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(National Review) Hero Michelle Malkin is heroically leading the charge in the boycotting of Absolut vodak in response to their Islamohomomexicofascist identity politics. She's like the Rosa Parks of the disproportional outrage movement   (article.nationalreview.com) divider line
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2008-04-09 8:56:17 AM  
What's her husband going to do now in order to face having sex with her? Can't possibly hit that sober.
 
2008-04-09 8:59:33 AM  
I'll order a double to make up for the boycotters.

We must each do our part.
 
2008-04-09 9:08:42 AM  
It's a silly ad campaign for hipster vodka. Malkin can be such a stupid bint most of the time.
 
2008-04-09 9:08:57 AM  
Nestea Plunge: What's her husband going to do now in order to face having sex with her? Can't possibly hit that sober.

She's married? What's her husband do? Is marrying someone who makes a living in the professional outrage industry more or less moral than marrying someone who makes a living clubbing baby seals?
 
2008-04-09 9:10:28 AM  
Nestea Plunge: Can't possibly hit that sober.

Its all about the anal
 
2008-04-09 9:16:25 AM  
Michelle Malkin has one of the sandiest vaginas of all pundits. Hose that biatch out.
 
2008-04-09 9:16:43 AM  
Isn't tasting Absolut enough to boycott it?
 
2008-04-09 9:21:01 AM  
Jubeebee: Is marrying someone who makes a living in the professional outrage industry more or less moral than marrying someone who makes a living clubbing baby seals?

Less, duh. Polemicist comes below suicide bomber and above lawyer, as any fule kno.
 
2008-04-09 9:23:08 AM  
Kaiser Chieftess: Isn't tasting Absolut enough to boycott it?

Seriously. It's like stealing gasoline.
 
2008-04-09 9:23:25 AM  
Kaiser Chieftess: Isn't tasting Absolut enough to boycott it?

If Malkin is wanting a boycott of Absolut then that should be enough to purchase it. I don't particularly like Absolut but I'll be drinking it this weekend just to spite her. This is a stupid thing to be taking an issue with; there are bigger fish to fry in the world Michelle.
 
2008-04-09 9:25:02 AM  
So she's saying we should instead purchase our vodak from a COMMUNIST country?
 
2008-04-09 9:28:39 AM  
That's goddamned ridiculous. It's a friggin' TV commercial. Michelle does an awful lot of complaining for an anchor baby.
 
2008-04-09 9:30:16 AM  
Boycott or no, when it comes to vodka, I've always preferred Russian potato juice.
 
2008-04-09 9:31:24 AM  
Nestea Plunge: Michelle does an awful lot of complaining for an anchor baby.

WIN
 
2008-04-09 9:33:10 AM  
so she's saying we should switch to tequila?
 
2008-04-09 9:33:32 AM  
A team of psychologists could get two papers and a documentary studying her deranged, lunatic mind
 
2008-04-09 9:37:56 AM  
I have a bottle of Absolute Citron in my freezer. Looks like I'm gonna do some shots tonight in Ms. Malkin's honor.
 
2008-04-09 9:38:06 AM  
Mexicans drink vodka? Who knew!
 
2008-04-09 9:40:41 AM  
submitter: the Rosa Parks of the disproportional outrage movement

Nice work!
 
2008-04-09 9:47:42 AM  
Pretty funny what the bar owner did....
 
2008-04-09 9:49:14 AM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: So she's saying we should instead purchase our vodak from a COMMUNIST country?

Cuba?
 
2008-04-09 9:51:39 AM  
OregonVet: Pretty funny what the bar owner did....

this is a MASSIVE fuss over nothing at all. People are way to sensitive. If absolut had one of those with England taking up the whole of the UK, I would just laugh. People need to worry about things that are actually important.
 
2008-04-09 9:52:27 AM  
From TFA: "The company doesn't seem to have grasped that left-wing identity politics and liquor don't mix."

She has to be kidding? She thinks only over-sensitive right wing whiners drink, or what?

/let me know if Absolut starts actually losing any meaningful money
//meanwhile, bottoms up!
 
2008-04-09 9:53:30 AM  
OregonVet: Pretty funny what the bar owner did....

Your idea of "funny" is odd...
 
