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(NYPost)   Mick Jagger, 59 , keeps asking 17 year old model for a date. She repeatedly turns him down   ( divider line
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2002-11-15 01:09:03 PM  
Needless to say, He's so affable and shes so cold!

Does anyone else think Mick looks like Police Chief Wiggam in that picture? Something about the nostrils...
2002-11-15 01:09:20 PM  
R. Kelly is into urine gratificaion, Mick just might want her to count his wrinkles.
2002-11-15 01:09:20 PM  
The Nordic knockout says the wrinkly rocker has been phoning her regularly

Okay, "wrinkly rocker" is just damn funny. Whoever wrote that article deserves some kind of award.
2002-11-15 01:09:49 PM  
Uh BTW if any of those NSFW pictures are of a 17 YO, you are all looking at child porn.
2002-11-15 01:09:57 PM  
Jeffrey Jones, now Mick too? Hrm. It seems if you want some action around here, you have to be 17 years old.

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2002-11-15 01:11:10 PM  
Crotchrocket Slim:
It was "That other Bill Wyman"
Who hooked up with 13 year old Mandy Smith.
2002-11-15 01:11:20 PM  
yeah, but Frankeinstein, you know you are gonna beat off to that tonight. if theres grass on the field...
2002-11-15 01:11:38 PM  
I'm not looking at them. I'd have to be outside of the US to do that.
2002-11-15 01:11:40 PM  
Good grief... seriously guys... what the heck is a 17 year old doing with NSFW pictures? Dis girl be no angel.
2002-11-15 01:11:52 PM  
Anybody else notice that she looks EXACTLY like Mick Jagger?
2002-11-15 01:11:57 PM  

Not to worry, it's only kiddie porn if the underage individual in question is engaged in sexual acts.

So, kittens away, and all that.
2002-11-15 01:12:10 PM  
I hear he's after her because he overheard her say she could make a dead man cuuuuum.

Me mum had the hots for Mick at 17. She's 55 now & has long since lost interest, tho she says she wouldn't kick "pocket Adonis" Roger Daltrey out of bed.
2002-11-15 01:12:17 PM  
Well, "WhyNot Models" is loading at about 300 baud now, guys. Thanx, anyway, Hugemoviesguy.
2002-11-15 01:13:32 PM  
If a man is old enough to have fathered (as an adult) the woman he is pursuing, there is something wrong with that. I'm 23 and my dad is 45 and I've shot down creepy old guys in bars by telling them that they're old enough to be my dad. Of course, I was recently informed that it is "the year of men in their 40's" by some drunk old codgers, so I may have to rethink my policy..... Plus, Jagger looks like he probably has very wrinkly balls. (sorry)
2002-11-15 01:13:50 PM  
And it's a modeling it's art, right. There's only one pic with her boobies showing.
2002-11-15 01:14:05 PM  
Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.

I feel dirty.
2002-11-15 01:14:18 PM  
He just hasn't figured out her price-point yet. Give him a few more guesses.
2002-11-15 01:15:25 PM  
MrVeach You mean I should have waited?
2002-11-15 01:15:58 PM  
For those who speak in languages with umlats

I don't know what it's saying but the pics are sfw.
2002-11-15 01:16:00 PM  
He's her knight.... in shiiiining armor.... coming.... to her emoooooootional rescue....
2002-11-15 01:16:02 PM  
Who's he think he is? Bill Wyman?
2002-11-15 01:16:12 PM  
jeez, i'm on a farking t3 here at work, and that NSFW photo is taking forever and a half.
2002-11-15 01:16:25 PM  
And hugemoviesguy, if you are the realhuge movies guy then I want to let you know that I've contributed to what I'm sure is an enormous bandwidth bill. And I thank you.
2002-11-15 01:16:26 PM  
[image from too old to be available]

It's friday...
2002-11-15 01:17:26 PM  
Um, hate to tell you this Ms Mysterio, but all testes are wrinkly by nature. If you saw some somewhere with tight smooth skin, there was something wrong with them.
2002-11-15 01:17:42 PM  
teehee, her right titty is bigger than her left titty! tee hee. i'd hit it.
2002-11-15 01:18:20 PM  

Although my HTML wouldn't indicate it today, I'm your guy.

You're welcome.
2002-11-15 01:18:31 PM  
Frankeinstein you didnt wait either?, but i did it first so i guess to it!

ha ha ha ha ha h *cough* ha h...ahem. what? huh?
2002-11-15 01:18:31 PM  
Mick has probably had more hoochie than all of us put together, why he's chasing this chick is beyond me.
2002-11-15 01:18:42 PM  

I wouldn't hit that with Barry Bonds' bat.
2002-11-15 01:21:01 PM  
Fark really needs a New Jersey topic banner like Florida. South Jersey or any New Jersey, is way worse than Florida.
2002-11-15 01:21:31 PM  
Yes, I realize that testes are, by their very nature, wrinkly. I should have specified that Mick's would be excessively wrinkly, you know, because he's so OLD. (Give me a break it's Friday and the brain is fried.)
2002-11-15 01:21:31 PM  
2002-11-15 01:21:40 PM  
17 year old blonde Swedish girls: You all would if you could.

I did. My daughter's psycho-biatch mom. Now I wish I hadn't. :(
2002-11-15 01:21:41 PM  
I'm not comforatble enough in my sexuality to talk about maturbating w/ a young man from Alabama.
2002-11-15 01:22:07 PM  
Geez, gotta stop drinking NyQuil. I posted to the wrong story.
2002-11-15 01:22:20 PM  
why did i bold all of that?
2002-11-15 01:23:02 PM  

Your right I WOULD hit her with Barry Bonds' bat.
2002-11-15 01:23:37 PM  
No... it can't be.. yes, it.. must be... it's...

[image from too old to be available]

The Batboys' FATHER!!
2002-11-15 01:23:38 PM  
I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years.
Nothing's gonna touch you in these golden years.
2002-11-15 01:23:49 PM  
Hey, Mick, go buy some of this:

...and leave the poor girl alone (dirty old man).
2002-11-15 01:25:18 PM  

hell man i tell you what, id take you and strang you rite on up to mah double wide and pork you like i done to mah wife/daughter/cousin yesterdee. ill make you sqeaul like a piggy boy. now SQEUAL PIGGY SQUEAL!!!

you sher do got a purdy mouth
2002-11-15 01:25:38 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
I'll stick with you baby for a thousand years.
Nothing's gonna touch you in these golden years.
2002-11-15 01:26:07 PM  
[image from too old to be available][image from too old to be available]

Verily. With Mick's stick it would be hit.
2002-11-15 01:26:20 PM  
if i was lonely enough, id hit barry bonds bat
2002-11-15 01:27:18 PM  
Look Ma, I can do the HTML......

2002-11-15 01:27:30 PM  
CoolBeans i think ill go buy some of that as well
2002-11-15 01:28:38 PM  
Frankeinstein and MrVeach:

Is there a romance brewing? ;)
2002-11-15 01:28:50 PM  
Hey she is legal right, I can't belive you farkers a re acting so prudish....
2002-11-15 01:29:33 PM  
anyone got 15 cents i can borrow? i have to print some shiat off and i dont want to break a dollar
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