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(NYPost)   Hillary announces that Obama cannot win. Well, that's all folks. Drive home safely; thanks for coming   (nypost.com) divider line
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2008-04-03 11:14:51 AM  
Despite her appeal, Richardson ultimately endorsed Obama - which sent Bill Clinton into a purple rage last weekend during a private meeting with California superdelegates.

"Five times to my face [Richardson] said that he would never do that," the former president thundered.


wow, bill, turns out getting lied to sucks.
 
2008-04-03 11:22:25 AM  
kingMountain: "Five times to my face [Richardson] said that he would never do that," the former president thundered.

He'd make a good contestant on 'Big Brother.'

They always argue about that kinda crap.
 
2008-04-03 11:47:23 AM  
well, that cinches it. I could never vote for a gigantic shrew harpy biatch like Shrillary, so I suppose I'll just have to vote for whichever neoconservative war hawk is running this time.
 
2008-04-03 11:47:48 AM  
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2008-04-03 11:49:08 AM  
So Hillary thinks she can beat McCain while losing to Obama?
 
2008-04-03 11:51:01 AM  
"He cannot win, Bill. He cannot win," she said,

That's not an announcement, that's a pleading.
 
2008-04-03 11:56:11 AM  
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2008-04-03 11:56:13 AM  
Notice she hasn't told us who CAN win.
 
2008-04-03 11:58:54 AM  
kingMountain: Despite her appeal, Richardson ultimately endorsed Obama - which sent Bill Clinton into a purple rage last weekend during a private meeting with California superdelegates.

"Five times to my face [Richardson] said that he would never do that," the former president thundered.

wow, bill, turns out getting lied to sucks.


*polite golf clap*
 
2008-04-03 12:01:20 PM  
once obama gets the nom and goes head-to-head with mcsame, it'll be a massacre.
 
2008-04-03 12:05:18 PM  
FlashHarry: once obama gets the nom and goes head-to-head with mcsame, it'll be a massacre.

Seriously. I almost feel bad for McCain. I find it funny that the "liberal media" coverage is "John McCain is beating both Obama and Hillary in the polls!" When she finally gives up, the vast majority of Clinton supporters will go to Obama and, except for a few cross-overs, it's still Dems crushing Pubs 2-1.
 
2008-04-03 12:06:42 PM  
FlashHarry: once obama gets the nom and goes head-to-head with mcsame, it'll be a massacre.

It'll be entertaining to say the least...
 
2008-04-03 12:10:43 PM  
The Onanist: FlashHarry: once obama gets the nom and goes head-to-head with mcsame, it'll be a massacre.

It'll be entertaining to say the least...


true. and no matter what happens - bush is over.
 
2008-04-03 12:11:52 PM  
FlashHarry: true. and no matter what happens - bush is over.

R'amen!
 
2008-04-03 12:14:59 PM  
kingMountain: Despite her appeal, Richardson ultimately endorsed Obama - which sent Bill Clinton into a purple rage last weekend during a private meeting with California superdelegates.

"Five times to my face [Richardson] said that he would never do that," the former president thundered.

wow, bill, turns out getting lied to sucks.


Boy, oh, boy, I know Bill isn't stupid, so the only possible explanation for him complaining about being lied to is narcissism.
 
2008-04-03 12:15:19 PM  
Hillary couldn't win an election against Hitler's Dog.... for the position of dog catcher... in Jerusalam.

biatch is the worst possible candidate the Dems could have picked.
 
2008-04-03 12:17:43 PM  
Sad. Just sad, Hillary. Give it up. You're embarrassing yourself.
 
2008-04-03 12:17:53 PM  
I, for one, do not want another President who is that bad at math. Nor do we need any more delusional Presidents.
 
2008-04-03 12:19:03 PM  
I still don't believe a black man or a women can be president of the states without being assassinated. Then when that happens (if either does get in) we'll see the true character of the American People, and it won't be as advanced as we've been led to believe.

/Cdn
//Belives everyone is racist
 
2008-04-03 12:20:48 PM  
FlashHarry: The Onanist: FlashHarry: once obama gets the nom and goes head-to-head with mcsame, it'll be a massacre.