2008-04-09 9:55:39 AM  
Of course the fact that it was a MEXICAN ad just makes this all the more hilarious. Has she not heard of regional marketing? Amazingly enough, when large companies advertise abroad they often don't give a fark about US sensibilities.
 
2008-04-09 9:59:23 AM  
OlafTheBent: I'll order a double to make up for the boycotters.

I'll order a double anyway. Any excuse to punish my liver & kidneys.
 
2008-04-09 10:03:10 AM  
Can we have a caption contest for the ad? I'd go with either
"In an Absolute world, there would be a hundred million more poor people"
or
"In an absolute world, there would be no cartographers."
 
2008-04-09 10:04:04 AM  
Bah, ignore the typo, my fingers insist on spelling things in English.
 
2008-04-09 10:04:55 AM  
In an Absolut world, Michelle's parents would have been deported before they gave birth to her.
 
2008-04-09 10:21:26 AM  
They should learn to set aside their differences like these two fine examples of Canadian and American citizenry.

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2008-04-09 10:30:38 AM  
Usually I drink Tito's vodka, but I think today I will buy some Absolut just to piss off a neo-con

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2008-04-09 10:54:28 AM  
What's vodak? Sounds like an invading alien race, so I could support a boycott of that.
 
2008-04-09 10:59:32 AM  
Leave it Malkin to take targeted marketing and blow it up into a conspiracy to "reclaim" US territory.

Absolut is trying to expand their sales by tapping a new, albeit ethnic market. Just as Malkin targets her audience of suck and imbecility.
 
2008-04-09 11:10:44 AM  
Absolut can fix this by sponsoring part of the Big Fence.
 
2008-04-09 11:14:51 AM  
Malkin is coming to my area in a few weeks for some "Leadership Conference" floor-humper festival.

I was thinking about hanging out in the bar with a magnum bottle of Absolut and a "Viva Mexifornia" hat and seeing if she'd approach me.
 
2008-04-09 11:39:30 AM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: Malkin is coming to my area in a few weeks for some "Leadership Conference" floor-humper festival.

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"Appletini, anyone?"
 
2008-04-09 11:50:21 AM  
Glasgowsfinest: this is a MASSIVE fuss over nothing at all.

Yes, especially the fuss defending absolut.
 
2008-04-09 11:54:07 AM  
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2008-04-09 11:54:56 AM  
IndyMBA: Kaiser Chieftess: Isn't tasting Absolut enough to boycott it?

If Malkin is wanting a boycott of Absolut then that should be enough to purchase it. I don't particularly like Absolut but I'll be drinking it this weekend just to spite her. This is a stupid thing to be taking an issue with; there are bigger fish to fry in the world Michelle.


This, I am in the same boat, absolut is alright but for the dollar there are plenty of better vodkas, I will however be purchasing a bottle for my trip this weekend.
 
2008-04-09 11:55:25 AM  
I love Mexicans, their hard work ethic, their humble demeanor, their amazing ability to get xenophobes a-foaming.
 
2008-04-09 11:55:59 AM  
kingMountain: so she's saying we should switch to tequila?

ZING!
 
2008-04-09 11:56:22 AM  
Nestea Plunge: What's her husband going to do now in order to face having sex with her? Can't possibly hit that sober.


Come on....you might disagree with her, but she's attractive.
 
2008-04-09 11:56:49 AM  
Well...look at it this way. As soon as America becomes more and more like Mexico, they'll all want to leave
 
2008-04-09 11:57:26 AM  
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2008-04-09 11:57:31 AM  
For every bottle of Vodak you don't drink, i will drink three.
 
2008-04-09 11:57:35 AM  
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Ooohhhh.... that makes me madder than..... A yak in heat!
 
2008-04-09 11:57:46 AM  
Nestea Plunge: It's a silly ad campaign for hipster vodka.


I only thought hipsters drank Pabst Blue Ribbon, and nothing else.

Chopin, FTW!
 
2008-04-09 11:58:01 AM  
Ward Churchillesque advertising ALWAYS works.
 
2008-04-09 11:58:21 AM  
why would that mexican ad bother anyone? get over it. its a freaking ad people.
 
2008-04-09 11:58:47 AM  
Michelle Malkin looks like her mother drank heavily when she was pregnant.


/and shes a coont to boot
 
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