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(Pigdot)   National Enquirer thinks Jenna Bush is a lesbian   ( divider line
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4475 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2001 at 10:41 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-09 07:11:59 PM  
Maybe I just not doing it right...
But every lady that I have had the pleasure of "kissing", has only let it go on for about 3-4 minutes max. After that they NEED my friend. I guess I can't see how just 2 ladies can get the whole job done without investing A LOT of time.
2001-08-09 07:19:14 PM  
The brain is the most erogenous organ. Emotion and intimacy are not just physical.
2001-08-09 07:21:57 PM  
How about some more pictures of lesbians? Preferably ones that look like "Everyday Hotties"
2001-08-09 07:27:06 PM  
Tooney: LOL
2001-08-09 07:28:57 PM  
Mog I never argued with Rei once. I did defend myself against LonMabonJovi's attempt at a flame/troll in my direction; however, as I said, Fark is about fun for me.

As you might already know:
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Amazing that this hasn't been posted in here yet.
2001-08-09 07:28:57 PM  
Charlie: What is your friend's name and how many of your "ladies" did he make off with?
2001-08-09 07:32:57 PM  

"investing a lot of time"?
Oy, how long do you think it takes to use your hands?

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 07:34:08 PM  
Damit Tooney. LOL
2001-08-09 07:35:19 PM  
Kissing for 3-4 minutes? Yeah, I could see why they wanted your friend instead...

Oh, wait... Quotes denote euphemism.

Is this board so up-tight we have to beat around the bush?
2001-08-09 07:37:13 PM  
What? A straight male using his hands when he can call his friend in to finish the job?

No way, never happen...
2001-08-09 07:38:00 PM  
I couldn't tell you how long you take.
One round = 30 minutes
Two rounds = 45 minutes

Solo = 10 minutes
2001-08-09 07:39:37 PM  
Is GWB so uptight that he has to beat around the bush?

Sorry just had to bring it back on topic, which was what again?
2001-08-09 07:53:41 PM  
Ha ha ha ha its about time that rei dick was put in his place! WELL DONE JONDERSON I COULDNT AGREE MORE!!

Rei you are a hypocrite! - do what i say dont do what i do!
2001-08-09 07:59:32 PM  
I think the topic was how Bush might enjoy beating around the bush...
2001-08-09 08:01:13 PM  
I would think that lesbians would have the same need for a "friend" that other women have. So why don't they use any tools? Is it a Feminist thing?
2001-08-09 08:02:30 PM  
Why use powertools when a finger or four can do the same job?
2001-08-09 08:06:39 PM  
Has anyone seen the bondage .avi with the champagne bottle. One question, did she get peritonitis?
2001-08-09 08:12:46 PM  
Hmm, my last post didn't make it up, that's strange.


Why would we need a "friend"? I think you have a strange concept going on here. Let me try to explain, using my personal experience, in as Safe-For-Work terminology as I can.

1. One at a time, so you're either focused on giving or receiving (don't have to focus on both at once, its a very nice thing).

2. Hands (variable number of fingers), or tongue, or both.

When giving, the only goal is the pleasure of your partner. Thus, there's no need for a "friend" - you pleasure her as long as she still needs more. :)

Afterwards, lots of cuddling :)

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 08:13:44 PM  
I don't think fingers are the same as the hot beef injection
2001-08-09 08:16:42 PM  
Peritonitis! ooooooo ouch! the cork pop did it? arghhhh I've seen soo much of that shiat in my life and it is horrible!
2001-08-09 08:21:11 PM  
You're right, it's not.
That's pretty much the whole point, I would think...
They aren't the same, but they can evoke a simular, if not more, ammout of pleasure as Mr. Winky.
Toys are also different from Mr. Happy, yet they too can evoke different types and ammounts of pleasure, depending on who uses them and other garbage.

The only thing Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm can do that these cannot, beyond spurting fluid, is allow one to write ones name in the snow with ease.
2001-08-09 08:24:53 PM  
I am not saying that you need or even want a man.
And again maybe I am doing it all wrong, but
I think I would have a real frustrated mate if there wasn't a final act.
2001-08-09 08:27:37 PM  
CB: It all comes down to the fact that your mate isn't a lesbian, and so enjoys the feel of Mr. Happy.
2001-08-09 08:35:43 PM  
Actually, it all boils down to the fact that no straight male can fully understand the way a woman thinks and feels.
2001-08-09 08:36:26 PM  
I'm suddenly wishing my fark login was Mr. Happy
2001-08-09 08:43:26 PM  
2001-08-09 08:43:43 PM  
The limiting reagent here is the two minds. The emotional connection, the fantasies, are far more important than the physical act. The physical act breaks down to receptors being stimulated. There are neural pathways emanating from the brain which add to the simple reflexive action of stimulating erogenous receptors. This is why certain people can get off just listening to auditory stimulation or just using visual stimulation. The tactile stimulation can and will be futile without a mental component. For example I can touch tactilely stimulate my glans and invoke thoughts of (insert sexual turnoff here)and display no arousal. True, if you are a teenage male you probably can't do this but just wait a few years and it will be possible. Now what was the subject of this thread, I think I seem to have forgot...oh yeah we were talking about lesbian bush....(boinggggggg).
2001-08-09 08:45:17 PM  
DaleP: You know that you can have multiple logins don't you.
2001-08-09 08:56:35 PM  
2001-08-09 09:03:17 PM  
"Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm"

