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(AFP)   Wild elephants block Sri Lankan polls. Democrats seen taking notes for future excuses, lawsuits   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2008-03-11 12:02:51 AM  
no, that's Al Sharpton
 
2008-03-11 12:04:22 AM  
It's never their own fault. Blame the Republicans.
 
2008-03-11 12:05:10 AM  
Smitty?

I think you're closer to the truth than you think...
 
2008-03-11 12:05:25 AM  
Huh?
 
2008-03-11 12:05:31 AM  
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'nuff said
 
2008-03-11 12:07:57 AM  
cltbuilder: It's never their own fault. Blame the Republicans.

Of course, you're being sarcastic. However, there will soon be several posters saying pretty much this exact thing, and there will be no sarcasm in sight.
 
2008-03-11 12:08:04 AM  
Republicans do not care about black people.
 
2008-03-11 12:09:26 AM  
lying tigers and elephants......oh my
 
2008-03-11 12:09:28 AM  
Tusk, tusk, tusk.
 
2008-03-11 12:10:11 AM  
Sandor Clegane: cltbuilder: It's never their own fault. Blame the Republicans.

Of course, you're being sarcastic. However, there will soon be several posters saying pretty much this exact thing, and there will be no sarcasm in sight.


I'm only half sarcastic.
 
2008-03-11 12:11:00 AM  
phlegmmo: Tusk, tusk, tusk.

Fleetwood Mac FTW!!!!
 
2008-03-11 12:12:33 AM  
FarkFish: lying tigers and elephants......oh my

bear market?
 
2008-03-11 12:13:00 AM  
I thought the elephants were the Republicans

/I'm an ass
 
2008-03-11 12:14:22 AM  
no, no, no...the Republicans are the Elephants...the Republi...

...aww, ferget it.
 
2008-03-11 12:14:25 AM  
woot calling out one of the two major American political parties in a headline always makes for a good flamewar
 
2008-03-11 12:14:43 AM  
One candidate spent all his campaign money on peanuts, which he scattered around the polling places where his numbers were lowest...
 
2008-03-11 12:14:50 AM  
HMS_Blinkin: K3rmy: Republicans Politicians do not care about black people.

FTFY


FTFY
 
2008-03-11 12:15:47 AM  
Jakevol2: phlegmmo: Tusk, tusk, tusk.

Fleetwood Mac FTW!!!!



yep.... here it is Link (new window)
 
2008-03-11 12:17:43 AM  
HMS_Blinkin: K3rmy: Republicans Politicians do not care about blackpoor people*.

FTFY

FTFY

*unless supporting them gets rich people to donate to your campaign

FTFY
 
2008-03-11 12:18:28 AM  
HoodCrowd: no, no, no...the Republicans are the Elephants...the Republi...

...aww, ferget it.


That's kinda the point, smarty pants.
 
2008-03-11 12:21:12 AM  
The political party you mindlessly vote for sucks.
 
2008-03-11 12:21:24 AM  
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Reporting for duty.
 
2008-03-11 12:25:36 AM  
As a Sri Lankan poll worker, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2008-03-11 12:37:14 AM  
You know who else used elephants to block polling stations?


/Hannibal?
 
2008-03-11 12:42:57 AM  
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What did I tell you?
TRIPLED!!!
 
2008-03-11 12:50:31 AM  
I blame Karl Rove because no Democrat has ever been defeated fair and square. Dems love to cry because the AV club got no respect in high school.
 
2008-03-11 1:00:51 AM  
Perhaps they should use larger voting booths to accomodate the elephants.

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Elephants can stay the hell off of his lawn.

/obscure?
//sorry, my nerd is showing
 
2008-03-11 1:01:56 AM  
And black do not care if they have to kill white college girls to steal their cars and money.

fifty
 
2008-03-11 1:09:49 AM  
HMS_Blinkin: K3rmy: Republicans do not care about black people.

FTFY


I care about people. I just don't care about you.
 
2008-03-11 1:17:06 AM  
AHAHAHA

the democrats got called out!....ON FARK!

OMG I never thought i'd live to see the day!
 
2008-03-11 1:26:32 AM  
Maybe the elephants know something we don't. Maybe we should be listening to the elephants.

That's a paraphrase of a quote from somewhere, but damned if I can remember.
 
2008-03-11 1:33:12 AM  
Just don't approach the elephants from the rear.

Link (new window)
 
2008-03-11 1:34:32 AM  
CaptainFatass: xen0blue 2008-03-11 01:17:06 AM
AHAHAHA

the democrats got called out!....ON FARK!

OMG I never thought i'd live to see the day!

Seriously, you've never seen a Fark headline/thread call out Democrats? Are you that farking stupid? Or just that farking hungry for a persecution complex?


THIS
 
2008-03-11 1:35:16 AM  
Apparently, elephants also like to suck cock in airport restrooms.
 
2008-03-11 1:43:19 AM  
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2008-03-11 1:44:55 AM  
mreuther: Apparently, elephants also like to suck cock in airport restrooms.

Well they do have a wide stance.
 
2008-03-11 1:47:10 AM  
Insolent: Perhaps they should use larger voting booths to accomodate the elephants.

Elephants can stay the hell off of his lawn.

/obscure?
//sorry, my nerd is showing


I met a girl in college whose family lived just up the road from him in Sri Lanka. She said he was a celebrity in her town.
 
2008-03-11 1:49:55 AM  
I used to park my motorcycle next to an elephant when I went to the bank.

Never did get her name though.
 
2008-03-11 1:57:35 AM  
xen0blue

AHAHAHA

the democrats got called out!....ON FARK!

OMG I never thought i'd live to see the day!


OMG I know next thing you know somebody will compare bush to a monkey. The comedy gold.
 
2008-03-11 2:05:35 AM  
not like we don't have our own animal problems..
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2008-03-11 2:21:14 AM  
Insolent: obscure?

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I see what you did there.
 
2008-03-11 3:00:57 AM  
CaptainFatass: I would like to remind subby that the Bush campaign was the first to file a lawsuit in the 2000 presidential election.

So farking what? Roll with the punches, it was a funny headline.
 
2008-03-11 4:05:37 AM  
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"How to Rig an Election: Confessions of a Republican Operative."

Link (new window)
 
2008-03-11 7:39:54 AM  
freetothink: And black do not care if they have to kill white college girls to steal their cars and money.

fifty


Ridiculous threadjack. I live with my mom
 
2008-03-11 8:31:19 AM  
 
2008-03-11 8:38:24 AM  
Danger Avoid Death: Just don't approach the elephants from the rear.

Link (new window)


I heard elephants like it from the rear?
 
2008-03-11 11:30:56 AM  
tonesskin: CaptainFatass: I would like to remind subby that the Bush campaign was the first to file a lawsuit in the 2000 presidential election.

So farking what? Roll with the punches, it was a funny headline.


There's nothing funny about politics. Fark threads are life or death.
 
2008-03-11 12:00:15 PM  
I think as the primary turnout numbers as shown, there will be no excuses this year. Well, unless Hillary wins. Wokka wokka.

/Vote Irish, vote O'Bama!
 
2008-03-11 4:15:43 PM  
bikerific: "How to Rig an Election: Confessions of a Republican Operative."

Link (new window)


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FTFY
 
2008-03-11 4:31:09 PM  
1proudneocon FTFY

My god, he lets it all hang out, doesn't he?
 
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