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(Some Guy With Bad Timing)   When preparing to rob a bank, it's really important to check the bank's closing time first   (star-gazette.com) divider line
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2008-03-13 10:52:47 PM  
Bank robbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 10:53:23 PM  
Rank bobbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 10:54:40 PM  
Rank bobbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 10:55:58 PM  
Bank robbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 10:56:13 PM  
Bank robbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 10:56:15 PM  
Rank bobbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 10:56:28 PM  
Bank robbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 10:56:41 PM  
What the hell?
 
2008-03-13 10:57:52 PM  
Bonanza Jellybean: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What the hell?

Party pooper.


BURN HIM!
 
2008-03-13 10:57:54 PM  
Bank robbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 10:58:50 PM  
Flank sobbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:01:00 PM  
Clank dobbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:01:07 PM  
Purple monkey dishwasher.
 
2008-03-13 11:01:42 PM  
Wang flopping has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:01:45 PM  
Wank throbbing has to be the breast way to make a lot of money in a hot mount of tim, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:04:11 PM  
Skank hopping has to be the beast way to make a lot of money in a short mount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:06:43 PM  
Dank snobbing has to the the crest lay to bake a lot of money in a slot fount of lime, other ethan being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:06:45 PM  
Tank moshing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:06:58 PM  
Dank sobbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short mount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:08:12 PM  
Crank hogging has to be the best way to forsake a lot of money in a midget-sized amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:09:03 PM  
Rank bobbing was to be the messed hay to bake a lot of sunny in a mort amount of time, other than see Eliot Spitzer's gall-curl, of borst.

/i still dont get it
 
2008-03-13 11:10:09 PM  
tbn0.google.com
 
2008-03-13 11:11:17 PM  
Penis....Call Girl.

/Penis!
 
2008-03-13 11:11:29 PM  
Plank lobbing has to be the best way to make a lot of honey in a short amount of thyme, other than being T.S. Eliot's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:13:00 PM  
What a Koch.
 
2008-03-13 11:13:59 PM  
Hillary Swank crabbing has to be the best way to make a stash of moolah in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spritzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:14:37 PM  
Wang spanking has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:16:57 PM  
Sounds like my bank. Its hard enough finding a time theyre open, as a customer with money invested there. (6.5hrs a day 5 days a week)
 
2008-03-13 11:17:01 PM  
Crank Shotting has to be the best way to make short money in a lot amount of time, other than being Adolph Hitler's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:17:24 PM  
Being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:19:25 PM  
Canker Sore sucking has to be the worst way to make a lot of money over a long period of time, other than being Eliot Ness's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:28:48 PM  
The robbing bank must be the best way, quantity of the money in a short time quantity, differently than its to form Eliot of pencil sharpener designation girl, naturally.
 
2008-03-13 11:33:39 PM  
Cancer Store sucking has to be the worst way to make a lot of money over a long period of time, other than being Eliot Ness's ball-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:34:30 PM  
I want somma what y'all's smokin',other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:37:12 PM  
Police said he attempted to enter the bank at 12:01 p.m. -- a minute too late.

I think he just cut it a little close. He clearly was trying to tail-end the day and avoid any pesky customers interrupting his work.

We now return to the regularly scheduled train wreck in progress.
 
2008-03-13 11:40:44 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: What the hell?

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
 
2008-03-13 11:43:21 PM  
Wang spanking has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Ella Fitzgerald's horse, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:43:37 PM  
Crank scobbing bass glue do free the nest fray poo lake a bot of bunny in a port account of rhyme, brother ban seeing Iliad Blitzer's small pearl, of horse.
 
2008-03-13 11:45:49 PM  
Crap swallowing has to be the worst way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:54:13 PM  
Sword swallowing has to be the weirdest way to make a few bucks in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:57:13 PM  
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/179/428551966_de90f597a9.jpg?v=0


Not impressed
 
2008-03-13 11:57:56 PM  
Blasting rock has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Phineas Gage, of course.
 
2008-03-13 11:59:30 PM  
Cum swallowing has to be the worst way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, I'm talking about Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-14 12:09:43 AM  
Bank robbing has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time, other than being Eliot Spitzer's call-girl, of course.
 
2008-03-14 12:15:26 AM  
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Eating huge delicious cheeseburgers has to be the best way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time. Period.
 
2008-03-14 12:29:23 AM  
Captioning cats has to be the stupidest and most unlikely way to make a lot of money in a short amount of time. Period.

/Woo-hoo! Variations!
//A new cliche is born?
 
2008-03-14 1:09:10 AM  
FTFA: If you see pink elephants in the bar on St. Patrick's Day, you might want to call a cab


Mmmmm pink elephants .....

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2008-03-14 1:31:53 AM  
GoodOmens: FTFA: If you see pink elephants in the bar on St. Patrick's Day, you might want to call a cab


Mmmmm pink elephants .....


Why did you refer to the Guiness article in this thread?
 
2008-03-14 6:44:55 PM  
The scobbing base glue which is unstable the bXX of the rabbit liberates the nest fight poo lake inside transportation accounts of the sibling prohibition which rhyme and IliadBlitzer's end sees the small pearl.
 
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