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(Boston Globe)   Charges reduced in dog-sodomy case   ( divider line
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2002-11-13 01:46:07 PM  
I think a great deal of time, frustration, and taxpayer money would be saved if anyone who was proven to have tortured man or beast for no reason except their own sick pleasure was taken off and killed somewhere. I hope they start circulating the volunteer executioner list soon.
2002-11-13 01:46:07 PM  
If its just casual sex, who cares?

Reminds me of that joke:
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
2002-11-13 01:48:11 PM  
BDay55: Lessee....

If you're lost in a bush, you won't find either one of them?
2002-11-13 01:48:35 PM  
"I got a 130 lb rottweiler, I would have loved to see this guy try to sodomize him."

Meathead translation:
My weener is tiny and useless.

The weener equation for "tuff" dog owners:
Every ten pounds over 100 minus one inch off avg weener size.

Rott+130lb=6in ween-3in=3in weener
Adjust accordingly for ownership of Excursion/Avalanche.
2002-11-13 01:49:15 PM  
The charge got reduced to 'following too closely'...
2002-11-13 01:59:50 PM  
P People for the
E Ethical
T Tooling of
A Animals

Where does PETA stand on the issue? They problably are against it, but with them you can never be too sure!
2002-11-13 02:01:26 PM  

Not really the point, but I sympathize with your latent homosexuality. You might need to talk to someone.
2002-11-13 02:09:07 PM  
And as we type "Furry" websites are starting a legal fund for the guy.
2002-11-13 02:12:24 PM  
I personally think it makes a HUGE difference if the dog was male or female. Don't you?
2002-11-13 02:13:49 PM  
2002-11-13 02:14:09 PM  
Yes I think it makes a big difference.. Maybe the dog was female and maybe she was dressed in a manner that gave the impression that she was out to get laid.. If the dog was a male I have to question the Name Daisy......
2002-11-13 02:15:25 PM  
To: 11-13-02 01:59:50 PM Whodatbeez

Where does PETA stand? Do you mean like:, are they pitching or catching....?
2002-11-13 02:16:42 PM  
What if the dog did you?
2002-11-13 02:17:12 PM  
I personally think it makes a HUGE difference if the dog was male or female. Don't you?

Unclear on the concept much? (hint: keyword DOG) That's like saying it makes a big difference if shiat is brown or green before eating it.
2002-11-13 02:19:42 PM  
LMAO@SpaceMunky, but I agree!
2002-11-13 02:20:20 PM  
Charges reduced to involuntary pet-buggery.
2002-11-13 02:20:43 PM  
Green shiat is definitely better.....
2002-11-13 02:23:59 PM  
man, reduced charges? the police must've totally screwed the pooch on the evidence gathering.

2002-11-13 02:26:49 PM  
Since the guy didn't cum, the headlien should read:
"disharges reduced in dog-sodomy case"
2002-11-13 02:35:36 PM  
Hey Hobiecat:

Here's my Rotty, He thinks your wonderful!
[image from too old to be available]

To Poop On !
2002-11-13 02:36:02 PM  
Couldn't get it up, eh?
2002-11-13 02:37:26 PM  
11-13-02 02:26:49 PM Bug2k
Since the guy didn't cum, the headlien should read:
"disharges reduced in dog-sodomy case"

Ugh!!! >_you just for that.
2002-11-13 02:39:06 PM  
Okay, let me get this straight...
A man stuffs his 3 1/2 inch round 6 inch long penis in a beagles vagina which is only about 2 1/2 inches round and 2 inches long, and they say that the torture charges don't fit the crime??? Canada surrenders!
2002-11-13 02:40:17 PM  
I didn't read the article or any posts above; but I think it's horrible that this dog sodomized this poor man. So what happened when the case went to court, did the dog get off? Sorry...bad bad bad.
BDay555 - hilarious!
2002-11-13 02:44:16 PM  
The man was just trying to teach the dog a new trick !
That can be a difficult task depending on the dog's age.