lol. I'll have to remember that one.
2001-08-09 09:30:15 PM  
After a couple hours and with enough coaxing, Mr. Worm just may rear his ugly head. Sorry but I couldn't resist, call me Sybil.....(light bulb fires up).
2001-08-09 09:39:27 PM  
Political strategy at it's best. Let this rumor bubble away on the back burner for a couple more years then when George Bush fires up his re-election campaign, start racking up the gay & lesbian votes. No dimpled chads in 2004. No sir. Sweep the board W. Nice plan.
2001-08-09 09:44:56 PM  
Damn BigP,

If you tell everyone here on Fark you'll ruinerate it. Like my pappy always told me, too many kooks spoil the porrige on your family or somthun like that.
2001-08-09 10:00:36 PM  
gee gosh golly like we didnt see that coming whooo
2001-08-09 10:09:41 PM  
Ok, I didn't read this thread today because I thought, who cares if Jenna's a lesbian?. Then tonight I noticed how many posts there were and thought the topic must have gone off track and might be interesting. Then I start to read about Jonderson is. And then I hear Rei say that lesbians don't use toys? My lesbians use toys: strap ons, dildos, whatever it takes. Why would you limit yourself to the digits?
2001-08-09 10:11:19 PM  
That's supposed to read, "what an ass Jonderson is."
2001-08-09 10:14:24 PM  
"My Lesbians"?
2001-08-09 10:18:56 PM  
My friends...I call them "my lesbians". It's a term of endearment...I swear! :)
2001-08-09 10:23:29 PM  

Ok, I have to ask... "Your lesbians"?? :)

I said that we (Elaine and I) don't use toys. There's no particular reason, we're just quite happy with our sex life the way it is :)

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 10:26:10 PM  
Alright.....When I am with a woman....The best part is the start... just the kiss... lots of tongue. The oral is great, and definitley one at a time like Rei said! 69 is not good for me with another woman... when i'm receiving, i just want to relax and enjoy! Sometimes we will add a vibe... or even better, a double dong. When we use a double, we always face each other... one has their legs around the other... you can reach each other's clits in this position....

Yes... it can take a little time... but that's how we like it ;)

And yes.... I like men very much... and mostly date men. :)
2001-08-09 10:35:23 PM  
WorldC: Welcome to the thread! Can I be one of your lesbians then? :}

JodieB: Thanks for sharing, now I have some great imagery to spice up my sex life with the wife!
2001-08-09 10:38:07 PM  
MysticJ: If you're still out there I'm trying but

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oh well.
2001-08-09 10:39:13 PM  
Pbsaurus: I always welcome new lesbians into my, even if they're guys? Why not...
2001-08-09 10:43:23 PM  
happening to know a couple of lesbians (my mother and her girlfriend), and also being straight myself, i find myself asking... where the hell was this huge bunch of comments going? heh. i read most of it and little of it made any sense or any point whatsoever... imho
2001-08-09 10:45:22 PM  
Wow. I go eat some General Tso's chicken and look what happened..
2001-08-09 10:48:41 PM  
well aint that a biatch, why dont you write about ME? big whoop, im bisexual, so write about me! me me me! why wont you? oh yeah, im not the president's daughter. lol, i wonder if i wrote to a newspaper and was like, dude, i just hooked up with a girl, it was my first time, will you write about it? haha, i am going to go do that. i dont know how, but 2morrow, in the paper ill find wherever it is that you can send in whatever...ill try my best! and ill let you farkers know how it goes! hey, if jenna got it, why cant i?? oh yeah, im not the president's daughter. but im a professor's daughter! is that good enough?
2001-08-09 10:54:01 PM  
mmmm. General Tso's chicken.
2001-08-09 10:54:55 PM  
2001-08-09 10:58:17 PM  
Jodi... Wow...., Wow....
2001-08-09 10:58:23 PM  
the most beautiful thing in the world is two women, one on top of the other, grinding their clits/pussies together.

i've got that porn, and its very, very, very, very prized.
(flashpoint being the porn in question)
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