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(AP)   "'Girls Gone Wild' president cleared." Well, yeah, but Hillary was still pretty pissed   (hosted.ap.org) divider line
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2008-04-14 5:43:41 PM  
A++++++ HEADLINE!!! WOULD READ AGAIN
 
2008-04-14 5:43:41 PM  
Boobies!!!!

GGW, is teh Awesome.
 
2008-04-14 5:44:16 PM  
Girls Gone Wild Dissappointing
 
2008-04-14 5:44:44 PM  
If Hillary could squeeze your head in her massive thighs she would pop it like a pimple.
 
2008-04-14 5:44:51 PM  
TTIWWP
 
2008-04-14 5:45:02 PM  
Apparently the girls gone wild guy cried like a little biatch when they arrested him. If you buy one of those dvds you are supporting little biatches everywhere.
 
2008-04-14 5:45:38 PM  
Mildly unrelated, but in the Doug Stanhope commercials, why does he look slightly disinterested/annoyed/disgusted when being flashed?
 
2008-04-14 5:46:10 PM  
*golf clap*
 
2008-04-14 5:50:40 PM  
Mayor Bee: Mildly unrelated, but in the Doug Stanhope commercials, why does he look slightly disinterested/annoyed/disgusted when being flashed?

Dude - it's Doug Stanhope. He was farking one-beer-away-from-the-porcelain-god wasted, most likely.
 
2008-04-14 5:53:09 PM  
I still can't believe Joe Francis made mega-millions from producing such crappy soft-core "porn". I would have never thought that many people would buy his lame videos.
 
2008-04-14 5:56:54 PM  
Mac: I say we hit the sorority houses, start passing out some flyers...
Dennis Reynolds: We need to go the library. At sorority houses you're going to find nothing but tramps and whores.
Mac: Perfect!
Dennis Reynolds: No, You're not listening. We don't want wild girls. We want good girls gone wild. It's important to see the transition, watch the process...
 
2008-04-14 5:57:00 PM  
Mayor Bee: Mildly unrelated, but in the Doug Stanhope commercials, why does he look slightly disinterested/annoyed/disgusted when being flashed?

He's a bitter, drunken unfunny loser.
 
2008-04-14 5:58:30 PM  
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'Your Bra Bomb better work, Nerdlinger!'

/better not be obscure
//Nominated for "Secretary of Partying Down."
 
2008-04-14 5:58:41 PM  
Girls Gone Mild
 
2008-04-14 6:01:12 PM  
My whole thing is they show the best stuff on the infomerical, censored granted. Nothing like a early morning fap session to kick off the day.
 
2008-04-14 6:02:28 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already: Lesbian Bukkake

Does not compute.
 
2008-04-14 6:02:40 PM  
Somacandra: /better not be obscure

OMG WHAT SHOW IS THAT? THE JETSONS???????///
 
2008-04-14 6:03:37 PM  
Bored Horde: Oh_Enough_Already: Lesbian Bukkake

Does not compute.


Look it up. Pr0ns has jumped the shark.
 
2008-04-14 6:03:54 PM  
Ahhh, low self-esteem. You are a gift to men everywhere.
 
2008-04-14 6:04:24 PM  
bronyaur1: Mayor Bee: Mildly unrelated, but in the Doug Stanhope commercials, why does he look slightly disinterested/annoyed/disgusted when being flashed?

He's a bitter, drunken unfunny loser.


Which makes him a highly regarded candidate to replace Artie Lang on the Howard Stern Show.

Jackie --> Artie --> Doug = Smooth, almost indistinguishable transition.

/not a threadjack if you consider how many "girls" go "wild" on Stern.
 
2008-04-14 6:04:55 PM  
Headline is misleading to a point . . . I thought that they had released Joe . . .

/gl in there bro
 
RnR
2008-04-14 6:05:36 PM  
Oh_Enough_Already: Lesbian Bukkake 6

Just stopped in to act enraged about lesbian bukkake

IT CAN NOT EXIST! IT CAN NOT EXIST! IT CAN NOT EXIST!

/not really enraged
//just wanted to point that out
 
2008-04-14 6:06:12 PM  
Copping a plea to get charges dropped ≠ being cleared

....especially when it applies to a raging douche bag like Joe Francis.
 
2008-04-14 6:11:30 PM  
seminole87
If Hillary could squeeze your head in her massive thighs she would pop it like a pimple.

Approves of this statement:

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2008-04-14 6:13:48 PM  
"Joe Francis, pleaded no contest to possessing cash and prescription drugs in his cell, court records show."

the county down there has it in for him. from what i remember, he TOLD them he had prescription meds, which he needs, and even brought proof, then still charged him just for walking in the door with them.
 
2008-04-14 6:13:49 PM  
AnnoyingKidNextDoor: Boobies!

/the only time I can get away with this I bet.


Nope.

/Boobies FTW!
 
2008-04-14 6:14:54 PM  
Girls Gone Wild = "Part-time strippers on vacation"

Or, sometimes, "future hookers to governators on vacation".
 
2008-04-14 6:23:46 PM  
I came here for pics etcetera disappointed etcetera.
 
2008-04-14 6:24:23 PM  
Didn't someone attack Joe Francis in his home and stick a dildo up his ass and such?
 
