitations is up, right?
 
2008-04-23 02:39:31 PM  
Is it me, or does TFA totally freeze up firefox?
 
2008-04-23 02:39:55 PM  
We were pretty lame - we filled the Chemistry teacher's classroom with crumpled newspaper.

/class of '84
 
2008-04-23 02:41:02 PM  
The seniors (before I was one) unhinged all the doors in the school and laid them out on the football pitch. Then they just left.

It was just the right balance of stupid, pointless, annoying, but not permanently damaging.
 
2008-04-23 02:41:13 PM  
Nothing major, 2 thousand rolls of TP. All over the place.
 
2008-04-23 02:41:39 PM  
Class before me did a good one that didn't get good until after.

They removed the phone cards from all rooms in the building, tied them in a bundle and put them on the principal's desk. Which is kinda meh, until the assistant principal goes on the PA and tells teachers to call the office if they want their phone cord back...
 
2008-04-23 02:41:55 PM  
My school had tv's everywhere in every classroom, throughout the hall etc. We shared with the School for the Deaf, so instead of having a bell signal the end of class, we'd have a clock pop up on the tv and music would start playing.

Some of the kids in the tv production class (I think) substituted our regular clock/classical music with some hard core porn. Hilarity ensued.

/still giggling about it 10 years later...
 
2008-04-23 02:42:32 PM  
troppo gonzo: Sachem Class Of 1983. (Lake Ronkonkoma, NY)

We were all too stoned to pull any pranks. We just wanted our diploma's so we could get the hell out of that prison.


Same here. Must be a Long Island thing.

/Smithtown East '88
 
2008-04-23 02:42:56 PM  
Not that exciting, but...

My class released a couple hundred crickets into each of the bathrooms in school.
 
2008-04-23 02:43:26 PM  
NuttierThanEver: Did you know that bologna placed on the hood of a car on a sunny spring day fades the paint in a neat polka dot pattern? You can ask our assistant principal for the details

/class of 86


Do that in Florida heat and it's even worse.

/ I felt bad for the underclassmen that parked in senior spots
 
2008-04-23 02:43:44 PM  
Pranks? not really.

During Senior skip day, we set up the speakers we used for the dances and such and the video projector and watched the Star Wars Trilogy.

/class of '93
//Han shot first.
 
2008-04-23 02:43:48 PM  
Dry ice in the toilets.
 
2008-04-23 02:44:05 PM  
Damn, I kinda feel like I missed out on something now.
 
2008-04-23 02:44:14 PM  
we didn't do anything for a senior prank in my school. we were so underfunded we forgot but i do remember some people splashed grease on glass doors at our school and called it a prank. it was lame.

I remember my freshman year, The Seniors put vasoline on the bathroom door knobs, yea i was smart enough to avoid the bathrooms that day.

/class of 04
 
2008-04-23 02:44:20 PM  
Best prank, we got four dogs, numbered the dogs 1,3,4,5. The fun was watching them get the dogs, then watching them look for #2. My friends and I kept telling the staff, "Yeah, we saw #2 downstairs." or "We saw him upstairs near the library." It was great even seeing other student admit to seeing dog #2. Either they thought they saw it, or were just screwing with the staff.

/class of '97
//my sister's class tried it, the staff knew better than to fall for it.
 
2008-04-23 02:44:41 PM  
I went to the school they tore down to build the Old School, and for our senior prank we killed the Dean of Men and stuck his head on a pike near the front doors.
 
2008-04-23 02:44:48 PM  
We filled the coke machine in the teachers lounge with beer. Expensive prank but sooo worth it, no teacher reported it until after lunch.
 
2008-04-23 02:45:16 PM  
Swapped a video tape of the basketball team for a porno in our A/V department that was to be shown on our in-school station for our announcements. Unfortunately, it never got to the good stuff, just the cheesy 70's clothed hottie getting ready to do some guy with his socks still on.

We stole the 30 foot long banner with our school name from the auditorium and took it to the shore for senior week, and waded out in the ocean pre-dawn then rushed the beach calling it a reenactment of the Normandy Invasion. We thought it was funny, but people looked at us like we were morans. Guess we were.
 
2008-04-23 02:45:19 PM  
 
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