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(WCBS 880)   Today's "I Smell a Lawsuit" story comes from New York, where kids brought toothpaste-filled Oreos to school for an April Fools prank, and someone's precious snowflake got sick after eating three of them   (wcbs880.com) divider line
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Julieahni
2008-04-03 2:27:57 PM  
So, the first two didn't taste funny so the kid went for a third one? Stupid, stupid kid.
 
JoeCowboy
2008-04-03 2:33:24 PM  
BWHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

MINTY PUKE

JC
 
Nestea Plunge
2008-04-03 2:34:28 PM  
The kid couldn't tell after half of the first one? Moron.
 
basemetal
2008-04-03 2:40:45 PM  
Yea, fluoride is poison in high enough concentration. Read the tube, do not swallow.
 
Av8rLuvr
2008-04-03 2:43:24 PM  
Toothpaste between two chocolate cookies? Preventive maintenance?
 
The_Synergism
2008-04-03 2:54:23 PM  
if you can't taste the minty toothpaste, or notice a difference in the texture of the filling, you probably deserve to get sick

Darwin in action
 
kronicfeld
2008-04-03 2:56:50 PM  
Those kids should take some personal responsibility for having been lied to and poisoned.
 
kingMountain
2008-04-03 2:59:15 PM  
basemetal: Read the tube, do not swallow.

what is anne sullivan's wedding day advice to helen keller, alex?
 
Bobby Infinity
2008-04-03 3:19:28 PM  
I made jello-shots for a party one time and made a few extra using that green aloe stuff. Hilarity ensued.
 
dj4aces
2008-04-03 3:46:25 PM  
kingMountain: basemetal: Read the tube, do not swallow.

what is anne sullivan's wedding day advice to helen keller, alex?

Bahahaha! +1!
 
HulkHands
2008-04-03 3:54:48 PM  
Bobby Infinity: I made jello-shots for a party one time and made a few extra using that green aloe stuff. Hilarity ensued.

I've drank some of that stuff. Uuuuuugh.
 
GoGoGo
2008-04-03 4:05:16 PM  
maybe he thought they were...

[image from chelseaperetti.com too old to be available]

/i hotlinked...so at least go visit her blog
//http://chelseaperetti.blogspot.com/2005/11/mint-oreos.html (new window)
 
GoGoGo
2008-04-03 4:06:21 PM  
....
so THIS is why fat kids are less likely to get cavities
 
Nick Nostril
2008-04-03 4:12:29 PM  
So, I'm thinking if after the first bite, maybe second, you don't get it, you might have an overeating problem.

/Om nom nom nom nom
 
fark_your_mudder
2008-04-03 4:13:24 PM  
So...they either started making creme flavored toothpaste, or these kids are just morans.

When I worked at McDonald's, I made my boss a McFlurry with coffee grounds and passed it off as Oreo. He said it was actually delicious and continued to polish it off.
 
Squirrel Nutkin
2008-04-03 4:14:08 PM  
kingMountain: basemetal: Read the tube, do not swallow.

what is anne sullivan's wedding day advice to helen keller, alex?

Winner!
 
jj325
2008-04-03 4:14:19 PM  
Obviously this kid had never brushed his teeth before
 
xxBirdMadGirlxx
2008-04-03 4:14:30 PM  
kingMountain: basemetal: Read the tube, do not swallow.

what is anne sullivan's wedding day advice to helen keller, alex?

Where I shall I send the brand new internets that you are the winner of?
 
Queequegaz
2008-04-03 4:14:38 PM  
Am I the only one that suddenly has an irresistable urge to try one of these toothpaste cookies?
 
PullmyHair
2008-04-03 4:14:38 PM  
Next up : Cinnamon Scope being switched out for Kool-Aid
 
Norman Greenbaum
2008-04-03 4:14:58 PM  
Years ago, my best friend used the contraceptive jelly that is used with diaphragms to brush her teeth. She was immediatly aware of her mistake.
 
loki see loki do
2008-04-03 4:15:05 PM  
kingMountain: basemetal: Read the tube, do not swallow.

what is anne sullivan's wedding day advice to helen keller, alex?

Win!
 
LukeA
2008-04-03 4:15:12 PM  
basemetal: Yea, fluoride is poison in high enough concentration. Read the tube, do not swallow.

Water is poisonous in high enough concentration. Anything is poisonous in high enough concentration.
 
vernonFL
2008-04-03 4:15:23 PM  
Yea, fluoride is poison in high enough concentration.

How much do they put in toothpaste? There is flouride in my water and I drink lots of it all day.
 
LittleGreenMen
2008-04-03 4:15:43 PM  
I know 2 moms who did this to their own kids!
Their kids weren't dumb enough to keep going after the first bite.
 
eno
2008-04-03 4:16:23 PM  
Don't oreos and toothpaste cancel each other out upon chewing?

