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(AP)   "The solution to pollution is not eating spiders." Just in case you were wondering   ( divider line
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2008-04-19 10:01:45 AM  
spider thread ! EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK !
2008-04-19 10:08:19 AM  
CRAP! Now what am I going to make for dinner tonight? Ugh, now I have to go to the store and pick something ELSE.
2008-04-19 10:18:12 AM  
Okay, I'll get right on it.
2008-04-19 10:20:44 AM  
The next question to be answered: How are the spiders getting the mercury?

I think they STOLE IT.
2008-04-19 10:25:43 AM  
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2008-04-19 12:08:26 PM  
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2008-04-19 12:19:34 PM  
Go Tribe!
2008-04-19 12:48:34 PM  
Uhhh, I think the problem goes farther back then that, guys. Who is breaking all of these thermometers!? Don't they know spiders are trying to eat?
2008-04-19 12:50:36 PM  
If eating spiders is wrong, I don't wanna be right.
2008-04-19 12:55:20 PM  
Ziggy played guitar
2008-04-19 2:07:04 PM  
""The solution to pollution is not eating spiders." Just in case you were wondering"

So, according to this, if I do not eat spiders, pollution will go away.
2008-04-19 2:08:11 PM  
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2008-04-19 2:09:14 PM  
All this anti-mercury propaganda is an obvious attempt to suppress the knowledge gained by the ancient Daoist alchemists: mercury is an important ingredient in the elixir of immortality. Don't believe the pharmaceutical hype! You can safely ingest pure mercury in doses of up to three grams! To trap this wonderful substance in mere thermometers is a mockery of health.
2008-04-19 2:28:21 PM  
Being anti-hippie like I am, this article forces me to start eating spiders.
2008-04-19 2:34:27 PM  
rather than leaving the article open-ended, the author should have consulted with some spider experts to find out where they are getting the mercury.
2008-04-19 2:35:47 PM  
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2008-04-19 3:00:37 PM  

one good upsidedown spray with a can of duster and all of those become tiny iceballs on the ground.
2008-04-19 4:39:19 PM  

2008-04-19 5:16:53 PM  
I love spiders, they are SHOO KYUUTE!
2008-04-19 5:42:37 PM  

But don't let any liquid CO2 drip on you. First it's cold, then it feels like itchy burning.
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