Give the guy a break.
What is everybody's problem here ?
2002-11-13 02:46:15 PM  
Dog had to go to a cathouse to get off.
2002-11-13 03:10:51 PM  
I smel puntang....varmit puntang
2002-11-13 03:10:52 PM  
I smell puntang....varmit puntang
2002-11-13 03:16:29 PM  
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2002-11-13 03:17:10 PM  
I hope this story has what it takes to get in Marmaduke's Doggone Funnies this Sunday.
2002-11-13 03:18:25 PM  
Wouldn't it have been easier to sodomize the landlady? Hell, he may have even got a free month of rent?

Maybe he had a case of *puppy love* snicker....
2002-11-13 03:51:09 PM  
I think he was just trying to make the cat jealous.
2002-11-13 03:54:29 PM  
maybe it smelled like cookies.
2002-11-13 04:04:51 PM  
When I do it to my wife its love. When I do it to my dog its criminal. If loving you is wrong I don't want to be right.
2002-11-13 04:14:35 PM  
It wasn't his dog, that's why it was criminal.
2002-11-13 04:15:10 PM  
mistervoice: umm just how the hell do you know the size of a beagles vagina?
2002-11-13 04:35:32 PM  
I may have jumped to a conclusion about the dog's gender. I assumed that because the dog's name was Daisy, that it was female. It may have been a transvestite dog, or transgendered. Or maybe it was named after the BB gun. I just wanted to cover all my bases here.

By the way, I think beagles are cute dogs, but not THAT kind of cute.

I do think I'll skip this episode of "Animal Cops" on Animal Planet.
2002-11-13 05:05:43 PM  
How long before the dog turns states?
2002-11-13 05:21:01 PM  
"...911 operators received a call from a man claiming to be part of a group that planted a ''biological bomb'' in the mobile home park where Cocho lived. "

I thought most mobile home parks were biologic disaster areas.

2002-11-13 05:27:25 PM  
Apparently the judge agreed the dog was a hottie and probably deserved what she got...

So, Fuzzygirl118, when the weiner dog rubbed up against your leg, did the dog grow bigger?

enough already..
2002-11-13 06:14:12 PM  
This guy deserves to be locked in a roomful of hungry pitbulls
2002-11-13 06:16:03 PM  
Give me
Your dirty love
Just like yo mama make
Her fuzzy poodle do (Aw, Precious.)

Give me
Your dirty love
Just like yo mama make
That nasty poodle chew (Ohhh!)

I'll ignore your cheap aroma
And your Little Bo-Peep diploma
I' just put you in a coma
Wit' some dirty love
2002-11-13 06:54:42 PM  
poodle bites, poodle chews it, snap it frenchy
2002-11-13 06:58:18 PM  
Well... if the dog's name is DAISY, then s/he was probably asking for it regardless of the dogs sex. Johnny Cochran would have him off in a 30 second closing argument.
2002-11-13 07:47:06 PM  
I found this article very hard to masturbate to...
instead i found my eyes irresistably drawn to the cellphone advert at the top of the page advertising "pay $0 for incoming calls!"

what, there's parts of the world that didn't stop paying for incoming cell calls about five years ago?

2002-11-13 08:40:51 PM  
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Nice pussy. Nice hairy pussy. That's my pussy. My pussy's cute. My pussy is nice and fuzzy. My pussy feels nice.
2002-11-14 03:04:20 AM  
Sodomy is not necessarily penetration into the anus or vagina. It is also oral sex. This beagle may not be complaining...
2002-11-14 12:32:12 PM  
I've yet to read anywhere in which the news story stated that Daisy needed stitches or any sort of medical attention at all. Animals 'rape' other animals all the time in nature. Any animal farking human that genuinely loves the animal he/she's with will stop if it's causing said animal any discomfort. But I agree a beagle is probably way too small to accomodate even the smallest human tool.
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