/nothing to swallow here. move along.
 
fark_your_mudder
2008-04-03 4:16:35 PM  
Who put piss in my apple juice!?!?
 
tothekor
2008-04-03 4:16:44 PM  
Question: were ALL of the cookies like that or just a portion of them? Perhaps the "victim" ate two good cookies and then the third one was the bad cookie.

/Off to read the article and see if they answer the question.
//I'm betting not.
/Also, the Cookie Monster does not condone such behavior.
//But Oscar the Crouch does.
/Slashie heaven.
 
carrion_luggage
2008-04-03 4:17:07 PM  
LukeA: basemetal: Yea, fluoride is poison in high enough concentration. Read the tube, do not swallow.

Water is poisonous in high enough concentration. Anything is poisonous in high enough concentration.

Fark is poisonous in high enough con
 
ScottMpls
2008-04-03 4:17:36 PM  
Punks. Whatever happened to making homemade fudge spiked with Ex-Lax?
 
TommyBahama
2008-04-03 4:17:40 PM  
Norman Greenbaum: Years ago, my best friend used the contraceptive jelly that is used with diaphragms to brush her teeth. She was immediatly aware of her mistake.

tasted it before has she??
 
Russ1642
2008-04-03 4:17:50 PM  
The_Synergism: if you can't taste the minty toothpaste, or notice a difference in the texture of the filling, you probably deserve to get sick

Darwin in action

I agree.
 
daas_boot
2008-04-03 4:18:31 PM  
First rule of school. Never eat anything anyone gives you. EVER. EVER. I cannot stress this enough people.

This applies to work as well. That cupcake that the nice co-worker made? Yeah. She has 37 cats at home and she didn't wash her hands after petting them and cleaning up kitty litter.
 
Koalaesq
2008-04-03 4:18:35 PM  
tothekor But Oscar the Crouch does.


Oscar the Crouch is ok, but Oscar the Crotch is a dick.
 
KnightsCross
2008-04-03 4:18:37 PM  
basemetal: Yea, fluoride is poison in high enough concentration. Read the tube, do not swallow.

Thats why they put it in your drinking water!!
 
loki see loki do
2008-04-03 4:18:40 PM  
Actually, 'win' simply doesn't cut it You are

awesome (new window)
 
tothekor
2008-04-03 4:19:33 PM  
Wow! That was a VERY informative article. :/
 
kingMountain
2008-04-03 4:19:35 PM  
loki see loki do: awesome (new window)

you lied to me!
 
loki see loki do
2008-04-03 4:19:37 PM  
Link (new window)

darnit. semi NSFW
 
kingMountain
2008-04-03 4:20:22 PM  
loki see loki do: darnit. semi NSFW

awesome.

//thx
 
harstad
2008-04-03 4:21:12 PM  
I once tricked a kid into eating a whole bar of ex-lax after convincing him it was a candy bar.
 
Pair-o-Dice
2008-04-03 4:21:30 PM  
basemetal:
Read the tube, do not swallow.

My tube says 'swallow dammit'
 
Burning_Monk
2008-04-03 4:23:14 PM  
KnightsCross: basemetal: Yea, fluoride is poison in high enough concentration. Read the tube, do not swallow.

Thats why they put it in your drinking water!!

Not in my drinking water, we have it banned out here in my county.

/because it's poison
 
eno
2008-04-03 4:23:27 PM  
OSCAR THE CROUCH


[image from thestahrs.com too old to be available]
 
tothekor
2008-04-03 4:23:31 PM  
harstad: I once tricked a kid into eating a whole bar of ex-lax after convincing him it was a candy bar.

And I'll get you for that! I've been on the pot ever since.
 
Locke3k
2008-04-03 4:24:26 PM  
fark_your_mudder: When I worked at McDonald's, I made my boss a McFlurry with coffee grounds and passed it off as Oreo. He said it was actually delicious and continued to polish it off.

Wow, you're totally hardcore! See you at Hot Topic!
 
Tachikoma
2008-04-03 4:24:57 PM  
Unless the first two cookies weren't spiked, the kid is a farking moron, and deserves to be sick. Did he just inhale them, and not bother to chew or something?

/where I come from, we twist apart our Oreos and lick the frosting
//probably would have smashed the cookie on the kid for tempting me with an Oreo that contained no frosting goodness
 
steveo
2008-04-03 4:25:29 PM  
Is this the day when we try to see how many times we can use the phrase "precious snowflake" on the front page?


/if it's de rigeur, it's no longer funny
//and my lawn, get off it
 
Merry Sunshine
2008-04-03 4:25:50 PM  
fark_your_mudder: So...they either started making creme flavored toothpaste, or these kids are just morans.

They do, in fact, make vanilla-flavored toothpaste. Kids' toothpaste comes in all sorts of flavors now. Watermelon, bubble gum, etc. And, yes, vanilla.

Moral: Don't put stupid shiat in people's food. OK? Very simple. Nobody has the right to force/trick someone into ingesting things they don't want to ingest.

/Oreos. Serious business.
 
tothekor
2008-04-03 4:25:56 PM  
I wonder if he was dipping them milk...Hmmm...
 
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