2008-04-14 6:27:25 PM  
Epsilon: I still can't believe Joe Francis made mega-millions from producing such crappy soft-core "porn". I would have never thought that many people would buy his lame videos.

Crappy product + Late night infomercials = $$$$

I was on MSN's boards the other day, on a thread about crappy products advertized on infomercials and how much they suck. I could hardly believe how many people actually buy that shiat.

/MSN is fun to troll. LOL I don't troll on Fark - one doesn't want to shiat all over one's favorite hangout
 
2008-04-14 6:28:05 PM  
Bravo Subby!

*Applause*

+ 1
 
2008-04-14 6:29:22 PM  
Someone (subby?) apparently can't farking read. It wasn't Joe Francis (the president of GGW) who was "cleared", it was another company employee who had been charged with smuggling cash and drugs into Francis while he was in jail. BTW, the charges were dropped, but presumably could be re-filed up and until the statute of limitations expires. In this case "cleared" is even stretching it a bit, "in the clear at present" might be a better description of events.
 
2008-04-14 6:35:37 PM  
I'm glad he beat the rap. We got a good look at the character of Scott Barbour while he was in Panama City; he's a good man. Both him and his company (Mantra) were forced to do a lot of community service hours in town; they could have tried to get out of it as quickly and as cheaply as possible. Instead, Mr. Barbour decided to actually be an asset and asked for a task. Scott Barbour brought his people in from California, at his own expense, and spent over $25,000 fixing up the local humane society kennels, which had fallen into disrepair due to bad local management (and cronyism in choosing the previous director).

It was a dirty job, cleaning and painting and doing minor repairs; and it was done well, with extra attention paid to doing the job correctly, regardless of expense. If they had contracted the job out it could not have been done better, and would have probably had corners cut and not been done so well.

When you think of "Girls gone Wild", one thinks of Joe Francis, a world class sleaze artist. But I doubt that Francis would be as successful without the advanced managerial talents of Mr. Barbour.
 
2008-04-14 6:37:45 PM  
lawboy87: Someone (subby?) apparently can't farking read.

Headline from the actual article: 'Girls Gone Wild' President Cleared

Fark headline: "'Girls Gone Wild' president cleared." Well, yeah, but Hillary was still pretty pissed

/the jury's out on whether I can read, but I CAN cut and paste
//subby
///giggity
 
2008-04-14 6:41:25 PM  
Pics? I know that the images will get killed by the Nazis, but we need to fight the good fight!
 
2008-04-14 7:07:24 PM  
Pictures, people!!!

/facepalm
 
2008-04-14 7:57:12 PM  
varmitydog: But I doubt that Francis would be as successful without the advanced managerial talents of Mr. Barbour.

Thank you for posting that, Scott Barbour varmitydog. I'm glad to know there are still alts balanced, thoughtful posters on Fark.
 
2008-04-14 8:02:24 PM  
People are buzzed at 2 in the morning and are more willing to spend money on whatever the TV tells them to. Its the new law of techno nature. Just look at how much money ebay makes at that time. Its uncanny to see how the market jumped in sales when Wal-mart opened up 24 hours. And at last just look at drug dealers, more money at 2am instead of 2pm.
 
2008-04-14 8:12:04 PM  
Only the little people go to jail for filming underage girls.
 
2008-04-14 8:43:15 PM  
sseye: Girls Gone Wild = "Part-time strippers on vacation"

Or, sometimes, "future hookers to governators on vacation".


Yes but you can at least have a little respect for the strippers. At least they get paid in cash instead of t-shirts.
 
2008-04-14 8:46:15 PM  
The show's crap... but the charges on Francis are a miscarriage of justice.
 
2008-04-14 8:55:11 PM  
Joe Francis got out of jail with time served, so is that pleading guilty? It seems like people are lining up to sue this guy.
 
2008-04-14 8:57:26 PM  
Death by Misadventure: Apparently the girls gone wild guy cried like a little biatch when they arrested him. If you buy one of those dvds you are supporting little biatches everywhere.

as if. The dude has more money than tears. There's no crying in Spring Break movie-making.
 
2008-04-14 9:01:35 PM  
As a wise man once opined, "I like to watch Girls Gone Wild backwards because then it looks like the girls have learned their lesson."
 
2008-04-14 11:25:47 PM  
Headline fails. He got sentenced to time served, which is terrible because the girls fraudulently used fake IDs that were good enough for the bartender so they could try to sue the pants off of GGW. You know that GGW would check IDs, and you know the girls were drinking. Wonder how they pulled that one.

Bored Horde: Oh_Enough_Already: Lesbian Bukkake

Does not compute.


Never seen a squirter?
 
2008-04-14 11:35:31 PM  
Where did this guy get any money? I haven't paid for porn since 1997.
 
2008-04-14 11:49:26 PM  
Headline gets a big fat -1 because Subby stole the joke from the Wall Street Journal's Opinion Journal:

Breaking News From 1999
"'Girls Gone Wild' President Cleared"--headline, Associated Press, April 12"
 
2008-04-15 1:33:39 AM  
Sad that people will actually pay for his pretend porn.
 
2008-04-15 2:11:46 AM  
Can someone in the US explain why Hillary doesn't get reamed for past spousal abuse? Is it because she's a woman, because Bill is an inveterate skirt chaser... what exactly is it?
 
2008-04-15 5:43:30 AM  
Boobies!

/the only time I can get away with this I bet.
 
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