It'll be entertaining to say the least...

true. and no matter what happens - bush is over.


It dawned on me the other day that this election could be the first one in my life- not my voting life, my entire life- where I'd basically be happy with either choice. Obama would rock, but I could deal with McCain.

Hillary? Not so much.
 
2008-04-03 12:21:59 PM  
Bill Frist: Hillary couldn't win an election against Hitler's Dog.... for the position of dog catcher... in Jerusalam.

biatch is the worst possible candidate the Dems could have picked.


I would vote for Hitler's corpse before I would vote for Hillary. I would sooner put Bush back in for 8 years than let Hillary have 4. With the amount of personal power Bush has consolidated into the Presidency, the next President needs to have a real goal and not be a power hungry piece of garbage. That's why I'd sooner have McCain or (preferably) Obama. Hillary would end up making Hitler and Stalin look like "well meaning but misunderstood leaders who got a bad rap".
 
2008-04-03 12:22:27 PM  
"No! This cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!"
 
2008-04-03 12:23:47 PM  
FlashHarry: The Onanist: FlashHarry: once obama gets the nom and goes head-to-head with mcsame, it'll be a massacre.

It'll be entertaining to say the least...

true. and no matter what happens - bush is over.


And there will be much rejoicing.
 
2008-04-03 12:24:51 PM  
FlashHarry: once obama gets the nom and goes head-to-head with mcsame, it'll be a massacre.

It will be this all over again.

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McCain: *tired rhetoric*

Obama: *facts*

McCain: *fuzzy math*

Obama: *facts*
 
2008-04-03 12:26:49 PM  
HulkHands:
McCain: *tired rhetoric*

Obama: *facts*

McCain: *fuzzy math*

Obama: *facts*


McCain: *weak grasp of subtleties of the middle east*

Obama: *facts
 
2008-04-03 12:28:41 PM  
mediaho: Seriously. I almost feel bad for McCain. I find it funny that the "liberal media" coverage is "John McCain is beating both Obama and Hillary in the polls!" When she finally gives up, the vast majority of Clinton supporters will go to Obama and, except for a few cross-overs, it's still Dems crushing Pubs 2-1.

I'm a bigtime Obama supporter, but there's a flaw here, and it really depends on how the polls are conducted. If they ask "Obama, Clinton, or McCain?" and McCain beats them both then you're right, combining Obama and Clinton's numbers will crush McCain. But if they ask "Obama or McCain?" and "Clinton or McCain?" then there will be lots of overlap between the voting blocs. I'm pretty sure they do it the second way, so at most it'll be around a 5-6% bump.

Personally I think things will even out once the Dems pick Obama, and as time wears on Independents will trickle over to Obama so that he wins in November pretty handily. He's taken both barrels from the Clintons and the GOP to attempt to blast him out of the primary race, and he's still climbing in the polls.
 
2008-04-03 12:30:00 PM  
AuralArgument: I still don't believe a black man or a women can be president of the states without being assassinated.

Are you talking? Stop, before you make everyone around you retarded. That shiat is contagious.
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Here's why no one should vote for Hillary Clinton: She's the NYS Senator. What, why is that so bad? Well, let's see- before her husband was President, he was the Governor of Arkansas (and they lived in Arkansas). Then he was President, and they lived in DC. Then, pretty much the day he leaves office, she runs for NYS Senator?

Wow, I mean, she must really care for her constituency. She couldn't have moved to NY because it was a liberal state with an empty Senate seat!

I'm sorry, but as a former NYer, that's personally insulting. She basically ran her Senate campaign with the promise that we were a stepping stone to the Presidency. She was fairly blatant about carpetbagging us. The position of Senator for the second most populous state in the US is nothing but a stepping stone?

I'm sorry, but I refuse to be cynically used for someone's political gain. fark you, Ms. Clinton.
 
