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(USA Today)   Man who was trapped for 70 hours in his outhouse gets indoor toilet.   ( divider line
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1088 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Aug 2001 at 11:13 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-08 11:21:53 AM  
I felt so bad for this guy, I'm glad he is getting an indoor toilet. We should get him a subsciption to playboy so the old feller has something to read on the can.
2001-08-08 11:50:12 AM  
Any redneck turd that still has an outhouse deserves such a fate. I'm only sorry he didn't die.
2001-08-08 12:01:11 PM  
Now we're rewarding ass-backwards hicks, who aren't smart enough to realize that times have moved on. "I fell into an outhouse, now I get free indoor plumbing!" Go America! Yay.
2001-08-08 12:06:43 PM  
I only had to read up to "noted mountain fiddler" in the first paragraph before I started laughing. Poor guy...

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2001-08-08 12:14:39 PM  
dude, at first i thought it said 70 YEARS, then i thought...wait a minute, that isnt possible for him to still be alive then...
2001-08-08 12:24:26 PM  
Wanna see my new clubhouse?
2001-08-08 12:37:05 PM  
Albert...most likely it was the weight of the mountain fiddler's dirty mags stash that collapsed the floor of his outhouse in the first place!
2001-08-08 01:04:18 PM  
It was the spot where the grass grew thicker and faster than the rest.

Forget Scott's turfbuilder...I'm going to start crapping my yard.
2001-08-08 04:50:28 PM  
Was that a one, two or three holer that collapsed?
2001-08-09 12:41:43 AM  
Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.

We'll be back to jakes soon enough.
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