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(Some Guy)   Packer fans celebrate victory by urinating in sinks   ( themilwaukeechannel.com) divider line
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154 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Nov 2002 at 7:51 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-11-07 04:02:39 PM  
"She says some of the football fans committed the offense even when uniformed police officers were present."

who expected intelligence from Packer fans?
2002-11-07 04:48:12 PM  
Police have a zero tolerance policy for urinating in the sinks.

Another method the man uses to keep us down.
2002-11-07 05:26:01 PM  
To place a sink next to a urinal is redunant plumbing.

"Why not?? What's the problem, they're all connected pipes!!"

2002-11-07 07:06:01 PM  
They post cops in the bathrooms?
2002-11-07 07:30:42 PM  
The Lambeau Leak.
2002-11-07 07:43:28 PM  
And everyone says the Raiders fans are bad...
2002-11-07 07:53:09 PM  
That's regular fare at the Indianapolis 500 infield.
2002-11-07 07:53:45 PM  
Um, it is Green Bay.

I'm surprised those morons remember to unzip before they pee
2002-11-07 07:54:07 PM  
Should have been: "Packer fans celebrate victory by packing shiat."

Those fans suck.
2002-11-07 07:54:20 PM  
heh happens at my work. Walked in there and saw some guy peeing in the sink

2002-11-07 07:55:17 PM  
Suspects Could Lose Season Tickets

Now that's a fate worse than death for Packers fans. Now if a Bears or Vikings fan lost their season tickets (all three of them), there wouldn't be any season ticket holders remaining.

2002-11-07 07:56:34 PM  
.... yeah .... and ???

/ducking thrown brick
2002-11-07 07:57:59 PM  
and you can wash you hands at the same time
2002-11-07 07:58:44 PM  
No we don't.
2002-11-07 08:00:20 PM  
Being a huge Green Bay Packer fan, I'm predicting that they make it to the Superbowl.

Hey, if you've gotta piss, ya gotta piss. I've pee'd in a sink before. Better than going on the floor. That's really strange that the cops would be standing around in the bathroom, watching.
2002-11-07 08:00:35 PM  
after the flordia tag, i am keeping track of the "needs a tag list"...so here it is....

2002-11-07 08:04:47 PM  
From The Straight Dope:

The toilet seat was the least contaminated of 15 household locales studied. "If an alien came from space and studied the bacterial counts," the professor says, "he probably would conclude he should wash his hands in your toilet and crap in your sink."
2002-11-07 08:07:35 PM  
Green Bay fans are the best fans in the NFL.

Yep: the best.
2002-11-07 08:07:35 PM  
surprised Packer fans even try to go to the head. I always figured they just went on each other in the stands. GO BEARS! WE HAVE P*SSERS!
2002-11-07 08:07:47 PM  
Maybe this doesn't bother 'cause I've lived with a boy and I know they pee in sinks anyway.

Seriously, though, a least they don't celebrate victory by attempting to stampede the other fans like soccer.
2002-11-07 08:12:58 PM  
Oh, waah waah. This sounds like the biatching of a bunch of people whose respective teams haven't won 6 straight. I could pick you all apart, but I'll leave my assault to fall on the last person to be a dingleberry.

Zekedude, your solution isn't that you've got more pissers, it's that YOU'VE GOT FEWER FANS.

All you haters can go and root for your mediocre local team.
2002-11-07 08:13:58 PM  
You wouldn't see this in New York... mostly because in New York, as they say, "the world is your urinal".
2002-11-07 08:14:00 PM  
Don't pretend that Green Bay is the only place in the world where someone has peed in a sink before.

Jeez... someone should have predicted this... 50,000 X 6 beers X 12oz is 3.6 million ounces of urine. That's roughly 75,000 pee-hours of bladder drain time. So if a game lasts three hours, you have to have 417 urinals being used constantly from tailgate-to-tailgate in order to accomodate the flow.

They prolly only had 400, so someone had to pee in the handwashers.
2002-11-07 08:15:56 PM  
That's funny, I celebrate the end of the workday the same way--by pissing in the sink.
2002-11-07 08:16:35 PM  
I'm sorry, I just can't let it go.

Panndder, I've got a list of tags too.

1.) Eat me.
2.) Spell something correctly for a change.

You'll find, or you would find if you weren't too "clever" to put your actual location in your profile, that your location has some morons too.
2002-11-07 08:17:03 PM  
And by the way, Chicago sued Milwaukee about 20 years ago because essentially, when we flush our toilets, it floats down the coast of Lake Michigan into Illinois/Chicago.