2008-04-03 12:30:40 PM  
Ace Frehley's Ghost: HulkHands:
McCain: *tired rhetoric*

Obama: *facts*

McCain: *fuzzy math*

Obama: *facts*

McCain: *weak grasp of subtleties of the middle east*

Obama: *facts


McCain: *economic ignorance*

Obama: *facts*
 
2008-04-03 12:31:54 PM  
Ah.... I figured out exactly what the modern parlance is to express my disdain for shrillary:

Hillary Clinton: TK-ing Smacktard
 
2008-04-03 12:32:04 PM  
Ace Frehley's Ghost: HulkHands:
McCain: *tired rhetoric*

Obama: *facts*

McCain: *fuzzy math*

Obama: *facts*

McCain: *weak grasp of subtleties of the middle east*

Obama: *facts


McCain: *senile-sounding statement about positions he's flip-flopped on*

Obama: *passionate appeal to the American people as adults*
 
2008-04-03 12:32:06 PM  
Jubeebee: Ace Frehley's Ghost: HulkHands:
McCain: *tired rhetoric*

Obama: *facts*

McCain: *fuzzy math*

Obama: *facts*

McCain: *weak grasp of subtleties of the middle east*

Obama: *facts

McCain: *economic ignorance*

Obama: *facts*


McCain: *bends over to pick up a notecard, a little old man fart squeaks out*

Obama: *sprays air freshener, McCain disappears*
 
2008-04-03 12:33:10 PM  
McCain: Torture works, trust me, I know. I gave it up quick.

Obama: *facts*
 
2008-04-03 12:33:48 PM  
If Obama ends up with the nomination then I will be truly torn in November. On the one hand, having the president and Congress from different parties is the only way to ensure checks and balances in our sad little two party system. That's why I voted for the Democrat in the last Senate election. Someone, anyone, needed to be there to say to Bush, "No! Bad!" and smack him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. Of course, this is McCain of the McGain-Feingold First Amendment Reform and Incumbent Protection Act so that gambit could turn out wrong if he decides to reach across the aisle and find harmonious ways to fark us all in the ass.

On the other hand, I'd like to see Obama win so that I could hear the crying and lamentations of spurned Clinton fans who would be denied the opportunity to say "I told you so." If Obama wins the nomination and the presidency then the Clintons, all of them, are finished. As a man who likes it when bad things happen to politicians, this would tickle me greatly.
 
2008-04-03 12:35:24 PM  
Tastes Like Chicken: I'm a bigtime Obama supporter, but there's a flaw here, and it really depends on how the polls are conducted. If they ask "Obama, Clinton, or McCain?" and McCain beats them both then you're right, combining Obama and Clinton's numbers will crush McCain. But if they ask "Obama or McCain?" and "Clinton or McCain?" then there will be lots of overlap between the voting blocs. I'm pretty sure they do it the second way, so at most it'll be around a 5-6% bump.

Ah, gotcha. Actually, I'd like to see that "Obama, Clinton, or McCain?" poll if one exists from a reputable source.
 
2008-04-03 12:37:19 PM  
I don't know if this is trolling, but this does lend credence to the other article about how if she gives up her she defaults on her massive loans...

Just sayin'.
 
2008-04-03 12:38:15 PM  
SnoreCriminal:

I would vote for Hitler's corpse before I would vote for Hillary. I would sooner put Bush back in for 8 years than let Hillary have 4. With the amount of personal power Bush has consolidated into the Presidency, the next President needs to have a real goal and not be a power hungry piece of garbage. That's why I'd sooner have McCain or (preferably) Obama. Hillary would end up making Hitler and Stalin look like "well meaning but misunderstood leaders who got a bad rap".

Hyperbole much?
 
2008-04-03 12:38:21 PM  
mastethom: If Obama ends up with the nomination then I will be truly torn in November. On the one hand, having the president and Congress from different parties is the only way to ensure checks and balances in our sad little two party system.

For the most part I agree with that. All things being equal I strongly prefer the executive and legislature to be different parties. This time around, two things are pushing me in Obama's direction in spite of that: the president's power as commander in chief of the military, and the ability to appoint supreme court justices. I very much don't want the equivalent of a 3rd term Bush in charge of those responsibilities any more. Especially the military thing. More wars would be disastrous for us right now.
 
2008-04-03 12:38:26 PM  
FlashHarry: once obama gets the nom and goes head-to-head with mcsame, it'll be a massacre.


