Razorwolf: I think it'd be funny to put all the extremist bloggers for both sides in a giant ring for a last man standing match and giggle while they all prance at each other in a fury of slaps.

Not bad. How about putting them up on stage in pairs and asking them to say something factual which supports their "side." If they say something which is false, they're out unless the other side of the pair also says something false, in which case there's another round. Kind of like a spelling bee, but set up with brackets like the NCAAs. The winner gets to be editor of an MSM outlet, the final four get pundit spots on McLaughlin or a weekly MSM column, the elite eight get an occasional guest appearance on Fox or MSNBC, anyone who doesn't make the sweet 16 gets to go find a real job where he or she is not hurting the country.