So really, not only do we pee in sinks up here, we piss and crap all over Chicago.

And you still all come here every weekend and leave your money when you leave.
2002-11-07 08:18:13 PM  
Battery Chuckers
2002-11-07 08:18:58 PM  
If the original boundaries of the territory/state of Wisconsin were being honored today, most of Chicago would be ours. Funny, you don't hear us complaining about how much we miss it.

Incidentally, we were supposed to have Upper Michigan too. We miss that just about as much.
2002-11-07 08:19:12 PM  
Ironically, this is also how Packers fans attract mates.
2002-11-07 08:20:43 PM  
so, they piss in sinks.. Wash hands afterwards in??
2002-11-07 08:22:06 PM  

sorry. couldn't help it. poor impulse management, you see.
2002-11-07 08:22:48 PM  
Last one for a while, I promise.

Jashter, if you mean by having Packer season tickets, you're not far from right-on.
2002-11-07 08:23:38 PM  
Bears? You folks play don't have a stadium, this year! Duhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

You guys piss in one another's beer cup, and don't know the difference, while munching on those white bratwurst! Ha-ha!
2002-11-07 08:24:16 PM  
Q:What do a call a 250 lb. Packer Fan?

2002-11-07 08:25:47 PM  
What do you call...
2002-11-07 08:28:54 PM  
Here in Pittsburgh we don't piss in the sinks. Of course we do have a problem with fans shiatting in the garbage cans.
2002-11-07 08:31:22 PM  
Packers football practice was delayed this morning for nearly two hours.
One of the players, while on the way to the locker room happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head Coach Mike Sherman immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate.

After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the goal line. Practice resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team was not likely to encounter the substance again.
2002-11-07 08:37:07 PM  
Ouch Jashter, that's mean. Can't be too careful with the white powdery substance though, especially after just playing a team from
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2002-11-07 08:43:13 PM  
You know, I hated it when all of the Rams fans would take over football threads last year, so I won't do it here.

Instead, I'll berate myself.

I remember when the Pack sucked in the 80's. Some good jokes from back then:

Where's the safest place to be during a tornado?
Lambeau Field -- there's never any touchdowns there.

What do you say to a Packer in a three piece suit?
How do you plea?
(after James Lofton got in all sorts of legal trouble)
2002-11-07 08:50:52 PM  
Glad to know I'm not the only man that does this! In fact, I piss my sink on a regular basis. The women dont have to worry about you dropping the toilet seat back down & they dont have to worry about sitting in a puddle of piss. There is less splash because you can make the piss kind of swirl as it goes down if you hit it at the right angle. Dont bend down to flush the toilet, just turn the cold water faucet on & off real quick! It is a great way to keep the sink drains free from getting clogged and ITS FUN!!! because its kinda sick, twisted & perverted in an unusual way.

Any other guys do this? Common.. I know I not the only one out there...
2002-11-07 08:56:54 PM  
my brother maintains that he does this in public places all the time. weirdo.
2002-11-07 08:57:01 PM  
Jashter Seems to me that joke would be much better applied to the 3 other teams in the midwest.

Anyways, Brewer's fans celebrate wins and losses this way, even if the stadium is practically empty. I don't know why they even bother putting urinals in the bathrooms at Miller park.. should just be one big trough and then have faucets above it wash your hands and flush at the same time.
2002-11-07 08:58:50 PM  
Class acts up there...
2002-11-07 09:03:10 PM  
Hygiene is gross.

Bad hygiene is grosser.
2002-11-07 09:03:37 PM  
Here's another "Official" fark YOU to the FARK Mod or whoever approved this article for posting and passed over Favre's 40k yards and 300+ TD's.

Eat shiat.
2002-11-07 09:11:31 PM  
We only have 1 bathroom.
Once, while my wife was using it, I woke up, and had to pee, real bad.
I waited as long as I could, but eventually was seduced by the siren call of the sink.

Yes, I do live in Green Bay.
2002-11-07 09:17:10 PM  
Don't these people realize that's what the shower is for???
2002-11-07 09:29:11 PM  
Zekedude, there's a problem with your argument, you don't even have an f'in stadium!
2002-11-07 09:38:57 PM  
Miller Stadium? Are you quite sure that the runoff isn't being sold back to you as "High Life" or "Lite"?
2002-11-07 10:15:39 PM  
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman: Actually what they should of done is funneled all that piss into Selig's office.
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