Yeah, poor Obama.
 
2008-04-03 12:39:31 PM  
If Obama promises he's taking McCain's big boobed daughter into the White House with him, I don't know...it just seems to me that no one would have a reason to be voting for McCain then.
 
2008-04-03 12:40:11 PM  
Sadly, she is right. It's too bad she can't win either.

/bring on the old white guy!
//note: kill self
 
2008-04-03 12:40:13 PM  
FlashHarry: once obama gets the nom and goes head-to-head with mcsame, it'll be a massacre.

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/nom nom nom
 
2008-04-03 12:42:03 PM  
It'll be a three-way tie...so Bush will stay in office until they hash it out!

/lives in fantasy world
 
2008-04-03 12:42:22 PM  
mastethom: If Obama ends up with the nomination then I will be truly torn in November. On the one hand, having the president and Congress from different parties is the only way to ensure checks and balances in our sad little two party system.

True but (a) you run the risk of Pubs taking congress and (b) there will probably be 2 SCOTUS positions open within the next few years.
 
2008-04-03 12:44:13 PM  
I hate when they just referr to her as "Hill" in the headlines. I thought for a second that this was some kind of statment from Capitol Hill. Like Hillary had played some amazing card she had up her sleeve and conviced the entire Congress to denounce Obama.
 
2008-04-03 12:44:17 PM  
Av8rLuvr: That's not an announcement, that's a pleading.

That's not pleading. That's desperation.
 
2008-04-03 12:44:34 PM  
mastethom: If Obama wins the nomination and the presidency then the Clintons, all of them, are finished.

It's unfortunate that the DLC is too far out of the limelight for us to really see their flailing right now. The closest we can get to it is Hillary's campaign, upon which the power of the DLC rests. Her brinkmanship is representative, but I'd love to see what the party power players who've had free reign for decades (and who only just started seeing the writing on the wall in 2006) are doing while Obama and Dean deliver an 11 month-long death blow.

If Obama does get the nomination, I'll watch CNN on election night. I want to see James Carville spontaneously combust when CNN calls it for Obama.
 
2008-04-03 12:46:43 PM  
"Never in my 90 yrs have i seen and experienced more danger for this country's denocracy and our election system.Obama has the legacy of MLK for equality and justice for all races and turned it into a drive for power and retaliation for his followers.His obsession for power reminds one of the fight to control Germany in the 20's.Just look at the hatred he has aroused in the black churches and the young followers of his cult.I feel uneasy about the formation of a African-American Bund.DIVIDE and CONQUER is not what this country needs from this young.inexperienced,glib-tongued,power hungry,individual.We have so much to learn and so much to fear about him.Be careful what you wish for and who you blindly follow.It could be a very dangerous path in our History. Fight for Hillary because - IT WILL TAKE THIS WOMAN TO FIX OUR VILLAGE"

Hillaryis44 - brain activity optional.
 
2008-04-03 12:49:04 PM  
Senescent Dawn: mastethom: If Obama ends up with the nomination then I will be truly torn in November. On the one hand, having the president and Congress from different parties is the only way to ensure checks and balances in our sad little two party system.

For the most part I agree with that. All things being equal I strongly prefer the executive and legislature to be different parties. This time around, two things are pushing me in Obama's direction in spite of that: the president's power as commander in chief of the military, and the ability to appoint supreme court justices. I very much don't want the equivalent of a 3rd term Bush in charge of those responsibilities any more. Especially the military thing. More wars would be disastrous for us right now.


I pretty much agree with you, as well. However, since Congress must approve judicial nominees and, ostensibly, approve the president's use of the military, more Democrats in Congress could mitigate the dangers. They would need balls though, so there is that problem.
 
2008-04-03 12:50:13 PM  
Brain_Damage: Hillaryis44 - brain activity optional.

LOL WHUT? You can't make that shiat up. Hillaryis44ishilarious.

//Hillarous?
 
2008-04-03 12:50:20 PM  
Brain_Damage: Hillaryis44 - brain activity optional.

Jesus Christ. 90 years old? She's old enough for the 2nd wave feminists to call her a 1st wave feminist. She should know better.
 
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