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(Pigdot)   National Enquirer thinks Jenna Bush is a lesbian   ( divider line
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4475 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Aug 2001 at 10:41 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-09 10:53:54 AM  
2001-08-09 10:58:14 AM  
Anyone who has visited a U.S. Meet-Market in the past 5 years would conclude that the entire population of women are dykes. Being lesbo is "in"... or, at least pretending to be lesbo.
2001-08-09 10:58:33 AM  
my thoughts exactly
2001-08-09 11:00:10 AM  
Yes! My prayers have been answered!

2001-08-09 11:01:15 AM  
The more I learn about Jenna, the more I like her.
2001-08-09 11:07:12 AM  
Is America finally growing a culture? I'm coming over!
2001-08-09 11:07:48 AM  
Can I watch?
2001-08-09 11:08:44 AM  
speedfreak: don't come over yet, our place is a mess. give us like a half hour to pick some things up.
2001-08-09 11:12:42 AM  
Flux: Oop - has Dubya fallen off the wagon?
2001-08-09 11:20:40 AM  
Yeah, Jenna because more cool by the day...

2001-08-09 11:24:11 AM  
I find it absolutely impossible to believe that the National Enquirer used the word "Sappho".
2001-08-09 11:25:43 AM  
I am on love with Jenna Bush. ;)
2001-08-09 11:28:46 AM  
Well, damn, there go my plans for getting her drunk and and in bed.
2001-08-09 11:32:10 AM  
why is this tagged obvious?!
2001-08-09 11:40:13 AM  
Bizarre: Maybe they just pretend to be lesbian when you're around.
2001-08-09 11:40:53 AM  
MilkIt: Probably because she seemed to be having so much fun at her girlfriend's party that featured female strippers.

2001-08-09 11:45:01 AM  
Ahh, fantasy number 14. put a check mark beside it.
2001-08-09 11:49:15 AM  
At least they'll have something to do with the empty bottles now..
2001-08-09 11:51:53 AM  
She's a LUG.
Lesbian Until Graduation.
2001-08-09 11:54:02 AM  
At least she's a prettier lesbian than Cheney's daughter.

2001-08-09 11:58:05 AM  
&ltFeeding Troll>
Someguy I should be so lucky
</Feeding Troll>
2001-08-09 12:16:48 PM  
Maybe Jenna will help get pot legalized:)
2001-08-09 12:22:24 PM  
Two chicks together?! That just ain't natural. It's an abomination! Woman has got to "be" with a man! Woman cannot "be" with another woman . . . unless there's a dude there to film it. Where was the Secret Service?
2001-08-09 12:22:51 PM  
I want my money back after reading that. Click on the picture and read the other article titles. what a waste of time.
2001-08-09 12:23:30 PM  
Jenna: I'm not gay. I just act that way to get chicks... er, dudes. I ment dudes!
2001-08-09 12:24:38 PM  
Umm guys... I seem a lot of male farkers saying "Yay, she's a lesbian". This is a pretty sure mark of somebody who doesn't know any lesbians. Just in case your wondering, it doesn't increase your chances of getting her in bed.
2001-08-09 12:25:59 PM  
No pictures of her licking pussy or sucking on nipples. I whipped out my schlong for nothing.
2001-08-09 12:26:27 PM  
Man, Jenna Bush is alright with me. Any hot chick willing to kiss other chicks is absolutely cool.

Hooray for lesbians!
2001-08-09 12:27:43 PM  
Statusquo: First of all, guys don't like lesbians b/c they think it will get them laid. Lesbians are just hot to begin with.

Second of all, you're in AA? I work in AA and am sitting here typing to you near State Street and 94.
2001-08-09 12:31:00 PM  
Statusquo: No, I don't know any lesbians. This does not stop me from wanting to. You clearly know a lot, and have tried to sleep with all of them, and failed. I would not be so foolish, so please post their numbers.
2001-08-09 12:42:06 PM  
I used to have quite a few lesbian friends (particularly when I was a flight attendant - and before you ask, NO!). They were just fun to be around, and we could check out women together. Not to mention that paling around with a girl makes you more approachable by other women when they realize that you aren't dating.

To be honest though, part of my joy at the prospect of Jenna deciding that she's gay comes from the slap in the face it would be for the "religious right" and their whole "homosexuality is wrong" crusade.

