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(Ananova)   'Monica Lewinsky' crotchless pants big seller--Sales slogan: these pants are "always ready"   ( divider line
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3376 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Aug 2001 at 9:48 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-08-07 09:56:04 AM  
Kuncar added: "This is a very depressed country, no-one's got a sense of humour, no-one has a laugh. Everyone gets worked up about nothing, and everything seems to cause a scandal here."

Are we *sure* that this is Chile and not the US???

Also, boobies.
2001-08-07 10:02:44 AM  
Yes, Slippy, boobies indeed.
2001-08-07 10:03:07 AM  
yeah but nobody was ready to see her face on those and have that picture in their mind of her in a pair of those...
bad thoughts.....must go back to work now
2001-08-07 10:06:00 AM  
I'd like to see them on her.
2001-08-07 10:06:59 AM  
Actually eurghhh no I wouldnt! Monica the Clinton stress reliever. Used and Abused baby.
2001-08-07 10:09:48 AM  
When it comes to panties these are close, but no cigar
2001-08-07 10:30:11 AM  
Excuse my ignorance, but what's a "hen night"?
2001-08-07 10:30:59 AM  
Can you believe I wore those to work and got a raise! And my name on the bathroom walls. Double bonus!
2001-08-07 10:32:53 AM  
Complete with cigar burns.

What's up with Chile? Sure things are bad, but can't they get with the times for their comic relief? There's plenty to laugh at the States for.
2001-08-07 11:15:54 AM  
NASTY!!! she is a m00 m00
2001-08-07 11:37:29 AM  
Yes, I will second Bwayjoey's question - WTF is a hen night???? Any limey pommies care to edumacate us?

-he who stacks pork
2001-08-07 11:41:21 AM  
Ugh. Yesterday I was calling around to get my window fixed and when I told one guy my name he laughed and asked if my last name was Lewinsky. Hellll No! And I'm not a cow either!
2001-08-07 11:43:51 AM  
Camel Toe and Stink Foot in one pair of pants.Interesting...
2001-08-07 11:47:14 AM  
Hen-night is the female equivalent of a stagnight.
2001-08-07 12:22:52 PM  
Stag night = bachelor party
2001-08-07 01:11:34 PM  
bachelor party = boobies
2001-08-07 01:24:08 PM  
Ok, baby, here you go.
2001-08-07 02:13:18 PM  
Thanks for the heads-up on that.
2001-08-07 03:39:54 PM  
Hi Mrs. MaxLoad:

Say hi to MaxLoad for me, maybe I should get my wife to participate too...
2001-08-07 03:53:32 PM  
Thanks for deleting my exclusive pantie photos you shiat eating mongoloid.

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2001-08-07 04:01:56 PM  
Hey PB...

I probably scared him off since Im only his girlfriend. Saying Mrs tends to frighten a boy.
2001-08-07 04:11:14 PM  
Uh oh.
2001-08-07 05:02:26 PM  
There are advantages to marriage:

1. Excuse to take a vacation.
2. You get to eat first at the reception.
3. (for the women) you can get back at the person who made you wear the ugly bridesmaids dress at her wedding.
4. If you are in a certain age group it could lower your car insurance bills.
5. Wedding presents!
6. Always having a partner for doubles tennis.
7. Did I mention wedding presents.
8. Lifelong committment (oops I think that one goes on the other list)
9. Wedding presents!
10. No better way to develop your selective listening skills.
2001-08-07 08:40:32 PM  
I just have to say, y'all just have to swing by my new digs here in Harlem. Hoo-eee this place is suh-weet!! I got lime green shag carpet AND a velvet poster of Malcom-X up on the wall. And you simply must meet my new uh, assistant, yeah, assistant. Her name is Monique Lootherking. She loves Pink Floyd. In fact, her favorite song is "Have A Cigar."

That reminds me, do you know what Dale Earnhardt's favorite Pink Floyd album was??? The Wall. Thank you.
2001-08-08 01:20:38 AM  
Xprez: You rock. Keep up the good work. But then again I don't need to tell you that, it's not like you're Bob Dole.
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