FARK.com: (3549952) "The solution to pollution is not eating spiders." Just in case you were wondering

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clown-freak

2008-04-19 10:01:45 AM

spider thread ! EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK !

Ruca

2008-04-19 10:08:19 AM

CRAP! Now what am I going to make for dinner tonight? Ugh, now I have to go to the store and pick something ELSE.

Nineinchnosehair

2008-04-19 10:18:12 AM

Okay, I'll get right on it.

nekom

2008-04-19 10:20:44 AM

The next question to be answered: How are the spiders getting the mercury?

I think they STOLE IT.

Andrew Wiggin

2008-04-19 10:25:43 AM

Om nom nom nom

Uakronkid

2008-04-19 12:08:26 PM

Jon Snow

2008-04-19 12:19:34 PM

Go Tribe!

naveline

2008-04-19 12:48:34 PM

Uhhh, I think the problem goes farther back then that, guys. Who is breaking all of these thermometers!? Don't they know spiders are trying to eat?

Snarfangel

2008-04-19 12:50:36 PM

If eating spiders is wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Because People in power are Stupid

2008-04-19 12:55:20 PM

Ziggy played guitar

Spitzer wannabe

2008-04-19 2:07:04 PM

""The solution to pollution is not eating spiders." Just in case you were wondering"

So, according to this, if I do not eat spiders, pollution will go away.

blahpers

2008-04-19 2:08:11 PM

Requisite pic:

xuanzhiyouxuan

2008-04-19 2:09:14 PM

All this anti-mercury propaganda is an obvious attempt to suppress the knowledge gained by the ancient Daoist alchemists: mercury is an important ingredient in the elixir of immortality. Don't believe the pharmaceutical hype! You can safely ingest pure mercury in doses of up to three grams! To trap this wonderful substance in mere thermometers is a mockery of health.

Wrong_Intentions

2008-04-19 2:28:21 PM

Being anti-hippie like I am, this article forces me to start eating spiders.

Lehk

2008-04-19 2:34:27 PM

rather than leaving the article open-ended, the author should have consulted with some spider experts to find out where they are getting the mercury.

Jedoc

2008-04-19 2:35:47 PM