2001-08-09 12:45:57 PM  
Jenna: Female Version of the Gigolo?
2001-08-09 12:49:20 PM  
From a quick search of the net, it looks like Jenna has a boyfriend, or at least, someone who went to school with her, got drunk with her, and when drunk called her from jail and referred to himself as her boyfriend.

Of course, that's hardly conclusive in the least.

I still find it funny that so many log-cabin'ers voted for Bush because of Cheney's daughter. They apparently ignored the fact that he worked strongly in support of some of the most anti-gay legislation out there ;)

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 12:58:14 PM  
3horn: So you're not gay. But honestly, did you just go bang random chicks every night or what? Seems like it would be pretty easy.
2001-08-09 01:02:00 PM  
I think it would be better if she were bisexual. That would be a bigger slap in the face to the extreme right wing supporters of Bush, especially because she could then accidentally get pregnant during a drunken orgy and secretly have an abortion.
2001-08-09 01:02:28 PM  
Fark the George Bush, the Religious Right, and all "Good ole Boys"!
Jenna, you rule!!!
2001-08-09 01:16:59 PM  
"From a quick search of the net, it looks like Jenna has a boyfriend, or at least, someone who went to school with her, got drunk with her, and when drunk called her from jail and referred to himself as her boyfriend.

Of course, that's hardly conclusive in the least."

Then why did you even bother to say it?? Cripes, and people say that *I* am inflamatory...
2001-08-09 01:18:15 PM  
Shane, sounds like it would be eh'? Maybe if I'd been with a major carrier, but working for a rehional, I was the only FA on the plane, so not much luck....

2001-08-09 01:24:16 PM  
^5 Jenna ;)
2001-08-09 01:28:57 PM  

I wanted to make sure that people here realized that this is just rumor. Why did you lash back at me pointing out another, more likely possibility?

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 01:42:25 PM  
We are talking the National Enquirer...of course it is rumor. If it was factual it would be in every newscast around the world. And I lashed back at you because your "possibility" is no more credible than the Enquirer's. (By that I mean that their sources probably amount to something in the same credibility neighborhood as "From a quick search of the net"). What is worse, and the biggest reason I lashed back at you, is because what you said is not only speculative (by your own admission) but was said purely for the purpose of provocation.
2001-08-09 01:47:30 PM  
Us log-cabin'ers are mightly pissed off!
2001-08-09 01:48:10 PM  
Shane M Lesbians are just hot to begin with.

Care to reconsider that statement?
2001-08-09 02:02:30 PM  
Seriously, Jonderson. If we believed this we'd have to believe the batboy and alien babies.
2001-08-09 02:05:02 PM  
Jonderson: Actually Rei's "possibility" is factual, Jenna's boyfriend was arrested a few months ago, and picked up from the police station by the Secret Service. I don't think her post was for provocation as much as it was to dash the hopes of the male populace.

BB: What, you have something against Elaine?

2001-08-09 02:06:12 PM  
Batboy isn't real? What about the dog face boy? No, no... nooo...
2001-08-09 02:09:44 PM  

And what grounds do you have to strike back for me making a statement, and qualifying it with "possibly"?

I said nothing wrong. I said something pertinent, and properly qualified. If you have a problem with the art of conversation, I can recommend some books for you to read, that we covered in 6th grade. If its more of a problem understanding the english language, I can recommend a tutoring service to you. :)


Be glad you didn't say that in person ;)

Seriously, though, I'm sure you're incredibly attractive in pictures where you just got drenched by a waterfall and suddenly turned around to see someone was taking a picture of you. Right?

-= rei =-
2001-08-09 02:10:59 PM  
No, if you read the accounts, he only *claimed* to be her boyfriend, and those claims were never substantiated by anyone.

Plus it would take a lot more than that to displace a typical male fantasy, and I think Rei probably knows that.
2001-08-09 02:13:40 PM  
So if I get arrested and claim to be Jenna's boyfriend, do you think the Secret Service will show up to bail me outta jail?

2001-08-09 02:14:15 PM  
If its more of a problem understanding the english language...

surely you mean:

If it's more of a problem understanding the English language...

What were those books you mentioned?!

-=-=-=-=-=-= jonny =-=-=-=-=-=-
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